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How the fuck is it eugenic for women to hate their own men, try and fuck them over whenever possible and fuck inferior foreigners while asking you to take care of their baby?

>>302144
I'm not an expert on this but if women were wired to seek low quality men like your image, we would be nowhere near this level of technological advancement right now. I think the main cause is that societal pressure plays a really big role in how women do things like partner-picking.
Media and feminism pressure women to go after a specific persona while rejecting others. Don't be seen as racist, be a businesswoman and not a housewife, don't date men who do a certain thing, all that stuff. If she doesn't naturally trend to these ideas, feminism probably eats them from the inside out because they feel like they aren't meeting the standards of society.
It's funny because the goal of feminism was to let women be free from the expectations of others. But I think all that it did was instead push the expectation for girls to be an "independent woman" which forces them to make unnecessarily stupid risks like becoming a single mother. I don't know. I'm just some guy typing away in /b/.

>>302160
>I'm not an expert on this but if women were wired to seek low quality men like your image, we would be nowhere near this level of technological advancement right now
Women never had choice at any point in history until the 1960s and even then male domination was grandfathered in until the millennial generation.

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>>302235
Not him and I mostly agree, but why gen y when it started with the boomers? Why not gen x if there was a delay? Are you gen x perhaps?

>>302240
I hate how gen x is never blamed for anything but every other gen is. Now that they are old enough to be in power, gen x is, it seems a little suspicious.

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Be a thoughtless impulsive psychotic retard, why do you have to let niggers beat you down you literally made those apes into your property not even 200 years back holy fucking shit

>>302236
Get a proper resolution of image 5. I cannot read any of their fucking sources. Why do anons have to be such fucking faggots about making their infographics into unreadable low res shit?

>>302234
Pic 1 is alright except for the picture caption, but those studies are still not quite conclusive as the sample size on that research so far has been too small to make definitive claims.

Pic 3 is the most retarded take on rape I've heard yet. A lot of men get fucked up by rape too and it should be obvious that feminist women, who are the purveyors of rape culture theory, value their sex appeal less, not more. There are some good argument to be made about why feminist rape culture theory is opportunistic bullshit, but what you have is just retarded.

Pic 5 is also dumb. Women do threaten to not have sex if they are mad but what you have there isn't an intelligent argument or observation on behavior but basically angry bitching about women and how you think you're superior, which is why it nosedives in quality.

Also, you seem to insist that anyone pointing out you will never get a girlfriend must be a woman or shit, when in reality you clearly attract these sorts of remarks by the fact that all your hang-ups about women mean you are a walking red flag parade for any woman to want to date. So I will point out the obvious: You are not going to have happy or fulfilling relationships with women with the way you are going about things and decent girls will in fact avoid you.

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>>302544
You can blame me for buying all the silver, because that's what I'm doing!

>>302144
Because real men aren't supposed to care what the womminz think and are supposed to impress their will on them. It isn't cruel, its literally how they were programmed to be through thousands of years of selection. All women will claim to the contrary but the women who are happy have already internalized this truth, and women who are fundamentally incapable of accepting this are doomed to live unhappy lives, because in order for them to truly be happy it has to be given to them by their man.

>>302546
if you do this everyone of your countrymen will jump you.

Lefty&co are just men who thinks like woman, scary that It is infectious and that the result are lefty&co.

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>>302236
Not that anon, but I saw once pic related following that GirlsAskGuys website link in his third pic, long ago. Without all that superficial ornamentation.

What's with the 3:1 male to female ratio on all the dating apps? 
It really feels like there's 3 times more men than women (insert joke about only importing male rapefugees here).

But really, are they all at home gooning to "dark romance" and farming social media validation from simps while waiting on the bench for their turn with Chad?

>>302830
Dating apps basically are 0 risk and going up to a woman irl is basically asking for nothing but pain or being in jail.

>>302831
My question still stands tho.
Where are women and what are they doing

>>302832
1 of 3 possibilities[Ignoring selling her starfish online]
1. Shes fucking chad
2. She's a single mother
3. Her career

>>302557
>Also, you seem to insist that anyone pointing out you will never get a girlfriend must be a woman or shit, when in reality you clearly attract these sorts of remarks by the fact that all your hang-ups about women mean you are a walking red flag parade for any woman to want to date. So I will point out the obvious: You are not going to have happy or fulfilling relationships with women with the way you are going about things and decent girls will in fact avoid you.

tits or gtfo

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What I really just am incapable of getting, not just with the state of women, 
but so many other things in general, is why so overwhelmingly many people are okay with it.
"Bluepilled", if you will.
It's just really, really baffling to me. 

