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putin if he were a girl
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OP if he were a faggot

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Why does Firefox popup to front when dev tools opens 10 seconds after you pressed the key to open it? Even if you switched to a different desktop. It's like admitting your restaurant's desserts are garbage and then you order an entree and they drop a heap of their shitty ice cream on top of it.

FUCK Firefox. FUCK Mozilla. FUCK those stupid selfish bitches who are always full of it, it keeps driving me crazy. I only use this horse shit because the industry has cornered me into needing a BIG FOUR web browser for basic tasks.
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>lol, sure
<insert image of fat dumb looking old man neck turned into himself eyeballs turned up neck sinking into shoulders pile of fat sagging down off the front of the chair>

THIS IS NOW A THREAD ON MY LATEST PROJECT: surveilling the porn generation community

first we have exhibit 1. a typical ad which means 90% of the population buys it. she looks like a dog. literally, one of thoes same colroed dogs with long flapper ears. who fantasizes about this shit????

now i spent a day on this and most sites are just dumps of weird degenerate shit that you cant tell ifs ironic like 80 year old gradma fucking a horse. 80% is stable diffusion which looks like plastic dolls fucking at best.

exhibit b: a hand picked, cherry picked sample out of thousands of failed stable diffusion farts. it almost looks real. for 3 milliseconds i was able to fap

tbc
offline models are shit, just like GNU+CAR
offline models appear to be a dead end
stable diffusion - garbage no matter what over hyped pony bullshit and sampler is used
flux dev - worse than flux pro and flux pro is only barely acceptable in terms of realism and beauty(while everything else is much worse)

good looking model shit content
this fag https://vipergirls.to/threads/11748922-AiEcstasy-Where-Dreams-Become-Reality-(Almost)/page56 just generates pakis and shit and airbrushed 40 year old >muh big tits and ass models just like nightmares of needing to fap but you have nothing but playboy magazines back in the day. its likely that whatever model hes using while above average cant do anything else.

good looking chinese model
pics related were generated with  bytedance speedream says the poster. pretty decent. followed by some strange cuck shit and she never gets naked.
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is alright, DO NOT look at their pussies, you will get eye cancer
there's some content here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Grok_Porn/
of course 90% of it is faggot shit

there has to be a real forum for ai porn? vipergirls is boomer shit bunch of dumb nerds who think their stable diffusion with 90000 tweaks is good or straight up generate muh watermelon tits on an black trans arab
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>>329496
wh*te girls are niggers

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>pedowheels mentioning pedophile imageboard, color me surprised
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>>329498
>double post
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>>327097
You're triple-posting here, so this is another case of you attempting to accuse others of what you are guilty of yourself.
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>>329405
And of course here, but you're going to claim that Dr Dave is a separate poster.
>autistic pedophile continues accusing multiple people of being the same person and posting multiple times in a row while actually doing that himself
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>>329660
>then when someone else does it to mockingly imitate him
<i didn't do it first, he did
<double posts again
Holy fuck you're retarded.
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>>329809
Not part of this thread and was meaning to hide it, but why is that image drawn  with her hands backwards? Is the sharty really that brain damaged? Someone drew it while looking at their own hands when they could have used a mirror if they were going to draw by staring at something like that. Is it really that hard to draw some fingers ont he right hand and to erase the thumb on the left hand?
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>>329812
Maybe the soyjak just really liked rakshasa.

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Liru is a wonderful werewolf and I love her! ❤️
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>>326284
One lesson at a time please, should i focus on capitalization, maybe punctuation?
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>>326148
Thats a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Who knew an entire community that existed solely to harass one man would completely evaporate the second he disappeared
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>>326802
Actually jole was the asshole.  He was obsessed with Brandon.  It all goes back to /b2/.
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I really like Liru.
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>>329377
i really like brandon

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May the Slowloris of Comfy Victory bless you this day, Anons...
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>>329365
Wait is this true though?
>>329365
What does that make the dipshits from KF then? Doubly retarded?
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>>329363
What year was it when "this guy looks disengaged or zoned out" turned into "my guardian angel tells me when people have a low vibrational aura"? It's like most of the internet turned into menopausal women who collect crystals and tarot decks.
>>329367
Ultra retarded, since they discuss genuine celebrities that they label as lolcows (Elon Musk, Donald Trump etc), as well as their literal-whos who just act a little funny.
>>329367
Just remember that KF's userbase is mostly women and things make a hell of a lot of sense.

