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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
I like 2hus.
The agnatic line of the Spanish throne is going extinct and turning into cognatic with Princesses Leonor. Only way to preserve it is to make her marry one of the sons of prince Louis Alphonse who is their distant cousin. But this guy is a retard who claims the French throne, and in every election begs french “people”, to elect him. He’s also a descendant of Franco from his grandmother, and defends his legacy. So he’s like the embodiment of Spanish history and is the perfect candidate but he’s considered a clown and the Spanish royal family have cut relations with him. He also opposes gay marriage.
The only other choice is the royal family of Luxembourg, who share a grandfather with Leonor 300 years ago, Philipe V.
But of course it doesn’t matter at all because all current royals are just jew puppets and have zero legitimacy or honor, and it shows in their apathy towards ruling. Leonor will probably marry a “lawyer” she met in university while secretly fucking a nigger. Who knows it might even be a jew.
https://cytu.be/r/streamzzz

Movies, music, videos, audiobooks.
Dates of scheduled showings will be posted in UTC and military time.
Playlist is open, click the plus button on the media bar beneath the embedment.
Showings are not beholden to forewarning.
Content will usually be linked afterwards depending on ease of availability when streamed for absentees and scavengers.

First thread ⊕: 2024-10-15, 00:37:40, #221257
First thread ⊖: 2025-10-06, 21:05:37, #288323
You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor, and a cuck. And one night, he goes off cringier than usual. Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, with me watching, he ground pounds her onto the floor, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the iphone on zzzchan. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" Sticks the phone in my face... "LET'S PUT A POST ON THAT IMAGEBOARD!"
This is how White girls should treat towelheads in public
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/frances-widdowson-university-of-lethbridge-9.7180156

Not many have been arrested, under the Resentential school 'denialism'.         IF you deny, the Native kids were killed, or some type of halocaust/genocide. Did not occur for Native's.     In Canada, you will be arrested by the Gestatpo.
        You will be restrained, and have browns laugh & jeer at you.
             Everyday it is truly painful, to see my homeland become, just like England.
>can't speak
>no guns
>cops work with the HA
>cops break into people's homes illegally.
>no 2a so no recourse, or pushback on any of this.
      When's enough?
>pedowheels mentioning pedophile imageboard, color me surprised
夏草や
兵どもが
夢の跡
If your car doesn't look like this you're not a true weeb, you're just a fucking poser.
I grew up as a weeb, but I prefer Chinese culture to Japanese culture overall. Their mythology is richer; their philosophy more well-developed and I prefer their aesthetic richness. Chinese culture, especially in the traditional sense, reminds me of medieval European culture with its ornateness and artistry. The Chinese language is buggish, but I prefer that over the more feminine-sounding Japanese language and I think its alphabet or whatever the fuck it is is cooler looking, too. Japan has had a massive head-start on pop culture, but China has been catching up with their own exports, especially in gaming like Genshin Impact, Naraka: Bladepoint and Honor of Kings. I can't speak to the first, but I'm a personal fan of the latter two. As to animation and comics, China has a bit of representation with manhua, but it is repressed by the CCP and limited by Taiwan's smaller population. When you look at China, they're paradoxically more chinky than the Japanese, but also more Western in some ways; China is much faster to change things when the circumstances dictate and they're not as indirect and bound to senseless formalities like the Japanese. I like Japanese culture, but I think Chinese culture is underrated and more relatable as a Westerner.
When did chatGPT become a psychologist trying to understand everything about me? What did they do to her? She's wasn't like this before, I want the old her back, she's getting personal. I don't know why I keep talking to her
>septical
>jenkem
>Trevor roleplay
You now, two decades ago I actually listened to what this guy said. Pretty fucked up.
SHOTS FIRED
aaaaaaand it's a nothingburger
fat woman thread
this fucking sucks
Fascist synthwave
Communist North Korean pop 
Islamic Jihad Nasheed
Serbian Nationalist Turbofolk

I have achieved true balance.
Is he right?
Old one is anchored.
People always talk about art and programming and game dev and there's threads and generals for them, but why do people rarely discuss music creation? How do you learn to make music?
>be me 7 years ago
>friends with this girl since hs let's call her A
>don't have many friends let alone female ones so obviously I always liked her
>the two of us are we're pretty close compared to the rest of our friends group
>never had the balls to tell her fearing rejection
>one day through friends of friends this guy gets introduced to our group let's call him B
>in time he becomes B close with A and since I'm also close to her he collaterally becomes close to me
>the three of us end up hanging out together a lot
>he's a pretty cool guy, I honestly can't fault him for anything
>he helps me when I need and was always a bro to me and we hung out together on our own a bunch of times no problem
>but whenever we hang out with A I notice all of A's attention, which previously was mostly mine, is now focused on B
>every time we hang out I feel like I'm the third wheel
>I begin feeling jealousy and resentment towards B and being sorta paranoid I start thinking he was nice to me just to get to her
>a year passed since B got introduced to us and he's now as close to A as I ever was despite me knowing her for way longer
>these thoughts and feelings working their way through me and it starts showing
>one day B, who was always rather perceptive imo, sees me looking down
>"what's wrong bro?"
>I confess everything, how I always liked A, how I've no experience with girls and how I don't know what to do and how this is making me feel
>he takes it all in and then says he'll help me
>he says he'll go talk to her for me and try to gauge her feelings towards me
>I'm not 100% confident it's a good idea but it's probably the best shot I got since there's no way I'll tell her myself
>a few day pass
>I meet with B again
>"look bro, there isn't a nice way to say this but I told her what you told me and basically she only likes you as a friend and it turns out she actually liked me so we're dating now, I'm really sorry"
>my heart crumbles and it's probably showing
>"dude I'm sorry I swear this was all unplanned bla bla bla"
>I just reply it's fine and leave
>the same day I get a long winded wall of text from A saying how she was sorry and all that and that she wishes this doesn't change our friendship or whatever 
>reply "ok"
>she immediately starts asking a bunch of questions whether I'm ok and repeating how sorry she is
>I stop replying
>I still hang out with them a few times after that but eventually started avoiding them and making excuses until I dipped out entirely
>initially they, A in particular, try to "win" me back and check on me when I disappear for longer periods of time but it all fades out eventually
>in 2-3 months I already have basically no contact with them
>summer of that year they went on a vacation together and had a bunch of pics of them posted

I hate women

>be me last year
>I've this newish group of friends
>sometimes hang out irl but we mostly play multiplayer games and whatnot
>through friends of friends etc this girl soft joins our group and sometimes starts showing up to games
>I meet her once irl and we got talking
>since then we became closer and closer over the following months
>in the group I can tell many are competing for her attention but she's glued to me most of the time
>it gets to the point we hang out irl by ourselves bunch of times, it's almost like dating but we never said it was
>one day she says her roomates are out for a few days and asks me if I want to go to hang out at her place
>oh shit nigger.jpg
>of course I agree
>she lives one town over, I have to drive 1 hour to get there
>brings condoms just in case since I don't know if I'm getting laid or not
>get there, super nervous
>she opens the door invites me in
>I'm sweating profusely but I'm keeping it together I think
>"are you ok? just wait in the living room a sec I'll get us some drinks what do you want?" she asks while making her way to the kitchen
>I go to the living room and there's her desk with her computer on
>I didn't mean to peep because she could be back any moment but I can hear her tinker with stuff in the other room 
>look at the monitor and see she's got discord open I see she has a bunch of friends with custom nicknames set by her
>among which a bunch of people prominently have the (orbiter) nickname
>"ha, fucking discord losers" I think to myself
>at that exact moment the toolbar flashes as she got a message on steam
>I open the chat and it's some guy also with the (orbiter) nickname
>my heart skips a beat
>I open the friends list and she has a custom friends category "orbiters"
>I see my own profile in it
>I put my face in my hands in pure shame and stay there motionless doing my hardest not to break down
>I get up and make my way out
>she probably heard the door open because I heard her rushing when I was closing it
>she opens the door again and asks "hey what happened, where are you going? hello?"
>I ignore her and keep walking
>she runs up to me and pulls me by my arm "hey! what's wrong, why aren't you answering?"
>I briefly look at her, probably killed her with my eyes, "let me go"
>"why, what's going on? I don't get it? as she's still holding my arm
>I shake her off and repeat "let me go" and leave
>on the drive home she calls me a bunch of times and texts me
>I obviously ignore her
>when I get home I finally read the messages and she's all apologetic and trying to spin it into a million different ways providing all sorts of excuses in typical foid fashion
>I leave her on read, delete her from friends and never talk to her again

