Hello everyone, Sturgeon here, your beloved administrator.
Today, I decided to finally bring zzzchan into the future by introducing zzzchan 2.0, hopefully fixing the many issues that have affected the site over the years, and maybe, collaterally, bringing some of the userbase back, 99.99% of which clearly left us for greener pastures a long time ago.
I will now be outlining a few future changes that will be implemented in the immediate short term.
>moderation
First of all we will be removing Joyeuse from /b/ as well as every other moderator deemed clearly unfit for the role. Instead we will begin an application process with proper screening and vetting of potential mods. No more first come first serve and random people getting accepted into the team and then doing as they please. Only people that show real understanding of how moderation should be done and true interest in making the place better rather than satisfying their whims will be hired to volunteer. Furthermore the mod pools will be increased significantly with mods coming from all timezones, so there will be no more holes in moderation during "dead" hours.
>transparency
For too long I've been silent about what goes on in the background, updates about the site have been spread very thin and with too little information. Furthermore, I realize I've neglected opening a conversation with the userbase to understand its actual needs. As an admin, the