Could it really be something so stupidly simple as not knowing that things weren't always like this? 
Or some sort of belief that things should and will be like this, and that anything else is impossible?

I just don't get it.

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whats the ritual to summoning a lasagna?

>>313718
It's called cooking https://www.spendwithpennies.com/easy-homemade-lasagna/

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not a question, i just wanted to post this

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>>313721
>boil the pasta

Imagine still doing it the wrong way.  No boil cook it in the sauce is superior.

>>313737
>not eating it raw like a big ass plastic chip with cold sauce and cheese

>>313756
Oh you silly.  But seriously... learn to no boil.  It's way better.

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oy vey

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Why are most of the new posts here passive-aggressive sages?

>>313905
Did you actually analyze all posts to determine this conclusion and can readily provide data to prove such or are you just talking out of your gaped asshole per usual? Here, I'll even add one to the pile for you, but you believe every sage is "passive-aggressive" anyway. Fucking faggot.

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>>313908
If you don't spread out and diversify your bait attempts more then it just falls as a dud. 
This is compounded by how small this board is.

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>>313905
can you even try to say these are innocent people and keep a straight face

>>313905
It's their time of the month.

>>313905
>Care about the browns
Literally impossible for me
It is a pity both sides can't lose

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>>313908
my evidence prove not enough were killed

>>313916
Is a sage something to be guilty about? Weirdo.

Can we say pdfs can say they made the mistake of not being rich?

>>313973
It's a mental illness, nigger.

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For me its troons.

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I never heard of it before, and will stick to ignoring it.

very transparent attempt to advertise a site no one has heard of

>>314106
ywnbaw

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Onlyfans jew dood wat nou?

>>314190
I think at some level Elon is cool, but the ethnic interests of the rich is too strong to over come.

>>314190
S

>>314191
He'd be on the fags' side if he thought that they were more willing to kiss his ass.

>>314190
I hope the onlyfans kike sucks cocks in hell forever and i hope his family who survived him will suffer in misery and suffering until they die.
I hope his death was slow and painful.
His going away forever is a blessing, may his soul be trapped in a state of eternal agony.

Elon might be kinda sorta cool, but in the end his a globalist pawn, he always was and always will be a sellout and a jew cocksucker.

急がば回れ (Isogaba maware)
급할수록 돌아가라 (Geup-hal-surok doragara)

Lol, so is that a Japanese, or a Korean saying? Who was plagiarizing whom?

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Best fruit? For me it's strawberry. A nigger once informed me White people have it wrong and niggers prefer strawberry over grape.

>>315320
Blueberries

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What's the next step of his master plan?

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>>315323
persimmons or figs, no question

>>314841
interesting find. maybe they're both plagiarizing some older chinese, heh

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>>315320
If we're measuring by how much of them we can eat at once, then is hands down watermelon. I can take out like three of them in one sitting and I'm not even black. Half the time I don't even bother to spit the seeds.

>>315487
For me that depends on the mood and other things. For example thirst after exercise is the fastest to quench with just blackcurrant juice, despite its peculiar scent and strong taste. That taste actually helps to avoid drinking more fluids than a sensible amount, making it easier to moderate myself.

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>>315487
>hands down watermelon
<hands down watermelon
>hands down watermelon
>hands down watermelon
<hands down watermelon

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Is it really worth being frankensteins monsters cumdumpster for some fame?
You're putting your life on the line just to be astroturfed, assraped and eventually shot if you step out of line or have worn out your use as the bottom bitch.

>>315767
>>315670
Those bills are probably fake and so is the idea of a male whore. The only ones that would be paid would be not only the most attractive but also they'd have to be taking entire arms up themselves or have a gigantic penis and they'd star in porn if they did have that rather than be normal whores. I used to study craigslist personals and nobody ever even once tried selling m4m, it was literally free. Only f4m was ever whoring, that 'asking for roses' thing. m4f was not even the most posted it was just m4m, if yous ee how that works. With things like grindr nobody is paying men for sex and they would pay for sex themselves, straight men. In my state it's rather funny, just buying someone dinner and or paying to have sex with her at a hotel is considered having solicited a prostitute. That's usually how it goes down, not roses, not an escort, just your buying her dinner and or a place to stay as that is literally defined as hooking here, payment in any form for sex is being a literal whore. With how most people have sex before marriage and expect men to pay them before sex this makes concubines hookers due to legality at the very least. 

They should not have even taken down backpage nor personals as it does not stop hooking, and even if it did if you record it suddenly it's no longer hooking, so they only did it to stop people like me from noticing how unfair things are. In smaller areas you could see that for every 5 females looking for males there were about 600 males looking for females and the males for males were over a thousand. If I recall it was hard to see how many there were when it was over 1k so it was probably far higher than 1000. I wasn't about to manually count a bunch of gay shit though in retrospect I suppose I could have turned the images off.