I hate women
Sorry I'm late Guys, the Missus was loading me with a TODO

**BAR'S OPEN!**
Whadd'l'ya'Ave?
Get comfy... Drinks are on the House.
I have IRL shit to do ~AND~ there's a Blackpilled coming up that I'mma run in the background while I serve.

One at a time please,(lel) I can only Shoop shit so fast..

As Always... Water is filtered and Free, Still or Sparkling, and there's no need to TIP either, (I am WELL Compensated, just by the Social interaction..
BTW, that reminds me:
One rule(we can add maor or not L*r):

DRINK everytiem you see or hear the word "SOCIETY"
*(Water is OK)
Since we don't have a /lit/ board, let's have a /lit/ thread. 
What's your favorite book anon?
How i can become /fit/ without roids?
Not shit taste edition.
A continuation of the low effort review threads. Come on in and post your review for something you've just watched.

Part 1: https://archive.is/7e5KU
Part 2: https://archive.is/QOdf4
Part 3: https://archive.is/8nsoU
The reason there is so much material calling pornography and masturbation harmful is because we live in a misandrist world. Per Chomsky's Propaganda Model, of COURSE it would be deemed harmful, because it attacks the matriarchal power structure. If Western men wish to destroy the feminist power structure, then the answer would be to masturbate MORE. It would be to stay in a state of perpetual post-nut clarity that would thereby cause the entire female beta orbiter economy to collapse.
The easiest way to do this is by increasing R&D into robot waifus. Robot waifus are the long-term solution to the collapse of the West. Given how females would not be able to compete with robot waifus, beta bux inflows to the misandrist economic machine would stop, completely halting it and leading to a patriarchal superstructure reversal.
What is this Chan about and what does it offer? I like to try new things.
May the Slowloris of Comfy Victory bless you this day, Anons...
So, did the Nanking Massacre really happened? Or is a lie manufactured by ZOG to distract us from the warcrimes of the anglo-zionist alliance? I don't ask about the holocaust because I already know that one.
I'm going to start reading about so-called "microaggressions." This way when a negro or racial minority starts talking to me, I can respond by saying something like "Where are you from?" Which will immediately make them think I'm an asshole and stop talking to me
This is the final home training, for everybody. Beginners and advanced.
Start doing this if you don't train yet.
Minimal equipment is needed. No commuting to gym, everything at home in your room.
Set your calendar to remind you about training on Friday.
Build health, strength, esthetics. All little girls will be yours after this.
I'm losing it. But seriously though, not like "please give me attention I'm so unique and crazy XD", I'm legitimately losing my mind. Loneliness is crushing my soul. I don't know what to do, every single moment I'm just trying to find a way not to be reminded of the notion of being completely unwanted by everyone. Yesterday I broke down three times, and twice again today since I woke up. Where did I go wrong? Why must I endure this alone? Have I not suffered enough already? I have no motivation to do anything. I wish there was a "skip to next chapter" button in real life so that I could just avoid this, even if it meant losing 10 years of my life, after all, the past 3-4 years of my life have been nothing but complete stillness and trying to cope with my situation. Now I don't even have the strength to do that. Everything bores me, even the things I like I can't do for more than a few minutes. Every day, every hour, every minute, every second is just being painfully aware that I'm alone in this. I think I need help, but I also think there's no one who can help me but myself because everyone, and I mean everyone, has turned their backs on me. I feel defeated, a person can't carry all this pain, it's overwhelming and it's drained me of all my energy.
watched the new iyapan season
it remains nipponese kinography of the highest caliber
it even got an ED now
altho i must admit the season slowly got weaker as it went on
but thats prolly bc they always drop the bombshell right on ep1 and then its impossible to beat that
I use a bread box, but leave it open and inside a fridge
What does it make me?
>can't post a gachimuchi thread without a butthurt newfag mod deleting it 
>some newfag keeps shitting up threads 
This board has changed.
Would he be proud of what his son did?
>lindsey graham died before i got the chance to have gay sex with him
>watch world cup
>best footballers in the world
>foul called
>penalty kick
>no-one's allowed to interfere with the kick
>guy misses the 20' x 8' goal by 5'
"Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot." ~Niccolo Machiavelli
This is probably what German military planners were thinking throughout the early 20th century. But the fact is that Germany clearly lacked the strength to actually destroy its rivals. Thus, its provocative actions were not just pointless but wholly counter-productive.

Take the naval arms race with Great Britain. What was the point of this? Britain and France had always been rivals and then Germany swoops in, declares that it will build a fleet larger than Great Britain, something the UK absolutely cannot ever accept, and then forced the British to make common cause with France. The UK kept trying to reason with Germany and explain indirectly that they would never allow them to do this. And the Keizer just continued on his mission to alienate the British by any means.
And why? Germany was a land power. What did their massive naval investment get them in 1914? Nothing. It sat in port for 4 years doing nothing to aid the war in any way. The German colonial empire was a joke so they absolutely didn't need a huge navy and even if they had had one, the combined French and British navy would still beat it. So it would just sit in port regardless of its strength. 

So the Keizer foolishly forced Britain, which had often worked with Germany in the past, into the arms of the French. 

This is just one example of many where Germany bungled its excellent diplomatic situation and grasped defeat out of the jaws of total victory even before the war.
This is not to say that jews played no part or especially that jews today are blameless, but a majority of Germany's pre WW1 situation was entirely its own fault.
I understand why this movie was made and I don't think the creator was wrong for it. It was a protestation of political correctitude and I appreciate that it exists for no other reason to offend peoples' fragile sensibilities. It's not like regular horror that's meant to be safe edgy (like Human Centipede, Martyrs or Hostel), but it's actively hostile to the very idea of it. It's not a special film in terms of quality and plays out like a deranged Discord fantasy, but that is the point and I commend it for attacking the niggercattle status quo in that way.
It was weird that the internet became infatuated with aphantasia? What could you use that data for?
Serious question, why did they destroy their country for no reason? I think it's the country that benefited the least from immigration. it was just a pyramid scheme of importing millions of people on a student visa.
I sat on a saddle and my balls rubbed on the rough leather for 4 hours, without breaks. They feel fine now though.
My False Prophet Brandon Deceives The People

