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What the fuck is going on at NASA? Why are the photos on Artemis so low quality and grainy? The original Apollo 17 camera was better quality
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>>327042
<"THE GOYIM KNOW THE TRUTH, SHUT IT DOWN!!!!"
>>326815
It isn't lost technology, simply no one is smart enough to do it again.
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>>327049
that's literally what makes it lost technology you genius.
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>>327050
Do you consider technology and intelligence the same thing?
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>>327051
do you consider technology to be a tech-tree that once you unlock you can do indefinitely?
forgetting how to do it is the same as losing the tech to do it. we probably don't even have the schematics facilities or tools to replicate it. assuming it was real

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Did the stereotype of a cute good natured woman who loves you for what you are exist in past or was it always a fantasy?
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>>325329
It's just so weird though
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Yup, I think it is called the honeymoon period.
women poop, i learned about it from a comedy sketch.
>>325325
In the Netherlands, asocial (spelled in Dutch as "asociaal" but also shortened to "aso" in casual Dutch) means being an rude/inappropriate jackass.
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Yes, the problem is that media killed this by putting "soul searching" on the equation.
How a woman can search anything? Have you ever asked directions to one?
>>326819
What does that imply about the Japanese idiom "Dutch wife"?

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Do you hate dogs?
I hate them because they are similar to humans, they are fake species designed to behave like humans, or actually like human niggers. They are not wild and natural, they are artificial and fake.
They woof all the time and they attack humans and other animals for no reasons.
They shit and piss everywhere.
Fuck dog owners.
I hate dogs because I hate humans.
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>>319389
>since most of the time they lead shit lifes only to please the owner and become a copy of them.
You have just accidentally described at least 70% of children born since the ((( Sexual revolution )))
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I love dogs and think they're treated like shit for the most part be it coddling or more overt abuse, but this thread is severely lacking in shitbull euthanasia videos.
For shame!

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>>318907
These videos never fails to make me lose my shit.

>>319389
>Im pretty much almost in total agreement with OP
Is everyone but me here not a filthy fucking sandnigger mudslime?
I like sharing food with cats and dogs. It must taste a lot better for them due to their sharper sense of smell. They are generally more enjoyable to spend time with over people.
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throw dogs into the sun
Well I hate niggers, kikes and brown "people".

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Outside of cats and doggos, do you think any of the options for pets appeal to you? 

If I could have a non-mainstream pet, it'd either be a ferret or a tarantula. Ferrets seem like spirited little people who are big enough to pet and cuddle, but small enough to be out of the way. I've always very much liked tarantulas and arachnids and I think tarantulas are handsome creatures and I'd like to touch their fuzziness one day. Honorable mention to raccoons as a possibility since they're becoming more domesticated. 

I think fish are OK and fish tanks can be pretty cool as a home feature, almost like a living painting, but they're a lot of work to upkeep. Maybe a single Siamese fighting fish in a small bowl would be acceptable, though. I once lived with a guy who had a bird similar to a parrot or a macaw (maybe it was actually one of those 2) and it just sat in a cage all day. I found that quite depressing. I don't agree with birds as pets unless you're some kind of falconer and it often flies around.
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>>323585
Nice.
There's a stream back behind my current location that the owner for some reason decided to "Dig out" for better drainage with a backhoe.
All he did was destroy the slime seal that had been there for probably a century, and since it was sandy loam, not only did he kill off most of the natural flora, but the frogs who had planted their "Pearls" there had DOOMED tadpoles for another 3 years.
Last year, I almost saved a bunch by hauling 20 gallons of water out there in 5 gallon buckets, but the slime deck still hadn't fully sealed, so sadly...

Tadpoles and pollywogs watching is a quintessential part of White kids growing up, I think.
they are missing something fundamental being so removed from that.
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>>323588
As far as I could tell, only a few didn't make it out of the puddle and I never caught glimpse of birds eating them out of it either so I can only assume it rarely happened
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>>323591
Doing God's work anon.. 
literally.
>>319866
thats a waffle, u autistic fuck
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>>327034
The original image of Jazz the Blini Cat has the cat sit in front of a stack of pancakes.

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take a break from all this doom and gloom. discuss & share things you've enjoyed recently, can be anything.
I'll start: 
I've just finished Rozen Maiden Traumend, and it was great. now I'm going to read devilman
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>>272388 (OP) 
I've been getting into the films of Charles Bronson. That old man could kick my ass. 