What is calling America an experiment supposed to signal?

>>315851
That they're trying stuff and see if it works.

>>315851
You can scrap an experiment when it's going too far. Try doing the same  with countries. Even USSR lasted almost 70 years.

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>>315851
When emo fascists takeover and achieve 6 million way to commit a Holocaust.

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What do you guys think this köng tiger saw that made it angry?

>>315855
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubyanka_Building
Some traditions persist to this day, lol.

Would you take a 3 12s job that pays 20 an hour and is close, or a far away 5 8s job that pays roughly 40 an hour but it takes 5 years to get to that and it is actually 5 10s because driving there takes two hours.

>>316592
The second one. Even with travel time you're getting substantially more money.
3*12*20=720 weekly
5*(8+2)*40=2000 weekly

>>316609
Did my math wrong, you're getting 1600 per week at the second, but including travel time your hourly wage is more like 32 per hour instead of 40. Second is still the right choice.

>>316610
Don't get paid for travel

>>316611
There is a mountain of good reasons why the latter option is actually worse, but I lack the energy and interest to type them all out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tqaiosg58w
Why does a clip of Mark Mann at HWNDU play in the first few seconds of this video, which is about the fag in a Kimetsu no Yaiba shirt, trench coat and flip-flops trying to get into someones house?
At 9 minutes, another clip of Mark is played, with people claiming that that's the home invader, not Mark.

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>>313718
DON'T fuck this up.
Don't even attempt if you aren't a Gastronomical Alchemist.
One little fuck up could END YOU

>>314113
>dat CORNPOP Doe

>>315487
Sheeeeeeeeeit!
>Imagine the vinegary piss out of your ass after eating that much of a diuretic fruit...

I normally don't into Mass reply faggotry, but this chan is so slow...
Who the fuck cares?
OP:
>go to Auschwitz
Enjoy the theater, take a swim, play a game of soccer, and maybe, visit the brothel.

>>313714 (OP) 

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If you were given the position of secret ruler of a country, what would be the first few things you would do to improve it?

Force everyone and every business inside my disgusting anti-aryan shitskin shithole to clean their environment.

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>>319509
FOUND THE JEW!!

>>319507
Well, I suppose it's a question of, 'do you become an altruistic benevolent law enforcer' and ' Do you realize that the MOB is fickle and can turn on you when Whomever offers a moar cushy life?

personally, I'd go the Lao-Tzu  'Ruling a Kingdom is like cooking small fish...'   The meaning being: The less interference the better.

I'd make the money sane, Abolish Income and property tax;Use tax only and not for essential goods.
I'd  Re-Allow self segregation and Freedom of association.
...
Boy oh boi, we're gonna hafta kick out a buncha people..

yeah...

I don't wanna do it anymoar.
*(ObligatoryR*DD*T Pst-jest)

Just let it collapse, and we'll just see what shakes out, first.

BTW...
I'm out of TP

>>319511
Why did you leave your very small condom on the num lock key? 
>>319507
1) legalize duels to the death 
2) legalize all drugs, especially molly and opium
3) legalize hookers 

No one wants this so my subordinates would just ignore me I'm sure, or kill me. Sex, being able to kill a bully, drugs, these are the most important things.

>>319515
>Why did you leave your very small condom on the num lock key? 
KEK!
We got a Noooticer boys.
...there's more.

#1
Collapse will take care of thet.
#2
OK...But no expectations of either tolerance for junkie behavior, and NO FREEBIES
#3
Anon..I...
I think you could aspire Higher.

To kill anyone bringing up the idea of secret ruler of a country.

Create a P. Diddy-D4vd-Epstein-Weinstein nation.

>>319534
Because I distrust this assumption:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceteris_paribus

>>319507
Draft the population to naval invade and nuke israel, I don't care if i get nuked afterwards, the price for mankind will be so high.

>>319507
dedicate resources towards think tanks and biological research to map out what genes do what and remove the reproduction bottle neck women put on a population, double down on liberalism policies (think letting the maladaptive follow their life path to its logical conclusion) both trying to hasten the collapse and rid us of those we are better off without, remove all restrictions of Freedom associations, make abortion legal everywhere with force to back it up (retarded ideas of God and life are not going to get in the way of eugenics)
Also I would introduced

>>319573
introduced laws that tax big corporations more based on how much money they put in lobbies.

>>319507
fire all nukes at israel
if no nukes are present, put all resources into producing nukes.