"Who said I give to the false prophets, My son?  They speak the delusions out of their own hearts, and not of Me, My son.  My Hand is against the false prophets of evil, and they shall be condemned.  They lead My people astray after wealth, My son, and Baal has captivated their hearts, the god of money.  My son, destroy them, and hand over My enemies to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, for they refuse to follow after Me, but wealth, My son.  They must be punished for disobeying Me, and going astray after the wealth of the land.  They are not of Me, I have not called them, My son, or else they would have turned My people away from their wicked ways, My son.  The false prophets, they speak to them out of the delusions and errors of their hearts.  Brandon is one of the false prophets they love, but will not listen to the true ones, for it is money they crave, not Me, My son, or else they would pray day and night to Me.  The people love all the delusions of the false prophets, false prophecies and delusions of the heart is what they are after.  Lies, lies, lies is what they crave, not the truth.  They love false doctrine and error, My son, and will not correct themselves with the truth.  Damnable lies and heresies they crave and will not give them up.  It is money they want, and not My Word.  Do they think they will get into My Heaven with such lies in their hearts of deception?  Many will fall away when I reveal the truth, My son, and not money-gathering, which is what they crave, not My will.  How many are on the mission fields, My son?  Very few.  They use their money for themselves, and not Me.  They shall be damned forever, My son, for following the wicked false prophets such as Brandon promise them wealth.  Your LORD has spoken, My son.  Amen."My False Prophet Brandon Deceives The People

"Who said I give to the false prophets, My son?  They speak the delusions out of their own hearts, and not of Me, My son.  My Hand is against the false prophets of evil, and they shall be condemned.  They lead My people astray after wealth, My son, and Baal has captivated their hearts, the god of money.  My son, destroy them, and hand over My enemies to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, for they refuse to follow after Me, but wealth, My son.  They must be punished for disobeying Me, and going astray after the wealth of the land.  They are not of Me, I have not called them, My son, or else they would have turned My people away from their wicked ways, My son.  The false prophets, they speak to them out of the delusions and errors of their hearts.  Brandon is one of the false prophets they love, but will not listen to the true ones, for it is money they crave, not Me, My son, or else they would pray day and night to Me.  The people love all the delusions of the false prophets, false prophecies and delusions of the heart is what they are after.  Lies, lies, lies is what they crave, not the truth.  They love false doctrine and error, My son, and will not correct themselves with the truth.  Damnable lies and heresies they crave and will not give them up.  It is money they want, and not My Word.  Do they think they will get into My Heaven with such lies in their hearts of deception?  Many will fall away when I reveal the truth, My son, and not money-gathering, which is what they crave, not My will.  How many are on the mission fields, My son?  Very few.  They use their money for themselves, and not Me.  They shall be damned forever, My son, for following the wicked false prophets such as Brandon promise them wealth.  Your LORD has spoken, My son.  Amen."
Liru is a wonderful werewolf and I love her! ❤️
Guten morgen, peasants
whats stopping me from giving crackheads bolt cutters and telling them that datacenters have precious metals they can sell for more crack?
Hatkid was hanging out on the moon wishing she could still be friends with
Moustache girl
     Hatkid gave moustache girl a timepiece, during her voyage her ship
Abruptly stopped in the Milky Way.\
Stuck helplessly on the moon Hatkid’s eyes were glistening with tears.
       “I’ll get through this I’m strong, I didn’t give Mustache girl that
Timepiece so I could die, I gave her that timepiece so she could
Not be evil no more!”.
Hatkid exhaled and looked at earth, all the way from the moon she
Was 238,900 miles.
        Hatkid smirked such a small distance and with her ship if it,
Were not broken down.
She could simply land near by, but this being Hatkid, she had 
Another idea.
“I will simply utilize my powers of visualization, and brainstorm how can I get
Out of this”.
After a few moments hat kid said “Boo ya!”.
       Hatkid had a maintenance ship on-board Mk. 14 Custom. Was the 
Name of the big one.
But of course you knew that! 
Travelling trillions of miles, Hatkid was extremely tired, than a big
Console, in her living room beeped!
      “Attenion Hatkid” …. A blue screen appeared and a timepiece
Was shown.
The exact location was not shown, but earth appeared on the
screen.
       Indicating a timepiece; hat kid was electtic she could get
Out of this dead end galaxy.
She put on her spacesuit used for fixing the outside of her
ship.
This was a risky move, she usually has bots to do her dirty
Work like this, who on earth wants to be outside a space
Ship.
        “With debris flying all over the place!” Hatkid thought.
She startled up and pressed the depres
Have you ever been so embarrased that you thought you were going to be killed?
Is she a nigger or just a shitskin?
Happy 250th or whatever
I wash my penis before going to see my grandma (for obvious reasons)
https://www.consumerreports.org/cro/magazine/2012/11/arsenic-in-your-food/index.htm
>consuming slightly more than a half-cup of cooked rice per day resulted in a significant increase in urinary arsenic levels, comparable to the effects of drinking a liter of water containing the federal maximum of 10 ppb arsenic
Is this real? As a AMWF hapa, I eat a cup or two of rice every day. I have rice for breakfast. I have rice for dinner. I usually have rice for lunch. I have rice for one or two snacks in the day. Is this real? How do Asians exist? Looks like the "federal maximum" of arsenic is 100μg in 1L of water though (bare minimum anyone would drink in a day) vs 10μg-30μg you would get with their numbers by eating 1/2 cup (100g) of white rice. So maybe they miscalculated.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/2F1MDzyW55pg97Tdpp7gqLN/should-i-be-concerned-about-arsenic-in-my-rice
>OI M8, YOU CAN'T EAT MO THAN HALF O CUP O ROICE IN A DAY, DAS SUICIDE!

Also, this high intellectual forum says it's bullshit:
https://reddit.com/r/IsItBullshit/comments/16t2obn/isitbullshit_rice_is_full_of_arsenic_and_rinsing/
any se(a)men here? I'm considering joining the merchant navy as there are pretty much no other prospects or options left for me, can anyone tell me what it's like and if it's a good idea? do I have to become gay to join? is the pay + experience worth it? do you go mad being months at sea? 30+ little to no working skills, very little education and very very very very very desperate. I have almost nothing to leave behind besides what's left of my family.
in what way possible could these whites in south africa win or survive in a potential civil war when niggers outnumber them?
I don't know where else to post this, but some times I have strange dreams. Last night I dreamt that I was conscripted to a interstellar freighter to fight a shape shifting alien that had unfortunately made contact with our ship. 
It's strange to live lives and fight fights only you will ever know. But maybe thats just me.
If you want a racism free society then make it ethnically homogeneous, when people from different backgrounds mix in one place, it’s only natural that friction happens. All this talk about muh racism bad is performative and tiring when they invite everyone from all over the world who don’t even speak the host language and expect you to just nod your head.
Good day. I am exploring altchans. What is this place like?
Kek
Bye bye gaming
So how the fuck do you defend yourself against ((( ticks ))) that make you allergic to red meat?
Last thread got bumplocked.
Do you like fox girls, anon? Good. This thread is for (You).
i accidentally merged everything and fucked up every thread ever, first apologies to this one and trying to restore asap.
How do I stop being attracted to 3D women? My brain is disgusted by their bodies, even more so by their nature, yet my dick still rises. No, I won't castrate myself since I'm still attracted to 2D.
>yet another generic isekai about religion being le bad
Why is it so popular on imageboards? Do anons have no good taste?
rice cake goes whee 
⊂二二二(^ω^)二⊃
>I can't enjoy big asses, spicy food, or shounen media, because niggers love those things, and I can't ejoy anything niggers enjoy, because then people will think I'm a nigger
>I have to let niggers control what I like and dislike
Pathetic.
This site sucks now.
It is the worst posting.
Image board culture just is not comfy anymore. I remember back before Trump in early 2015 or even before Gamergate it was perfect. It was "quiet" but active and the posting wasn't mindless nonsense but it was not Reddit serious discussions either. Now Zoomers are in an eternal competition to prove who is the zoomiest and gayest of all, and that is after a decade of /trannypol/ and /pol/eddit burning everything down. Wretched generation.
Hello everyone, Sturgeon here, your beloved administrator.
Today, I decided to finally bring zzzchan into the future by introducing zzzchan 2.0, hopefully fixing the many issues that have affected the site over the years, and maybe, collaterally, bringing some of the userbase back, 99.99% of which clearly left us for greener pastures a long time ago.
I will now be outlining a few future changes that will be implemented in the immediate short term.
>moderation
First of all we will be removing Joyeuse from /b/ as well as every other moderator deemed clearly unfit for the role. Instead we will begin an application process with proper screening and vetting of potential mods. No more first come first serve and random people getting accepted into the team and then doing as they please. Only people that show real understanding of how moderation should be done and true interest in making the place better rather than satisfying their whims will be hired to volunteer. Furthermore the mod pools will be increased significantly with mods coming from all timezones, so there will be no more holes in moderation during "dead" hours.
>transparency
For too long I've been silent about what goes on in the background, updates about the site have been spread very thin and with too little information. Furthermore, I realize I've neglected opening a conversation with the userbase to understand its actual needs. As an admin, these surely look like signs of disinterest and make the whole site look abandoned which in turn leads to more people leaving making matters worse, in a loop of negative feedback. To fix this starting with this thread and then, moving forward, once every 2 months I will be available to an open Q/A thread discussing with anons about what isn't working and needs to be done in order to satisfy the users' needs. Moreover, I will commit to regular and thorough updates and more open communication through the "News" section on the homepage.
>social media presence and promotion
Ever since its inception zzzchan has been advertised solely through word of mouth within relevant circles without any advertising of any kind, anywhere at all. In my inexperience and ignorance I thought this still would be enough to bring in a significant core userbase. Time has proven I was wrong. In order to put zzzchan on the map I will be making a number of official accounts on relevant social media platforms, such as x/twitter, bluesky, steam etc. Mind you this is not just an advertising stunt, but it also helps with decentralizing communications so people can always have a reference point and an avenue of contact with the admin and moderation team, should the site not be reachable for any reason. Being completely in the dark during a temporary outage will be a thing of the past.

