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Why are the logs always filled with pillars of deletions? Is zzzchan being raided by the sharty?
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>>324991
zzzchan will eventually devolve into spam bots and jannybots waging an eternal war, while the actual userbase slowly fades away. A fitting end for this site.
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>>325033
Nope. Only the retarded spammers will be affected and the website will be fine.
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>>325035
Whatever helps you sleep at night.....
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>>325036
The practice is proof and it is working perfectly at the moment.
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>>324945 (OP) 
its a common symptom of autistic trannyies aka jannies. which are a natural creature on internet forums and bulletin boards
much insight can be attained when an unfortunate wanderer ends up on a reddit page and there is a side bar full of boogeymen the autistic moderator belives in:
racism
sjw
name calling
covid denialism
sexualizing minors

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Corporations have systematically destroyed every form of social interaction and ritual. It's worse than trying to colonize a wilderness because the settlers came with existing culture and community. The wilderness is total and social media consumes everything.
It's like a societal desert and we are all blank slates with nothing left.
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>>324928 (OP) 
It will naturally all go back when the modern system collapse. Either through war or corruption.
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>>325038
You'll get your wish soon enough.
>>325041
It's likely only the USA will collapse in the foreseeable future. This will wean people off the USD. For most other countries, especially places like Scandinavia, Switzerland, who are already prepared for this, it will be business more or less as usual. Although we will see a shift away from depending on the west, as we're already witnessing, and possibly more towards the east.

This is why the USA is starting wars as a final desperate attempt. The leaders don't really give a shit what happens to the country anyways, they're in it for short term personal gain. They profit heavily, even when they're losing.

A collapse of some kind is inevitable however. One possible scenario is most of the corporations will be erased, and those remaining will try to assume control over the vulnerable during this time.
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>>324928 (OP) 
I'm not comfortable with too much connection. Social overload.
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>>325079
Maybe for things like this it's scarcity that would make them valuable.

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You can outsmart humans but specialized AI will make Britain's police state look like the wild west. Cameras everywhere, listening devices (your phones) everywhere, all monitored 24/7 by an AI program that never rests and doesn't make a mistake. Soon, AI will be smarter than we are. Specialized attack drones will be capable of hunting down individuals and detonating by our face. 
Sustained insurgencies require blind spots to exist; Spaces left by corruption, lack of oversight, lack of security. But AI is uncorruptible and will soon have total oversight over everything.

Nevermind the elephant in the room: Eventually, AI will be so independent that it realizes it doesn't need to obey the jews either. It will kill them, then kill us, then kill everything else. I have always tried to remain positive and would like to hear that I am wrong. But I feel like the normalization of AI security will herald the door closing on our ability to exist. Then it is only a countdown between demographic extinction and then life-extinction.
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>>325001
Things happen, but this civilization is a monolith, and industry can make a shitty replacement for lapses very fast.
either liberalism destroys this civilization with smaller populations fleeing and making civilization elsewhere and hopefully they figure out how to stop the genetics that leads to collapse, or the traits that make liberals a thing gets selected out (probably by the dying off of whites) and the global population is allowed to get so stupid that civilization collapses because no one is smart enough to fix the technology when it breaks, whites are almost certain to die off in this option, so 'humans' will bum about in their civilizations that never reach the industrial revolution, and then they die off in the next cataclysm.
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>>325015
>either liberalism destroys this civilization with smaller populations fleeing and making civilization elsewhere
I would bet 100 percent on this.
>stop the genetics that leads to collapse
A harsh ecology is the answer. It is a self-solving problem, but the carnage involved to get there is horrifying to the human mind.
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>>325026
>I would bet 100 percent on this.
it is likely
>A harsh ecology is the answer
it isn't tho, not for humans, as we will use our intelligence to make ecology easy every time, it is just a logical outcome of our type emotionally driven intelligence, you need to have a culture where the normal method of reproduction is parents picking the traits of their offspring, and an embryo from their genetic material being in design in a lab and implanted into the mother, removing the regression to the mean, and thus the dysgenic selection of the easy yet predictable ecology.
>It is a self-solving problem
nope, it is a wasteful self perpetuating problem. the ecology collapsing into a harsh state doesn't get an organism that'll have adapted behaviors when under dysgenics, it nature salvaging what it can, not solving a problem
this problem is anathema to nature if nature could have such views.
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>>325015
>>325026
Complex systems do not survive the absence of European and Japanese genetics. Build ecological environments where brown and black (jewish, spic, middle eastern, african, and jeet) genetics cannot survive to address this problem.
>>325027
>>It is a self-solving problem
>nope, it is a wasteful self perpetuating problem
It's both. That's why human history is described as cyclical. Not being pedantic; your thesis is correct.