>lower taxes and force the rich to pay taxes or get al caponed
>lower corporate and tech giants power
>Stamp down on liberal, feminist and woke policies
>Promote anti-breeding and pro--abortion with low iq people
>Increase wagies that keep up with high prices or inflation
>Bring back mass manufacturing
>Remove homeless and drug areas (I'm looking at you Kensington)
>Promote a starship troopers type democracy
>Push pro-nationalist views 
>Allow the LGB but ban T
>Revamp rap music to be more healthy than toxic
>Drop all aid and support to Israel and deport all high level supporters to that country 
>Start work on advanced technology that benefits the people
>Old people over 60 can't run for office 
>Deport all illegals,chinese spies and zionist jews
>Ban twerking

>>319507
Execute my [public] self. So I can be free.

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>>319734

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Can you see through the bullshit? It's an important skill.

losing south park to TDS was vietnam for millennials

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>>319794
No I cannot. Though I've tried feeding them rice plants to make it clearer, it's still too opaque to see through.

>>319810
You have to eat the mushrooms out of it, then you can see through most anything
https://youtu.be/3BxiYkCPZwI

Rape.
Noone knows that I exist anyway.....

Get raped.
Noone knows that I exist anyway....

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Anyone here have a tablet with e-ink? I was thinking about getting one as it's supposed to be easy on the eyes and a lot harder to get fatigue when reading books digitally

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>>320076
LMAO

>>320074
I'm planning on getting one. But they're quite expensive, so i'm saving money. Next month or so I'll get one. My first plan was to get an OLED, but AMOLED/OLED tablets are expensive as fuck, and they don't really remove the blue light.... so this e-ink thing seems to fix that

>>320079
They are expensive. I really wanted to get the Kindle Colorsoft but I've seen multiple people complain about screen yellowing, so that tablet is off the table

>>320080
I wouldn't go for any color eink, it's kind of garbage with colors, resolution and refresh time.
High resolution b/w eink is much more mature and will be more usefull and nicer looking, especially if it's a tablet and you are going to interact with android UI to use it. 
300ppi 8inch screen is perfect for reading manga or comics, which is just not an option with color eink.

>>320086
Apparently the Kobo Libra Colour is good

How to distinguish back pain and gut pain?

>>320198
back is a hunch

>>320203
Either can cause a hunch. And a fetal curl. Latissimus dorsi/oblique back muscles are also located at same height and roughly similar depth as the back of the viscera.

What should I do with myself tomorrow?

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Jump off a bridge

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>>320229

>>320228
How much money do you have?

If none, you will make a video of yourself doing 12 of each of the following:

- pushups
- sit-ups
- squats

And then making yourself a meal with chicken and mushroom and garlic sauce, served with rice and beans (flavor it, but no soy)

If you have money you will go to the gym, get a membership, and record yourself doing 12 sets on every machine, and then 12 on every weight (it's okay to ask others for help)

Then again going home and making yourself the meal described above and eating it.

>>320207
It is genetic

>>320240
Both backs and guts are.

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>>320229
Hey faggot...
you don't even know the context of this.
Using my FoodRaepist image this way is hot garbage.This is your one warning.
keep it up and I'll SHOW you to the dumpsterfire

...No one has liked it yet.

In future, use your OWN OC or something like 
>pic related

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>>320254

>>320228
try and do 10 pullups

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>high possibility of a new covid outbreak but with a 20-40% lethality rate if the hanta virus spreads 
>theres already confirmed cases from someone who got it from a plane ride with an infected passenger
>the disease has an incubation period of 8 weeks
I HAD ENOUGH OF 2026, I WANT OFF THIS RIDE!!!

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>>320074
I don't know, I'm kinda tired of all modern tech.

>>320245
Most everything is.

>>320338
Is that a motherboard?

>>320300
Nothing ever happens.

>>320420
we've had nothing but happenings for the past year

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>>320426
*(I boofed it..Hackaday seems to have co-opted someone else's work.
Probably fucking Jeets)
>>>320387
>NTA
>It's a Joey Castillo, Oddly Specific Project
https://www.oddlyspecificobjects.com/projects/openbook/

>TL;DR: It's a labeled E-book you build yerself

>>>320423
>I'd go so far as to say since 2020.
>I think Glowniggers co-opted the meme and turned it into a demoralization trope.
>I think the idea is if you keep repeating that "mantra", and you'll never do anything either.

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Geeeze..
Sorry guys..
'm going back to bed.

