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Such a beautiful new day, have you seen the way the light shines our mcdonalds fast food resturants this morning fellow zoglings? It's truly beautiful. 

Your powdered egg serving ready to eat happy meal freshly cooked by the talented melanin chefs of the Jewnited Shits of America is ready. Yum Yum! With this breakfast you will definitely win over the evil racist anti semite frog posters.
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Shalom, fellow goy! May God bless our greatest ally! I love working at the corporate fast food chain restaurant with my undocumented and melanin enriched friends.
>>296282 (OP)  (OP) 
Murikan  here. We don't eat at fast food anymore. They 'tried' to make it healthy, took the ambiance away, made the food too unhealthy, and our break time sare too short to finish our food even if it's quickly made of which it is not. Why would I eat that shit when eggs are still cheap, you can cook one in the microwave in under 60 seconds, and toast goes well with it? Gritts are also very cheap. Wiht these three items you have faster food that's cheaper, healthier, and tastes better. I eat it at home wherien I have time to actually enjoy my food, however I eat these breakfast foods in the evening as we fired all our janitors more than a decade ago in most areas with public bathrooms so I'm not wanting to get an urge to shit in public while working when we don't have time for that. If you have time to talk you have time to scrub things clean. Many workers, when allowed by whtie management (browns won't let ya) eat chisp at their posts. I am disgusted by their lack of hand washing, but no one has time for that. My health as taken a hit since the new token stopped me from drinking water outside of my 'every five hour' 8 minute break (really 30 minutes but no walk time, no time to wash hands, limping makes you slow, people thinking you are on the clock slows you down, etc). I gasp for breath as I try to force a gallon of water down my throat in these precious minutes, but then I remember I have no time to piss and I let my kidneys and arthritis get worse instead and rather than drink a bunch of water I take out my fake pda that they call an intelligent phone, a tracking device really with locaiton enabled (knows where I am to judge if I am moving fast enough) and I browse the Internet looking at things like 50cc scooters that I currently cannot afford. I choose to upgrade my bicycle instead and nickname it Seabiscuit, my diy e-bicycle. It's wheel is wobbling now and I need to replace one of it's rim. I feel lucky that it's the non-motorized one as it is a hub motor design lest I end up losing 1/4th of my monthly check to it's replacement, assuming my tricep tendonitis allows me top pry the tire off after working so often and hard. If I can't I will buy another pawn shop bicycle for 50 bucks and throw this one away be that the case. I will name the next one another horse's name so we can all laugh at the sticker bobbed impoverished vehicle. I have to park the bicycles inside the building's back room to avoid it being stolen again, especially if I convert it to having a motor. If chained they may steal the seats or wheels. I also worry that they will find out I carry a gun as that is not allowed due to coporate laws. If they find out I will be fired immediately and possibly be sued for intimidating my empowers.
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And by COPorate I mean corporate to go along with the hyperbole 'joke', the insinuation that a corporation's rules superceed actual laws made, and they do. To make money one must first give up their rights, unless born rich. Without nepotism on my side I am only left with angst and liver cirrosis in my future, not money to pass down to a smaller goy than me. Each new generation is weaker anyway, why would I abuse a child by giving it life? One of the main reasons I fear sex was never letting the woman down nor std's but fear of child support and or having a child in general. It sounds truly horrible. Only a cruel nigger would want to have a child and or enable leeching like that.
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>>296282 (OP) 
Americans cannot afford McDonalds anymore. It's too expensive.
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>>296338
They cannot even afford the free wifi.
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>>296339
>walk in to use free wifi at mcdonalds
>it does not work
>go home
>sometimes does work
>sites blocked
>use vpn or not blocked
<can I help you your 45 minutes are up!
>leave once again
>search free wifi at home
>nowifi4u is one of the names
RIP the early 2000s. The ((( news ))) kept shilling that the paydos were gonna use your net so they locked it down.
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>>296338
20 mcniggets and 2 medium goyfries is like near $20 dollars on the east coast.
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>>296357
That's cheap. 10 micniggets no fries near me costs $12.00.
I never ate there before and certainly never will now.
goyfood ingredients are worse now and is served by worse and less reigned in nons as time passes. 