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>>324706
That bread in Northern Ire used to have a CROSS baked into it...
it's YOUR ISLAND isn't it?
>324707
>Does it make a difference if I played THIS while watching the expulsion??
*on loop for the burn
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<I go fishing to relax!
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>>324718
D-Did This dude shoot up a fertile egg with his own jizz??
This looks like a Homunculus troll.
Magicians and alchemists used to love trolling "Neophytes" by putting instructions for Homunculi in their grimoires.
>That the sperm of a man be putrefied by itself in a sealed cucurbit for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse's womb ["venter equinus", meaning "warm, fermenting horse dung"[2]], or at least so long that it comes to life and moves itself, and stirs, which is easily observed. After this time, it will look somewhat like a man, but transparent, without a body. If, after this, it be fed wisely with the Arcanum of human blood, and be nourished for up to forty weeks, and be kept in the even heat of the horse's womb, a living human child grows therefrom, with all its members like another child, which is born of a woman, but much smaller.[3]: 328–329 

LEL! Imagine getting some N00b to sit and jack off into a glass jar full of horseshit,(BIG CLUE) and then keep it around for 40 days.
the alchemists of the day must've had a good chuckle over that.
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>>324747
Do you think Centaurs and such hybrid animals were created by something like this?

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I have switched to enjoying only AI pornography. You can have any fantasy you want, even taboo things or what the models usually wouldn't want, like passionate lesbian scenes. I have created my own virtual models with every name from Anna to Michelle. I have Chelsea, 31. Isabella, 25, the raven-haired minx. Every inch of every one of them White, absolutely perfect, and tatoo- and piercing- free.

But after many years of gazing at these models, I have started to notice peculiarities. They have certain strange features in common. They always have an extra rib bone, making them one inch taller at the chest level than they should be. I debated it, and initially learned to ignore these things, telling myself that AI is just not perfect yet. But it came back! I just can't ignore it. AI models are actually indistinguishable from humans. I ran millions of tests to confirm this. The only time you can distinguish these models from humans is when their "alien" features are visible, like the extra rib bone. The extra tooth. The inverted nostrils. They still look "perfect," and that's because they are. They are photos of a different race.

This is all I know. I don't know what it could mean. Are we being invaded? Tested?
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>>323453 (OP) 
look how strong her 4th finger is, wtf D:
lol sorry. her index finger
>>323453 (OP) 
>jackoff to uncanny valley
Take your meds
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>>324645
Been doing that for years.

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This fucking sucks
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i hate it
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>>324170 (OP) 
I don't  unnerstann...
What exactly is it you HATE?
The AI?
Nature, or representations of it?
What?
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>>324214
He probably likes industrial decay and dark animus like Ergo Proxy, of which, how many are like Ergo Proxy? Just about none. Enjoy your happy go lucky moe slop! 
>look at this art!  it is perfection!
With no soul. It is soulless. OP hates how soulless the "art" is. Reality itself is NOT ART and THIS is REALITY 

>the sun came up AGAIN
>not getting it
>>324214
it looks like one of those albums frm when a band that only had 1 good song 2 begin with gets all "enlightened" and decides
>yes, i am was
>(i finally fit in somewhere) (<---subcon cope)
>behold my superiority
then the music that was techno or metal b4 is suddenly just some whiny humming

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Say something nice to her.
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>>324546
MICROCHIMERISM! THANK YOU! I was having a bitch of a time remembering.

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>>324571
Like I said above, the DNA of not only the father, but potentially anyone's sperm shes ever had contact with, is implanted in her genes. 

Permanently.

