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WHY?!?
these perambulating HAMPLANETS don't deserve any more attention than they already demand, just by being disgusting, corpulent, worthless tubs-of-guts.
The fucking burden on the healthcare systems, as corrupt as they are, is horrendous because of these face stuffing children who DEMAND (you) feed their egos and ever widening guts.
Why does it cost young healthy couples in Amerilard over $50k just to have a baby in a hospital?
Well, mostly niggers, (((  INSURANCE  ))) and these abhorrent sacks of shit.
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we see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home. and we tolerate it. we tolerate it because it's common, it's... it's trivial. we tolerate it in the morning and the night
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>>323109
EMETIC
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I'll play nice OP.
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Is it really so hard to not be fucking fat? I am living in a poorfag country and fatasses are rare, yet these entities still exist. A guy with an obese woman is worse than a virgin.
A man, in a few minutes, can enlighten oneself with the pictures of these unclothed grotesques online, no, there are clowns who marry them, I can hardly contain my chuckle when I see some guy with a blob, he deals with that walking brapper every single day. Don't get fooled by pic2 above, that happens once in a hundred million, by default they don't defat ever, especially for (you).
I guess if you are into smell, fart, many shittings a day, regularly using fishing rod to hook out the toilet paper that buried into one of her ass crevices, scuba diving into the most fetid fishdump that is her bagon to please the beast, then well yeah.
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>>323141
At this point it's normal to be overweight but at the very least most people shouldn't be fat
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>>323142
Thank you Robert F. Kennedy for banning plastic packaging and artificial food dye and glyphosate, and mandating consumption on unfermented soy and GMOs, and thank you to all the agricultural scientists for their painstaking work in reintroducing essential nutrients into the soil again so produce isn't just empty calories. Now being overweight isn't normal.
some people are just naturally fat. im not sedentry. i play ball in an aau style circuit for years. if i eat an oreo ill gain like 30 lbs
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>>323110
Many of the old "fat acceptance activists" of 2015 cringe compilation fame are dead now, due to the various diseases incident to being a fat ball of lard.
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>>323147
That's not true.
And oreos aren't natural.
What is true is that some humans have a higher swing between winter weight and summer weight. 
These fucking lardballs just keep shoving 4-6k calories in their mouth daily just as comfort, and do fuck all as far as movement.

My parents asked me to come over and help them mark and move a bunch of their possessions since they are moving into assisted living in about a month, and the service company they hired to auction off the valuable stuff that nobody in the family wanted,(siblings are 2 states over, and I'm only one,) was comprised of 5 women, 3 of which were morbidly obese, waddling mouth breathers. the "work" they were doing was arranging "Sets" of things to be sold off in lots. They literally just sat in puddles on the floor "Arranging" shit that the 2 normal sized ones brought to them and then photographed them.
This was work that ONE normal sized woman could have done quickly and efficiently where as the 3 cottage cheese limbed garbage disposals took 7 hours to do work that 2 people could have done in 3-4
They also were just about as dumb as you'd expect...NONE of them knew anything about art or antiques, so my car ended up with about 14 items that I literally pulled out of the dumpster.
>Wedgewood
>Limoge x2
>Lalique perfume bottle
>Swarovski crystal x 2
>a bunch of other shit 

As soon as I noticed that they were looking shit up on EBAY of all places, I realized NOT ONE of them had any experience with anything other than the typical Boomershit "Collectibles" like plates or dolls or whatever the fuck, despite claiming to be an experienced "Auction House".
It's not like my parents were rich either, that was from generational wealth, THEY had inherited.
I ended up locking the few items that I'd inherited and still really wanted but couldn't take until later, in a closet,(walk in,) because I caught them trying to "Arrange" some of my stuff and tag it with a LOT#.
I'm not even a materialist. I just couldn't stand to see these, sometimes 150 years old, finely crafted pieces carelessly hucked into a dumpster by waddling morons.(well, it was the normal 2 doing all the "Cleaning")

