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Why don't we all pitch together our money and gather 250,000 to get ICANN to create .nigger as a TLD? Then everyone in the world will be able to make and use websites like based.nigger and lol.nigger. How shall we gather the money? Someone make a Monero wallet, maybe I'll do it tonight.
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Why don't you reach out to them and see if they'll actually do it before collecting tendie money from these poor people. Please CC me when you inquire.
>>259635
>just takes your money
Then they will go to jail.
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>>260252
.gay and .lgbt exists so i don't see why they wouldn't make .nigger too.
>>259622 (OP) 
Not only is that a huge-ass effort, but ICANN would still turn it down just because it's "nigger." There are some TLDs they're just not gonna do. They have some guidelines and shit on it too. I forget whether they're internal guidelines or public ones, but I know they have them.
>>259622 (OP) 
Someone here should mention this on 4chan and start a go fund me

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Tom and Jerry ain't what they used to be...
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So is the one on the left
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>>260181
Is this that horse shoe theory thing I keep hearing about?
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>>260189
They're talking about these guys off-screen.
>>260083 (OP) 
It wasn't as good as donald duck

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HOLY SHIT!
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>>259999
DA BIYOTCHHH
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Dragovich, Kravchenko, Steiner...ALL MUST DIE!
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THE NUMBERS MASON!
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
WHERE ARE THEY BROADCASTING FROM?
Holy crapoli

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I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its an cute elephant.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its a giraffe. Eichiro Oda likes them. I think I send it to him.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its little bnuy. I think I keep that one.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its as snek this time. Tiny cute snek.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of it will be whatever /b/ decides it will be.
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have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of it. Its the mighty liopleurodon.

I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of it. It will be whatever /b/ says.
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>>254150
holy shit this guy can make his smegma into anything wtf????????
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>>254152
Welcome to zombo com.
>>254152
He is like this super autistic savant who can form any animal. Instead of stealing some window putty he just waits until he has enough dick cheese.
>>253617 (OP) 
Just wash it

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Why is there so much hatred on this website? Its depressing.
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>>263500
NUFFIN PURSENEL KID
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>>263376 (OP) 
Because the modern world sucks ass and we don't even get cool cyberpunk aesthetics or technology. Just more WWE politics, nigger culture, fag religion, endless wars for israel, chemical filled food that taste bad, everything being too expensive and shitty entertainment.
>>263467
Man, blood_skull_boi84 would be 41 now...
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>>263611
Never occurred to me to check the date, but even in DA's earliest years, he would have been 17 when drawing this. That's already embarrassingly old.
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>>263639
He probably did the the drawing as a joke if not oh boy I cannot imagine what his life is like right now
>probably pussy whipped or worse drugged to be a literal zombie

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>hmm today I will find a job
>gamestop is opening a new joint near me and they're hiring even says "urgent"
>I guess that's not the worst
>go to their site and fill application form
>first and last name, dob, resume
>wut? that's it?
>hit go
>sends me to another page I gotta fill in with more detailed information and a cover letter
>ok that makes sense
>fill it in
>get stuck at cover letter
>use chatgpt to cheat
>it's very obviously written by AI
>attempt to make it more believable
>mentions "my experience in sales"
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>>259688
That's just contacts/nepotism rearing its ugly head again.
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>>259689
It was a public school, and he didn't just hire anyone, he would hire people who showed enough interest in the program and proved they were reliable.
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>>259690
Still going through his network, of sorts.
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>>259691
Well that's just how it goes, in order to do literately anything that involves someone other than yourself you have to have some form of "network" and even then it wasn't really a hard network to get into.
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>>243834 (OP) 
Are you hanging in there, my guy?

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Started playing Yu-Gi-Oh! again. I heard it's shit nowadays, but that seems to be the case with just about everything.
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>>235673 (OP) 
Card games are expensive.
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>>251506
Casual.
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>>235673 (OP)  (OP) 
That's Sturgeon's Law ....also you can blame Murphy's Law I guess...
>>255928
Printing money is against the law!
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>>235673 (OP) 
Yu-Gi-Oh? How about Yu-Gi-Oh to the polls?
>2 months since last news about alysion
>>255928
You must have some great locals. Mine are so kiked that they don't even let you proxy the expensive shit. Might as well play a simulator with randos at that point.

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Will Israel assassinate blumpf for stopping their plans for war on Iran?
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lmfao jews
Jewish theater.
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>>259324
It may well be so but that doesn't change OP's valid question. Will trump get assassinated by the very people he serves? Or will he get "assassinated" like hitler might have and dissapear to argintina? The later would be mildly more entertaining.
I hope so, trump sucks balls this term. He always backs out on important shit and has betrayed everyone even his own side. Fuck him
>>259292 (OP) 
Why the fuck do you have RTL text in that pic?

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>fetish about actual shitskin women
<so based!! chocolate girls are so hot!!! RACE MIXING IS THE BEST!-... oops, you didn't hear anything, teehee
>when a hentai artist darkens the male a bit for contrast like they've been doing for decades
<WTF!!! JAPS LOVE NIGGERS NOW!!! NOO!! NIGGER!!! NIGGER!!! CUCKSHIT!! NIGGER!!
Why are zzzdditors like this?
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>>263284
Well done forgetting your sage, you fucking faggot.
35 posts over the course of half an hour.
Go spam this shit on 4cuck
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Damn, that's a lot of faggot shit.
>>263301
Why would you say this thread is spam? Imagine unironically being a nigger lover
Someone spammed this thread with like 50 posts of trap pictures yesterday, retard-kun.
https://zzzchan.xyz/b/logs/06-19-2025.html

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I don't have to worry about starting a new life. I'm buying some land that's prone to flooding so fuck it I'm gonna at least die trying.
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Low placed land? The biggest problem is the access to clean water, because surface  water carries all kinds of shit possible.
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>>262214
I'm thinking of collecting rainwater.
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>>262515
Then find a way of keeping bird droppings and insects out of it. And keep its reservoir in the dark, otherwise you would have algae in it.
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>>262197
If he has access to stone, building a stone platform would be the final solution to the flood problem.
>>262526
>bird droppings
Not something permanent, but only deployed when rains.
>insects
Pick a proper filter grade.

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