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How to we work to bring back amygdalaposting?
>>332425 (OP) 
low iq schizo, take your meds
>>332425 (OP) 
Get sturgeon to unban the imageboard screencaps of the cute aggression explanation and how it relates to people not liking cute anime girls.
Alternatively, somehow perform a meme fusion of Mads Mikkelsen and amygdalaposting into a chimera meme so as to really give the middle finger to Sturgeon.
Send an e-mail or ask on /meta/.
>>332425 (OP) 
Post a video of you starting a fire in public while saying nigger and your full legal name.
Get the 2026 goyim of the year award
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>>332425 (OP) 
Make fun and high production value videos and pictures about it (like an infomercial promoting amygdala enlargement therapy or whatever) instead of low effort screenshot spam and maybe the janny will be compelled to respect your diligence.
>>332435
>two knives travis
Holy FUCK i miss /t2k/ but don't pretend travis edits are necessarily higher effort than amygdala memes
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>>332436
Travis Two-knives is actually an awesome gangster name and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
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>>332435
What if we make some sort of deliberate Brain-Age-esque game with training exercises focused on developing and soothing the amygdala specifically?
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>>332438
You could make it a survey game where the player is shown pictures of lolis and has to decide whether he likes them or not. Final result returns his diagnosis on cute aggression and amygdala size.
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>>332425 (OP) 
samefag for 2 years agreeing with yourself in every thread and crying about how you got banned for spamming it in every thread. that'll show them
>>332437
With two knives?
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>>332442
>>332443
Yes.
>>332440
I dunno anon.  I'm not sure how we'd make something like that as intensive as the Devilish training exercises from the 3DS Brain age.
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>>332435
>>332436
>>332437
>>332442
Damn right. Travis Two-Knives is a top-tier meme. He deserves more material.
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>>332425 (OP) 
> How to we work to bring back amygdalaposting?
What's that?
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>>332522
The concept that individuals with an undersized amygdala are more prone to bouts of cute aggression.
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>>332523
Oww, got it.
>>332476
But who was he?
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>>332425 (OP) 
I never stopped sporadically referencing amygdalas to the point that I did research and realized that having a hijacked amygdala is really real. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amygdala_hijack

That and if you grew up smoking dude-weed your amygdala is smaller and of course there's that one vidya game that for some reason has an ebil doer named after it. No one stopped really as I saw that video posted a lot actually.
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>>332774
you have the understanding and reasoning abilities of, at best, a 7 year old
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>>332775
Projection.
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>>332776
gugu gaga tantrum toddler reply
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>>332778
Your raising of my cortisol through 
 your retard-posting is shrinking my amygdala, all because I accidentally hijacked yours. We are so connected right now. Reach out and touch your monitor with your hand, anon-chan. This will be better than sex. I want you to hijack my amygdala's brains out until we go into subspace together. BDSM subspace, not scifi subspace. 

Are you ready for consensual non-consent play wherein we rape our amygdalas together? What's your safe word?
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>>332779
>all that schizobabble salad
I hope whatever I say kills you so you can stop soiling your pants, inconveniencing your parents and vomiting nonsense on this site
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>>332782
Your amygdala is so hard anon.
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>>332779
>>332784
Retard attempting to skew the definition of "amygdalaposting".
https://archive.ph/dS2XF Here is an archived image of the screencap detailing cute aggression, which in turn became "small amygdala" posting on zzzchan. Posting the image itself gets you a 10 day spam ban.
>>332785
> One more step
>Please complete the security check to access
ofc the retard would post a cuckflared link
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>>332787
It uses reCAPTCHA, you retard.
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>>332785
>and other totally real stories I came up with while being locked up in the asylum
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>>332789
<i did not click the link, nor did I click it again to confirm or deny anons post.
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>>332789
>>332788
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>>332785
>caring how a meme started
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>>332790
everyone makes fun of you behind your back because of your mental illness. you will never be normal, you have no place in this world, not even here. you're a burden to your family and humanity at large, nothing else. here at the cia we all draw great pleasure from your misfortune and laughs great laughs looking at you suffering.
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>>332792
You definitely won't believe it, but I started it, so I care.
It turned into something different along the way though.
>>332794
>here at the cia
You glow in the dark.
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>>332796
I started xtian and +tian but no one uses it anymore now that they found out who started it.

Cute aggression just means playfighting and it has nothing to do with your amygdala being compromised. 

Why sage if you are being on topic?
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>>332796
>openly admit I'm with the cia
>u are the cia
this is what being a mentally ill fuck up does to you. please, never stop keep acting out your brain defect, it's hilarious. you're everyone's favorite butt end of the joke among the colleagues.
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>>332798
Are/were you the faggot constantly fighting in christian vs pagan threads for years?
>Cute aggression just means playfighting
Eh, not quite. Wanting to squeeze a kitten until it pops isn't really playfighting, is it?
>>332801
Well then I'm not wrong, you glow in the dark. You'll be run over with a car soon enough.
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>>332804
>THE faggot fighting 
Considering at least one person copied me it is implied that we were more than one person.
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