 I have a feeling my parents are, Yet again, being scammed by retards.
I can only imagine how the company justifies employing these Hamgalaxies; it must be nepotism. But the hourly rate itself is bound to be 4-6x what it should be since these fucking auto-gavaged cows couldn't even move a foot without making livestock grunting noises.
You can't hate them enough.
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>>323147
Mesomorph fatass making shit up. Stick to salads for the rest of your life.
>>323167
They are dying out in two ways; like you said, or Ozempic is "killing" them. Funny that when a literall magic pill against obesity gets made, obesity and the fat acceptance movement seemingly disappears. Novo Nordisk is laughing all the way to the bank, apparently having more money than all of Denmark.
>>323169
>and do fuck all as far as movement
It isn't an exaggeration to say that they do not walk any further than from their couch to their car, ever. Stores are dead, replaced by Amazon, as are grocery stores.
Hell, they might not walk further than from their bed to their couch if they're just using their stupid smartphones to have their calorie bomb food delivered to them.
Then they go to trips to Europe where they wonder why they have to walk so much, oh mah gawd, im gawna hava hartattack or sumthin'.
>Lalique
Lalique is not THAT much of a big name perfume brand. Probably why the fatasses threw it away.
>I have a feeling my parents are, Yet again, being scammed by retards.
They basically don't live in the same reality as everyone else. Are they also addicted to short form media, most of which is AI-generated, that they can't tell even is AI-generated, and when you point it out to them, they just don't understand what they're talking about?
>making a thread about your mom
>>323220
>mother has been fat for her entire life post age 30ish
>she's in her 70s
>is 360 lbs
>has been 300+ since the 1990s
>is more healthy than I am at 37 
>tfw have only been 300+ for 3 years and was off and on thin but failed at it
>already diabetic and she's not
>grandmother lived till her 80s and was fat her whole life too 
>died of an infection
>grandfather was thin and died of an infection too
>one uncle dies of brain cancer and another liver problems from drinking 
>both died in their 50s, brain cancer and drinking uncle
>other grandparents were thin and died first from infections 
>>323222
2 mean
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>>323222
DAMN NIGGA U SAVAGE
>>323223
How do you even get to 300+ pounds. I ate like a horse for weight-lifting plus steroids, couldn't hit 200 due to long-term costs. Eating trash in a depressive state for years, couldn't even hit the weight-lifting numbers.

Do you have a broken thyroid, plus anti-depressants / SSRI's, and eat plates of butter all day? Serious question. I don't know how people get to that size.
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>>323226
They eat calorie-dense goyslop, meal after meal after meal, with equally calorie-dense snacks in between. Atleast lunch and dinner, possibly even breakfast, lunch, and dinner. No movement whatsoever.
>>323227
Alright, but how do they afford all this then? That shit was expensive even ten years ago. I drink alcohol too, which is the weight-maxxing jew. I have obese family members, so it's not just genetics. People will verbally mention how much I eat in terms of serving size, so I know it's not me eating like a bird either.

The only thing I can think of is my excess intake of nicotine and caffeine.
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>>323226
>be 190 4 years ago
>get job
>stressed into drinking every day
>drink 3 literers of beer every day
>stomach would hurt and would die if not eat with it
>also have 2k diet
>work hard and get fat anyway
Also, some people are literally born with more fat cells so they feel more hunger and put on weight faster. I'm like 6 foot 3  by the way, not that it matters when my mother is 360 and under six feet. In the first 2 years I went to 320 from 190.  A lb of fat is like 3600 calories so if you eat 2k plus 444*3 beers a day of course you'll get fat. If maintaining at 2k that's an extra 135 lbs per year so it's a wonder I'm not even fatter, of which,  le work so I'm not that fat. Well, I am, but I only went from 190 to 320 in two years (and it could have happened in one as 135 plus 190 is 325 but I was working ahrd so it took two years), then are now at 340 two years after that, so you can see why people are not motivated to get thin with how that is. 
>>323228
>how do you afford dis?
It's only 20 dollars a day, 560 per month to have all the sandwhiches and beer you want. I make over 1k. The real question should be how do people afford cars, houses, apts, medical expenses, schooling/education, etc. 