The normie autist or unawoken autist and do-gooder shy girls are also pushed out who would make sure things run and get decent at least clean surfaces and food out the door.
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>>296331
>>296344
Fat kike.
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>>296410
Five shekels say my posts are better than yours.
Not USAian so I want to ask you guys opinion. How do you defend your self against niggers and jeets? Indon in Indonesia here, I seldom see them here.
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leave it to a bunch of autismos to complain about a nigger goon getting overly excited about his daily powdered egg ration
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>>296419
>hwo do you defend against niggers and jeets
There is no defense. In America, you get raped.
>>296419
Avoiding mostly, okay the vast majority of niggers are cowards, so even pretending that you're armed is enough. Important thing is showing a willingness to revel in fighting and any pain you might cause them.
>>296427
you eat it though
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>>296468
were do you think the egg in factory pasta and cakes come from
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>>296477
I only eat from my chickens and bread I make at home, and I guess shellfish when I am feeling fancy
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>>296419
We let the cops put them in time out so they can rape white people arrested for victimless crimes in jail/prison after they kill the white guy that is not currently in prison/jail as the cops take forever to get there. One time it took near two hours for the police to arrive after I myself was accussed by a nigger for robbing him. The city bus had a nigger driver so they refused to keep driving and we were stranded until they got there. I have no rode the bus since. If I had my gun the cops surely would have arrested me for resisting arrest and charged me for being drunk and disorderly as they illegally searched me when they did finally get there. That's what it's like. Also you have to suck their dick when the shitskins in general get management jobs as you're not allowed to be pissy or das' racis and seeing as to how being homeless is illegal not sucking their dick means going to jail to get raped anyways by a nigger as niggers in case you did not know are like 9x more likely to go to jail than whitey is, though that's why the organizations keep giving them such jobs is that they  think it's a lack of nepotism harming them due to their fathers all being in jail, their socioeconomic problems. 

You could shoot them before the cameras went up slowly starting around 1985ish but oh well. By 2001 the nation had utterly became horrible to live in and we would have had a revolution if they had no banned privacy in 2001 as the prison system had just doubled from 1985 to 2001. It is now impossible to stop them. Niggers go  to get their time out as they don't care that it's prison. Whites care so we are under their thumb all things considered. The government loves this as the white guy is so pressured to be well behaved. It goes well with feminism and how they took half the jobs.
>>296477
That only happens where you come from pablo
Yum yum yum this slave goo slop looks delicious
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If you told me this was some basement in jaipur hindustan i would believe you if it wasn't for the uniforms

eat the yellow goop poop while complaining about chyna zoglsave
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Canned fish and crackers is a nice, simple meal. Good when mixed with some freshly cracked black pepper and lemon or just plain tabasco.
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>>296282 (OP) 
your video codec doesnt play on brave browser. Im guessing you are using the gay codec known as hevc
>>298183
Fried dried salted Anchovy is a fantastic snack
>>307055
Goonslop
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I can't think of something worse that people regularly consume than chicken and I can only imagine how bad powdered eggs must taste. Poultry in general sucks. It's too dry, the texture sucks, the white meat tastes too bland, and the best tasting parts are dark meat and they are veiny and covered in ligaments and is the nastiest textured meat I've ever had the displeasure of eating
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>>312541
Fuck you eggs are great
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>>296478
>anyone on /b/
>capable of living off the grid
Come on now, lad.
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>>312545
Eggs taste like shit
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>>312550
Get them from a farmer that doesn't feed their chickens soy. Also make sure to cook them enough so that they aren't runny if that's why they taste bad to you.
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>>312541
I miss beef. There's an Aldi's close to me with really nice steaks but the prices got jacked up last year and I got priced out. Now all I have is the shit they have turd worlders handle that expire the day after you buy it :(
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>>312546
You have poor imagination so you have no choice but to judge everyone by comparing them to yourself. To live off the grid all one has to do is become homeless. Whenever you're correct about something, you are correct in a same way a broken watch is correct twice a day. I bet you also think everyone on /b/ is a troon.
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>>312552
I already have and it still tastes like shit. If you have to use seasonings to mask flavors and can't eat it with just salt, it's crap food and I'm tired of people saying otherwise. I have done this before with beef and fish so don't even @ me
>inb4 boiled eggs
It's still crap.
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>>312567
You're a retarded nigger.
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>>312569
Go eat your watermelons and chicken wings projecting nigger, lol.
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Is it bad? It's just freeze dried scrambled eggs. Ingredients look fine too. My concern is how they cook it in the bag in boiling water. That may leach tranny chems depending on the plastic.
>>312571
love chickens fuck you
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>>312686
Eat eggs for breakfast every day with just salt and you tell me eggs are actually good, you dumb bitch. You wouldn't be able to because the seasonings you use on them mask the horrible sulfur taste that it has. Enjoy your chink food though lol
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>>312691
>chink eggs
>>312691
Nigger what are you the talking about. I keep chickens and the eggs taste fine
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>>312696
Eggs have about 2x the amount of sulfur that beef has and I can fucking taste it. It also doesn't help that eggs besides the sulfur content are practically tasteless. No idea how you can't taste it but I guess your taste buds are different which explains the shit taste
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>>312700
Not liking eggs is maladaptive
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>eat my sulfuric snot 
Eating eggs is disgusting and degenerate
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>>312707
Yeah, those animals that that raid nests are dumb
eating eggs is eugenic
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>>312710
>>312707
I suppose drinking water and breathing air are also degenerate too.
>>296282 (OP) 
>ai narrator at the beginning
>getting excited over the most overrated staple food known to man
>someone that looks like a troon abomination 
>niggers
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I've got to confess. I said I hate chicken (and will always maintain my disdain for eggs), but I recently air fried a whole 1lb game hen and it was absolutely amazing. I used salt, pepper, and basil for seasonings and cooked it at 375 degrees fahrenheit for 60 minutes and it came out perfectly. The skin was nice and crispy and the meat was pretty moist and delicious.
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It also had very few veins/ligaments too.
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>>296282 (OP)  
take ur meds .
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I've been living off pic related for over two months now. Can't be bothered to buy minced meat but should probably include that eventually.
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>>316574
>cornflakes
Replace this with oatmeal; cook it with the milk you use for your cornflakes.
>rice
What do you eat with, if anything?