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what kind of fucked up time dilation is this anyway?
i'm sure that 2010-2016 didn't pass me by as fast as 2020-2026 did
2010-2016 actually felt like 7 years
2020-2026 barely felt like 7 months

Cause God is sick of how shitty and retarded the 2020s have been and wants it to be over

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Your mind is slowing down, you have less thoughts per minute ergo time feels like it moves faster because you perform less actions in the same amount of time.
Probably due to pineal gland calcification because of fluoride and little sun exposure.

>>320477
Time flies when you are having fun. Check your privilege to learn more.

>>320482
I hate it when I'm driving and the "check privilege" light turns on and it take me three hours to figure out what the problem is.

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>>320477
CERN opened interdimensional portals that messed with time. Also, its just a natural consequence of getting old

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>>320483
I know...
Cars today are just all promise and no delivery.
I must've driven around to over 200 businesses that posted online that they were hiring. Every single time, I'd park as close to the front door as I could, or barring that, I'd drive alongside the front door and push the car's resume' button for a full minute. (I have a long resume') I have yet to receive a single callback, let alone interview. I really think they are lying about the capabilities of modern cars.

I've had to resort to selling my sperm at the local sperm bank.
(funny story about that, turns out "Specimen" is not what I thought)

>>320537
You can add the "Holiday PUSH" in most every store these days too. It started around 2007 by my reckoning. Stores would start displaying holiday items 2 months before, as opposed to the previous 2 weeks or even a month like Christmas,(Sears catalog memories, anyone?) Now it's not uncommon to see St. Patrick's shit in the first week of January, or 4th of July shit in February in my area.
They roll out Thanksgiving shit earlier and earlier each year too.

Turns out youngfag anons who were underage bans are now millenials burnt out by everything and dilating anything doesn't help slow down the rot

>>320482
>learn more
It's the Jews fault we don't advance and learn more. They keep us busy with all this tip toeing bullshit (lest we get canceled) so we don't have any time to be productive or inquisitive.

You get raped but you get a billion money also 
How do you feel?

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>>320601
>How do you feel?
just about how you'd expect

How libertarian is this idea, from 1 to 10?
>The first ever Roman fire brigade was created by Crassus. Fires were almost a daily occurrence in Rome, and Crassus took advantage of the fact that Rome had no fire department, by creating his own brigade—500 men strong—which rushed to burning buildings at the first cry of alarm. Upon arriving at the scene, however, the firefighters did nothing while Crassus offered to buy the burning building from the distressed property owner, at a miserable price. If the owner agreed to sell the property, his men would put out the fire; if the owner refused, then they would simply let the structure burn to the ground. After buying many properties this way, he rebuilt them, and often leased the properties to their original owners or new tenants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Licinius_Crassus#Rise_to_power_and_wealth

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What is ((( Reuters ))) implying here?

>>321848
No idea, can't say much with no vehicle in the pic.

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>>321848
It will go badly for them..
There are MILLIONS of rotting E-cars stacked in empty tracts, all over chinkland.
They tried shipping these deathtraps to LeafLand too.
While it's pretty well known that Chinks have been feeding "Best Korea" tech and weaponry for at least the last 78 years,(since it's inception,) this chink garbage will be a bigger problem than the NorKs know.

https://youtu.be/mG-eJDtySU8
Winston Sterzel is a South African expat, who used to be all about Chinkland, but even after he started getting doxxed and threatened by the CCP goons for exposing their lies, he still commits the ultimate self-cuckoldry of making excuses for Nons.
The videos have good info, howeverthobeitall
Their downfall will be when they fully adopt smartphones

>>321436
That's some kike shit. 
<yo bro so (((  someone  ))) set your house on fire, can I buy it bro  goy? I just so happen to have some water also :^)

Like with witches being put on trial and people getting their land that acused them of witchcraft later on. Were they really just not (((  christian  )))? Kike shit. Are you lobbying to say libertarianism is kike shit? I have to point out that that'd be anarchist capitalism that they thrive in and not real libertarianism; so that is rated:

ancap/10

With libertarianism they'd burn the kike for his gay trick rather than pay him. I don't care if this guy was a pagan, it's still kike shit.

>>321862
>Born	115 BC
>Died	June 53 BC (aged 61–62)
Dates before Christ (BC).
No actual kikes involved.

Can you harvest seman from recently cut off testes?

Is feng shui just exotic type of scam artistry, or is it an aesthetic pretending to be philosophy?

>>321902
Who is retarded enough to need that answer?

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>>321981
>Is feng shui just exotic type of scam artistry, or is it an aesthetic pretending to be philosophy?

I can only give you my experience, of course, but MOSTLY a scam like most everything today, based on selling overpriced mirrors, bamboo shoots and fountains.

