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What would your story plot be if you were a hentai protagonist?
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>>327522
>hit on
Did you mean molest?
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>>327526
Naw, he means ryona. 
>>327521 (OP) 
There would be handholding and sex in the missionary position for the soul purpose of procreation!
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>>327529
>ryona
Is that a japanese name?
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>>327521 (OP) 
I'd be a perverted lesbo girl in a Yuri hentai where I am aggressively dyking every other girl that I can throughout my life, and the show would just follow my sexcapades from my youngest years to my oldest age. There would be scenes of me seducing my best friends, or going out into the street to pick up strangers, or turning my love of homophilic sex between females into a source of financial revenue.

I'd pioneer a technology that allows me to fertilize the eggs of other girls with my own, and make an insertable strapless phallus that enables me to actually feel it like it was my own dick once one half of it is inside my pussy, allowing me to become a pseudocyborg pseudofutanari who knocks up a lot of lesbian, bi, and even straight anime bitches with a fake dick bigger than Jonah falcons monster meat.
>>327531
Its like guro lite.
Theres violence but no gore, the girl just gets beaten up or something like that rather then being harmed in some more graphic way.

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Reminder that being a politician is the only position in the world that could get mulitiple people killed yet doesn't have any qualifications. Plato was right
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>>327501
I wish I would type this insight myself, one that evolution is more about persistence, and not quantity. Winning a long game is a better measure of success than flooding the maximum possible space unconditionally. Even if the second is often instrumental in the first.
>>327517
zoomer, learn to read
>>327489
>claims to do actual philosophy
>begins his argument with a conclusion instead of a premise
Holy heckin' begging the question, batman! Is that an assertion fallacy?? You wouldnt be working back from a conclusion, would you???
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>>327524
The question I began with is the question ethics aims yo address which is "what should I be trying to do?"
Then I went to the popular answers and through questioning of why they thought as they did and valued things as being important, I broke them all down to an individual pursuit of maximizing ones own personal subjective experience of gratification/joy, and minimizing ones suffering/misery, and what they are advocating for seems to be what they expect to be the best way of achieving that ratio for themselves.
And someone who is an egoist, amoralist, or realist might stop there, but I interrogated the experiences of pleasure and pain, happiness and sadness, to then go to evolution, seeing that the principles which produced such sensations and emotions in response to stimuli make for their own criteria of morality, and after that, I looked out further to ask what the endpoint that evolution seems to be heading toward, and then propose the acceleration toward that end as being the highest and most objective end that out actions may be judged by.
Because morality as a set of rules needs a goal to mark what we consider to be doing it right from. Without knowing what we are meant to be approaching, we cannot establish any ruleset to optimize that approach.
>>327514
>Plenty of 'true' ethics and philosophy is doing things you dislike or hate, which very much don't make you feel good

Then why do them?

>Here's some actual philosophy and ethics instead: a lot of you don't want to do is usually a sign of what is actually right to do. 

And what is right to do?

Let me make a prediction: you are going to propose that either its about what makes you feel mist good and least bad in overall terms over the long run. Such as enduring a hellish life on earth in service to others for the sake of being rewarded with infinite paradise in heaven after you die. Notice that you still are minimizing pain/sadness and maximizing pleasure/happiness for yourself.

Or maybe you will pull an omelas where you can be someone who sacrificed their own pleasure and endures pain for the sake of others who receive more pleasure and less pain as a consequence, which seems selfless until I point out the pleasure one who would do such a thing would derive from having done so, and the pain one would receive from failing to do so, especially when the beneficiaries are ones kin and those they know and love like family and friends. Lastly, I find that most who make these sorts of claims tend to be hesitant once the call is made for them to actually be the one who goes through with it by the situation. 

#notall but I've noticed that the Utilitarians and deontologists and abrahamics are full of nimbys who expect to be the beneficiary of their ideas, but not the ones who suffer or die for their sake.

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Why do you jerk off? What is the reason?
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>>325493
It's kinda funny advice since it's a Tantra technique for building vital energy instead of "dissapating it"
I find that while abstinence is best, there is a vast difference in post-Ball-drainage energy levels  between ejaculation right before any given task,(physical,) and ejaculation, followed by a full sleep cycle.
The latter can be refreshing and good for mental clarity, while the former is physically draining of energy, and leads to quicker fatigue, and a shorter temper/tolerance for obstacles.

Either way, Great Apes in captivity masturbate a LOT, and in the wild, not so much and usually for stress relief after conflict.
Fapp for thought.. Or, if you prefer, mental masturbation.
>>325135
>HACK-SEX.jpg
This have just remind me, where are the "cyber-sex" that I we're prommised to happend everywhere? All of the old people and old sci-fi media and old posters promised me that.
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>>325493
There's a reason male doctors ask about sex drive.  Basically if you're not horny something is WRONG WITH YOU AS A MAN in terms of health be it physical or mentally. This anti jackoff stuff is a peak astroturfed meme which origins are shitty attempts at social engineering at best. 

The shitty astroturf is not based on human need or health but on Porn. The death grip and weird fetish crap is also a problem. Porn is a genuine concern but how about don't watch it and just use your imagination. 

People are so dumb i swear. These boards are full of tranny feds and malcontents trying to gaslight people into all kinds of crazy dumb shit.
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>>324663 (OP) 
I get to sleep faster.
>>324674
"Turning Japanese was a song about masturbation. The title is a euphemistic and somewhat controversial reference to the squinty face guys make when they reach their climax. Though I highly doubt that any Japanese person would take offense to the term and the meaning its paired with."

