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It seems we vanished from the internet.
All I see are grifty gen x podcasters, and an ocean of racially ambiguous Zoomer slime. Amazing, millennials are hated but no one can say why. Millennials are almost as broke as Gen Z despite being 15-20 years older, but we somehow became Baby Boomers. I guess this is a result of how utterly coonified and judaized Gen Z is? They are incapable of thinking? They smear shit on the walls and screech like apes at the nearest object, given their negrification? 
You have to get outside of American imageboards to see a internet culture like it used to be, and not just ZOGmerican imageboards. The entire American internet is turned into a nigger spic favela. It is so depressing compared to what we used to have. I can see it here too. Fuck you. Retard.
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>>331694
Observing nu-atheists get triggered by the forced meme is pretty funny though, I admit.
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>>331694
What's funny is that it's a Lazarus Joke.
>someone posts a thing once a week
>hudle around, we need to open an issue on this topic
dad, church is tomorrow. DO NOT MISS ITmake sure your podcast session is over by 9:00. or at least go for 11:00 session, get over your social anxiety of meeting new people jesus fucking christ
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>>332024
<"Jesus (fucking) Christ"
>this context
Watch your mouth, Junior.
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>posted in 2013 obviously by freshman
why are millennials so stupid

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>me early
>gugu gaga this is so gay who likes this gay shit
>me later
>wow this is so cool!!!
>me now
>this is so gay who likes this gay shit

but also

>me early
>gugu gaga this is so gay who likes this gay shit
>me later
>this is so gay who likes this gay shit
>me now
>this is literally me
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>>332314
That's how proctored IQ exams are taken, you   subanimal shitskin niggers. Did you think they let you bring in your phone, any electronics, books, or even smart calculators with limitless amounts of time?
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>n-no! I'm not a subsaharan african gorilloid U ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
>t. 85 iq
relax jamal, there's plenty fields for you to plow, plenty cotton for you to pick, and an infinite amount of cheap gas station malt liquor for you to drink and forget about your smooth brain. no need to chimp out. but tell us again about that broken ac story, that was a real riot.
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>>332318
The shota-addicted hapa on /b/; his eyes closed.
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>>332319
mental illness and low iq is one dangerous combo. you should be locked up for your own and everyone else's safety.

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP!
JFMSU
JUST
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UPPPPPPPPPP
JUST FUUUUUUUCK MY SHIT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP
JUST TAKE MY SHIT AND FUCK IT UP TOTALLY, COMPLETELY!
JUST..... JUST...
JUUUUUUUST................
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAM!
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JUST do it
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fat people are dumb
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Some people flaunt their excess wealth by getting fat, some buy apple products despite being straight, some buy a yacht, but don't use it. That's how you flex on poorfags, take note.
poorfags are fat though?
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>>332178
One of the marvels of the modern era. There are now poorfags that are at the same time obese and malnourished.
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>>332178
You're contradicting yourself, you can't get fat if you don't have enough money. See picture in >>332179 that fat is perfectly functional, it will help survive the winter, such luxury costs money.
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Western Okinawa>>332186
poorfags literally cant afford veggies or knowing how to cook duh they are fat just throw in this 1000 calories thing in every meal

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and someone is supposed to sleep through it I guess?
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do you remember
the twenty-first night
of september?
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>>332227
what? speak american, you communist gook
>>332228
No I don't, why you ask?
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>>332238
Fug were those guys ugly.

