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Hello everyone, Sturgeon here, your beloved administrator.
Today, I decided to finally bring zzzchan into the future by introducing zzzchan 2.0, hopefully fixing the many issues that have affected the site over the years, and maybe, collaterally, bringing some of the userbase back, 99.99% of which clearly left us for greener pastures a long time ago.
I will now be outlining a few future changes that will be implemented in the immediate short term.
>moderation
First of all we will be removing Joyeuse from /b/ as well as every other moderator deemed clearly unfit for the role. Instead we will begin an application process with proper screening and vetting of potential mods. No more first come first serve and random people getting accepted into the team and then doing as they please. Only people that show real understanding of how moderation should be done and true interest in making the place better rather than satisfying their whims will be hired to volunteer. Furthermore the mod pools will be increased significantly with mods coming from all timezones, so there will be no more holes in moderation during "dead" hours.
>transparency
For too long I've been silent about what goes on in the background, updates about the site have been spread very thin and with too little information. Furthermore, I realize I've neglected opening a conversation with the userbase to understand its actual needs. As an admin, the
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>>318828
>child sexual abuse is just booze and should be legal to fix the problem
kys peod
>>318832
You mean the upped the AOC so women can't be pure and have a pair bond is what you mean
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Hello, everyone, Sturgeon here, your beloved administrator back again to address the recent downtime.

Just so we get this out of the way, this was no technical issue at all. Everything is up and running perfectly fine on our end, and the hosts' end so no reason to worry about those things at all! With that said, since you're probably still wondering why we were down: it was my decision to shut off the site temporarily to prevent abuse.
As you might've noticed, well over a month ago, the onion address was taken down voluntarily because someone was posting mean things with it, and the best and smartest solution was shutting it off entirely. Unfortunately, and strangely, if I might add, the meanies were not dissuaded by this at all and started posting on the clearnet as well and I was like "wtf???"
So at that junction, the mod team and I joined our galaxy brains together and thought "if we take down the site entirely, nobody can post abuse or mean things!". That idea has caused a major breakthrough in how moderation should be handled and so we rushed to enact it.

In a nutshell, from now on, never again will we or you have to suffer through bad posters and bad postings, as for when those evil things arise, we shall simply prevent everyone from posting, eradicating the problem at the source!

This has been your benevolent, and quite frankly most ingenious, admin once again. Signing off!
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>>319299
>baby
>bathwater
they can and do, schizo

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Such a beautiful new day, have you seen the way the light shines our mcdonalds fast food resturants this morning fellow zoglings? It's truly beautiful. 

Your powdered egg serving ready to eat happy meal freshly cooked by the talented melanin chefs of the Jewnited Shits of America is ready. Yum Yum! With this breakfast you will definitely win over the evil racist anti semite frog posters.
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I survive off energy drinks and shellfish
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>>316697
I was just sayin' that the ability to expand your larder is a bonus.
I'm not some BIG CHICKEN lobby advocate or anything, but it's true that a lot of foods that people absolutely HATE are due to shitty recipes, and poor handling/cooking of them.

For instance: People who absolutely HATE Brussels sprouts have likely only had the waterlogged, mushy sulfur-bombs; over boiled and out of a frozen vegetables bag.
Panfried in FAT or healthy oils to a crisp from fresh is the ONLY way to go.

Cornish game hens were my go-to for Friday night dinner while camping during festivals.
I'd also suggest, if you ever get the chance, to roast a whole chicken via the French string method over an open fire.
It's hard to explain, but it somehow makes the bird 10X as far as deliciousness.

OP's post is a jab at Elgin glowniggers, a leftover from the killing off of FrensChan and OurChan...
I think it's the insane Bulgarian, Kiril.
He's funny, but definitely not all there.

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>>316871
i like that pic but russula gives you the shits when you eat a lot
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>>316877
Checked and Kek'd
good to know...
I really like a good puffball mushroom, the ones that get volleyball sized, sliced an inch thick and fried in butter and with rosemary, garlic and salt & pepper.
Tastes just like steak.
The pic was very loosely related, but I love Gnomes, so...
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Apologize
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Stroked my paneenee to all 3
You can boot up any of these babies, put whatever game you found and you will have hours of fun, even a brainrotted kid will learn and understand a game in minutes and have fun.
I swear, went to some random family member home a few years ago and I played Xbox and Wii with people I never seen before, fun times, just as fun as before.
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deleted posts for not being on thread topic... hmmm
Getting too expensive and the sales are low.
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just recalled the black cop's daughter, I should have recognized the danger, she will never apologize I can never undo the rumors. My compliance seems to have cast the die. 
I am still blaming others for my actions, I have not grown up; I have problems with teachers as a general rule, as soon as I know their profession I dislike them, I must be the problem. Statistically unlikely for that many teachers to be such shit people more likely I am.

