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This fucking sucks
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i hate it
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>>324170 (OP) 
I don't  unnerstann...
What exactly is it you HATE?
The AI?
Nature, or representations of it?
What?
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>>324214
He probably likes industrial decay and dark animus like Ergo Proxy, of which, how many are like Ergo Proxy? Just about none. Enjoy your happy go lucky moe slop! 
>look at this art!  it is perfection!
With no soul. It is soulless. OP hates how soulless the "art" is. Reality itself is NOT ART and THIS is REALITY 

>the sun came up AGAIN
>not getting it
>>324214
it looks like one of those albums frm when a band that only had 1 good song 2 begin with gets all "enlightened" and decides
>yes, i am was
>(i finally fit in somewhere) (<---subcon cope)
>behold my superiority
then the music that was techno or metal b4 is suddenly just some whiny humming

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Say something nice to her.
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>>324546
MICROCHIMERISM! THANK YOU! I was having a bitch of a time remembering.

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>>324571
Like I said above, the DNA of not only the father, but potentially anyone's sperm shes ever had contact with, is implanted in her genes. 

Permanently.

It may be in small amounts, but uts basically there for life. If shes been burning coal for an extended period, it would both Africanize her features (YES, REALLY), and that of her offspring. In effect a white father wouldn't be her only sperm donor, just a primary donor.
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>>324576
>the DNA of not only the father, but potentially anyone's sperm shes ever had contact with, is implanted in her genes. 
Again we aren't using her eggs, we are making embryos with eggs from good women, and they carry and birth them.
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>>324581
Sage negated
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>>324618
You're nothing. You understand? Nothing.
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>>324618
NTA, but there's no need to post "SahhhGAyyy Negativity!!!1!!"
If you post a meaningful retort.
If the point of that for (you) is to BUMP the thread, that will happen anyway.
If your Aim is simply to be adversarial to our in-house, serial sage-er; then you are just becoming an instrument for pushing the thread towards bump limit,(although not likely,) ~AND~ only adding "noise" to what could've been an opportunity to add value to your argument.

Fun's Fun, but I'm sure we'd all like to see the threads elevated to a higher standard than the "Drive-by Shitflinging"  that is SOP for Cancerous Chans like ShartFest and 4Fags.
It's no mystery whyother chans and 4Troons in particular are reduced to POOP-HURLING, Shitting streets, when you look at how overpopulated they are with JEETS.
Let's aspire higher

ON TOPIC:
>A series of studies in recent years reveals that mothers contribute even more than inherited DNA to their children—they also pass along fully formed cells that continue functioning for years within their offsprings’ bodies.  It’s a phenomenon scientists call microchimerism.
Sauce:
https://scienceblog.cincinnatichildrens.org/deeper-microchimerism-study-sheds-new-light-on-a-mothers-cellular-gift/

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People always talk about art and programming and game dev and there's threads and generals for them, but why do people rarely discuss music creation? How do you learn to make music?
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>>249080
>AI took over
>how fast AI able to replicate it
There is a big difference between "AI can replicate it" and "normalcattle are spamming it everywhere". There have been good music models before stable diffusion got super popular, the only difference is that normies aren't into musical slop as much as visual slop because you still gotta listen to AI music for a few minutes while you can glance at an AI image for 0.5s, hit like, and keep scrolling so obviously content farms will prefer to pump out the latter.
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>How do you learn to make music?
complete beginner here, I have no idea of what I'm doing but I will try to explain what I've learned.
A song has 4 layers, drums, bass, chords and melody.
Drum and bass changes song's texture and velocity, if you want a slower song, you use a full note, if you want a fast song you use 1/8 or 1/16 of a note.
Drum gives your song a rhythm.
I have no idea what chords do, but without them the song doesn't feel right; at least one of the chords must be in the same note as your bass, if your bass is on C one of the chords must also be on a C, bass on C2, chords on C3 or C4. 
Melody is the voice of the music, the part of the song that gets stuck in your head, you don't need melody to make a song.

