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Well Sheeeeeit!
I'm pretty new here and all, but do most of you fuckers not know how to make a FiFi?
Even low-IQ niggers know that shit.
>buy dollar store/poundshop 1 pint tumblers, PLASTIC! usually 4pk.
>Buy dollar store/poundshop 6pk of foam dish scrubbies like >PICREL 1
>jam 4 of the scrubbuddies into a tumbler, leaving a Smol hole through the center
>Green side OUT for obvious reasons.
>Now put a latex or nitrile glove, fingers first, through the hole in the sponges.
>cuff of the glove is pulled up and around the lip of the tumbler
>affix with string or a rubber band if you're worried about it coming off.
>Drop of CHEAP K-Y jelly knock-off lube in the "PUCKER"
>Beat that dick like it owe you Munny, muthaFUKKA!!
>Hide your shame out of prying eyes; but still withing 10 seconds of retrieval
>Be certain to swap the glove out EVERY TIME!
>Now take the 6 retaining screws out of the door panel (fig6) and guide the Window control arm carefully past the Actuator, and any speaker components in the retaining clips
>Fuck like you would a nasty 3DPD, and then microwvae the frozen snack of your choice.
>DO NOT use petroleum based lubricants,(Babby oil, vaseline, Soul-Glo, The Ⓚosher fat of 3 year old Goyim children,{Not petroleum, but EVIL is just as bad}, nor vegetable oils like Rapeseed nor SöYbean goyls, *Coconut is okay, Beef tallow is a little weird, but won't kill you...much)
>Shiii is CASH, Nigga,(I'm working on my Ebonics for my inevitable prison sentence for posting here against the jews and serving drinks occasionally...)