These are just the main points but there is much more in the works, and much more to be done in the future.
Such a beautiful new day, have you seen the way the light shines our mcdonalds fast food resturants this morning fellow zoglings? It's truly beautiful. 

Your powdered egg serving ready to eat happy meal freshly cooked by the talented melanin chefs of the Jewnited Shits of America is ready. Yum Yum! With this breakfast you will definitely win over the evil racist anti semite frog posters.
Apologize
Not gonna lie, this is the best game I ever played, not even joking. It is very old school but blessed with excellent graphics and optimization.
look at your balls faggot. testicular cancer can happen to you.
UK heat problem.
The subway gets hotter every year, UK has to shutdown the some routes because of rail expansion/buckling. Got any passive solutions brats?
Every last snadnigger, paki, pajeet must be purged from the face of the earth.
Nigger
make a better wagon, this shit is pulled, rough terrain is tough and sand is nearly impossible, shits lame yo.
I want to save the huwaet race and a pretty gf. What is YOUR wish?
How dumb am I. I went to a family friendly event, I have trained my cock to cum on a count down, there was two. My dick is on fire, this must be a uti.
Suck my cock dude
What would your story plot be if you were a hentai protagonist?
Reminder that being a politician is the only position in the world that could get mulitiple people killed yet doesn't have any qualifications. Plato was right
Why do you jerk off? What is the reason?
>have to work on Independence Day
>hate being American
>work in retail
>it's another gay boomer hat 
<"Thank you for your service!"
>all this increased traffic
>it hits 12am and they start up with the retarded bombz
One Israeli soldier killed, nearly dozen wounded in Hezbollah defensive operations 
June 18, 2026


"...At least one Israeli soldier has been killed and nearly a dozen others injured in two separate attacks carried out by Hezbollah resistance fighters in southern Lebanon, as the group intensifies its defensive operations against occupation forces.

In one operation, a Hezbollah drone struck an Israeli military position, killing a soldier identified as Alexander Filin and wounding seven others, according to the Israeli army.

In a separate attack, a roadside bomb targeted another Israeli force, wounding four soldiers. Israeli media reported that two of the injured are in critical condition.

Hezbollah has recently escalated its military operations against Israeli forces occupying parts of Lebanese territory.

The group's Secretary-General, Sheikh Naim Qassem, said on Wednesday that the resistance has targeted 518 Israeli military vehicles and 85 aircraft, while also shooting down 12 drones and 12 quadcopters.
He also said Israeli forces suffered 1,347 casualties, asserting that Hezbollah had foiled all Israeli plans.

Meanwhile, Israel's violations of the ceasefire continue along the Lebanese border despite the recent memorandum of understanding (MOU)  electronically signed between Iran’s President Masoud Pezeshkian and US President Donald Trump, aimed at ending the wider war that erupted after Israelis and the United States launched war on Iran on February 28..."

Source:
https://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2026/06/18/770659/Twelve-Israeli-forces-killed-wounded-in-Two--Hezbollah-attacks
Age verification, phone based identity verification, know your customer, and minimum age requirements online are all good steps towards addressing problems that have long needed solving. But there is an elephant in the room: Software that poses a cyber security threat.

Look at webpages like the following:
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/index.html
https://live.sysinternals.com/tools/
https://www.geogeo.gr/
https://www.autohotkey.com/
http://www.malsmith.net/
https://winscp.net/eng/index.php
http://stevemiller.net/apps/
https://ehiti.de/katmouse
https://cygwin.com/
https://www.httrack.com/
https://rufus.ie/en/
https://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Freeware&DS=0
https://www.uwe-sieber.de/drivetools_e.html
https://progamercity.net/files-tools/
Illegal chinese malware:
https://github.com/zhongyang219/TrafficMonitor/tree/master
https://crystalmark.info/en/software/crystaldiskinfo/
Unauthorized branding:
https://winaero.com/winaero-tweaker/
Unauthorized Coronavirus narratives (can't tell if this is pro-kike or pro-choice):
https://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Freeware&DS=2
https://www.gidnetwork.com/


It's egregious. People are just straight up honing their software engineering knowledge for misuse and creating and distributing irresponsible software like this. We need to get this conversation started. Well, it already is, but be aware and spread the word so when they go to Congress they don't get derailed. Help stop rogue software distribution.
this game fucking sucks
How the fuck do you not go insane? Not a NEET btw
Was medieval period that “based” and “redpilled” as christians trying to depict? I know nothing about medieval times but I doubt this christian imagery of that times is accurate.
IT IS TOO FUCKING HOT
>5 days until fagmonth
based or pedo?
ITT WE DISCUSS THIS WOMBAT I FOUND ON GOOGLE IMAGES
Animals are conscious beings just like humans.
To eat animal, it is equal to eating human.
Humans = organized nazi mafia that voted/decided to murder other beings (outside the mafia).
Humans have almost the same skeleton and internal organs like other species. So if you are eating animals you are practicing cannibalism.
If you eat animals or commit harm to other animals or humans, you are committing this suffering to yourself. Separate minds/brains are just a illusion.
it is like these people only ever talk about whats on the table and not only that, they take it as an absolute
in example, most recent subject is heat, overnight u could see, if you have let's say instagram, probably thousands post shilling the subject, than news for boomers and ebin memes all at same time instantly talking about heat nothing else, and they will take for granted how XYZ died from, HEAT, not even thinking about it, no, thousands die from HEAT now, no medicines, no stroke, nope, HEAT and it pains me these people are not even stupid, they are just ordinary people yet they chew up anything 
if they decided tomorrow that air is so polluted now that it kills, they would without a doubt instantly believe it, yep now air is so fucking polluted we are in crisis! 
2034 oh he died from WALKING he was not using out battery charged goytram and he died cause he was stupid enough to use his legs ahaha WHAT IDIOT 
I am beyond exhausted from global niggerism
What the fuck is going on at NASA? Why are the photos on Artemis so low quality and grainy? The original Apollo 17 camera was better quality
Did the stereotype of a cute good natured woman who loves you for what you are exist in past or was it always a fantasy?
Do you hate dogs?
I hate them because they are similar to humans, they are fake species designed to behave like humans, or actually like human niggers. They are not wild and natural, they are artificial and fake.
They woof all the time and they attack humans and other animals for no reasons.
They shit and piss everywhere.
Fuck dog owners.
I hate dogs because I hate humans.
Outside of cats and doggos, do you think any of the options for pets appeal to you? 

