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Not shit taste edition.
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Animation by oo0mmd
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Hot outside?
Treat your loli to some ice cream
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>"microphone muted"

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The reason there is so much material calling pornography and masturbation harmful is because we live in a misandrist world. Per Chomsky's Propaganda Model, of COURSE it would be deemed harmful, because it attacks the matriarchal power structure. If Western men wish to destroy the feminist power structure, then the answer would be to masturbate MORE. It would be to stay in a state of perpetual post-nut clarity that would thereby cause the entire female beta orbiter economy to collapse.
The easiest way to do this is by increasing R&D into robot waifus. Robot waifus are the long-term solution to the collapse of the West. Given how females would not be able to compete with robot waifus, beta bux inflows to the misandrist economic machine would stop, completely halting it and leading to a patriarchal superstructure reversal.
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>>328626
>leave it in the open to air out for 3 hours
30 minutes is enough.
>The silicone reeks of cum and some special bacteria will grow on the cum + silicon mixture.
Use triclosan soap.
>Sex bots dont work.
>Only real pussy works.
Sex bots haven't been made yet, and why the fuck wouldn't they have self-cleaning measures?
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>>328632
We are more likely to see something shock your brain into hallucinating having sex or having a wife/gf
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>>328633
>We are more likely to see something shock your brain into hallucinating having sex or having a wife/gf
I don't know about brain-shocking or hallucination, but full-dive VR might be closer than fully functional sexbots that are indistinguishable from the real thing.
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>>328636
Probably a bunch of expensive things, the circus will have more ways to feed your brain stimulus.
>>327804
> (22.9MB, 3429x4096) 
How the heck?

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What is this Chan about and what does it offer? I like to try new things.
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>>328583
>But I did NOT say it's a honeypot, did I?
Semantics, or maybe not, I don't care much either way.
>shitheel trolls who get off on sandcastle kicking
If "trolls" are kicking down your "sandcastles" maybe it's because they're ugly? Maybe you're placing your "sandcastles" in the wrong place? It could even be that you aren't even making "sandcastles" at all but something else entirely and then lash out at whatever processes of entropy you happen to be trying to usurp at the time.
>>328584
We migrated here and elsewhere. Ubele was banned off of /k/ here after a week of them being polite despite anons warning them about him, while /fascist/ banned him within 48 hours compared to OC taking him in for a year plus.
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>>328478
I have that plush
>>328586
Meow?
>>328581
Can you expand on purity rules?

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So, did the Nanking Massacre really happened? Or is a lie manufactured by ZOG to distract us from the warcrimes of the anglo-zionist alliance? I don't ask about the holocaust because I already know that one.
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>>316374 (OP) 
yes. its part of why japan is based
>>318386
Source?
>>316374 (OP) 
100% fake, an anime girl would never do such atrocity. Japan is completely pure and all the anime girls there are free of any sin and also don't poop, ever.
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>>328602
>all the anime girls there are free of any sin and also don't poop, ever.
Watch Yani Neko.

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I'm going to start reading about so-called "microaggressions." This way when a negro or racial minority starts talking to me, I can respond by saying something like "Where are you from?" Which will immediately make them think I'm an asshole and stop talking to me
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>>327566
Nigger
>>327558
Tranny. Die.
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>>327301
any updates?
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>>327821
Only "lost footage'' releases...
...Uh, you did mean the horse, right?
>>327558
>purple colored power in picrel.

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This is the final home training, for everybody. Beginners and advanced.
Start doing this if you don't train yet.
Minimal equipment is needed. No commuting to gym, everything at home in your room.
Set your calendar to remind you about training on Friday.
Build health, strength, esthetics. All little girls will be yours after this.
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I have gout in my ankle, what should I do if I'm having a flare up? Do another set of back and chest exercise? Find a seated cardio routine to do in its place?
Speaking of, should I incorporate cardio to build stamina, or will this do just fine?
Also, how important is good form for a push up? I realized I arch my back whenever I do them, and I think I plant my hands too high up.
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>>327758
>Speaking of, should I incorporate cardio to build stamina, or will this do just fine?
That's up to you.
>Also, how important is good form for a push up?
Fairly important.
>I realized I arch my back whenever I do them
Which is not what you want to do.
>I think I plant my hands too high up
Not super ultra mega important, you just end up training different muscle groups.
If you want a standard of sorts, when the Spanish armed forces have their recruits do pushups, they have them position their hands so that when they're in the downward position of the pushup, their thumbs are touching their nipples.
>>327621
That was actually cool. Not certain how effective it is. Loooking at the chart 6, level 12, a person would have to be insanely fit to accomplish it.
Hardest thing for me isn't the training part, I managed to be quite consistent workout out at home. What I'm missing is regularly going outside for a walk, and that's as important as working out if not more.
But although telling myself I can have a session while watching something or replying to emails between sets, I find it mentally harder to tell myself I'll be out for an entire hour.
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>>328542
>What I'm missing is regularly going outside for a walk
It's said that a habit can be formed in 21 days.
if you make a concerted effort to take the walk after eating your last,(or even better, your ONLY, ) meal for the day, you will achieve what you want.
You can do it anon. You will WIN if you just put in a modicum of effort.

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I'm losing it. But seriously though, not like "please give me attention I'm so unique and crazy XD", I'm legitimately losing my mind. Loneliness is crushing my soul. I don't know what to do, every single moment I'm just trying to find a way not to be reminded of the notion of being completely unwanted by everyone. Yesterday I broke down three times, and twice again today since I woke up. Where did I go wrong? Why must I endure this alone? Have I not suffered enough already? I have no motivation to do anything. I wish there was a "skip to next chapter" button in real life so that I could just avoid this, even if it meant losing 10 years of my life, after all, the past 3-4 years of my life have been nothing but complete stillness and trying to cope with my situation. Now I don't even have the strength to do that. Everything bores me, even the things I like I can't do for more than a few minutes. Every day, every hour, every minute, every second is just being painfully aware that I'm alone in this. I think I need help, but I also think there's no one who can help me but myself because everyone, and I mean everyone, has turned their backs on me. I feel defeated, a person can't carry all this pain, it's overwhelming and it's drained me of all my energy.
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>>328445
didn't read
>>328443
>IDK who that is, But I'd fuck the wheels off her.
Like pottery. Bravo Vince.
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>>326989 (OP) 
"It’s just human nature. We all need someone to kiss us goodbye."
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I use a bread box, but leave it open and inside a fridge
What does it make me?
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>>328391
This was just a normal post, wtf is wrong with u anons
>>328413
would
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>I use a bread box, but leave it open and inside a fridge
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>>328325 (OP) 
>I use a bread box, but leave it open and inside a fridge
>What does it make me?
Far less likely to encounter roaches than someone who leaves an open bread box on the kitchen counter.
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>>328395
Boomer.

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>>328399
You are not a real pirate.
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>>328401
Define REAL Pirate
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>>328402
Not you.
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Real pirate here. Back in the day, I pirated this game and beat it.
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sage

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>can't post a gachimuchi thread without a butthurt newfag mod deleting it 
>some newfag keeps shitting up threads 
This board has changed.
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Happy birthday, Billy...
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>>304853 (OP) 
Me on the bottom right
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>>328318
>bottom 
Yeah we know you are.
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>>328329
FUCK YOU
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>>328314
Ass we can

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