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Lately I've been hearing voices in my head that aren't mine say vaguely threatening things to me as I'm falling asleep.
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>>246063
Initially I didn't stop to question it, but now I'm having second guesses about your story, first you're saying that you're schizophrenic and the main voice in your head is a benevolent female, now you're saying that she's not a voice in your head but rather a succubi? What of the other voices in your head then? ARE YOU MEANING TO IMPLY FROM A FIRST HAND ACCOUNT THAT PARANORMAL BULLSHIT IS A REALITY AND AN ACTUAL CONCERN?
>I've seen some real shit though
If it's not too much to ask of you, and if you think I haven't been too rude, would you care to share?
>>244634
>>244645
>half the US population is experiencing this to some degree
>you have to use a site with people this brain damaged
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>>246063
... is she cute though?
>>250504
lmao hylic

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You already know what to do
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Here is the correct one
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>>250415
The Demiurge isn't real, it's just cope for people that the jews tricked into believing that yahweh is Sky Daddy instead of a desert volcano demon that the bastards of the whores of Babylon made a pact with after being cast out.
>>250469
E U P H O R I C
>>250469
That's what somebody on the lower rows would say!
>>250469
Hylic moment

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>your job is literally stand around and do nothing for one hour and a half save a couple jumps or dives every now and then
>if you get scored everyone readily accepts it's not your fault and the blame is shifted to the rest of the team for even letting anyone through
>don't have to train as hard or be as fit as everyone else
>you never get injured because you hardly ever come in contact with anyone
>still get to be famous and be paid millions/year
being a goalkeeper is the best fucking job in the world, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't. I even understood this as a child
>what's that? you want me to stand like a tool on this nice grassy field and just watch the rest of the team actually play the game and maybe, occasionally stop a ball or two, and you will give me this handsome check every year? why, yes please.
>tfw ywn be a goalkeeper
FUCK

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It was kikeshit.
I have to say i quite enjoyed the introductory 2 episode mini-series. Other than that i thought that season 1 was alright but after that it was just boring drivel.
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>@ nobody
>have "you" seen it
You can mean the observer of such a question/texst of which includes more than OP of which means it could have been the OP asking 'if you saw it' thus my reading comprehension is actually fine. 

>>250519
He likes it or he'd not watch it. He's just being a fucking nigger.
and yes I will sage bomb your thread if I feel like it as generals are cancer and this is just further proof
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>>250521
It’s not a general though, it’s an unambiguous topic with a precise objective.
>having to hide a thread three times
<it's not a general bro
>>250507
You've got to be retarded or new to think I'm the real kikeshit poster. In past threads we poked fun at him by creating variations of his catchprase. My review of Transformers One is partially serious and partially tongue-in-cheek. It should've been extra obvious by my use of "le" (reddit). OP is the majority contributor to his threads BUT there are a few anons like me who post reviews on occasion for fun.

>>250521
You are unbelievably butthurt over fucking nothing.

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I'm a bit disturbed by the fact that as I'm getting fatter due to my NEET lifestyle, I'm beginning to find chubby (but not overly obese) 2D girls/lolis cute/attractive, when I formerly found it repulsive.
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>>245401 (OP) 
Lose weight, fatty. Check the "emaciated" tag next time you're on the booru too.
I wish I could NEET
I never got tired of it when I was one
sleep until late every morning, start up the video game, take care of my chickens, and exercise and just go back and forth all day between those things
I like my boss, but I hate having to drive and I cant pick a 3*12 schedule
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>>245896
I work nights with 10 hour shifts 4 days a week and the thing that sucks about it is that I'm just sleeping in my first day off and doing little else. The long hours can really be a drag too. I mean it's alright when I'm busy the whole time because time flies that way but when I'm not, time just drags along
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>>246001
I would take 2 16 hour days if it meant I get 5 days off every week
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>>245401 (OP) 
>I'm getting fatter due to my NEET lifestyle
Learn to de-grease your pizza.