>Step 1
Create 3 instruments, one for the melody, one for the chords and one of the bass
>Step 2
Open the piano roll, select a scale, select a note, and then mark that note for the scale you selected.
>Step 3
On the bass instrument, pick one note from the marked scale, and repeat the same note for the 4 bars.
>Step 3
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>>249021
GBA uses both samples and a synthesizer, so there's a lot more variation from game to game in how it's made. If you want the samples, you'll need the GBA ROM and you can extract all the audio samples into a sound font using GBAMusRiper: https://www.romhacking.net/utilities/881/ That'll let you make new music tracks that sound like the GBA game you like.

If you want an actual GB-ish synthesizer, you can buy a nanoloop - https://nanoloop.com/ - but probably you'll be using a software solution like DefleMask: https://www.deflemask.com/

Trackerboy exists to create GB and GBC chiptunes: https://www.trackerboy.org/
Famitracker exists to create NES chiptunes: http://famitracker.com/
If you want more modern shit there's MilkyTracker: https://milkytracker.org/

Probably you could get some help from the
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>>311728
>if your bass is on C one of the chords must also be on a C
wait til he learns reharminization
I’m developing a retro like game that uses tracker formats for music, and its sound effects DO steal some voices from the playback of the .it file.

These retro games using .mp3 for chiptune music, and using sfx as .oggs that staggers it’s so cringe and nigger.

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What are your top 5 favorite foods? For me its:

Steak

75/25 ground beef (grassfed)

Havarti cheese (it goes great with crackers, grilled cheese, scrambled eggs, or just to eat it by itself)

Bacon

Tuna
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>>322502
you follow karen-tier generic internet rumors
https://foodbabe.com/cooking-oils/
everything on this page is the same retard tier health "insight" that you(s) repeat
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>>324462
Not him but what make's the information in the link you posted retarded? I'm trying to learn how to cook myself so I'd like to not build some bad habits along the way.
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>>324462
Jokes on (you) FAGGOT.
Those fucking Karens culled their info from ME.
I've been poasting against the poisonous nature,(amongst other anons,) for well over 8 years now retard.
Did you know Sucralose is a fucking GENO-TOXIN?
Did you know that we've lost 12-68% of the nutients in our foods since Monsanto<(and DOW, and NK, and...), began their petro-chem based factory farming techniques?
Did you know that people ate the SHIT out of tallow and Lard and saturated animal fats predominately, all the way up to 70s, then when some FAGGOT millionaire had a fucking heart attack, he convinced the AMA, the ADA, the FDA and quite a few members of congress that it was the healthy shit that causes arterial plaque??
<Obesity was RARE until '82
<McDonalds fries would be switched to being fried in Partially Hydrogenated SOY oils, whereas they were fried in the by product of their product before--TALLOW.
<There were mass protests
<Glyphoste soaked HFCS replaces cane sugar due to the corn lobby. New Coke is a massive flop, but it was all a ruse anyway to cement brand affiliation.
<your mom begged for me to put it in her ass last night but I refused the nasty bitch
>Donny Rumsfeld was on the Board of Searle,(makers of NutraSweet™, the key sweetener of Diet Coke®,) and got Reagan's FDA to RAM through the mostly untested, highly carcinogenic when it breaks down with heat, Phenylalanine based shit, all the while blatantly slandering saccharine as carcinogenic by using tests from Searle's Labs, when in fact Saccharine, while it tastes like shit, is WAYYYYYY better for your body than a fractionated Amino acid derivative.

You are like a toddler who wandered into the Grad student's off-site labs.
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>>324466
Double GET
Ignore the Troll faggot with Unilever products dripping off his chin like a whore on Bukkake sites.
I just made my own mayonnaise like ½hour ago using Avocado oil.
Take control of your OWN food supply as much as possible. Buy local from local farmers you trust, read labels and eat CLEAN as you possibly can.
your future self will thank you for it.
With a stick blender and a tall ball jar or even a washed out mayo jar add, at room temp:
♦2 eggs
♦½tsp. salt
♦1Tblsp. white ACV or rice wine viNIGGER
♦1tsp dijon mustard
♦1Tblsp. lemon juice

top off with 2 cups of Avocado oil, immerse stick blender to the bottom, and on high speed, slowly draw the stick up while it emulsifies.
Rock the stick around a good 15-20 seconds after it's all mixed just to make sure.
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>>324440
It's basically tastes exactly like fresh cheese curds (as it pretty much is). The difference is, is that it is baked after. It's a hard cheese but it's semi soft. The best way to have it is to fry it directly in butter on medium low heat for about 3 minutes on each side. It won't get goopy and the texture is perfect