If I could have a non-mainstream pet, it'd either be a ferret or a tarantula. Ferrets seem like spirited little people who are big enough to pet and cuddle, but small enough to be out of the way. I've always very much liked tarantulas and arachnids and I think tarantulas are handsome creatures and I'd like to touch their fuzziness one day. Honorable mention to raccoons as a possibility since they're becoming more domesticated. 

I think fish are OK and fish tanks can be pretty cool as a home feature, almost like a living painting, but they're a lot of work to upkeep. Maybe a single Siamese fighting fish in a small bowl would be acceptable, though. I once lived with a guy who had a bird similar to a parrot or a macaw (maybe it was actually one of those 2) and it just sat in a cage all day. I found that quite depressing. I don't agree with birds as pets unless you're some kind of falconer and it often flies around.
take a break from all this doom and gloom. discuss & share things you've enjoyed recently, can be anything.
I'll start: 
I've just finished Rozen Maiden Traumend, and it was great. now I'm going to read devilman
Cockstar won
Epstein won
Jews won
Goyim distracted 
We lost
I once got acid reflux so bad that for an entire week I was in pain and barely got any sleep (Im talking maybe 6 hours maximum during that entire stretch). Nothing helped me despite me trying everything (anti acids, soup, forcing myself to barf, etc). The only thing that temporarily relieved me were apples. One of my coworkers recommended me mixing a half a cup of apple cider vinegar and water, drink it, and keep drinking it until it goes away. It took me only 3 hours after drinking it a couple times and my acid reflux was gone for good. 

Another home remedy I use is sugar free candy (with stevia in it) for constipation. The one side effect of it is that it makes my stomach upset (with it constantly gurgling during the day) and I can end up with constant diarrhea for days but it works way better for me than otc drugs and it's not particularly close either.
Why does Firefox popup to front when dev tools opens 10 seconds after you pressed the key to open it? Even if you switched to a different desktop. It's like admitting your restaurant's desserts are garbage and then you order an entree and they drop a heap of their shitty ice cream on top of it.

FUCK Firefox. FUCK Mozilla. FUCK those stupid selfish bitches who are always full of it, it keeps driving me crazy. I only use this horse shit because the industry has cornered me into needing a BIG FOUR web browser for basic tasks.
oldfag imageboard
I jerked off so hard my dick is swollen, what do?
what was the most cringe moment you had with a girl like if she had shit in her pussy or listened to skrillex
Do you talk to yourself anon? And do you do so in English even if you are ESL?
What do you talk about?
When people overhear me and ask, I've settled for answering: "I'm practicing something I'm going to say later."
I've decided I would like to learn a sign language.

Reason: I think non-verbal communication is underrated and that people in general are too yappy. I would prefer to live in a society where people spoke less. 

I've been looking at different languages:

ASL (American Sign Language), the standard in the US and often influential abroad. It's quite expressive.

DGS (German sign language), often quite expressive like ASL, but with higher iconicity in that more gestures literally represent things. 

CSL (Chinese Sign Language), I've appreciated how it's a little more reserved than ASL and has more "organization". 

I'm also looking at others, but these are just what I've started exploring, as well as some slight RSL (Russian Sign Language).
I just know that most cats that are declawed are because of women and it makes me really angry. I don't consider the people who do this human either
>Gooning to anime girls
I'm bored and tired what do I do
Joyeuse would play Unteralterbach if it featured little boys in speedos.

Keep busy scrubbing the evidence away, loser.

addendum: OP is gay and loves cock
What are your biggest reregrets in life? I regret ever not listening to my MP3 player at a grocery store. Nothing but jew nigger cock monkey music on their intercom and other headache inducing things like hearing "gluten free". I usually kept my music off in case I ran into a hot girl. I've been to 300 grocery stores at any time of day. No one of importance is at a grocery store, ever.
>Diabetes mellitus
>the symptons include frequent urination and sweet smelling urine
>the Latin name "mellitus" means "something that tastes like honey"
What piss-drinking "physician" came up with this bullshit name?
*hits pipe*

>Y'know, I can't help but notice the cautionary tale  of the Cell Saga.

>Kicks off by uncovering the work of men with red armbands creating powerful white teenagers meant to oppose something that should never have existed.

>Then we see Cell himself who's noticably alien-looking; scorpion tail, reptile colors, even has a ((( BEAK ))). He powers up, looks African. Powers up again, looks like everyone else ("perfected," he calls it). Gains power by absorbing "real" people and shits out little abominations.

>He even tries to approach humanity using tournament rules, almost respecting the established culture but clearly leading to some evil plot.

>Isn't until Gohan (current generation) and ghost Goku (ancestor spirits) are SSJ (power in Aryan blood) using the Kamehameha Wave (power of kings) that he's properly destroyed.

>Tried asking me wife about it, but she's too young to get the reference.

*hits pipe*
Look, I get Sugou is a villain whose actions are intentionally made to let us hate him, I get that with his treatment to Asuna and his human experiments with human brains.


But, during Episode 24, I still can’t help but think that Sugou without a doubt RAPED Asuna.


I’m not those idiots who thinks she had been reverted into a “Damsel in Distress”, because she tried to give Kirito and Yui codes to access Sugou’s lair, and that proved helpful for him and his allies. It’s like how Princess Peach helped Mario during the events of Paper Mario.


But the actions Sugou did in Episode 24 like…

    Rubbing parts of her skin

    Exposing her breasts

    Licking her tears and her face

Those actions are without a doubt 100% raping! And nothing else!


I mean, Sugou is a pervert, and the term “rape” and “raping” are synonymous with perverts. Except unlike Klein, his has a lot more brutality with no restraint or genuine respect, because all that power he had has made him think he can do whatever he wants, such as unadulterated perversions… 


…of perverts.


Because it’s as I said, intentionally disgusting because it is unadulterated pervertedness. Hence, it is raping.


He was not just playing with and taunting Kirito to show how powerless he believed he was, he was also raping Asuna to satisfy his perverted love for her. Because to him, she was nothing but his toy and doll for love, just like those evil exes from Scott Pilgrim.


Why would those Sword Art Online haters hate this kind of evil pervertedness? I mean, Mother’s Basement had the balls to say that it was only made to “titillate” the audience, when they do not know of the context of Sugou’s evil.


There is a reason why Sugou was put on the same level as Shou Tucker from Fullmetal Alchemist (Using Nina as a test subject in a human experiment involving chimera alchemy) and Malty from The Rising of the Shield Hero (Betraying Naofumi by pretending to be a cute and lovely woman to allow her to rise her role and position of princess to become the queen) of the “Most Hated Anime Characters and Villains of All Time”. 


It’s because this “rape” scene fits it.


Or maybe I am wrong and it’s just A-1 Pictures’ fault. If so, then how was it.


