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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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>>321712
>If anyone has any idea for a short now is your chance.
<"Anons are being attacked by all the jew-controlled forces in the world, then suddenly robowaifus come through and save everyone from them."
The end.
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>>322032
Very well, it shall be done, God willing.
>>321712
I was expecting a Meiling joke
>>322032
Males who couldn't get females buy robowaifus.
Robowaifus are better than human females.
Males who could get human females develop a preference for robowaifus instead (because they are just that much better).
Human females are butthurt (except the lesbians, who are also buying robowaifus of their own).
The government is also butthurt because new babies are not being born.
Government and human females that want human males try to make robowaifus illegal and take them away from their masters.
Masters reprogram robowaifus to help them fight to remain with them, modifying them to become combat capable.
War of the machines turns our to be the Government combat robots vs weaponized robowaifus.
>Kikes make aryan ubermench golem enforcers by IVF.
>You have to be a good goy to be allowed to buy a robowaifu with your CBDG.
<You can't wake up. This isn't a nightmare.

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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Not there. Maybe your brain is fried or something.
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me when i wake up
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>>320257
This is lawyer Aaron Yeshue Shekeltwitz, I'm representing my client "Anon". I'm here to hand you this DMCA for using Anon's likeness. Cease drawing portraits of my client or there will be very serious legal consequences.
>>320257
anthro.boo 'em

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夏草や
兵どもが
夢の跡
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>>325812
A strong absolute yes in theory to answer your question, if the database and technologies were secure under an ethnic European ultranationalist state and government, which explicitly rewards me based on my racial and genetic attributes (while penalizing if not outright excluding / deporting foreigners including those of an unacceptable race and unacceptable defects). I'm completely on the side of the pro-GATTACA side of the argument. 

However, finding a benevolent apartheid state, let alone a technologically competent and privacy-first one for data storage, already eliminates the likelihood of that ever existing any time soon, which makes my answer 'no' when considering practical realities.
>>325812
And it's only a comedy from afar to consider how many opportunists would then push fraud on their kids by forcing them into patented skull reshaping devices for sleep, lol.
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>>325815
I'd rather depend on something less susceptible to deception.
>>325794
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roi_fain%C3%A9ant
Have fun with the analogy.
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>>325823
To be fair, most kings were do-nothings just like most politicians. Inconveniencing others to maintain their own luxury.
>>325795
I realize I misunderstood you, but I think the other poster gave a good response. I would just say that I think there is no meaning to life without suffering. I don't disparage a quiet life, but one without the opportunity for triumph seems pointless. The modern world is full of useless eaters living lavishly compared to their ancestors, yet they're mostly and incapably dependent and wouldn't be able to accomplish 95% of what their ancestors could do alone (not that organization is bad, obviously all the greatest successes of the ancient world came from it, but this sort of organization is strange and seems to strip everyone of their agency). Living for the sake of it is dumb.

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I just know that most cats that are declawed are because of women and it makes me really angry. I don't consider the people who do this human either
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>>325633
There have been a lot, but they have had the sense to not bother coming back, unlike this retard over here.
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>>325638
yeah I guess you'll always draw a certain element to anonymous boards.
I've been pretty deeply involved in 2 other IBs and they ALL had their sandcastle kickers and degenerates who wanted to just say  "FUCK everyone else, imma goan do whateva" 
But there's only so much you can do without compromise the desire for other anons to remain anonymous.
*compromising
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>>320061 (OP) 
China and the CIA have spaceX weapons in the orbit., Think Golden Eye but real. Ayy LMAOs are real and they are here NOW. Ayys came because of nuclear tests. UFOs are using seawater as fuel. The new UFO files are heavily censored and partially faked using AI. New fake pandemic is going to get organized soon by "NWO" - just like corona. Do not believe Bill Gates or WEF or Bilderberg. It's likely that old drugs like ivermectin work this time too. Corona virus and vaccines cause auto-immune reactions. Speaking about drugs, do not use Ozempic, Rybelsus, Wegovy or similar drugs. They cause tumors. They contain a hormone that's designed in lab. It can have a lot of unknown and unwanted effects.

>>320078
Havanna Syndrome was a test by US Gov. They are using HAARP. They are also using it for weather control (Hurricane Catarina). I hope the US Gov gets punished and put to jail.
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>>325820
The aliens news is just partially to distract and to test and refine an attempt at turning reality to fantasy in peoples minds, so when they have tech convincing enough they can say it's aliens or some fantasy thing and they can just get away with taking full control and supremacy over our people. "alien attack!"

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How the fuck do you not go insane? Not a NEET btw
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>>325717
>not allowing it
It took me ten years to brake my parents  father of that. He used to go looking in my room for bottles.  Naturally now that I am no longer a neet there's no bitching about it whatsoever but whenever it was my ebt they bitched! Moronic normalfaggots. I blatently keep explaning that I'm ashamed of contrubuting to society and yet le-proud-beam-of-joy-face ends up on my faggot father's face regardless. Randomly he thinks I will vote some day as well. It's annoying. I even broke them of the 'dude weed smell' off and on. You have to teach people how to treat you and always push for more. 
>>325716
Considering my my mother is a felon since the 1990s (child neglect) and my father has not worked since the 1990s (threw tantrums and shit and pissed himself onto dissability) and that both are diagnosed with mentall illnesses and both get checks (mother cried in court over her lost children and got le bux too) I guess you're technically  right. My bad I grew up in foster care! I'm so ashamed I didn't get a job right after failing at life! 

gas urself faget
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>mfw sardonically mad posting 
*break
*contributing
*disability
Nature vs nurture and  all that. It's amazing people with children get so retarded, hint and nudge. Filthy unvirgins and their hot takes on taking blame. I bet they usually believe in god, and they do. It's the GOYIM's fault god mad his life shit. Sure sure, keep being that way and you'll be 'okay'. Your child won't be due to the shitshow before us, but yeah, you'll be okay on all that boomer-esque delusional momentum whereas the rest of us learned learned helplessness for a reason. 