If you take it from a Taoist perspective, it is simply recognizing FLOW and how it effects the surroundings.
You wouldn't call building a pool over a thousand years old, ancestral frog mating pond bad Feng Shui, as much as you would note that when the frogs start drowning en masse every spring in your pool, that you FUCKED UP with placement.
Truly, It was probably courtesian bullshit from the outset, but the original idea was used in the Emperor's garden to move objects in nature to the courtyard/gardens while maintaining a preservation of exactly how it was found.

>>321985
moff

>>321982
tannys...
and I was looking at my dog and thinking I could make gene selected wolf babies with her, but didn't want to jerk off a wolf

>>321987
The answer is yes, but why ask it on an imageboard? Especially that lots of hunters in the past would rather allow their bitch to mate with a wolf, making sure she is chained securely enough. If she was in heat, and it weren't the middle of winter when wolves run in packs and look for a meal more than for a fuck.

>>321990
if I just let a wolf fuck them then the pups will have genes I didn't want

>>321992
Good luck then. With the syringe and the impromptu anatomy course. Because immature sperm won't work for your purpose.

>>321994
And I wonder how would you "gene select" sperm when any single one of them would be different due to recombination. Destructive testing leaves nothing to use on the bitch.

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>>321986
Moff and Flutterbys are familiars of mine from daze of young.
They tend to show up with the strangest synchronicities for me.
There was a white one on the door this morning. Saw a Snek too, fat garter.
My kot went over to say Hi.>>321992

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How do I become a main character? It requires days of driving down long, windy roads, always finding a new one when bored of the current one. Picking up a new girlfriend every day. Stopping at doughnut shops. Getting into fights and races. Driving to music shows. Always having fresh clothes. Even just girlfriend business can take 8 hours out of a day. All of this requires money. How do I get it given that there is no time for work in the life of an MC? I'm 18, I need to figure this out now.

Kill yourself and see if you respawn, fucking idiot.

>>322528
Be 18 in the 80s/early 90s.

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Ah, took a while to find where my post went. I am sorry I offended you, janny.
>>322530
Going to any upscale restaurant has to be done at 7PM at the very earliest. Even if it opens early only NPCs will be there and it wont be worth the time. I end up taking public transit home and going to bed near midnight. But MCs wake up at 6AM, since that's the most kino setting, and they need at least 8-9 hours of sleep to build muscle and maintain beauty. What's more, I live in a suburb like an MC, and there's no frequent transit routes here, and half the restaurants worth visiting are out of town.

guys i jest red chainsew men end firepench man, im eighten how i do protagonest of life???? t. argentina ibirria truenon

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>>322533
Have some victory music

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>>322532
what did they give you? drugs? alcohol?

>>322528
>>322532
fake &overageb& i took the bus for 15 years and never heard or had to call it "public transit". though one day i did realize dumb balding redditors (over 25 , not 18) say this word whenever trying to make the city spend all its money so they can get to work 10 minutes faster from their 2 hour trip

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>>322537
ayuwoki

>>322539
Hello NPC.
>never heard or had to call it "public transit"
The term is not commonly used by kids, nor is it commonly (if ever) used within public transit/transport/whatever itself. You having a meltdown and calling people old like it's anything resembling an insult is retarded.
>so they can get to work 10 minutes faster from their 2 hour trip
Wouldn't most people, atleast in the United States, get a drivers license at that point?
>make the city spend all its money
The word by itself doesn't somehow magically convince city boards or whatever to spend more money on it. It's a catch-all term for buses, trains, subways (if applicable), etc.
What would you rather it spend its money on, genius?

Hello NPC. 
>>never 
heard 
>or had to call 
it 
>"public transit" 
The term is not commonly used 
>by kids, nor is it commonly (if ever) 
used within public transit/transport/whatever itself. You 
having a 
>meltdown and calling people 
old like it's anything resembling an insult 

>is retarded. >so they 
>can get 
to 
>work 10 minutes faster 
from 
>their 
2 hour trip Wouldn't most people, 
>atleast in the United States, get a drivers license at that point? >make the city spend 

>all its money The word by 
itself doesn't somehow 

>magically convince city boards or whatever to spend more money on it. It's a 
catch-all 
term for buses, trains, subways 
>(if applicable), 
>etc. 
What 
>would 
you rather it spend its money 
>on, 
genius?

>>322542
Thank you for identifying yourself, NPC. Did that work well for you last time?

>>322543
>Thank you 
for identifying yourself, 
>NPC. 
Did that work well for you 
>last 
time? 