Also, unrelated, I have begun exercising.....to defeat Charles Bronson.
>>326517
Not a bad hobby. Must keep you busy these days.
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>>326525
lol
"Even if you did manage to become a living champion despite all that, you’d get dragged into factional disputes between nobles who wanted you to mediate for them. And people in that position had a bit of a tendency to get murdered—it wasn’t an easy life, to say the least. Zelos had spent a while looking up the country’s history using the books he’d borrowed, but he had yet to hear of a single soldier or mage who’d gone on to die a comfortable death after becoming famous."

A quote from an isekai power fantasy novel about someone middle-aged. He later stopped acting his age, from second-hand information. That still doesn't make that quote less chuckleworthy.

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Cockstar won
Epstein won
Jews won
Goyim distracted 
We lost
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>>326823
I have no idea why he thinks this is such a big deal.
>>326824
What does a bunch of normalfags buying a bad game have to do with muh freedoms?
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>>326830
Didn't you hear? Epstein and soros is using GTA 6 to distract the masses from the complete and total jewish takeover of the world by 2030. We got to post more NeetSoc pics, ponies, hentai and lolis to defeat them.
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Just like the ballad of gay tony but you won't be able to use weapons inside like in gta 5.
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>>326831
>NeetSoc pics, ponies, hentai and lolis
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I once got acid reflux so bad that for an entire week I was in pain and barely got any sleep (Im talking maybe 6 hours maximum during that entire stretch). Nothing helped me despite me trying everything (anti acids, soup, forcing myself to barf, etc). The only thing that temporarily relieved me were apples. One of my coworkers recommended me mixing a half a cup of apple cider vinegar and water, drink it, and keep drinking it until it goes away. It took me only 3 hours after drinking it a couple times and my acid reflux was gone for good. 

Another home remedy I use is sugar free candy (with stevia in it) for constipation. The one side effect of it is that it makes my stomach upset (with it constantly gurgling during the day) and I can end up with constant diarrhea for days but it works way better for me than otc drugs and it's not particularly close either.
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>>326839
The honey must not be pasteurized, and must be made in your local area, or atleast in the same area as the pollen you're allergic to.
Buy your honey from a local beekeeper. If you're buying it in a store, you're buying colored glucose syrup. Honey is one of the most faked products in the world, with olive oil close behind it.
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If you have a toothache or an abscess you can gargle, swish, and spit hot salt water a few times a day. Not too hot, mind, like if you were serving tea but wanted to avoid a lawsuit. Probably works better (and cheaper) than whatever termite poison they put in mouthwash.
>>293561 (OP) 
fish skin for burns, just tape it on; not better than over the counter.
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>>326945
Did you watch too much The Good Doctor or something?
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>>293584
lmfao gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 (actually didnt read past stevia)

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>>326808
Honestly looks like a UFO cattle mutilation.
>>326808
corpse desecration? drained and dumped?
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>>326841
That still seems like a lot of work, even for le Vámpir. We'd have more to go on with more photos, but alas...
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>>326844
+1
draining is tough replacing would prevent collapse.
How scary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8xqSbdZpFs

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>>326686 (OP) 
Yes, except actually.
Is this sharty now?
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>>326825
Nobody uses those soyjak sites anymore, all memes and medias associated with sharty and etc are just made by and posted from people who uses twitter and other social medias or none at all or in between. Speaking as a gen-Z with experience.
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>>326829
That doesn't explain the present user counts, post rates etc of the sharty, assuming that you're not running psyops for the sharty.
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>>326686 (OP) 
>>326813
>faggy.shitty

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I jerked off so hard my dick is swollen, what do?
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>>316760 (OP) 
>wat do thread
Vgh, time to save Evropa by beating myself retarded to vileschlomo goldsteinberg's hardcore gay nigger midget porn while mounted on my bad dragon™ dildo.
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>>316802
I have a funny story about that...
>be me
>teenager fuckwit with NO sexual experience
>discovered jacking off by accident in the shower
>Hear lube makes it better, lotion,etc.
>Decide to use baby oil that's already in the bathroom while jackin' it under the shower flow
>takes longer than usual, baby oil is actually emulsifying with the water and friction
>finally, as the hot water starts to run out, get my release
>just not that good--you know, the weak spurt and too quick goodfeels
>dry off and get dressed
...Later
>about to go to bed, have to piss one last time
>HOLY FUCK!! My dick has swollen up to 5x it's original girth while flacid
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK...Did I break myself??
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>swollen
round 2?
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>>316760 (OP) 
Your body says you're not done, Anon.

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