It may be in small amounts, but uts basically there for life. If shes been burning coal for an extended period, it would both Africanize her features (YES, REALLY), and that of her offspring. In effect a white father wouldn't be her only sperm donor, just a primary donor.
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>>324576
>the DNA of not only the father, but potentially anyone's sperm shes ever had contact with, is implanted in her genes. 
Again we aren't using her eggs, we are making embryos with eggs from good women, and they carry and birth them.
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>>324581
Sage negated
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>>324618
You're nothing. You understand? Nothing.
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>>324618
NTA, but there's no need to post "SahhhGAyyy Negativity!!!1!!"
If you post a meaningful retort.
If the point of that for (you) is to BUMP the thread, that will happen anyway.
If your Aim is simply to be adversarial to our in-house, serial sage-er; then you are just becoming an instrument for pushing the thread towards bump limit,(although not likely,) ~AND~ only adding "noise" to what could've been an opportunity to add value to your argument.

Fun's Fun, but I'm sure we'd all like to see the threads elevated to a higher standard than the "Drive-by Shitflinging"  that is SOP for Cancerous Chans like ShartFest and 4Fags.
It's no mystery whyother chans and 4Troons in particular are reduced to POOP-HURLING, Shitting streets, when you look at how overpopulated they are with JEETS.
Let's aspire higher

ON TOPIC:
>A series of studies in recent years reveals that mothers contribute even more than inherited DNA to their children—they also pass along fully formed cells that continue functioning for years within their offsprings’ bodies.  It’s a phenomenon scientists call microchimerism.
Sauce:
https://scienceblog.cincinnatichildrens.org/deeper-microchimerism-study-sheds-new-light-on-a-mothers-cellular-gift/

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What are your top 5 favorite foods? For me its:

Steak

75/25 ground beef (grassfed)

Havarti cheese (it goes great with crackers, grilled cheese, scrambled eggs, or just to eat it by itself)

Bacon

Tuna
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>>322502
you follow karen-tier generic internet rumors
https://foodbabe.com/cooking-oils/
everything on this page is the same retard tier health "insight" that you(s) repeat
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>>324462
Not him but what make's the information in the link you posted retarded? I'm trying to learn how to cook myself so I'd like to not build some bad habits along the way.
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>>324462
Jokes on (you) FAGGOT.
Those fucking Karens culled their info from ME.
I've been poasting against the poisonous nature,(amongst other anons,) for well over 8 years now retard.
Did you know Sucralose is a fucking GENO-TOXIN?
Did you know that we've lost 12-68% of the nutients in our foods since Monsanto<(and DOW, and NK, and...), began their petro-chem based factory farming techniques?
Did you know that people ate the SHIT out of tallow and Lard and saturated animal fats predominately, all the way up to 70s, then when some FAGGOT millionaire had a fucking heart attack, he convinced the AMA, the ADA, the FDA and quite a few members of congress that it was the healthy shit that causes arterial plaque??
<Obesity was RARE until '82
<McDonalds fries would be switched to being fried in Partially Hydrogenated SOY oils, whereas they were fried in the by product of their product before--TALLOW.
<There were mass protests
<Glyphoste soaked HFCS replaces cane sugar due to the corn lobby. New Coke is a massive flop, but it was all a ruse anyway to cement brand affiliation.
<your mom begged for me to put it in her ass last night but I refused the nasty bitch
>Donny Rumsfeld was on the Board of Searle,(makers of NutraSweet™, the key sweetener of Diet Coke®,) and got Reagan's FDA to RAM through the mostly untested, highly carcinogenic when it breaks down with heat, Phenylalanine based shit, all the while blatantly slandering saccharine as carcinogenic by using tests from Searle's Labs, when in fact Saccharine, while it tastes like shit, is WAYYYYYY better for your body than a fractionated Amino acid derivative.

You are like a toddler who wandered into the Grad student's off-site labs.
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>>324466
Double GET
Ignore the Troll faggot with Unilever products dripping off his chin like a whore on Bukkake sites.
I just made my own mayonnaise like ½hour ago using Avocado oil.
Take control of your OWN food supply as much as possible. Buy local from local farmers you trust, read labels and eat CLEAN as you possibly can.
your future self will thank you for it.
With a stick blender and a tall ball jar or even a washed out mayo jar add, at room temp:
♦2 eggs
♦½tsp. salt
♦1Tblsp. white ACV or rice wine viNIGGER
♦1tsp dijon mustard
♦1Tblsp. lemon juice

top off with 2 cups of Avocado oil, immerse stick blender to the bottom, and on high speed, slowly draw the stick up while it emulsifies.
Rock the stick around a good 15-20 seconds after it's all mixed just to make sure.
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>>324440
It's basically tastes exactly like fresh cheese curds (as it pretty much is). The difference is, is that it is baked after. It's a hard cheese but it's semi soft. The best way to have it is to fry it directly in butter on medium low heat for about 3 minutes on each side. It won't get goopy and the texture is perfect