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Since we have had the internet, the amount of ideas explored and shared in every media has become unlimited; video games, simulation, exploratory speculative writing, every possible idea has been tried at least once. The exploration phase of the thought experiment seems to have been completed. Every slider has been min/maxed, every checkbox has been (un)ticked, every level of meta has been addressed.
Whatever fetish, sandbox, storyline you desire, has been achieved or at least outlined. There's always a mod for it, whatever it is. ChatGPT and other LLMs can easily fill in the blanks with a simple prompt, and generate recursively on demand (slop but it can). Nonhuman, noncorporeal ideas have been explored. Extremes of the physical and virtual worlds have been examined. The "warp" or the idea of the potentiality of all possible thought, has not just been touched, but more or less mapped. Even if it's not detailed, there's at least a rough idea that such things can exist and a lack of surprise is the prevailing condition. What is the definitive last word on shitting dick nipples? Has rule 34 been philosophically completed?
I'm looking for three things. One, a succinct term for the completed thought experiment. I am of the opinion that speculative/science/fantasy fiction authors have already coined a term or phrase which is completely serviceable but it escapes me.
Second, what Anons would think of "definitive" areas of the thought experiment that could more or less reflect a 
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nigger you're so mad you're double posting within a double post.
The obnoxious fag is the same one from the zoomer thread.
did I "assume your gender" here too?
lol lmao
>low quality brainlet replies
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>>250083 (OP)  (OP) 
>we have the Internet
Which version of it? Shit gets deleted and censored all the time. Thinking nothing new can be done is like saying art is done for, like no new music coming out. That shit's just false. Don't be the 9 year old trying to come up with thought experiments like the googolplex. Things simply change in time. Trying to make all music in ancient times would be stupid, irrelevant shit becomes relevant to the music so as to inspire it in an unpredictable and chaotic way. They may have had the ability to approximate all types of music and yet not the experience required. Thinking it's even necessary is stupid as it won't equate to wisdom anyway, new art. It's why classical music was more mathematical and just plum better than new music.  
>>250167
That's like saying every calculator has calculated the same numbers even when a new number could be typed out and or a sequence could be to solve a new problem. Just because AI can do it does not mean it did that before. New things are for new problems, this creates new art as the new world comes along. It takes time.  
>250166
Keep posting so that you can be doxxed and murdered, retarded autist. Nobody hear knows you and if he does I hope he gets killed too. You don't post with others on so
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>reposted my post
>forgot to fix typos and or derps
oh well 

*autistic
*new
*calculations
*here
etc

I should drink moar booze so I can write even worser

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>visit my country's biggest/only imageboard
>literally indistinguishable from Facebook/Xitter/Reddit
>even the Anonymous aspect is compromised because the admin is a notorious namefag attention whore
How are your country's imageboards like, Anon?
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>>250359
Russian anon?
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>>250303 (OP) 
for me it's
>/pol/tardation 
>/r9k/ failed normalniggers
>>250370
Close but no cigar.
>>250359
gotta be yli
>>250361
There is a bunch of them out there. The decline of cuck/b in the late 2000s has inspired many anons to create national image boards for their countries. They just don't matter so much.

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I don't remember middle schoolers being this based when I was their age. The kids are all right
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>>250443
If a nation is it's people, then why would the territory known as "Canada" or the "US" mean anything? Countries can be organized along racial lines at any time. You can have a 100% White country tomorrow if you organized it. It is a question of will.
>>250443
I would not call myself a nationalist, more of a gene cultist with perpetual civilization as Nirvana with whites as those most adapted to high civilization but still in need of refinement amongst itself
Everything is an extension of a phenotype, from every idea "you" have, to the zeitgeist, to the technology, to the culture, it encompasses all, so to focus on it is to be the most potent
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>>250446
Admirable position to take.
>>250441
They won't. The entire world except the already resitant 1st world plus Roosie will eat a liberalism induced population crash.
>>250411 (OP) 
Middle schoolers never used profane words? Srsly?

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Are you likely at all to get v& if you create a chatroom where several people join, then you abandon it but don't want to delete it, and then someone starts spamming CP behind your back? Am I being too paranoid?
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>>250377
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>>250379
This is indeed CP. I can tell from having seen quite a bit of CP content in my time
>>250379
oh shit we got a bad actor
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>>250410
Interesting. I've never seen CP like this before. But I also don't play TF2

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How fast is he rolling in his grave right now?
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>>250388
>Calling me autistic when he's too autistic to understand a joke
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>>250384 (OP) 
Probably ain't, he knew what would happen if he lost
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>>250389
I think that's the joke.
<inb4 you're joking too
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