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Not gonna lie, this is the best game I ever played, not even joking. It is very old school but blessed with excellent graphics and optimization.
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Happy Connie Tuesday, everyone!
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O Canadaaaaaaaa

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>>309165
Does this loli spamming faggot still frequent this website?
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Happy CUNY Tuesday, everyone!!
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>>327614
Anything you want to say?

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look at your balls faggot. testicular cancer can happen to you.
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>>327062 (OP) 
you just need to get that shit to SUBMIT.
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>>327536
accelerationism is how debate bros cope that getting fucked in the ass is going to bring back EVROPA
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>>327587
There is NO LIGHT in Lainey-Land
>>327630
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>>327727
>denji_vs_hayakawa.webm
Kek!

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UK heat problem.
The subway gets hotter every year, UK has to shutdown the some routes because of rail expansion/buckling. Got any passive solutions brats?
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>>327225 (OP) 
Practical enough TPVs never ever.
>>327629
>I'm honestly a little surprised nobody posited to make the rails hollow and run water through them.
Rails are supposed to be very cheap do make and last for decades. We still use the same molds from a century ago and will probably use the same in the next one.

Making them hollow to pass water would probably compromise structural integrity, not to say the energy and logistics of miles of water to pump.
There could be an ideal engineered and resistant way to let it cool naturally like 3D printing do but it would make it too expensive and slow to manufacture it.

Maybe there is some track ballast that could cool faster, or just paint it white. Still, I think just putting tons of trees making a cool shadow would fix anything.
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>>327645
>putting ... trees 
transpiration is a cool idea, ablation of heated water into the air. clay chimneys can increase surface area and drive moisture out of the tunnels in the hotter seasons/solar cycles reducing thermal mass.
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>>327645
I think the solution would be simple enough.
Tracks are extruded, right? So, a 2 part track that then gets electro-welded down both sides would be an easy solution...
Hey! Tegarryaki pics!!
Hell, it could even be simpler than that..
(same as above anon)
You could just run a "D" shaped pipe of aluminum down the existing tracks on the inside side of the rails. It would just need a good way of keeping contact, and since you could use the produced thermal convection of the water to move it, lengths of track could have their own semi closed system of cooling tanks positioned elevated from the tracks and running through thermal masses,(hills and whatever,) to dissipate the heat.

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Nigger
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>>325014
Sheeeeeeeeeiiit!
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ARRRRRRRR!
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Nigger.
I'm new here. Is this the Based Department?
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>>327674
Nah, Mack, it's the third door on the left. Has a picture of loli age groups. If you see the water fountain, you're too far.

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make a better wagon, this shit is pulled, rough terrain is tough and sand is nearly impossible, shits lame yo.
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>>327592
OSHA can suck the sweat off my sweaty workin' balls.
What started out as a decent, "they " They ""mean well, " organization for worker safety, rapidly became a back-room syndicated MUNNYGRAB©™" designed like kosher law to truly fuck the little guys out of any kind of competition for the "Friends of the Pharisees" with a little pilpul on codes and requirements.

This USED to be a nation that just "GOT SHIT DONE"...
Now, you have to fly a jolly Roger to aspire to that.
*(posted using a Nig's stolen Intarrweebs connection..Rolling IP)
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>>327612
KEK!
Even the Cro-Mags did it long before niggers...
I think that just some good pneumatic tires and maybe power assist like with E-bikes that charges as you pull would be enough.
>rough terrain is tough and sand is nearly impossible
Go the car route.
Fix the axle, add a suspension or even independent one, better wheels, all terrain tires.

Better than this is using rails on the track you most use and making a train cart.
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>>327637
The walt disney route; build a train?

I want to save the huwaet race and a pretty gf. What is YOUR wish?
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>>316377
Do something in meinkraft
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>>316380
you're not fooling anyone kid, you're obviously new and obviously underage
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>>302744 (OP) 
>I want to save the huwaet race and a pretty gf
Same here except the gf part I want a tall hot mediterranean bf OwO
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>>316074
Maybe my wish is coming true! They will soon find out only 8-bit CPU with < 10k transistors and simple BASIC/OS burned in ROM is the only safe way to compute.
https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/treasury-rushes-access-anthropic-mythos-ai-after-warning-it-can-hack-every-major-system
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>>302744 (OP) 
I wanna start a cake cafe

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How dumb am I. I went to a family friendly event, I have trained my cock to cum on a count down, there was two. My dick is on fire, this must be a uti.
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>>327353 (OP) 
I misunderstood your post and this made it even funnier
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Letterkenny is kikeshit.
>>327368
this is my cock 21, no two one
Can I increase load size with positive reinforcement? What can I use to quickly measure load size? Do I risk decreasing bust range trying to increase volume?
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>>327598
>increase load size
zinc and water,
>measure load size
2 pieces of glass and a dry erase marker, compress load between panes mark diameter reward with sugar/nicotine
>decreasing bust range
yes

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