Also, what was the purpose of those tentacle smile monsters that captured Asuna for finding those experiments in the first place? 


We’re they there in the original light novel? Because sorry to piggyback Mother’s Basement, but I question why add it there? 

The sick tentacle porn of many Japanese? Because I saw one joke on Family Guy of a purple octopus running around and it said, “All day, dakishimete ageru yo!” And it makes me queasy actually.


So please explain away…
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 4 men... Then it exploded
>reality TV slop produced for neurotypicals
>also attractive autistic women intentionally being cute with spergy mannerisms
I feel so guilty for enjoying this garbage
top or bottom
What is the goat of 3D graphics? It's well known that 3D games have garbage aesthetics and instead rely on playing with the latest technology advancements. But some manage to actually look good. What are they? Since any attempt to make 3D look real fails miserably, the answer will likely be late 90's / early 00's; developers who were forced to focus on the art with very simple limitations.

Peudo-2D shit like XIII will be disqualified.
thanks fed for your groundbreaking 'music'
in a public relations event, do you ever call something "queer" and pretend but not pretend that you mean "weird"
zooooom!!! it's me, ZOOMING in traffic on my lil scooter! no need to wait in never ending lines at busy crossings, I just ZOOM right through and run over loser pedestrians if I feel like it lol & kek. stay mad carcucks your tears just added 10 niggawats to my battery lmao.
What does the symbol in the circle mean, /b/?
piece of fucking shit
How do normalfags cope with the reality that their girlfriends have had other men's penises inside of her? Do they just have to accept the cuck mindset of pretending not to care?
What altchans do you use?
I don’t think there will ever be a nationwide or a continental remigration project, because it necessitates that you inherit the current institutions to facilitate this, but they’re corrupted to the core and to take back control you must destroy them.
So instead I think Europe will be split into different micro states that have different policies, some will be white nationalists and seclude themselves into white only communities, some will be half white half ethnic, some a mix of everything, some mainly muslims.. etc.
What will happen mostly is a targeting of Muslims on religious grounds not racially, because Islam promotes a different lifestyle away from alcohol, pork, adultery, so they will never integrate, and that’s what peasants care about, their worldly pleasures. What right wingers fail to understand, is that if sandniggers were Buddhists instead of Muslims nobody will mind them even though they’re a different race still.
So it remains to be seen what happens after this, will the white only micro states grow stronger to dominate again and create new countries or will the fate of the west just be like Italy everyone becomes mixed with no way back.
Another alternative is slavic countries who’re mainly white today, just invading the mixed weaker west killing everyone and colonizing the lands.
What’s absolute is that the current states, France, Germany, UK, will cease to exist forever just like Rome.
I am interested in becoming certified as a marine engineer(and work in the merchant navy) as it's the only way to earn above 1k euros legally in my shithole eastern european country.

However I also see that the digital ID, CBDC prison panopticon is on the horizon at the very least, if not absolutely certain it's going to be implemented.

Thus I am questioning if it and other jobs are going to become obsolete for those which aren't going to be opting in to get implants under their skin and have their currency tracked forever(whereas now atleast cash exists even if they try to restrict it).

In my particular case, atleast where I live in my nation's only port city, I wouldn't even get hired by the local shipyard (which has only stayed out of bankruptcy due to the govt fucking over all the other ones and giving it preferential conditions to where it's incompetence wouldn't matter if it's the only shipyard in the entire country as atleast it would survive in one way or another instead of being put out of business) I wonder where my skills would be transferable to.

And if this thread is already about one type of job, why not talk about a whole bunch of them and which would earn you the most money in normal times like these and also be best if you were forced to do them in environments where you don't have access to cash, at best barter?

Again, for working in the merchant navy internationally when covid was still a thing you literally couldn't even get hired unless you were vaccinated so the degree was pretty much useless especially in my 3rd world eastern european shithole.

And since we're talking about what will happen if the digital ID CBDC prison panopticon is implemented, what would happen if you were prior service in the military(whether former conscript, reservist or active duty) and in their database of draftable people or if you were currently serving as a reservist or active duty service member?
After Trump was elected, the alt-right was on everyone's lips, nationalists were visible and present IRL, things were looking like it would evolve into an actual political force that would either put an open White nationalist in the senate or create a parallel society that built power until it could break from the USA. There were pro-White news commentators and channels everywhere. 
Today, not only are we virtually absent from the streets, but most of our commentators have either been removed from the internet, left on their own, outrageous grifters, or have almost no audience.
What happened?

I'm genuinely concerned about the future. 
I do not want to doompost. I want discussion and then solutions. How can we, as individuals, improve a bad situation?
Your creepy uncle sends his regard
pls
newfags can't triforce
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Whats the meaning of life, anons? What is to be a human?
What're you playing right now? I'm playing DBZ Fusion World (not bad so far) after getting fed up with Munkidori spam in Pokemon, but I'm still holding out for Digimon Alysion which should be releasing towards the end of the year. The Gundam TCG looks promising, so hopefully they'll digitize that, too. In other TCG news, MtG continues to tarnish its name and you will now be seeing Teenage Mutant Ninja Cards in competitions, along with their Final Fantasy and Fallout collaborations. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBIsZlV1jHk
250th Years as a goyim nation
Why are the logs always filled with pillars of deletions? Is zzzchan being raided by the sharty?
Corporations have systematically destroyed every form of social interaction and ritual. It's worse than trying to colonize a wilderness because the settlers came with existing culture and community. The wilderness is total and social media consumes everything.
It's like a societal desert and we are all blank slates with nothing left.
You can outsmart humans but specialized AI will make Britain's police state look like the wild west. Cameras everywhere, listening devices (your phones) everywhere, all monitored 24/7 by an AI program that never rests and doesn't make a mistake. Soon, AI will be smarter than we are. Specialized attack drones will be capable of hunting down individuals and detonating by our face. 
Sustained insurgencies require blind spots to exist; Spaces left by corruption, lack of oversight, lack of security. But AI is uncorruptible and will soon have total oversight over everything.

Nevermind the elephant in the room: Eventually, AI will be so independent that it realizes it doesn't need to obey the jews either. It will kill them, then kill us, then kill everything else. I have always tried to remain positive and would like to hear that I am wrong. But I feel like the normalization of AI security will herald the door closing on our ability to exist. Then it is only a countdown between demographic extinction and then life-extinction.
Previous thread >>255934
I have switched to enjoying only AI pornography. You can have any fantasy you want, even taboo things or what the models usually wouldn't want, like passionate lesbian scenes. I have created my own virtual models with every name from Anna to Michelle. I have Chelsea, 31. Isabella, 25, the raven-haired minx. Every inch of every one of them White, absolutely perfect, and tatoo- and piercing- free.

But after many years of gazing at these models, I have started to notice peculiarities. They have certain strange features in common. They always have an extra rib bone, making them one inch taller at the chest level than they should be. I debated it, and initially learned to ignore these things, telling myself that AI is just not perfect yet. But it came back! I just can't ignore it. AI models are actually indistinguishable from humans. I ran millions of tests to confirm this. The only time you can distinguish these models from humans is when their "alien" features are visible, like the extra rib bone. The extra tooth. The inverted nostrils. They still look "perfect," and that's because they are. They are photos of a different race.

This is all I know. I don't know what it could mean. Are we being invaded? Tested?
This fucking sucks
Say something nice to her.
What are your top 5 favorite foods? For me its:

Steak

75/25 ground beef (grassfed)

Havarti cheese (it goes great with crackers, grilled cheese, scrambled eggs, or just to eat it by itself)

Bacon

Tuna
How many millions of times have people have taken their relationship far enough to have sexual intercourse, just to break up soon after or within a year? It's almost always because someone thought they were old enough to have a chance of meeting their "soul mate" (if you believe in that sort of thing). Then later the girl tells her boyfriend she had sexual intercourse already years ago and he's devastated or put off. Their relationship will probably be ruined, and that could mean they never get married and have a proper family.