Seriously, food is cheap. Lentils, rice, canned milk, a few apples, I could last an entire year with several hundred dollars of food and the liter of beer was under 3 usd, so 9 usd per day, big woop.
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>Alright, but how do they afford all this then?
WFH jobs, (thanks corona) those weird bullshit jobs that women have where they don't actually do anything useful, that they nepotism/bitch their way into getting, etc. These jobs pay disturbingly well for the lack of shit they even get done, especially in the case of the womens bullshit jobs. They answer a few emails, spend the rest of their day drinking coffee (starbucks coffees with 46 pumps of variously flavored sugar syrups with whipped cream on top) and eating donuts (all on the company dime), pausing only to eat a delivered lunch deal meal. I have more respect for someone in high-visibility clothing picking up trash with a picker-upper and putting it into a trash bag than I have for these overpaid cows.
If all else fails, they borrow money and rack up debt, and buy fast food with buy now, pay later/pay in installment deals.
>>323229
He's talking about how they afford overpriced goyslop, not how they afford food in general. The goys don't cook anything more complicated than sugary cereal (soon to become Bug-Krunch™, which ends up being the most sold product despite being 2x the price of Froot Loops) in milk.
>how do people afford cars
Leasing contracts, loans.
>houses
Loans.
>medical expenses
Insurance.
>schooling/education
Public schooling, then pulling the fat kid out of school because he can't pass the severely dumbed down requirements to pass classes (in the sentence "Johnny the farmer had a sheep", mark the words "farmer" and "sheep" by drawing a line under the words), ends up addicted to short form media and has that shape his understanding of the world around him.
>canned milk
Would regular milk be too expensive?
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>>323229
>Almost a gallon of beer per day
I think we found the culprit here. I'd drink a liter maybe every few days. Couldn't afford more frequently than that, despite very stressful and shitty low paying jobs.

>Lentils, rice, canned milk, a few apples
That's not really a fattening obese diet, though. Add in a rotisserie chicken, some beans and greens, and it's not much different from my own weight-lifting diet meal plan from years ago.

>>323230
Oh shit, you're right. Delivery food is another thing I never understood being able to afford, but I never had the luxury of bullshit women jobs (got iced out by women whenever I tried for years to break in the honorable way).
>He's talking about how they afford overpriced goyslop, not how they afford food in general.
Correct, I was. To be 300+ seems to require massive amounts of goyslop, which requires heavy funds, especially if delivered—but that anon mentioned 3L of beer per day which certainly answered my question (for his own case, anyways).
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Is this some sort of metaphysical humor?
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>Lalique is not THAT much of a big name perfume brand.
kek!
That must be what they thought too.
You misunderstand, there was never any perfume in the bottle, it was the bottle itself.
not worth 1000s of course but at least $12; And they kept some shit that looked like it was right off a TJMaxx shelf.
>pic
the pic doesn't do it justice, as it sparkles like all crystal does.
My point isn't the "Humble Brag", it's that the mediocrity of self maintanence has bled over into the professional world.

The rest of your post is SPOT ON. While they are a little older than Boomers,(silent gen,) they have absolutely adopted all the trappings and programming of Boomers.
>T.V. every night for hours after dinner
>Believes the ((( NEWS )))
>Will watch nothing but Hallmark wine aunt movies, AI slop on ROKU jewTube, or blatant Kike propaganda.
>Fully Vaxxed, even though I tried to warn them, showing them the Pfizer leaks, the Doctors' testimonies and research, etc.
>TeeVee man Says it's a MUST so we're going to do that--NOT your conspiracy theory stuff.
>Still live in 1983
>Support Israel unquestioningly

Anyway.
That's all off-topic.