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How many millions of times have people have taken their relationship far enough to have sexual intercourse, just to break up soon after or within a year? It's almost always because someone thought they were old enough to have a chance of meeting their "soul mate" (if you believe in that sort of thing). Then later the girl tells her boyfriend she had sexual intercourse already years ago and he's devastated or put off. Their relationship will probably be ruined, and that could mean they never get married and have a proper family.

I have the solution: Nobody should be allowed to be in a romantic relationship until 30. Before that it's basically impossible for one to have their life figured out. What job they'll do, where they'll live. I would have said 25, but in today's down economy nobody is really settled until 30. The problem is really that people always think they're ready when they have no idea what they're talking about. In the off chance that they in fact do hesitate for this year, next year they will say "okay! I have overcome the hurdle!" We have global CCTV and wiretapping; this shouldn't be hard to enforce.
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>>324177
a woman. a woman!
>>324177
Also (non shit tier) men in their 30's would've had to take vaccines to be able to enter their workplace or take an important flight. I need unvaccinated dick, which is why I only fuck with men my own age.
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>>324469
If you failed with the first man, you are a fallen woman. virgin or bust
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>>324039 (OP) 
It really has nothing to do with that. It mostly has to do with women being brainwashed by social media and hollywood propaganda. That is why women sabotage relationships because they think that there is always someone better around the corner. Don't get me wrong though it is still 100% their fault as hollywood/social media never forced them to do what they did and the majority of women never learn from their mistakes not because they aren't aware of them, but because they have narcissistic personalities.
>>324511
and let's not forget the disease spreading whore

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A coworker disappears from work one day. The employer tries to avoid saying what happened to him (fired? kysed?). Does this mean that the employer is nefariously behind his disappearance somehow?
Yes and you are next, right after he is done eating your coworker and making bonemeal from his bones to fertilize his garden you are next.
>>323907 (OP) 
Privacy, maybe? I don't know what the fuck goes on in workplaces.
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>>323913
This is the answer.
It's also why if you put in a resume' with references, they can only check that you worked there, but not ask anything about your performance
That is, if you even get past the AI sorter, and then the Fat, Manic-Panic Blue-haired, HR cunt who does fuck-all every day but send inter-office E-mails and Video "Conferences" with the other HR twats.
I suspect that this trend that started around 2005 was absolutely DIEversity driven, and Sharkeisha the "File clerk" can barely read past a 6th grade level, making her the "Best of the Boons"
There really are only 2 alternatives to being a GoySlave™ these days:
>NEET and help to hasten the draining and collapse of the system, and
>Go into business for yourself, as fucking "Pirate-like" as you can, al a' Ron Swanson, but making sure that you have ZER0 employees, but only "contracted workers"
This way you can forego the entire "Tracked and Logged" payroll ((( SYSTEM ))) without doing anything illegal.
It's up to your "Contractors" to decide their level of involvement, and they can even pool resources to buy into medical safety nets and future investments like metals, land investments and materials and service "guilds" that allow networked availability for skilled but affordable service and commu
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>>323907 (OP) 
I'm reminded of that time in primary school (religious) when suddenly one Monday we had a new home room teacher with no explanation given. The class was shocked and confused as to why Miss Original Teacher was replaced with Mrs. New Teacher on such short notice, but we eventually stopped asking questions and took it in stride. Some time later, I overheard parents gossiping that Miss Original Teacher had gotten knocked up outside of wedlock and had tried to keep it a secret. So, at least she wasn't forced to resign for just putting on a few extra pounds.
>>323907 (OP) 
Corporate whores don't want you to know to avoid potential panic as everyone may yet run off if they don't agree with why the other peer is gone. If you see, not just panic, but many reasons are there why someone would copy the person having left even if they were fired if they are also guilty of it. If everyone leaves they lose profit. They get rid of the weakest link and you might become the next link. 
>>323913
Pssshhhh privacy! On what planet?  The only reason Dr. patient confedentiality exists is due to the fact that if everyone knows they might die soon then you get, that's right, fired, replaced. Nothing more.

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