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any se(a)men here? I'm considering joining the merchant navy as there are pretty much no other prospects or options left for me, can anyone tell me what it's like and if it's a good idea? do I have to become gay to join? is the pay + experience worth it? do you go mad being months at sea? 30+ little to no working skills, very little education and very very very very very desperate. I have almost nothing to leave behind besides what's left of my family.
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>>327968
All the more reason for your own connection.
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Hijacking this thread to talk about the Onedin Line. Whenever this guy barks orders to the ship workers, the specific terminology he uses along with his accent makes me feel like a complete ESL, i can only barely understand him. He's easy enough to understand otherwise when he talks to any of the Onedins.
>>327702
>find a gold mine
Getting into the French Guyana part of the Legion is supposedly difficult, they have limited spaces.
>the idea of having to learn french
They'll teach you there, though it won't really be a lot of french, it'll only be enough for you to understand and execute orders. They don't really want recruits to learn a lot of french because that means you will compete with them for higher ranks.
>most recruits are browns
What recruits the Legion gets depends on the time; back after WW2, they got a shit ton of old Nazi German soldiers escaping Germany.
They no longer accept Russians and Ukrainians.
Also, they like and prefer thirdies because people from comfortable first world countries are more likely to desert and fuck off back home if things get dicey; they want people desperate enough to actually stay and work in the shit conditions, mopping floors more often than shooting with rifles.
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>>327995
nigga you're retarded
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>>327996
I can't proofread posts until i've already made them. I don't know why.
I am also interested in this as per >>329158

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Post things you've recently learned about. Apparently, men who find fat women attractive are attracted to them due to stress. I've also learned about about Jean Pain's composting system where he could use it to heat his house and obtain methane from it to power an electric generator and use it for cooking. He essentially used it for all his energy needs and it lasts 18 months no less
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>>324061
Well, the idea is,(and is sound if you don't have antagonistic NIGGERS trying to fuck you over,) that you file the provisional, then pitch it to the companies who would be interested with an NDA, then THEY would assume the cost of the lawyer side of things...
Honestly, with the way niggers game EVERY White system, I wouldn't doubt that there's a pipeline directly to Chinkland with massive kickbacks for them.
>>295509 (OP) 
>Apparently, men who find fat women attractive are attracted to them due to stress.
stress from not finding any women or just stress in life?
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>>329336
Though people love to say correlation does not equal causation, I'm pretty sure that, with what hypergamy is like, and with how most men are not faggots, that stress in this case is from having no PIV sex as in this case correlation = causation. When do men not want sex, and yet women get it easier ironically, pushing their self esteem up so high that they see the average male as under average when with men they really do see women that are average as average in contrast. Women don't need sex and crave it like a man so this would drive men to lower their standards and usually a woman looks fine if she is thin and young. If a woman you have to be thin and young, that's it, she made it, but a man has to have a big dick and be physically fit and have money, and that means due to hypergamy you must have a bigger than average penis and or bigger than average wallet and or better than average physique to get with an average female at best. Having a fit body is physical torture, having money is mental torture and or physical torture, having a big penis is not even a choice, so stressed chubby stress eating poorfag dicklets fuck fat girls to feel wanted and like they are a successful man as only fake males never have sex and babies. If you don't fuck girls you may as well troon out, at least you'll look prettier in the mirror for yourself, and then half of them that do that commit suicide due to still being so u
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>>329343
why delete this
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>>329350
Because I already corrected myself ages ago here: >>295762

Many of my drives have an ideal botany file and they list olives as salt and it haunts me enough to have accidentally corrected myself twice. I should have put in celery. Olives are good for olive oil but they take forever to grow in comparison to rapeseed flowers for oil so really olives are not worth it. I'd post my ideal botany file from years ago but it's probably not even on this drive anymore. Nope. Don't got it. Lentils were at the top of the list. I could have sworn that I read somewhere that olive trees pulled sodium out of the dirt more than anything else but I must have dreamed it then typed it out and used my own notes as a guide over the years to get the olive thing so baka'd. 

Screw olives. Screw the botany file as well as knowing what plants you want the most and knowing about them are two different things. Botany implies I could plant them all in one region and know enough to do so, of which would take far too much research and would also be impossible.  My original thought experiment involved a biosphere 2.0 dome environment though, a giant vivarium, so I did not care. I wanted to disappear from society underground and have basically a vivarium under the ground with solar panels hidden on top of tree canopies trailing wires that looked like vines into the ground
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Genetic Dud is dead lol
https://shows.acast.com/im-from-the-internet-a-podcast-about-somethingawfulcom/episodes/the-late-great-fredrick-brennan-part-one
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>>311089 (OP) 
>died a month ago 
Just another reason to hate the news. Like with advertising, it's never designed for me to like it. >>311149
False Messiahs and or false hope. 
>be your own hero bro
>>311152
Anarchy was to 'meme' politics huh? Too bad it's always the other way around.
>>311370
There was a point to be made?
h
He's still dead.
I can't believe that the bone goblin died gay with a literal something awful troon.

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How many donuts can you eat per day and still stay preem?
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At present, six in a day.
>>329042
fuck anyone with lips like that
>>329033 (OP) 
if you're <25 then it doesn't matter
if you're > 25 and <30 then probably 3
if you're >30 probably 1
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>>329033 (OP) 
1. Find basal metabolic rate calculator
2. Figure out how many calories are in your donuts, and how many are in your budget for maintaining weight
3. Profit
>>329125
Don't project your bad genes onto me

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You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor, and a cuck. And one night, he goes off cringier than usual. Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, with me watching, he ground pounds her onto the floor, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the iphone on zzzchan. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" Sticks the phone in my face... "LET'S PUT A POST ON THAT IMAGEBOARD!"
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>>329026
Why so cringey?
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>>329005
kek
>>329027
fagman
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>>329030
Vito?
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The Eurasian genome is a mystery to be deciphered
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Totally golden manu.
>>329291 (OP) 
Id get it pregnant
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>>329303
What is that thing?
If i didnt see the makeup i would say it was one of these mutant experiments made in one of these cloning labs.
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This is undeniably the demon realm.

