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Why do you jerk off? What is the reason?
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>>324663 (OP) 
WEIRD thread...
Not everybody "whips it"
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>>324663 (OP) 
The reason for why I fap changed over the years. When I was a teen and during my NEET years I fapped because I was bored and had time to explore things that got me horny. After becoming a wagie I now fap to calm myself down for the future work I have to do. I hope to find a better substitute for fapping when trying to destress. Fapping sucks when you have work related worries and flashbacks every few moments.
To avoid wanting to deal with women.
>>324663 (OP) 
To cum
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>>324663 (OP) 
Because you keep putting shit like this in front of me, how could i not?
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>>324737
Kek!
>>324663 (OP) 
For stress relieve and pleasure
You should try fapping but not ejaculating. Yes it feels really urgent to cum in the moment, but there's no actual rational reason to do so; you aren't going to make a son. When I fap, like most people it prevents me from getting any work done for the next 3 days. But as long as I don't cum, that doesn't happen. Then you can just go piss as normal 10 minutes later and it feels just as relieving.
>>324763
Noted.
>>324763
Noted
>>324663 (OP) 
for Suka
>>324763
Note
>>324663 (OP) 
Makes the horny go away for a little bit.
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>>324663 (OP) 
i don't jerk off and i hate porn because its cuckoldry watching another guy fuck someone.

i just watch naked women show their female anatomy like a creepy serial killer. too bad most bitches are blown out and disfigured or too retarded to put up a good angle.
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>>324663 (OP) 
My body forces me to cum and I don't have a pussy around my house, otherwise I'd fuck it.
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>>324663 (OP) 
>Why do you jerk off? What is the reason?
Either you're a woman (in which case, tits or gtfo), or you have issues with your sex drive, for which you should talk to your doctor.
>>324763
You might be one of those people who don't get blue balls.
>>325107
>i hate porn because its cuckoldry watching another guy fuck someone
Don't watch IRL pornography.
>>325114
>I don't have a pussy around my house, otherwise I'd fuck it.
Ever heard of onaholes and/or Fleshlights?
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>>325117
Well Sheeeeeit!
I'm pretty new here and all, but do most of you fuckers not know how to make a FiFi?
Even low-IQ niggers know that shit.
>buy dollar store/poundshop 1 pint tumblers, PLASTIC! usually 4pk.
>Buy dollar store/poundshop 6pk of foam dish scrubbies like >PICREL 1
>jam 4 of the scrubbuddies into a tumbler, leaving a Smol hole through the center
>Green side OUT for obvious reasons.
>Now put a latex or nitrile glove, fingers first, through the hole in the sponges.
>cuff of the glove is pulled up and around the lip of the tumbler
>affix with string or a rubber band if you're worried about it coming off.
>Drop of CHEAP K-Y jelly knock-off lube in the "PUCKER"
>Beat that dick like it owe you Munny, muthaFUKKA!!
>Hide your shame out of prying eyes; but still withing 10 seconds of retrieval
>Be certain to swap the glove out EVERY TIME!
>Now take the 6 retaining screws out of the door panel (fig6) and guide the Window control arm carefully past the Actuator, and any speaker components in the retaining clips
>Fuck like you would a nasty 3DPD, and then microwvae the frozen snack of your choice.
>DO NOT use petroleum based lubricants,(Babby oil, vaseline, Soul-Glo, The Ⓚosher fat of 3 year old Goyim children,{Not petroleum, but EVIL is just as bad}, nor vegetable oils like Rapeseed nor SöYbean goyls, *Coconut is okay, Beef tallow is a little weird, but won't kill you...much)

>Shiii is CASH, Nigga,(I'm working on my Ebonics for my inevitable prison sentence for posting here against the jews and serving drinks occasionally...)
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>>325117
>Don't watch IRL pornography
i dont want to see dicks like a faggot, 2d or 3dpd
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>>324663 (OP) 
I het super horny hangovers after a night of heavy drinking.
End up cranking it like 10 times.
>>325135
The potato starch onahole featured in the Shimoneta anime is probably better than this.
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>>325188
Pov is objectively not any of those things.
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>>325107
>he jacks it to 3dpd

>>325188
>i dont want to see dicks like a faggot
<touches a dick like a faggot while masturbating
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>>324663 (OP) 
people die every day. and for what? nothing
plane crash, train wreck...
bosnia? pick your tragedy
sniper in a restaurant, fifteen dead, story at eleven, what do we do?
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>>325207
how do I stop being attracted to 3dpd?
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>>325199
[X] but chexxed
IDGAF if you want to fuck a bowl of strawberry jello, What I posted was a Fifi+, truly it's arguable as to whether a real vegene vs. your own hand is better than all else combined, but The potata starch one looks like it's a whole lotta bullshit to go through just for a "OnaHole" that will ROT in less than a week.
you might as well stick your clam-digger into a mop water soaked bag of garbage from a Mcdonalds dumpster at that point.
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>>325210
<Cum and See...
>>325207
never admitted to fapping, which makes me 0% gay
>>324763
This didn't work for me, the horny comes back sooner and stronger than ever
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>>324663 (OP) 
its a condition of mental divergence. i find myself on the planet ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on pluto. but even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. i am mentally divergent, in that i am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here
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>>325493
It's kinda funny advice since it's a Tantra technique for building vital energy instead of "dissapating it"
I find that while abstinence is best, there is a vast difference in post-Ball-drainage energy levels  between ejaculation right before any given task,(physical,) and ejaculation, followed by a full sleep cycle.
The latter can be refreshing and good for mental clarity, while the former is physically draining of energy, and leads to quicker fatigue, and a shorter temper/tolerance for obstacles.

Either way, Great Apes in captivity masturbate a LOT, and in the wild, not so much and usually for stress relief after conflict.
Fapp for thought.. Or, if you prefer, mental masturbation.
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