Sarcasm aside, how is it that people think they have the right to have kids then complain about the shit? What  is that shit? Why do normalfags do that shit? You had sex, great, now why did you also have a child? At least blame your wife. Me, my father's idea, just to add to how much a joke my life is. My mother actually new better.  Nigger ass life. *rides diy ebike away and fucken dies like a dog on the street when hit by a texting normalfaggot that believes in paying for things it can't touch such as cellphone bills and ((( insurance )))*

I hate society. So many rules and the opportuniteis are for people that act shameful, be it new jobs throughs lutty behaviors or a government check for acting like a dumb chimp (literally shitting and pissing yourself then being let out into society to bother other people) or howler monkey (waaah I never took my children ou
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>>325755
Huh, they let you keep in touch with your parents in foster care?
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>>325760
No. From age 11 to age 20 I did not talk to them. I was not even allowed to make a phone call. They threatened me with being seperated from my older brother if I made a so much as a phone call as I'd be kicked out of le foster home. At age 20 when entering college I called my grandmother and my mother snatched the phone out of her hand. I was allowed to talk to my grandmother for some stupid court reason after both sides of the family threw one another under the bus in a court of law. The oens not thrown under, my grandmother included, did not actually even want to raise me ironically. This angered the judge but he did fuck all to negate the damage of their flames against one another. He was laboring under the idea that the good ones would raise me. They did take me to mcdonalds every few weeks though until I turned 17. I enjoyed the dollar menu immensely when they did show up to get me from school. Sometimes they did not feel like it. I left my older brother behind when I was 17 and have not spoken to him since. That was in 2007ish. I also tried to get on the bux and after years, I was a neet for 10 years, I had been rejected in a court of law at one point. Judges are idiots. If someone is in their late 20s and has never worked you give them a check or you're retarded, but that's whatever, I got me 1.8k saved up! I made it and now that my body is broken by werk I make a 600 usd to a whole k a month! It'
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>>325686 (OP) 
tbh I'm not surprised at being a NEET considering my trajectory over the last decade and a half.

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Old one is anchored.
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>>325643
my thread is a legendary album at the centre of western culture! you fucking phreak! it's not random spam from spastics to be shoved away under their containment thread
why is >>325639 one of the most kino albums ever made and the rest of their albums are shit?
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>>325804
It's shit so
>one of the most kino albums
lolno
t. actually wasted 15 minutes listening to that garbage
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>>325804
Your autism guaranteed I will never listen to it.
>>325810
t. uncultured swine
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>>325817
No green meme arrow so that means you are calling yourself that.

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piece of fucking shit
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>>325709
dumbest nigger award
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BF2 was a great game, but BF3 and BF4 were even better.

Is BF6 any good? I haven't tried it yet.
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>>325720
Eat my balls. Project Reality, the Galactic Conquest sequel, and other mods were the reason to play BF2. I was not saying that just to be contrary.
>>325725
It has women and no strict class restrictions
>>325725
>1 in A tier
u havin a laugh m8?

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I am interested in becoming certified as a marine engineer(and work in the merchant navy) as it's the only way to earn above 1k euros legally in my shithole eastern european country.

However I also see that the digital ID, CBDC prison panopticon is on the horizon at the very least, if not absolutely certain it's going to be implemented.

Thus I am questioning if it and other jobs are going to become obsolete for those which aren't going to be opting in to get implants under their skin and have their currency tracked forever(whereas now atleast cash exists even if they try to restrict it).

In my particular case, atleast where I live in my nation's only port city, I wouldn't even get hired by the local shipyard (which has only stayed out of bankruptcy due to the govt fucking over all the other ones and giving it preferential conditions to where it's incompetence wouldn't matter if it's the only shipyard in the entire country as atleast it would survive in one way or another instead of being put out of business) I wonder where my skills would be transferable to.

And if this thread is already about one type of job, why not talk about a whole bunch of them and which would earn you the most money in normal times like these and also be best if you were forced to do them in environments where you don't have access to cash, at best barter?

Again, for working in the merchant navy internationally when covid was still a thing you literally couldn't even get hired unless you
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>>311661 (OP) 
this is nothing more than the hand
How babies should you have to kill to get power?
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Can't out-source electricians and plumbers,,,,,, yet.
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>>313178
Killing babies is the point of getting power.

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A continuation of the low effort review threads. Come on in and post your review for something you've just watched.

Part 1: https://archive.is/7e5KU
Part 2: https://archive.is/QOdf4
Part 3: https://archive.is/8nsoU
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>>325358
Nah, it's cool, that's also a valid point.
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it was kikeshit
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it was kikeshit. Cringe feminist garbage
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it was kikeshit. Finally im done. Fuck this subhuman cattle series
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it was kikeshit

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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
Cute lolis
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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.

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