>literal low iq imbecile replying with mechanical imbecile drivel intermixed with repetition and greentex like a low iq retard without a single original thought

lmaoing my ass off at your pathetic retard life you dumb clown

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>>322545
>spam "low iq, low iq" and then have a low iq NPC meltdown
If having your mental diarrhea challenged in any way causes this much of a meltdown, your thoughts didn't really have much value in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msMkeJTEGuU

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>>322546
antiquated cringe from an antiquated retard

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>>322548
Lack of argument from functionally illiterate zoomer NPC. Many such cases!

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>>322549
cringe

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>>322550
He who smelt it dealt it.

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>>322540
>El HEEHEE poasting
2 spoopy 4 me

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>>320229
What's with the "Youmu humping cakes" meme? What is it trying to convey?

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>>322553
Back on TroonChan, I frequented /ck/ and was very active in actual cooking threads and cook-alongs instead of the usual Fastfood Goyslop spam and trolling.
At the same time, the "Everything is RAPE! " bullshit was going on, and I'd heard "I'd totally RAEP a pizza right now," or "I'm going to RAEP a carton of Ice Cream" several times IRL.
So, I just thought I'd make it a running joke.
It sort of incentivized anons to up their presentation on those boards, and I guess it was sort of a fun little "Bonus prize" for posting things other than your standard
>I liekk Hop-pokkets 
and
>Rate these [Insert Brand name] food Items, and why is [OP's personal favorite] the best?

As the Food Raepist, I'd only RAEP good foods.
I have a folder dedicated to my conquests, and if you were to go to /ck/ on 4FAGS today there's still  mayby a 10-20% chance of someone recognizing the .gifs.

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>>322553
Also, Youmu was just the first "Humping" anime gif I ran across. Since I make all of my .gifs by hand,(GIMP, it's dead easy, also a great way to convert webp  to  jpg and also scrub metadata,) I just used that.
Nothing personal kid...

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>>322554
>>322556
Well thank you for being so forthcoming. This is very interesting information that I will catalogue and add to the archives.

>>322554
As long as you weren't one of those faggots that would go into the rice cooker threads and loudly scream about how you can just cook rice in a pot and argue with people about how rice cookers are all shit.

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>>322560
>This is very interesting information that I will catalogue and add to the archives.
???
!
Well, if yiou wanted to corroborate, you could always search "RAEP" on the 4/ck/  archives too.
https://archived.moe/ck/
*Keep in mind, The Mods there had a B&hammer Hard-on for me so many were DELET!

>>322562
KEK-NO!
i use a Black and Decker m'Self.
Sure, you can easily do it in a pot, but it takes a "feel" and some skill. At least I can..
But WHY Bother when there's a tool that makes it that much easier when you are juggling 14 different things and times in a kitchen?

I wouldn't build a house with a handsaw either...but I could

>>322565
>i use a Black and Decker m'Self.
That's only a step above being one of those literal pot-stirrers. Or do you feel that you can't justify spending hundreds of dollars on a Zojirushi?

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>>322571
>Or do you feel that you can't justify spending hundreds of dollars on a Zojirushi?
I don't eat enough rice for that.
I'd considered it a decade ago, but I don't need another counter wart since I only eat rice maybe once a month.
I do have several other methods of cooking rice as well, and have made sushi rice from scratch, and onigiri and have a strong like for Furry-Cocky(FuriKaki)
I even have a stand mixer, but prefer to knead my own bread/dough unless I'm making a no-knead round.
I've worked at a one-star restaurant as a souschef..
And you?

>>322572
>And you?
My life situation doesn't allow me to cook, or learn how to cook much of anything, much less consider spending any amount of money on kitchen gadgets, supplies etc.

>>322565
>1st gif
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
I AM A ZOG BOT!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
I AM A ZOG BOT!

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>>322573
Sorry if that seemed overly confrontational.. It's been a hell of a month.
Anyway.
Nothing wrong with having a 3,4,even $500 rice cooker if you eat rice everyday and eat varied varieties.
They really do make a superior product.
I'll throw a bone for those on a tight budget with minimal cooking space:

Rice and lentil melange:
♦ 1 Cup rice
♦ ½ Cup lentils, sorted
♦ 2 Tbsp Butter (salted lasts for several weeks if kept in a cool dry place, even unrefrigerated- a MUST for cooking on the cheap, and with a cheap rice cooker, you can do eggs as well)
♦ dollar tree spices to your liking- I prefer some sort of poultry seasoning and fresh ground pepper
♦ any *(cooked) meat or vegetables you want to throw in too
the "CUP" can be any size, but is used for ALL measurments in a rice cooker.
○ rinse rice and lentils in cookpot well, until water drains clear-ish
○ add 3 CUPs of water , butter, spices , etc.
○ Hit button and wait
○when lever/botton pops up wait 10 moar mins.
Wa-LA!