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- the story takes place in alternative history universe where the barbarian clans from the northern and western Europe have been united under a chieftain whose descendants would declare themselves kings, and later emperors as their territories expand.
- they have ideas like those on the fringe right of today, thinking that all there should be insofar as the government is concerned is only what is strictly necessary for enforcing the rule that any physical interaction with the person (body) or belongings (property) of one of their citizens must be done with their informed voluntary and ongoing consent (the obvious exception being that the government could violate citizen rights for the purposes of ensuring the citizens do not violate the rights of each other, or commit any act against their government, when it is reasonably necessary for them to do so and even then only to the most justifiable extent, this is to preserve the government and maintain stability of order by enforcing the law upon their citizens). To this end the government only involves itself in areas relating to law enforcement and the military (which includes the full justice system, especially the courts and the prisons, which are focused entirely on doing whatever could be done to turn criminals into law abiding citizens who can go back to being productive to the empire and not parasitic, this usually involved treating the victimizers as victims, like patients in a mental hospital requiring rehabilitation to
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>>320506
>Regarding your homosexual army, this is plausible and also one of the most terrifying concepts. I would not want to get captured alive by The Gay Guard
Mein wat de fak? Lol quirky
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>>322066
The point isn't to have an army of faggots, its to not have faggots within the empire. T

rying to kill or imprison them locally will only produce an underground that eats away at the root. You can't tell who is a fag on sight as well so you'd be stuck in reaction to crimes happening all around you.

The best solution is to find a place for them to be where they don't cause issues within society, and to make it a place they want to go to so that they turn themselves in for banishment or exile.

You strike me as a brain dead newfag.

Who am I kidding? It's all newfaggots now.

I hate to see how bad IBs have gotten.

My ideas come from one place, and that is what is of the greatest benefit to the genes I have the greatest regard for, which are low eumelanic features like pale or fair skin, purple or green eyes, yellow or red hair, along with anything else that isn't black or brown colored skin eyes and hair.

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>>322200
Give legal status to little girls until they turn a certain age and become women, then take it all away. Would that work?
Didn't read, isn't this just the ancient eldian empire from Attack On Titan?
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>>322008
looks hot and smelly

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bald is evil
bald is sith lord
bald is pedo
bald is iranian
bald is transexual old woman
bald is vapid
bald is monotone
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those eyebrows look like a creepy 20's mustache that have become popular with pajeet recently
>>329399 (OP) 
I'd bet she is on the list

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Kek
Bye bye gaming
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<In Soviet Portland, GAME OWNS YOU!
>complain about latest thing where shit got 5% shitter
i hate u fauckingfaggotmother FUCKERS so much, since like PS3 games were just non realtime fucking trash with framerates varying from 0-refresh rate usually around 0 at any good part of the game. consoles stopped having a point right then
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>>329370
You could have saged.
>>327272 (OP) 
Dude, it don't matter.
If a few short years food security is going to be a problem.
These games ( that are made by retarded midwits that hate white people, and think their shit doesn't stink ) don't matter to anyone, even the people that buy them, because they buy it to show it as a token to their click and then never touch or think about it again.
Let them burn corporate money with indifference. There hasn't been a good game years, you should have mourned and moved on years ago
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Gaming peaked in the 80's, simple as. All I really needed to be comfy is to keep my 8-bit computer, and occasionally hit the arcades (mostly for pinball). Now I wait for crash and then I'll buy another old puter. For now I only have emulator, it's better than nothing (modern games = less than nothing).

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This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well. Lately I've been accosted in college by some fat huge gypsy conceited nigger that's been constantly mocking and deriding me at the slightest. From what I can tell he's upset at me because he believed I was his love rival or some shit, since I prevously no way fag'd some gypsy whore the fag was lusting. From a theoretical standpoint I believe he's now got the girl and I believe he's showing off by being a dipshit to me, when in truth I wanted none of it. I don't know the faggot's name. I don't even know who he or his whore are, since for all I care they pop into my classes, but since civism means jackshit in this day and age it might get worse.
My intent with this blogpost is, given it will help me in my day-to-day life, to seek advice in order to stay calm. I simply don't want to be picked on or waste one more iota of a second more being upset over dumb shit when I could place the effort into something productive that's worth whatever little mental prowess I've got to offer. My goal is to achieve complete peace of mind and becoming a calm zen motherfucker, but my body won't listen to me. I've always been the hype kid at school, a mouthbreather when I was a kid, a wimp that's nervous over the slightest and could never read the room. It boggles my mind up to this stage, on coll
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>>314180
Monkeys along an evolutionary path to becoming a civilization monkey
>>313926 (OP) 
>This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well.
Yea, I'm romanian.
>your situation
Yea I don't fucking know man I still don't have an answer. Those retards are too low iq to have a self preservation instinct while the courts and laws are so cucked that if you do fight him you still get in trouble because those retards always rat the others out when they don't succeed.
It has happened to me too however since I formally began the process first nothing will happen to me, however I will still have to pay a fine for the "wasteful process" cause the jew judge doesn't want to charge a gypsy with assault.
>>313950
>he picks on you because he gets away with it.
how tf do you stop him then if the case is as I described above?
>>313926 (OP) 
I'd tell you to practice meditation but it might be a bit too much for you at first. Learn how to skip stones on a good day and practice calmly. Your goal isn't perfection or a score. You're just there to chill and enjoy small things. If you hit a good rhythm of taking it easy and while trying to skip stones, you'll get a pretty good calm state of mind out of it. Hobbies like hiking and woodworking can also help you get a good peace of mind.

