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No.333198 [Open]
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>white people move into neighborhood
>GENTRIFICATION REEEEEE
>white people move out of neighborhood
>WHITE FLIGHT REEEEEE
>white people continue living in the same neighborhoods that are already white
>SEGREGATION REEEEEE
>white people try to change laws or have laws enforced in neighborhoods they live in
>CRIMINALIZING POVERTY REEEEEE
what do they even want?
No.333200 
Who could possibly know.
No.333243 
but who are you quoting?
No.333240 [Open]
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Omarchy (by Omacom) is "We've made the decisions for you" Linux distro, heavily AI-assisted around proprietary software, designed to run proprietary AI coding agents (unusual security risk) having access to your full system, where they execute commands usually not stop for confirmation.

>honeypot or legitimate project?
>the funding and promotion are certainly unusual $18.5 million
>Sam Altman (Co-founder and CEO of OpenAI), Mark Zuckerberg (CEO of Meta), Tobi Lütke, Patrick Collison, Michael Dell, Jeff Friedman, Leonid Dubinsky, Stav Solomon, Aaron Reisman, Amir Harel, Benjamin Katz, Benjamin Wolf, Bruno Katzjarowski, David Dashefsky, Davis Goodman, Jacob Rosenthal, Nina Dubinsky, Roman Weisman, Salomon Mole, Yam Catzenelson etc.
>heavy promotion & large scale SEO (similar how Brave has promoted w/ $30 million spent)
>Meta, Cloudflare, Anthropic, OpenAI etc.
>Claude Code, OpenAI Codex, Google Antigravity, GitHub Copilot etc.
>Spotify, 1Password, proprietary/web applications, Discord, WhatsApp, other commercial services
>includes Basecamp & DHH owned 37signals & related software/services
>1.5-2.0 GB RAM usage at idle + large default installation
>passwordless sudo w/ disabled sudo password prompts
>paid AI APIs, token-subscriptions

Reported security issues:
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No.328834 [Open]
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You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor, and a cuck. And one night, he goes off cringier than usual. Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, with me watching, he ground pounds her onto the floor, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the iphone on zzzchan. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" Sticks the phone in my face... "LET'S PUT A POST ON THAT IMAGEBOARD!"
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No.333160
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this is a good thread
i don't have any funny quotes to contribute, so i will leave this mysterious joker image i found yesterday
don't ask me what it means, i have no idea
No.333188 
>>328834 (OP) 
>You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor
This alone was enough to make me laugh
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No.333189 
>>328834 (OP) 
quality post
No.333191 
>>333188
I actually lol'd at
>Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
No.333194 
>No Redditman
U guys had one le heckin job
No updoots or awards to you racist nazi homophobic, transphobic, bigots. 
>Dislikes your post and sends an army of bots to call you a right wing trump supporting Nazi waiting for the God tier reddit mods to intervene 
<You have been banned from r/weloveniggers
>WE DID IT REDDIT!
No.325254 [Open]
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May the Slowloris of Comfy Victory bless you this day, Anons...
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No.332940
ni_howdy_1.mp4
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No.332941
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No.332968
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No.333010
its_over.mp4
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No.333169
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No.333095 [Open]
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>register to job agency to stop being a filthy neet poorfag
>go through one trillion verification checks
>do you want to activate two factor authentication? (recommended)
why go such lengths to protect a job brokerage site account? who would want to steal that? what are they gonna do with it, find me a job without my consent?
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No.333116 
>>333115
I heard 5g can control your mind my cousin (the one who died once and resurrected) who works at microsoft told me, this is why I wear not one but two custom made tinfoil hats
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No.333117 
>>333116
And said cousin cums in your ass every night.
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No.333119 
>>333117
no way bro I wear a chastity belt so that if aliens kidnap me to probe me and put a microchip in my brain they're in for a surprise heh ehehehehe!!! I'm really fucking smart. everyone but me is stupid.
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No.333121 
>>333119
And you for a second didn't consider the possibility of your cousin teleporting his cum into your rectum via 5g?
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No.333122 
>>333121
I wasn't aware of this new illuminati technology
No.326365 [Open]
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Do you talk to yourself anon? And do you do so in English even if you are ESL?
What do you talk about?
When people overhear me and ask, I've settled for answering: "I'm practicing something I'm going to say later."
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No.332753 
>>332752
What lead you to believe that?
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No.332761 
>>332753
Fetishes, a lack of desire for anything, also as a white person now I should be a liberal cuckold okay with coal burners and vote for someone just because they are a woman because we're geneticlly unhealthy.
My father's side is really fucked, like my dad got raped by his brother, lotta drug addicts, and my mother side is a story of women stepping down in social class by the generation.
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No.333032 
>>332761
I think since you have the presence of mind to dwell on this you're okay.
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No.333113 
>>333032
What the fuck does that mean you nigger?
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No.333118 
>>333113
I think he meant he wanted to have sexo with him
No.288379 [Open]
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https://cytu.be/r/streamzzz

Movies, music, videos, audiobooks.
Dates of scheduled showings will be posted in UTC and military time.
Playlist is open, click the plus button on the media bar beneath the embedment.
Showings are not beholden to forewarning.
Content will usually be linked afterwards depending on ease of availability when streamed for absentees and scavengers.

First thread ⊕: 2024-10-15, 00:37:40, #221257
First thread ⊖: 2025-10-06, 21:05:37, #288323
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No.333078
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Going to start streaming again in October.
No.333081 
>>333013
4tranny reaction gif, zzzigger has fallen.
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No.333082
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>>333081
She 4tranny on my reaction gif until my zzzigger has fallen.
No.333083
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>>333081
Faggot retard nigger²
No.333088 
>>333081
menhera-chan belongs to all of us
No.312599 [Open]
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Old one is anchored.
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No.332486
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No.332938
Beatles,_The_-_Not_Guilty.webm
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No.332970
Pozer_-_Kitchen_Stove.mp3
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No.332972
Loving_-_The_not_real_lake_She_refused_to_say.mp4
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No.333079
System_of_a_Down_-_Radio⁄Video.webm
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No.333044 [Open]
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Anons, have you ever had one of those lift-up beds?

Was it any good?

What did you dislike about it?
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No.333045 
>>333044 (OP) 
Bitch, I have slept on a simple foam mattress on the floor for the past 6 years, following a bedbug infestation.
The bedbugs are gone now; I've checked, checked, and checked again. Bedbugs are lazy animals; if you're ripping open baseboards and other parts of your room to look for them, you're doing it wrong.
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No.333046 
>>333045
> I have slept on a simple foam mattress on the floor for the past 6 years
Ouch.

How do you keep it clean anon?
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No.333048 
>>333046
Wash the fitted sheet i have on it.
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No.333051 
>>333048
I tried doing that before. The place where I live is just perpetually filled with dust though.
No.333057 
>>333045
At least you weren't in a apartment or duplex with them.
No.333055 [Open]
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chiki briki
No.333056 
iv damke
Slavaboos are retarded.
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