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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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>>133941
every average monday. classics
>>133952
me before going to search for a job
>>133939 (OP) 
finally, internet can provide a good content. I was waiting for it for 97 years and even more
Lovely to see this project is still going after all this time.
God bless you and your work.
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>>133941
Love the "passionate amateur" feel. Very down-to-earth. And you sure have a sense for comedic timing.

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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>>320257
This is lawyer Aaron Yeshue Shekeltwitz, I'm representing my client "Anon". I'm here to hand you this DMCA for using Anon's likeness. Cease drawing portraits of my client or there will be very serious legal consequences.
>>320257
anthro.boo 'em
>>320257
is it you?
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>>327855
No, it's moo.

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This is embarrassing.
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>>329894
A tale as old as time.
>>329894
What would you do if you got invaded?
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>>329916
(nta) Take a bus to Germany lel, that's what I did
>>329916
I serve no nation, so I'll leave and let the retards become drone snuff footage for Israel
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>>329926
>le both sides poster admits to being a rootless cosmopolite
Not surprising

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ZZZChan is going to be six years old in a week from now, so I wanted to prepare a nice montage of sorts. 
Post everything zzzchan related that you feel should go into it: Caps, OC, admin doxx, whatever.
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>>329911
kill yourself
>>329927
>implying anyone is going to read your psycho text
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>>329927
>abloo abloo imageboards have to be schizo daycare something something SOCIETY
Let me ask you a question: when you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out on the front page of the site that said "Asylum for the Insane"?
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>>329943
>Let me ask you a question: when you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out on the front page of the site that said "Asylum for the Insane"?
Let me ask you a question; when you stumbled into this place with that retarded gait of yours, did you notice anything that explicitly stated or implied that this place, among many other things, was NOT an asylum for the insane?
This is /b/. It can be a place for highbrow discussion, and it can be a place for monkey fights, at the same time, and anything in between.
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>>329927
>Terry Davis was a schizophrenic also and used nigger a lot and hated pozzed software.
You are pozzed software.

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あかあかと
日はつれなくも
秋の風
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>>329879 (me) 
Never mind me! I understand your post and you make perfect sense! Disregard plz. :)
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>>329881
Touche, still a mouth breather though.
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>dim lighting
>popcorn ceiling
>chords below ceiling
>scat counter top
>coil stove (used)
>door looks like entry from shared hall
>dingy floor
>halfwall not perpendicular to ceiling, ceiling around it not installed correctly
>touch up paint on the right
>shitty caulking below that
>cupboards don't open and close properly
>broken down nu-shit sink
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>space heater
>utilities below ceiling
>shit paint
>scatted up hardwood floor
>blinds with 3000 years of dust on them
>329884
Due to your smelling so bad it's preferable. That's why everyone suddenly started breathing out of their mouthes around you.

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can someone explain the appeal of rap? all i hear is bothersome noise. it's shit. it's simplistic, it's boring, it does nothing. it's not good music. black voices are not pleasant to listen to.
it's also the most popular music right now, especially among whites, which is astonishing to me. every time i see some ghetto loser blasting this crap, i want to end myself. what the fuck is going on? there's a world of good music out there and it seems like everyone listens to this trash.
i mean look at this individual. look at him. it's obvious he's contributed precisely zero art to the history of humanity, and yet he's probably incredibly rich. he's a dumb as a fucking brick and has legions of fans. he's a vulgar, crass fuck, and i know if you polled Americans more of them would be able to identify this guy than could identify, say, Dvorak, or John Cage.
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>>329899
Yo that fucking sucks.
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Gentleman, I present troon rap.
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>>329287 (OP) 
Listen to old shit and ignore the modern rap
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>>329907
>>329908
Woah that sucks.

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Are you on the rape spectrum?
Which part of it?
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>>329568
The "raped" attribute is a binary.
Rapecake
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>>329622
Rape fries fried in rapeseed oil.
Rape seed oil fried chikkun mash in corn meal breading.

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Old one is anchored.
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>>329861
Not him but they basically invented metal/progressive music via Helter Skelter and their music was also the first of the stoney kind wherein the lyrics make no sense due to drug abuse. Later on stuff like Radiohead is so poetical it comes across as word salad and the Beatles started that too. At first their vanilla romance music was just to make money off of underage girls and so they marketed them as the first boyband, that's what makes them gay. Early Beatles are lame and the music they really wanted to make came later after they had made money and fame via predatory marketing. What does his disco tier music have to do with rock musics? 

Marie Madeleine. What genre is it even? Rip music video, fuck jewtube
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>>329867
They had undeniable and tight chops as musicians and songwriters which was spent on 2-minute pop songs that went nowhere or not far enough. If they wrote more stuff like Strawberry Fields Forever and Abbey Road Medley they would contend for the best band in the world title that boomers gave them for writing formulaically-catchy music and being handsome young men.
>Early Beatles are lame
Fair enough though I wouldn't discard when they were a performing band wholesale, Don't Bother Me for example is a unexpectedly slick song, there was a film of ska and hepcat influence in the first two albums.
>the music they really wanted to make came later after they had made money and fame
The change occurred when they started dropping acid, John may have resented the songs he wrote after they broke up but the rest weren't ashamed, Paul most of all since he was still writing like he was in the early 60s with the white album and Let It Be.

t. haven't cared about The Beatles since I was a kid
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does anyone have experience with audioz? I want to download amplitube 5 but I'm afraid I'll get another virooz :(
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>>329896
ah well, YOLO XD
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I like 2hus.
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>>329604
dont get fooled by this vile creature's tricks
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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.

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fat woman thread
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A-ha! Such a filth thread indicates that the jannies have fallen complacent from their guard. This of course means that we can now usher in an era of soy posting. This isn't even my final form.

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