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>have to work on Independence Day
>hate being American
>work in retail
>it's another gay boomer hat 
<"Thank you for your service!"
>all this increased traffic
>it hits 12am and they start up with the retarded bombz
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>>327424
>I just hope this isn't as embarrassing as the Army's "parade" a while back.
Embarrassment averted?
Anon lost the chance to cash up on patriotism.
Just get a tip box with some stars and stripes stickers and put a bait quote like "all tips goes to make a better America".
And then you get all of it. America will be better, for you.
Nothing more American than getting money from retards.
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>Sup my fellow patriotic niggas
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

250 >GLORIOUS YEARS OLD!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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Age verification, phone based identity verification, know your customer, and minimum age requirements online are all good steps towards addressing problems that have long needed solving. But there is an elephant in the room: Software that poses a cyber security threat.

Look at webpages like the following:
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/index.html
https://live.sysinternals.com/tools/
https://www.geogeo.gr/
https://www.autohotkey.com/
http://www.malsmith.net/
https://winscp.net/eng/index.php
http://stevemiller.net/apps/
https://ehiti.de/katmouse
https://cygwin.com/
https://www.httrack.com/
https://rufus.ie/en/
https://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Freeware&DS=0
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ping 192.168.1.255
Hehehehehe
Wait, I dun goofed. Nowadays it's:
systemd-niggerctl ping 192.168.1.255
are these posters genuinely retarded or are they just acting along with OP?
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This is now a Brazil thread
>>315015
yes they are. we need identity verification to prevent cyber bullying, cheating in games, revenge porn, terror grooming, etc etc etc etc

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this game fucking sucks
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>>327336
> and then turned their wacky sci-fi series into a brown and bloom murrica stronk recruitment tool where you take on the entire Middle East (but not Israel) and China. 
That's ... not correct. It parodies all the factions, while simultaneously underlining how hypocritical each of them are by the sheer brutality of the actual means used. Westwood's image of GDI as the good guys (which are canonically a continuation of globohomo, the EU, and the UN) is far more of positive, but even they are shown to be callous towards mutants and everyone else who gets in their way through soft means instead of Nod's overt violent means.
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>>327336
the "anthrax" is actually brown girl feet smell
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>>327345
What if someone modded all toxin weapons to be a brown color, made all GLA units reskinned to a dalit brown, and used AI to go over all lines with a curry accent?
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Your mom sucks too op but we dont make threads about it.
There is a reason this game is one of the most modded and played games of all times.
>>327336
I really enjoyed the missions watching those darn useless civies turn to green goo and melt, wasnt as much fun as red alert 2 where the reds paradropped onto the vacation beaches and had the fat americans running around and get irradiated.
Generals was kind of a fuck up like everything ea laid its hands on, but it turned out pretty ok, compared to cnc3 or even ra3(whos only selling point is the porn).
>>327338
I think they hit the spot in tiberian sun, gdi was this sort of goodie twoshoes faction, arrogant and too sure of itself in its own right, with no real plan, the people in it just thought they did the right thing.
Kind of like nod also did what they thought was the right thing of their own, unorthodox and brilliant, the noddies had little to lose and lots to gain driven by genius revolutionary vision and united the people abandoned by gdi, not even because of malice but incompetence and arrogance.
It is a brilliant portrait of opposing view points, while one faction is the overertly good and the other the bad, its not really that simple and presents a very unique contrast of ideology and politics that can be rarely found elsewhere, in most games its just downright good guys vs bad guys figh
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>>327349
>shartillery inbound saaaar

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>>327387
Not every show can spam all genres for profit like Frieren nor can they all be neverending cash grabs like Naruto or One Piece.
>>327249 (OP) 
>>327386
It's worse than you think. 
Average week-day is 
>7* hours sleep
>8 hours working
>1 hour in traffic
>4-6 hours doomscrolling and staring at a character of a videogame
*many adults miss sleep to scroll on phones and about 20% of Americans suffer sleep disorders related to phone usage.

This leaves only 2 hours left for actually living. 
Your parents had 8 hours of free time but phone addiction has eaten away at this. Doomscrolling and videogames is just data gathering and consumerism, which enriches the fiends who make us waste more than 50% of our day doing miserable and meaningless tasks for them.
>>327249 (OP) 
Time welll spent zzzzzzzzzzz
The heat wave overlaps for me with sleep irregularities. It's just more comfortable to be active at night and to sleep through the day.
>>327249 (OP) 
Do meth and you'll never sleep again

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Was medieval period that “based” and “redpilled” as christians trying to depict? I know nothing about medieval times but I doubt this christian imagery of that times is accurate.
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>>327237
>universalism
Treating someone else like you expect to be treated only works as much as the other party is as much alike to you in their values and outlook. 
Universalism is quite optimistic to propose that satisfactory compromise is always possible.
>>317486 (OP) 
Its hard to say because the medieval period was approx. 1000 years, so its difficult to summarize or generalize. A thousand years is so lang that, if you went back a thousand years from today, half the period would still be the medieval period.
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>>327268
>half...(that time is) the medieval period
the former half, right...right?!
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>>327311
Yes, anon. The former.
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IT IS TOO FUCKING HOT
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>>327144 (OP) 
Try ignoring it
>IT IS TOO FUCKING HOT
OP might not be brown? wow just wow
>>327144 (OP) 
Your tax dollars at work...
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would not know.
>>327144 (OP) 
No shit retard. It's summer

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