Point is as health standards and maintenence swirl down the toilet, so does the enshittification of the professional world increase. Yeah I'm well aware that MOST of that enshittification is due to DEI, but ever since that included FAT RETARDED Women with worthless degrees and a "Girl Boss" or "HR Control" mentality, the actual productivity of every business has rapidly gone to shit.
I once had to deal with being on the management board of a well known Non-Profit as the only Man.
I shit you not, 90% of the biweekly meetings were gossip about new volunteers, or planning the weekly Birthday party for someone. That bullshit stole at least an hour of time I could've been dealing with the warehouse, which I was constantly UN-Fucking because of the General manager's retarded mandates.
One was literally:
> "I had a dream last night that everything would be easier to move around if everything was on big Casters..." 
Imagine Pallet racks, 3-4 racks high, weighing 3-4 tons, loaded down with heavy parts and things on FUCKING WHEELS
Kek!
That one didn't even get considered by me.
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>>323227
KEK!
>Starbucks and Dunkin' Dognuts isn't on there!!
>I can have Starbucks!!and Dunkin' Dognuts!!! Wheeeeeee!
<Orders 2400 cal. coffee drink dessert cup
WHEEEEEEEE!!
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I like fat women but can absolutely not stand gluttony and hate fat people for all the reasons stated in this thread and more, pretty funny trick isn't it.
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>>323233
It was unintentional, but funny nonetheless.
>>323240
>I like fat women
How fucked in the head do you have to be to like fat women?
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>>323250
A year or two ago I considered that maybe I am outright weird rather than someone who passes as normal with hidden quirks, and no hygiene and nice clothes and good manners will disguise that.
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>>323263
>hygiene and nice clothes and good manners
The cows you lust over have neither.
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>>323263
>having no hygiene disguises being weird
>>323267
>three things
>neither
>>323240
>I like fat women 
>and hate fat people
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>>323273
No (amount of) hygiene and nice clothes and good manners will disguise that = good hygiene and nice clothes and good manners will not disguise that. Are you ESL, reading too fast or baiting?
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>Are you ESL
Found the spic.
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>>323289
KEK! That's not how that works,(NTA)
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Retards.
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>>323295
What's exactly wrong with being ESL, asking as one? Not all of Europe is burger language-only yet. And why should it be?
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>>323351
KEK!
back when I was a kid, we told a lot of Fat chick jokes
>Q: Why are fat chicks like Mopeds?
>AThey're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one

Harpoon a Fat CHICK and NO FAT CHICKS stickers were easy to find, but that's also when a "FAT CHICK" was only 20-30 lbs. overweight.

>>323353
>What's exactly wrong with being ESL
Nothing. Plenty of White Europeans don't even speak English, but the implication is, at least here,(and probably in The UK,) that you are an INVADER and Low IQ at that.
Beaner fatigue began to become widespread when calling businesses with automated systems started emphasizing
>"Press 2 for English"
Instead of our native tongue, even in places where there were no Spanish speakers of any significant number.
That pic makes me want to bake Bread.
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>>323354
look at dem stinky hogs.
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>>323471
very mush so
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This has become the fat and vomit thread
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One begets the other.
Sometimes there's even synergy involved.

*In my search for pertinent .gifs, I found out there was a whole fetish revolving around this..
That's absurdly foul...
This will be my last post ITT...
Holy HELL people are sick and retarded.
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why is this thread so gross
post cute fatties instead
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>>323579
That is not fat
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>>323580
Well her tits certanly are.
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>>323597
Why do you consider this attractive?
Is it the thought of possible accessibility?
Chicks with big tits are bad enough;
>Back ALWAYS hurts
>get in the way when sleeping together
>Tend to be turbo sensitive during their "Rag", making them Turbo-Cunts
I just don't want the hassle.
They always smell like sour milk as well, unless they constantly bathe in some sort of, (usually,) strong floral or dessert scented bath and body and body and body works shit.