Also, learn how to be stoic. It can do you good. Real stoicism isn't about putting on a face, but remaining calm, strong, unfazed and not letting others drag you into their bs.

>>313928
Oh boy, it's violence addict anon trying to normalize violence with "just trust me bro it'll work out" levels of cope for consequences like getting your ass handed to you, getting thrown out of uni, and getting thrown in jail. This is shit advice, pal.
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>>320893
I replied to his reply to not fall for petty games like that.

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From kindergarden to HS I have had a total of 5 female classmates out of a total of 163.
2 of which were single moms by age 11/12 respectively, the dads were homeless early 50s yo gypsies.
2 which had birth defects which made them invalids (to the point one could only drool and only used her limbs to reach out to her mom if she was nearby otherwise someone had to push her wheelchair around, the other was severely retarded but could count and spea, had a mustache and was morbidly obese by 12)
and the last one advertised her OF when she was 14 on the same social media account her family, grandparents, highschool and middle school acquaintances knew her on.
This is the dating pool which I locally have access to.

I am going to an eastern european engineering university where for the past 5 years there hasn't been a single female graduate and historically very few if any women attended.
I intend to work in the merchant navy since it's the only way to make above 1k usd legally here.
This town is a semidecrepit and most of the people are in their late 40s and 50s.
The youth if they can, move away. Whoever remains are generally losers, criminals, prostitutes and a small segment of people which attend this one university as it is the only maritime university in the entire country.

In such an environment how am I supposed to get a gf?

I am almost 21 and was interested in commisioning as a reserve officer in the navy while studying to minmax military and civilian benefits and be a conscript to get more admission points for the aforementioned reserve program as I would be "prior service". 

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>>329166
>yes OP, to have the youthgoy uni student experience(TM) you need to be in a mid to big sized city, an instagram profile, and preferably a dating app. that's it.
I mean I just want one good young woman to be my wife, I see serial monogamy and premarital sex as something irrational and time wasting.
>when you see the kind of literal retards in the dating market, you will start to simply not care anymore. when you find out about the amount of trust fund people who live with a monthly rent paid by their parents and brag about being independent and have sex every week, you will start to actively hate everyone.
trust me, I know. You must also be tall, good looking and also have your own luxury brand car.
>man, i remember being so preoccupied about this at 19.
I assume you're an incel still? how long has it been since you've been 19? what have you done since then?
>miss one of these and you can start thinking about how to apply for your favorite ascetic order.
lol, what are my options?
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You escaped gf hell. Now kick back and open a cold one.
>>329168
>It shouldnt be hard to find a gf in eastern europe 
my nigga, I just fucking told you in the OP that I have only had 5 female classmates in my entire k-12 education.
>since women are loose(slutty)
with those who have looks, money and/or status
>and have low standards
lol?
>plus westerners are seen as a golden ticket.
I'm a fucking local, I am romanian, not a westerner. Did you even read the OP?
>At this stage in time there is little point in joining any military as its a shitshow from either side and wont work out for any of them
I mean, I only considered being a reservist, not a full time service member. If being a merchant sailor doesn't pan out I either emigrate or I work for the government(not sure where my marine engineering skills could be of use besides the military), working for the private sector in romania SUUUUUCKS.
Regardless, what do you mean by shitshow especially? what are you refering to?
>>329169
I just want a big family so that my lineage doesn't get bottlenecked, while at the same time my wife be of high enough quality so that the lineage doesn't degenerate.
>>329158 (OP) 
not everyone has to have love. such is life. chud over here will congratulate you for being based for being single for life so you should be happy about that

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