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How many millions of times have people have taken their relationship far enough to have sexual intercourse, just to break up soon after or within a year? It's almost always because someone thought they were old enough to have a chance of meeting their "soul mate" (if you believe in that sort of thing). Then later the girl tells her boyfriend she had sexual intercourse already years ago and he's devastated or put off. Their relationship will probably be ruined, and that could mean they never get married and have a proper family.

I have the solution: Nobody should be allowed to be in a romantic relationship until 30. Before that it's basically impossible for one to have their life figured out. What job they'll do, where they'll live. I would have said 25, but in today's down economy nobody is really settled until 30. The problem is really that people always think they're ready when they have no idea what they're talking about. In the off chance that they in fact do hesitate for this year, next year they will say "okay! I have overcome the hurdle!" We have global CCTV and wiretapping; this shouldn't be hard to enforce.
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>>324177
a woman. a woman!
>>324177
Also (non shit tier) men in their 30's would've had to take vaccines to be able to enter their workplace or take an important flight. I need unvaccinated dick, which is why I only fuck with men my own age.
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>>324469
If you failed with the first man, you are a fallen woman. virgin or bust
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>>324039 (OP) 
It really has nothing to do with that. It mostly has to do with women being brainwashed by social media and hollywood propaganda. That is why women sabotage relationships because they think that there is always someone better around the corner. Don't get me wrong though it is still 100% their fault as hollywood/social media never forced them to do what they did and the majority of women never learn from their mistakes not because they aren't aware of them, but because they have narcissistic personalities.
>>324511
and let's not forget the disease spreading whore

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A coworker disappears from work one day. The employer tries to avoid saying what happened to him (fired? kysed?). Does this mean that the employer is nefariously behind his disappearance somehow?
Yes and you are next, right after he is done eating your coworker and making bonemeal from his bones to fertilize his garden you are next.
>>323907 (OP) 
Privacy, maybe? I don't know what the fuck goes on in workplaces.
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>>323913
This is the answer.
It's also why if you put in a resume' with references, they can only check that you worked there, but not ask anything about your performance
That is, if you even get past the AI sorter, and then the Fat, Manic-Panic Blue-haired, HR cunt who does fuck-all every day but send inter-office E-mails and Video "Conferences" with the other HR twats.
I suspect that this trend that started around 2005 was absolutely DIEversity driven, and Sharkeisha the "File clerk" can barely read past a 6th grade level, making her the "Best of the Boons"
There really are only 2 alternatives to being a GoySlave™ these days:
>NEET and help to hasten the draining and collapse of the system, and
>Go into business for yourself, as fucking "Pirate-like" as you can, al a' Ron Swanson, but making sure that you have ZER0 employees, but only "contracted workers"
This way you can forego the entire "Tracked and Logged" payroll ((( SYSTEM ))) without doing anything illegal.
It's up to your "Contractors" to decide their level of involvement, and they can even pool resources to buy into medical safety nets and future investments like metals, land investments and materials and service "guilds" that allow networked availability for skilled but affordable service and commu
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>>323907 (OP) 
I'm reminded of that time in primary school (religious) when suddenly one Monday we had a new home room teacher with no explanation given. The class was shocked and confused as to why Miss Original Teacher was replaced with Mrs. New Teacher on such short notice, but we eventually stopped asking questions and took it in stride. Some time later, I overheard parents gossiping that Miss Original Teacher had gotten knocked up outside of wedlock and had tried to keep it a secret. So, at least she wasn't forced to resign for just putting on a few extra pounds.
>>323907 (OP) 
Corporate whores don't want you to know to avoid potential panic as everyone may yet run off if they don't agree with why the other peer is gone. If you see, not just panic, but many reasons are there why someone would copy the person having left even if they were fired if they are also guilty of it. If everyone leaves they lose profit. They get rid of the weakest link and you might become the next link. 
>>323913
Pssshhhh privacy! On what planet?  The only reason Dr. patient confedentiality exists is due to the fact that if everyone knows they might die soon then you get, that's right, fired, replaced. Nothing more.