>>322574
Indeed.
that was of course a play on the "I love jelly donuts!" meme with Brock from Poke'mon.

Mmmmm...Ume ume Ume

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>>322556
imma script-fu on you
kid

>>322580
>>gimp easy
>hurr durr im a basic neckbeard and i am proud of going out of my way to do things that normal people dont have time for
>script-fu
autistic penguin slang for >expose myself to rce

>>322572
Tell us more about what it's like to work at a one star restaurant.

>>322583
>too low iq to get the joke
a highschool diploma is required for this joke
you dont qualify

>>322588
<i used my super high iq to write scripts that call people pedophiles on a 5 user imageboard nobody cares about!!
Ok pal

>>322590
>invalid still cant get the joke
go to your childrens cartoon thread next door
you little retard

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>>322580
Zozzle!
How??
WHY???
Go ahead, What's my OS right NAO??
Anyway, I hope you are just being funny.
I'd hate to have to do something...
<Drastic==

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>>322551
Whoever found it, browned it.

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>>322585
Sorry so late. Was out getting supplies and sheeeeeit.
it was truly what broke my love of cooking for awhile.
I realized I no longer wanted to spend my best years chained to a kitchen, evenings weekends and holidays, only to be as good as my last plate, which, let's be real, is ONLY food, and will be literal shit 12 hours later.
It didn't help that the resort was being sold off to Marriott, and the backstabbing and favoritism was insane.
I'd worked in commercial restaurants and institutional kitchens before that, even as the head cook for a jewish Frathouse.
(Those faggy fucks would eat Wendy's double bacon cheeseburgers for 49 weeks out of the year, but when Grams and Gramps Sol came around with their checkbooks to make sure they were being good kosher boys like for Seder and Rosh Hashanah/Yom Kippur,(Chakka-Khan hwas during break) they sure as fuck wanted Matzoh pizzas and matzoh ball soup.
Yep..I had a fully separate milk and meat kitchen.)
They drank shit beer though, and were generally retarded deviants, as could be expected.
Their living quarters were shit too that they paid a premium for(4 garbage bunkbeds/room and a blown out group bathroom that was a horrorshow.)
they DID have a stand-up arcade cabinet with Bubble-bobble, and Samurai Shodown.
Many an hour went into that...for free.

Anyway, i went into home building after that. It was probably a year before I really cooked anything good after I left kitchens.

Some are good, some are HELL .

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>>322528
I was just asking this the other day deadass no cap FR FR FR FR FR FR FR FR on God on my mom!

>>322621
The only good (mid) advice I got from this website is to become a rocker and then I would essentially get paid for doing what an MC does. But being in a band is by definition NPC life. You're just like a hotdog guy who sits at the same place every day on demand to serve a hotdog to some kid who brings up a nickel. But you get the perk of being on wheels. I feel like even being a celebrity at all makes you a NPC. Like if you have sex with some teen who came to see your show then she can just report you later pretending it was rape, then they make a crowdsourced app where 100 karens can all claim the same thing and you automatically lose. I guess most real people don't become celebrities, and that's why you never hear about them, only "rape" cases are with highly known celebrities and actual rapes from literal NPCs like hicks and deadbeats. Actually, come think of it, whenever I met any affluent dude, like who actually looks good and has money and is smarter than a mumble rapper, he was some obscure name that nobody knows about, not even a salesman or someone who has his name on a blog.

How do I do good public speaking?

>>322645
unironically, join Toastmasters

It's a group that meets explicitly with the purpose of a bunch of people taking turns speaking in front of one another.
Dues are are like $10/month I think.

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How do main characters support their lifestyle of hitting doughnut shops and grabbing pizza and bear on the road and chicks? You would have to work out consistently to continue looking like an MC while eating that every day. Doing all of those things while spending hours per day driving means you could not work a 9-5 job. How do they support their lifestyle? Robbing trucks on the road like in the Fast and the Furious?

>>322692
daddy's money probably

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>>322692
>>322626
I see you are a tenacious one. There are many options. I have done modelling shoots; if you can gain intuition into which gigs will likely use your photos in some obscure place, like b2b. I would teach some extracurricular classes at a community center. For highly valued skills in good areas they pay lots for just part time hours. Just be aware that some have websites with photos of their staff and instructor.

>>321996
Find somewhere or guess the numbers for wolves yourself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterochiasmy
Unworkable.

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What's so fuckin special to these women about being a nurse?

>>323048
they can abuse/kill patients and get away with it

>>322597
I did a rolling brown out on your moms chest faggot

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Based Clevelander
Did you finish her off with a dirty Sanchez Zorro treatment?