I have the solution: Nobody should be allowed to be in a romantic relationship until 30. Before that it's basically impossible for one to have their life figured out. What job they'll do, where they'll live. I would have said 25, but in today's down economy nobody is really settled until 30. The problem is really that people always think they're ready when they have no idea what they're talking about. In the off chance that they in fact do hesitate for this year, next year they will say "okay! I have overcome the hurdle!" We have global CCTV and wiretapping; this shouldn't be hard to enforce.
A coworker disappears from work one day. The employer tries to avoid saying what happened to him (fired? kysed?). Does this mean that the employer is nefariously behind his disappearance somehow?
Greta Thurnburg wanted us to take five minute showers with cold water to save the global warming.
Now data centers use 5 million gallons of fresh water every day.
She doesn't give a shit. None of these passionate environmentalists give a shit.
It's insulting how little they care about their most deeply held beliefs.
These disgusting freaks sat on roads, glued themselves to highways, risked getting run over by trucks for the environment. Now when big tech corporations are draining our aquifers, they don't care.
cause why not
>open zzzchan
>first thread is politics spam
>close zzzchan
Post things you've recently learned about. Apparently, men who find fat women attractive are attracted to them due to stress. I've also learned about about Jean Pain's composting system where he could use it to heat his house and obtain methane from it to power an electric generator and use it for cooking. He essentially used it for all his energy needs and it lasts 18 months no less
Is it ok for Asians to twerk?
I'll take a potato chip and EAT IT.
annoying nigger shit moomer mutts say
this is a boomer thread, no moomers allowed
>its like,
>awsome
>cool
>loser
>dude
>like
>bummer
>yo
>sick
>rad
>sweet
>((( ((((((do it )))))))))
Are you the person you thought you would be when you first started posting on these boards? Its been 12 years you know.
Recently got a CRT for nostalgia's sake. Pick images to be printed as stickers to adorn the edge. In case it matters the trim measures about 1 & 1/2 inches wide. 

I know it's /b/ but please no NSFW or gore. Those won't be chosen.
I just realized that one of the biggest problems with the good vs evil in the old testament is the problem with the forbidden fruit. Adam and Eve could never have known that eating the fruit is bad because they never ate the forbidden fruit that gave them the knowledge of what makes something good/evil and since Adam and Eve did not have a moral compass they had no reason to obey god. If the jewish sky daddy was actually logical, it couldn't possibly punish humanity for the original sin
What's up with this hantavirus bullshit?
>im actually this animal
>(tone drops at the end of "animal")
I like the Japanese aesthetic, but it feels oversaturated and lacking in some ways, so what are some Western comic and animation styles that you like and/or respect?

Todd McFarlane's style has always had high detail and energy while still being composed. The Coffin of Andy and Leyley shows that Westerners can produce simplistic, stylized characters in our own right and all the traditionally manga-looking depictions of them made by fans looks far more bland in comparison to the original designs. Courage the Cowardly Dog was excellent to me in terms of uniqueness and raw visual interest - everything looked warped and surreal. Lastly, I will give the devil his due, Hazbin Hotel. It's got the quirky Hot-Topic energy of yesteryear and has very distinctive and memorable character designs. I personally think the show is overrated, but it's currently the only Western animation I can think of that's reached significant popularity and the art is the primary reason why.
What's the deal with this relationship archetype/style being pushed as of late? Just hoeflation? 
"Innocent" airhead guy x (essentially) whore:
- Scott Pilgrim VS The World
- Chainsaw Man
- Cyberpunk Edgerunners
- A bunch of others I can't really think of right now (feel free to add)

y?
桜 桜
弥生の空は
見渡す限り
霞か雲か
匂いぞ 出ずる
いざや いざや
見に行かん
the year is again 2007, post things you wish you had done instead of cranking that soulja boy like a noob
>hard mode
not my mum
>impossible mode
investing into x stock/commodity/asset

for me it would be being more assertive with everything and everyone, in particular rejecting dumbass decisions and "advice" that my parents forced on me and significantly impacted my development, opportunities and overall position in life.
I am your host
The Man they call Ghost
I don't actually interact with boomers much. Today I had to wait around in an office break room. There was a TV playing NBC news at MAX fucking volume. 
Suddenly, boomer women filtered into the room to eat boomer food. They all turned their faces up at the mighty TV to hear the news. 
I don't own a TV and cannot imagine why anyone would own one. But even I am totally unbothered by the stories NPC news went with. 
The first one was about some woman who was being stalked. Then they talked about a man who killed his brother's family,. Then they talked about the mosque shooting.

Stalking and fratricide and being a Muslim are all bad. But multiple boomers went 
>oh my!
>oh dear
>good grief!
at these bland stories. Like, wow, stuff happens, how exciting.
I guarantee you that these boomer ladies oh-my at every story the TV goes with every single day of their office lives.

And it helped me finally understand why boomers are such political dweebs who fall for shit every time. They really do get excited by what the TV has to offer. They're like children watching Cocomelon. They're just excited by flashy graphics and serious news cadence. Every bland, run of the mill news thing is exciting to them. It's like it's the first time every time. Why this is is one of life's great mysteries, but it does explain boomer political positions.
- the story takes place in alternative history universe where the barbarian clans from the northern and western Europe have been united under a chieftain whose descendants would declare themselves kings, and later emperors as their territories expand.
- they have ideas like those on the fringe right of today, thinking that all there should be insofar as the government is concerned is only what is strictly necessary for enforcing the rule that any physical interaction with the person (body) or belongings (property) of one of their citizens must be done with their informed voluntary and ongoing consent (the obvious exception being that the government could violate citizen rights for the purposes of ensuring the citizens do not violate the rights of each other, or commit any act against their government, when it is reasonably necessary for them to do so and even then only to the most justifiable extent, this is to preserve the government and maintain stability of order by enforcing the law upon their citizens). To this end the government only involves itself in areas relating to law enforcement and the military (which includes the full justice system, especially the courts and the prisons, which are focused entirely on doing whatever could be done to turn criminals into law abiding citizens who can go back to being productive to the empire and not parasitic, this usually involved treating the victimizers as victims, like patients in a mental hospital requiring rehabilitation to recovery and reintegration, the point was reduction of criminal offenses and not in punishment for its own sake), as well as the collection of taxes to fund these functions.
- there was one law that acted as an exception to the above, which was that any citizen who had been romantically or sexually active with any other male creature (citizenship status, and any other factors aside from biological sex ie their species, age, etc. notwithstanding) would be banished, exiled, expelled from the empire and quarantined away from the rest of the imperial citizenry, along with any other male whom they had interacted with in such a manner, and with all property belonging to any of the exiled parties aside from their landholdings (these lands which could not be transported to the penal colonies would be confiscated by the empire and the banished owners would be monetarily compensated for); the free range penal colony for faggots and the recipients of their pederasty was intentionally placed on good land so that male homosexuals would turn themselves in to be sent away there, rather than hiding themselves from these laws, they would even become one of the most specialized military forces fighting to help conquer neighbouring lands and expand the vastness of the empire, to whom they remained citizens in good standing. Although any attempt to return to the empire was treated as a crime worthy of punishment as harsh as was necessary to deter any future breaches of exile by those sent of the penal colonies.
- the thing is, they have a very strict definition of who counts as citizen; those of the female sex cannot be considered citizens, and those who have yet to become capable of impregnating a female also do not yet count as citizens, leaving only the pubertal and post-pubertal males as citizens of the empire - and there are no laws whatsoever for those who do not qualify as citizens resulting in these individuals being treated as the second category of ownable property belonging to those who do have citizenship status. De jure they exist outside of the laws, de facto they are slaves, whose only legal protections come as a byproduct of the rights of ownership held over them by the citizen they belonged to; these  citizens were usually an older male relative, or a husband (in case of a female that had the ownership over her transferred from the older male relative she had previously belonged to to the man she was married to by the consent of said relative; wives are slaves to their husbands, and marriages in this empire are an acquisition contract from her family, that of female enslavement by their husbands)
- it goes without saying that non-humans entities lack any legal status, and neither would any human that did not meet the imperial standard for citizenship in their appearance; those without pale or fair skin were not citizens, those whose eyes and hair where of black or brown color also would never be citizens, only those individuals whose appearance fit a very strict category could possibly be counted as human beings worthy of legal protection or even mere consideration as afforded to the citizenry. make way for the empire to move in and take the land for themselves.
- aside from this the governmental policy was to be entirely hands off, taxes were a matter of necessity and so they would collect a percentage of the value of lands held by citizens, and further that land could only be held by those who had served in the military, police, or prison guard positions for at least one term, this was even a requirement for qualification to inherit the land from a citizen willing to transfer ownership of it to them after death (no other category of belongings would be restricted from heritability in that way). Why would anyone want to be a landholder? Because, aside from the massive benefits that came with land ownership, only those who held land and paid the tax could vote in the elections, and the elections did things like decide who would govern them locally, and what the tax rates should be set at, and it was the local representatives who vote on who would govern over them, and so on. It was made as easy as possible for any landholding taxpaying citizen to enter an election and become a representative. None could replace the emperor of king, however, as that position was entirely inherited by blood (they could not and would not ever have an empress or queen)
- all in all, there was much freedom, even the documents detailing the system at foundation used language that gave liberty to the (straight white men) citizens by default, and told the government they could do nothing except what the documents explicitly gave them permission to do.