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Your creepy uncle sends his regard
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>>322496 (OP) 
>your uncle is coming over next weekend, kayla
>mooom! jake's a PEDOPHILE! NOOOO!
>why do you think that, kayla?
>look at how he looooks!!!
>i never want to see him again moom!!!!! :(
>(be right)
thats a soyjak, MODS
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>>332181
Meds.
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I like the redhead. Long neck is looooong!
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Around 50% of people in Brazil are white.
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>Long neck is looooong
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This man has UMA DELICIA at least once in his life
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>Levantine Brazilians
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it is like these people only ever talk about whats on the table and not only that, they take it as an absolute
in example, most recent subject is heat, overnight u could see, if you have let's say instagram, probably thousands post shilling the subject, than news for boomers and ebin memes all at same time instantly talking about heat nothing else, and they will take for granted how XYZ died from, HEAT, not even thinking about it, no, thousands die from HEAT now, no medicines, no stroke, nope, HEAT and it pains me these people are not even stupid, they are just ordinary people yet they chew up anything 
if they decided tomorrow that air is so polluted now that it kills, they would without a doubt instantly believe it, yep now air is so fucking polluted we are in crisis! 
2034 oh he died from WALKING he was not using out battery charged goytram and he died cause he was stupid enough to use his legs ahaha WHAT IDIOT 
I am beyond exhausted from global niggerism
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>>332166
The drama gets in the way of productivity and or peace. Imageboards themselves censor and or ban shitstirring. People hate one another and act like they don't. It's called being polite.
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>>332169
>It's called being polite.
Biggest lie that I was ever told. I'm still dealing with the aftermath, decades later.
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>>332172
Would you feel better if a bunch of bible thumpers told you you'd go to hell at the top of their lungs for voting wrong as you choke on your food, because it's meant to cause people to chill. What aftermath? You enjoy being yelled at you mean, or does shitstirring actually somehow cause people to not quarrel?  Don't vote? No right to complain and you'd be shunned. Is that what you wanted to take part in? Say something is wrong with the nation and be told if you don't like it to 'get the hell out'?  Humans can't cooperate if they are not polite.
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>>332174
>Would you feel better if a bunch of bible thumpers told you you'd go to hell at the top of their lungs for voting wrong
They'd atleast be honest.
>Humans can't cooperate if they are not polite.
The alliances and resulting cooperation seem false to me if they're built on politeness and hiding ones true self to others.
ALTERNATIVE HYPOTHESIS: Politics and religion should not be discussed around the dinner table because women and children are often present and their opinions DO NOT MATTER.

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This world is full of scum. Psychos with no morals or empathy who prey on the weak without remorse. They're everywhere, even in your own sanctuary.
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>>332083
My mom recycles, she rinses and sorts everything. She hasn't noticed that they load it all together in the same truck as garbage day.
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>>332107
Don't bother. I tried that, they don't listen. It doesn't matter to them whether anything actually gets recycled or not. Only that they're putting it in the green bin and you're not.
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>>332062 (OP) 
This is what happens when you convince people that money is god.
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>>332107
>city decides to protect le Earths
>makes two trash cans
>double the work for trash can truck people as they have to come by TWICE
>twice the fuel harms the earth contradictorily
>no one is hardly even using the recycle cans anyway
>they pick them up at the same time instead
>new jobs created for the homeless  people that are otherwise unemployable
>homeless have to do it as loitering laws are implemented and homeless shelters cost money
>crime goes down as no one walks the street at night and feels watched during day

>>332071
If I were a politician I'd say "I don't know, I just work here". Let me know if someone says that. They won't as they are trained to be dishonest, indeed they never are honest. No one is in charge is my point. 

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Looking in the mirror
Yea, ill keep it up

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How often do you cut your hair?
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I have short hair, but I cut mine every month, because he is pretty rebellious, he usually bend more than one side or grown more upward and I hate when my hair is not symmetrical. As you can see he is more in the right side than the left side and I need to get a hair cut now, I will probably cut my hair tomorrow
>>331164 (OP) 
I have never cut my hair by choice in my entire life. it was last cut 20 years ago or so.
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>>332076
Does it reach the knees?
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>>332076
Describe the aroma of your hair.
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>>332124
It does not even go halfway down my back as I do not use conditioner, are male, and the sun harms it and it tears a lot during brushing. LIke if I use a bookbag or duffel bag over one shoulder one side ends up shorter. It gets more brittle the older it is. The back of my head is the most brittle as it gets the most soap and sunlight and it gets laid on the most and due to it being the thickest part of my hair I am the most rought with the back of my hair so it is not even shoulder length barely, lately anyway, whlie the sides are past my shoulder and the front, the bangs, are past my face but above shoulder level. The sides are the most gray/white/silver and so they grow faster with the back being the darkest. It gets into knots the most in the back, it is annoying tearing them out, and that is not even why it is short but it is futile expecting it to be long unless I change my diet, stop laying on my back, of which would hurt my back if I laid on mysides like I used to, changed my diet, and gave myself trims to make it longer so as to get rid of split ends and such. Also, it is curly so you can't even tell it's length depending on the weather conditions as my hair has moods. It can be frizzy, curly, or go into helixes, or all three at once, and is three colors of which are born, silver, and white, but can go bleach-blond if I stay in the sun too long, the sun highlight effect that turns my hair into str
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