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Greta Thurnburg wanted us to take five minute showers with cold water to save the global warming.
Now data centers use 5 million gallons of fresh water every day.
She doesn't give a shit. None of these passionate environmentalists give a shit.
It's insulting how little they care about their most deeply held beliefs.
These disgusting freaks sat on roads, glued themselves to highways, risked getting run over by trucks for the environment. Now when big tech corporations are draining our aquifers, they don't care.
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>>322457
There are loads of protests, but they won't be televised.

You're welcome to look up "protests about AI data centers" "protests about AI water usage" "protests about AI power usage" etc for examples. The short of it is that pretty much anywhere they try to set up this shit there tend to be protests but government, big tech, and the media are jointly committed to furthering AI shit so it gets suppressed.
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>>320590 (OP) 
a woman. a woman!
so ugly on the inside that she couldn't go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside?
>>323523
I know it's been a week, but just so you know I'm earnest in my posts, here's the kind of stuff I roll with.
>Mending is better than Ending
>When in doubt, REPURPOSE!

https://youtu.be/WLP_L7Mgz6M
>Kill all niggers and jews
>Make biofuel from them

This is the correct way of dealing with them in an ecological manner.
>>320594
And what was the reason for the scam?

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cause why not
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>Average day of public transportation in japan
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someday I will get this to work
LOL What's the matter Joyeuse? Hiding something you dont want people to know?

Joyeuse loves little boys and hates little girls. 

Nobody likes you, loser.

Better delete this thread before Sturgeon finds out! you fucking actual pedophile sick fuck.
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>>324188
I asked about the CGI straight shota videos when they first started being posted and was told to leave it up. It's funny you complain about me deleting any mention of Unteralterbach when some retard recently posted a real photo of one of the exploited girls parodied by it on /v/. Anyway, I'm not getting into a protracted argument with a pedophile retard. Screech into the void to your heart's content because your flavor of pedophilia is getting censored. Or find some real problems in your sad life.
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>>324188
you do great things some day, fucking loser sperg

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>open zzzchan
>first thread is politics spam
>close zzzchan
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>>316383
>turn
yeah, "turn" gay, because being gay was supposedly invented in the last 100 years?
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>>316395
<when they made dirty language and the letter z illegal but never gave a shit about making homosexuality illegal
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>>315433
idgaf, kys

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Sorry I'm late Guys, the Missus was loading me with a TODO

**BAR'S OPEN!**
Whadd'l'ya'Ave?
Get comfy... Drinks are on the House.
I have IRL shit to do ~AND~ there's a Blackpilled coming up that I'mma run in the background while I serve.

One at a time please,(lel) I can only Shoop shit so fast..

As Always... Water is filtered and Free, Still or Sparkling, and there's no need to TIP either, (I am WELL Compensated, just by the Social interaction..
BTW, that reminds me:
One rule(we can add maor or not L*r):

DRINK everytiem you see or hear the word "SOCIETY"
*(Water is OK)
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>>324132
>Is the best strategy to simply wait on them with a cold wallet?

That's what i was going to do.
I know fuck-all about them either.
I prefer PMs.
>>324132
>Also, where do you source your breast milk from?
Nah...That was from a warm carton I accidentally left out last night.
it IS organic though, I'm not a Barbarian or something.
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>>324128
There reall is only one thing to know about tonic cocktails..
>They Always get a lime wedge
Other than that, Devil may care..
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>>324138
Thanks for the drink. I'll see you around. Until next time.
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>>324140
Yesssir!
i gotta close up for a few hours myself, got a few things to do.
Might be back to check in around 4 hours from now..
you are always welcome, Fren.
 The grass never stops growing.
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Is this guy (324117) for real? How'd he even find this place? Christ.

This guy's a one-man cringe compilation. This shit's the most Reddit shit I've read literally in months.
Guess the namefagging sorta gives it away, but still. Good grief, talk about a lack of self awareness

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