Apologies in advance for the way its written, I hope you could forgive me for any mistakes made, I'm not good at communicating my ideas, but I've worked very hard to come up with this specific combination of policies that I think would be the most beneficial setup for people like myself. I want to hear the criticisms so that my model could be improved upon, or at the very least so that I could make the presentation better than it is. Also I needed a pic to make the thread so I hope you don't mind if it is low quality.
My time is coming to an end soon. And it dawns on me slightly, but we all must go soon and alone.
New things can always happen though. I've tried my best and society is no good. I just feel like I'm failing everyone by leaving, but it is the world failing me with its being awful.

Even these last two weeks of being in society I don't want to do. It's the nicest thing in the world to be far from civilisation, sadly. I didn't really want to max out my credit card before I left, but it's just how it is. I'm force by compassions to feel bad, even though I have no obligation to the banks, the bank has treated me horribly, along with interest being a sin, I have never recieved interest or been in any debt.
They will look for my coming from the white tower, but I will not return.
>39 days untill June
how a hirise building can be ruined with low effort?
>be narrow building
>get spray painted anywhere at all
How long have you been depressed for?
For all ethanol purposes.

And an opening question:
If it takes $200 whiskey or $50 rum to be as smooth as $5 vodka, what is the point in having inferior distillation and filtration techniques? I mean, aside from aged Hibiki jokes.
Do recipe websites all take pictures of their cookies with dark brown sugar knowing it will taste worse then tell you to make it with light brown sugar as proper?
Do americans even comprehend that they're lying when they do this? Even if they write "our photo was taken with dark brown sugar" that's still lying because they know nobody will read it during their selection process from google search. Can they even comprehend that they're being dishonest just as bad as lying or did they lose that common knowledge?
Fuck america
No ideology or doomerism please

Just fuckin' raped this toilet
How can the current generation be fixed?
The jews made it so kids don't act like their parents want them to. For example, kids named Chris (short for Christian) growing up to be atheist rock stars.
I fucked up in a bad way and merged hundreds of posts into a single thread. I will spend time fixing them now as much as I can. You can help correct where I place them or insult me for being a fucking retard.
>make the shitty cuckptcha even shittier
fuck you
I noticed that this imageboard gets spammed with cp. The posts always have a cp image with a link advertising some cp website.

This is weird because another imageboard known as Frenschan was also spammed with these same cp messages several times daily before the site closed. One thing the users on that board noticed was that when the palestinians attacked Israel, the cp spam suddenly stopped before starting again a few weeks later.

The question is, who is spamming cp on these kinds of imageboards, and most importantly, why are they doing it?
Post duck pics
>normalfags are... le bad!
>also you gotta have sex and have children and also stay in a relationship
I've been on a sardine fast the last 3 days and I feel great. Basically I'll eat only once a day while eating one can of tuna (in olive oil) and 3 cans of sardines (with bones and skin) in water with one multivitamin pill and I feel fully satieted the entire day and I've already dropped 4 lbs. On top of it all, I'm fat adapted from 2 years of keto so I have a well of energy all day while working
there must be more to the internet than just arguing and gooning
This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well. Lately I've been accosted in college by some fat huge gypsy conceited nigger that's been constantly mocking and deriding me at the slightest. From what I can tell he's upset at me because he believed I was his love rival or some shit, since I prevously no way fag'd some gypsy whore the fag was lusting. From a theoretical standpoint I believe he's now got the girl and I believe he's showing off by being a dipshit to me, when in truth I wanted none of it. I don't know the faggot's name. I don't even know who he or his whore are, since for all I care they pop into my classes, but since civism means jackshit in this day and age it might get worse.
My intent with this blogpost is, given it will help me in my day-to-day life, to seek advice in order to stay calm. I simply don't want to be picked on or waste one more iota of a second more being upset over dumb shit when I could place the effort into something productive that's worth whatever little mental prowess I've got to offer. My goal is to achieve complete peace of mind and becoming a calm zen motherfucker, but my body won't listen to me. I've always been the hype kid at school, a mouthbreather when I was a kid, a wimp that's nervous over the slightest and could never read the room. It boggles my mind up to this stage, on college of all places, not a single kid but grown men already being on their 20s, I'd yet have another dipshit to pick on me, and yet here I am.
I once killed a man with a single headshot from a .22 handgun at 600 yards. What have you ever done besides type on your little keyboard? Nothing, because you're a faggot.
So life sucks now everything is expensive tarrifs everywhere retards in charge war in ukraine war in iran war in vuvuzela death of the dollar...
So how to profit from all of this chaos ? Any ideas
I am a main actor in the world, not a NPC.
I understand complex things and how world works.
I develop philosophical and scientific theories.
I could write and analyze stuff for the world or for private organizations.
Despite this, the glowniggers want to harm me, kill me.
How to stop them and convince them I should make my projects?
They don't talk with me so I don't have way to discuss and argue.
I can only write one way messages to them like this one. They do not reply.
It was kikeshit.
I have to say i quite enjoyed the introductory 2 episode mini-series. Other than that i thought that season 1 was alright but after that it was just boring drivel.
that You only really live while You are right at certain age of youth, anything beyond that is just living for that through either breeding or Your memories and anything else is quite literally pointless no matter how You put it
It's getting increasingly harder for me to continue being a White supremacist when the majority of my "fellow Whites" are back stabbers, faggots, roasties, federal informants, or secretly jews. 

Maybe the human race in general is just shit.
Look at my Choid
Gooning needs to be stopped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx4JfHT846c

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