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Since we don't have a /lit/ board, let's have a /lit/ thread. 
What's your favorite book anon?
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>'Brrap!' said my anus loudly, surprising me as well as my father. 
>He put the magazine down and stared into space over my head, smiling wisely as I cleared my throat and flapped the hem of my dressing-gown as unobtrusively as I could.
>I could see his nostrils flex and quiver.
>'Lager and whisky, eh?' he said, nodding to himself and taking up his magazine again. 
>I felt myself blush and I gritted my teeth, glad he had retreated behind the glossy pages. 
>How did he do that?

Top tier dad.
Now something about least favorite books I would rather warn about than recommend. For me, reading Francis Fukuyama and Piers Anthony were the biggest wastes of time and brain cells of my youth, subjectively, when I still had enough brain cells to regret wasting them. I would be far better off staying away from their works, in hindsight. The idiom about metaphorically "nutritionally void" literature comes to mind. The expression loaned from Korean.
>>232457 (OP) 
With everything that has been learned on the chans over the decades, surely there is enough knowledge here to produce a really good reading list/curriculum.
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>>329180
Here specifically? No; maybe in 2021, at a stretch, but not anymore.
Lots of charts for you to look at on 4/lit/ archives though. The libraries on 8chan are all dead though. The less said about Frenschan, the better.
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>>329223
True. That time has past. There used to be incredible book/lit/reading threads. There are a lot of charts, the point I was attempting to make is that there are probably too many of them.

I do miss when we used to have, for lack of a better word, mandatory reading and watching for people. I think those thing actually really helped develop chan culture to something higher than just shit posting.

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>>329196
Typing pattern of the huwait wahmyn detected. Deploying trigger-the-niggerlover-lover protocols.
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>>329205
Far more effective femarxist repellent than low-hanging-fruit, low-iq edgelord gore.
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>>329196
Trolling is a art, and I'm a flamewarlord. Don't not be a stranger, just hit me with ur best shot. My memes are danker than you're is.
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>>329205
>>329208
lol
even if you swap places, the result is the same
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I don't care for NTR by itself, but people who vehemently oppose it turning around and lowering themselves to it is hot to see.

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>be me 7 years ago
>friends with this girl since hs let's call her A
>don't have many friends let alone female ones so obviously I always liked her
>the two of us are we're pretty close compared to the rest of our friends group
>never had the balls to tell her fearing rejection
>one day through friends of friends this guy gets introduced to our group let's call him B
>in time he becomes B close with A and since I'm also close to her he collaterally becomes close to me
>the three of us end up hanging out together a lot
>he's a pretty cool guy, I honestly can't fault him for anything
>he helps me when I need and was always a bro to me and we hung out together on our own a bunch of times no problem
>but whenever we hang out with A I notice all of A's attention, which previously was mostly mine, is now focused on B
>every time we hang out I feel like I'm the third wheel
>I begin feeling jealousy and resentment towards B and being sorta paranoid I start thinking he was nice to me just to get to her
>a year passed since B got introduced to us and he's now as close to A as I ever was despite me knowing her for way longer
>these thoughts and feelings working their way through me and it starts showing
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>>329155
>I'd transition but I'm too tall and big boned.
What would be your trans name?
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>>329154
Same here, i was considered fairly attractive, i make no effort for looks, in fact i look like a bum and i like it, it filters out the superficial people and the more interesting ones tend to approach you.
I have had some fairly attractive women make hints at me but i pussied out, i have slight regrets like every man would, but in the end its better than getting involved in their shit and having to get aids treatment.
On the other hand how would you approach people for "contact" other than making passes at them, but its a game with no winners either way.
As some other anon said, if women want something, its for their own interest, either to fuck you over or fuck someone else over.
They piss me off so bad with their bullshit, but they all know they just entice men to do stupid shit and manipulate them then get pissed when their sick schemes backfire.
As far as i am concerned women are the source of all evil, from my observation the scheme is always the same, they lure others into their mental schemes and set themselfs up as victims and expect others to do what they envision and become upset when it does not work in their favor, they are by nature energetic black holes with no return.
In fact i spend some time thinking about this in metaphysical terms and concluded the feminine is the root source of evil.
They by nature cause evil and thus are evil, men dont behave as women claim men do when not in 
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>>329156
No anon I'm so very confused! Brain damage is heckin' valid and the reason why schizophrenia happens by age 25ish at the latest has nothing to do with how shitty people's lives are growing up, their waiting to have autonomy and trying to win at life, and when the CIA tortured people into having dementia that was all fake as well! Pain is not breaking you down into a slave with no ability to take control over your own life, it's weakness leaving the body, maggot! 
>>329157
We don't live in a meritocracy whether you're male or not. 
>>329164
LUH 3417
>>329160
Here's your (You).
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>>329178
Like actually though? I really need to know.
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>>329190
No, it would not be LUH 3417. It would be LE 69 and I would have a Yin Yang tramp stamp.

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No, just populate >>>/fit/
Brick by brick, c'mon.
>>329096 (OP) 
You gotta do reps.
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>not fit
>used to have no problem staying thin without trying
>then come 30s
>get kind of heavy
>get to at around 200lbs
>last year
>get treadmill
>start jogging
>going pretty well
>got to doing about 4 miles /day 5 days /week
>knee starts hurting
>go to PT
>guy tells me to use heating pad, stretch better, not do consecutive days
>knee starts to feel better
>start slower
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