I can't think of an upside, somebody PLEASE explain.
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>>323623
I recognize that Bulge!
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>>323623
>rikishi.png
Don't disrespect the sport and tradition of Sumo by comparing her to a rikishi.
Frankly, images of Chiyonofuji should not be posted in a thread like this, but it should prove a point.
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This thread needs to be taken out back and flamenwerfered
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>>323633
Indeed.
''"HANS!', Bring in the Flammenwerfer!""
>>323612
Because they are softer and sex feels better. But eventually they start to look and smell gross (because of it being harder to clean themselves with all the flabs getting in the way of a good clean) like pictures 1, 2, and 4. The other 2 are good
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>>323631
>sumo on wikipedia
>"Life as a wrestler is highly regimented, with rules regulated by the Japan Sumo Association. Most sumo wrestlers are required to live in communal sumo training stables, known in Japanese as heya, where all aspects of their daily lives – from meals to their manner of dress – are dictated by strict tradition. The lifestyle has a negative effect on their health, with sumo wrestlers having a much lower life expectancy than the average Japanese man."
>he lives to 61
>was not even fat
>implying he was being force fed rice like everyone else 
He borked tradition and is not a real sumo wrestler. He probably beat people's asses and or intimidated them for telling him what to do and was probably on steroids. 
>278 lbs
>average weight is 350 lbs
>some guy weighed 600+ 
>thinking weighing less than 300 is tradition 
>le no weight classes so no traditional weight needed to be kept
>srsly thinking he ate fried rice rather than nothing but steak and potatoes
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>>323640
>Because they are softer and sex feels better.
Yeah but that's the same with girls with just a little extra pudge.(My favorite in the past)
But then, I suppose it is a matter of taste. I prefer a healthy C or even B cup, but then, I also was breast fed long enough.
When you start getting into gals who are more than 26% body fat, you start having to deal with serious issues, as well as a lot of just fucking annoying ones
>Likely T2D and will believe the bullshit that that's for life, leading to expensive "Medical maintenence"(It isn't, but they are too lazy to fix themselves)
>Downward spiral of injury>inactivity>MOAR injury>even MOAR inactivity-until they are literally LUMP on the couch.
>vid 1
>food bill is atrocious
>Have to eat the same fat and sugar laden garbage that they are addicted to if you want to eat together,(Usually carry out or Corpo-Goyslop establishments)
>Plapjak.webm
Nah...
I want a gal who will cook healthy food with me and for my children,(also an issue for obese women,) and can raise my children with agency in their food choices rather than being literal slaves to SALT/SUGAR/OILS at massively inflated prices.
She should also be able to help me build a home and run a chainsaw/power tools.
Fat chicks are lazy liabilities.
>>323650
>he lives to 61
Average lifespans of rikishi is in the 60s.
>was probably on steroids
Can't completely say that you're wrong, but the Japan Sumo Association presumably regularly have the rikishi get blood tests and stuff.
The Czech rikishi Takanoyama was warned for injecting insulin, as prescribed by his stablemaster.
>some guy weighed 600+ 
You might be thinking of Konishiki, who was of Samoan origin, though born in Hawaii.
>srsly thinking he ate fried rice rather than nothing but steak and potatoes
Sumo wrestlers usually owe a lot of their weight and muscle gain to a dish known as "chanko nabe", alongside eating large amounts of rice.
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Have some fat ass
>>323612
I need a fat woman for my fat cock.
>>323663
>the 60s is their average death
They say they die significantly faster and yet it's only the 60s rather than the normal 70s? Same thing with alcoholics dying in their 60s on average, and they usually die over heart problems. Society is always so full of shit with it's 'statements'/narratives. Heart failure is by far not the worst way to go. I still feel like he cheated though I only really have the intuition for that. Their very behavior, the places they lived together as a group, is hinged upon a hierarchy so if he was the top dog he problaby did whatever he wanted due to basic human nature. That is my inkling.

Anyway, my filename was apt or else this guy would be typical rather than the exception.
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>>323702
>They say they die significantly faster and yet it's only the 60s rather than the normal 70s?
The Japanese, in particular those that live in Okinawa, (who might want to consider themselves separate from the Japanese) usually live to quite old ages. To die in ones 60s is particularly concerning in that context.
>is hinged upon a hierarchy
There is absolutely a hierarchy in the sumo stables. Top ranking rikishi earn millions of yen per tournament; the bottom bitches maybe get 100 bucks in pocket money from the Japan Sumo Association.
Lots of bullying and weird power harassment things go on there as well.
https://thespun.com/wrestling/sumo-wrestlers-allegedly-involved-in-disturbing-wine-bottle-incident-at-party
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>>323123
contribution to the vomit thread 
>>323234
>fat people
>perfume being off topic
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>>323882
>Pic
Same feels as my 
>pic1
I'm relenting on not poasting anymor here
Puking is FUNNY
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