Other additions to consider:
Any sort of legume, to eat with your rice. Especially if the minced meat just somehow ends up too expensive for you.
Bags of frozen vegetables.
Canned fish (tuna etc)
Carrots
Garlic (to complement the onion), would go well with the pasta sauce.
Any sort of good fat. Extra virgin olive oil, butter, coconut oil. Avocado oil is probably too expensive for you.
Peanut butter. Spoonful of it in the oatmeal. Actual peanut butter made from only peanuts, not the Skippy crap where its like 40 percent palm oil.
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>>316580
>What do you eat with, if anything?
Salt, oregano, that's pretty much it.
>Garlic
Well I had been having garlic but I count it in the rank of spices.
>Peanut butter.
Well I've been buying a large bag of peeled peanuts to snack on but I felt it was too fatty. May reconsider. 
>Carrots
I buy them here and there but I keep forgetting to cook them before they go bad.
>Frozen anything.
I have to get myself a fridge, then my options will increase. I've been using my family's only to store the milk. It's been a nice experience to see how far you can go without it.
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Once I slaughtered a steer, butchered it, cut off his nuts, and then ate them cooked in his own fat that same afternoon.
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>>316584
>Steer
>nuts
Huh?
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>>316594
This true
I think anon lied
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Man they got a name for every animal you can castrate
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>>316595
>Steer
If he wasn't, he certainly became one when I got to him.
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my diet
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OP seems like JackalJannie with his obsession with powdered eggs.

>>316598
I love a good stewed CAPCOM®
>>316601
<one of those posts where you just KNOW Anon was lying, used the wrong term, and had to look it up...
Funny stuff.

I noticed this chan doesn't seem to have a /ck/--probably not enough traffic.
Still, I hope anons are doing their best to eat as clean and local as they can.
Scratch cooking/baking is WAY simpler than the uninitiated would think.
>LERN2Dough
>Bread that isn't soaked with glyphosate and bromine
>Pizza achievement UNLOCKED! 
>You may now eat better pizza for less than $4.00/ pie, and without brownoid fluids, skin hair, etc.

>>316436
 Welcome aboard, anon! You aren't wrong about conventionally raised chiggum tits. They are generally breddy flavorless.
A real chef will always prefer thighs, then legs, over breasts, unless they are to be used in chicken salad, or marinaded heavily.
You lot might want to consider making your own mayonnaise with avocado oil as well. That stuff is a game changer as far as healthy, and with a stick blender, it's insanely easy.
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>>316670
Hey don't think that I'm apart of the club or anything because I still prefer beef, fish, and pork over it. I'm also not buying anything but cornish game hens from now on. Both the white meat and the dark meat is far superior to fully grown chickens
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I survive off energy drinks and shellfish
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>>316697
I was just sayin' that the ability to expand your larder is a bonus.
I'm not some BIG CHICKEN lobby advocate or anything, but it's true that a lot of foods that people absolutely HATE are due to shitty recipes, and poor handling/cooking of them.

For instance: People who absolutely HATE Brussels sprouts have likely only had the waterlogged, mushy sulfur-bombs; over boiled and out of a frozen vegetables bag.
Panfried in FAT or healthy oils to a crisp from fresh is the ONLY way to go.

Cornish game hens were my go-to for Friday night dinner while camping during festivals.
I'd also suggest, if you ever get the chance, to roast a whole chicken via the French string method over an open fire.
It's hard to explain, but it somehow makes the bird 10X as far as deliciousness.

OP's post is a jab at Elgin glowniggers, a leftover from the killing off of FrensChan and OurChan...
I think it's the insane Bulgarian, Kiril.
He's funny, but definitely not all there.

https://youtu.be/JETT9wjIt4s?t=52
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>>316871
i like that pic but russula gives you the shits when you eat a lot
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>>316877
Checked and Kek'd
good to know...
I really like a good puffball mushroom, the ones that get volleyball sized, sliced an inch thick and fried in butter and with rosemary, garlic and salt & pepper.
Tastes just like steak.
The pic was very loosely related, but I love Gnomes, so...
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