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Fuck lolis while you can.
Don't drop out of school. and don't bother playing online multiplayer games when you get older unless it's with real friends or someone that has a name that you can actually talk to.
Instead spend that time you just gained learning a real skill or language for your own enjoyment.
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>>248298 (OP) 
Everyone is retarded as fuck and they fake it like they aren't by compulsively and comprehensively lying about everything all the time.
Don't listen to anyone's bullshit. They are all fake and gay and coping.
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Drones
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Do what I did, learn to pirate and ignore social stuff as much as you can.
>>248310
there's nothing wrong with social stuff as long as you aren't a monkey on strings being pulled where ever they want you be.
otherwise you'll go insane
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>>248298 (OP) 
Drop out asap if not college material, don't be an "indentured servant" in debt because you have no free scholarship and tried to go anyway. Get a min wage job if not blue collar material, or get a free ride to be around rednecks, wiggers, niggers, and spics I guess. Download emus and roms and tv shows and books, you'll be poor and like it. The jews are the blame for x and nigger males are half of all crime. Women are eternal children mentally and have no morals really, just instinct driven.  The modern laws are to be ignored, ethics =/= law. Cops are retarded psychos and judges only care if you have money. Don't be honest with people, tell them what they want to hear. Rent is too higih so buy land, unless you're a short wimp in which case you should go full mtf and be a fake housewife. Anyone under six feet and or that has a penis under 6 inches should just mtf and forget all that other stuff, but don't bother if you already look like a boy, have facial hair of a boy I mean, etc. 
>>248316
normalfaggot detected
>>248310
baste
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>calling anyone a normalfag
>says any guy under 6' should be a troon
When did liberals become this insane?
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>>248323
jews were always trooning and grooming but they got their major funding boost from the enslaver class because of Operation Wall Street in '09.
They pushed it hard and by 2012 consequences would never be the same.
Even if it has gone completely poorly, they're kikes, and they always double down until complete catastrophe.
The entire past 20 years or so have been dictated by the events of a civil war between reform and orthodox judaism and you'll understand everything much better once you know where the power bases are for each (chabad lubavitch is the major orthodox group of power movers)
They all rape and eat kids so there are no good jews but they hate each other almost as much as they hate you.
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get laid as much as possible, go to other schools and meet new people there too. stay in shape and above your grades.
Get off my website
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>>248323
Liberals are not real they are a social construct! Due to hypergamy you won't make it in the woods nor with women though, seriously. Life as female, if you passed, is easy mode. Females are masochistic so why would you choose hard mode if male? Not logical. Men used to have it good but not anymore. 
>>248326
Jews want male slaves I'm sure not females. Abrahamic religion, invented by kikes, is the thing that bans sexual liberty, you've got things twisted. Jews are the ones that want you to go to jail for being born male and to then be on the chain gang aka probation work and many other bad things. 

Men rape and kill and eat meat ya know! The only way to be a nice goy is to be a transgirl and vegan!
>>248333
>Liberals are not real
Are you by chance a glowie? Because your shits all retarded at least from what I am getting from my homodar
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>>248333
Trannies are a reinvention of the eunuch class.
everything old is new again
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>>248337
Unexplained exclamation points are the  ancient way of showing /s|/j. 
>>248339
So if I chop chop I get magik powerz? :O ur penis is obi wan and if you strike it down it will becum moar powerful than you can possibly imagine!
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>>248341
naruuhodo naruhodo my old school enterwebz 5p32k has gotten rusty
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>>248298 (OP) 
Do a lot of drugs and don't post on social media with your real name.
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>>248298 (OP) 
Fuck society! Take advantage and exploit this broken Jew system to your fullest.
>>248298 (OP) 
Research on ways of entertaining yourself without external stimuli. Maybe try to develop your daydreaming skills or something.
So that you can get through classes without dying from boredom.
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Drugs are overrated and you don't need them to have a good time - not that anyone would listen.
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Get a hobby and learn to profit from it
Understand that life will only get worse after high school, and if your parents didn't care enough to help you out and make you a real human being by forcing you into hobbies, social activities, etc., then it's already over for you. Your choice on whether you LDAR or kill yourself.
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>>248395
>if your parents didn't care enough to help you out and make you a real human being by forcing you into hobbies, social activities, etc., then it's already over for you. 
I had none of this and I'm happy to be alive and continuing in the right direction. 

Some of you are such fatalists with no fight in your bones.
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- College is a lie if you don't have established high level contacts, if you think you are going to make it from scratch you need to be death certain that your career is going to be profitable AND growing, which few are right now. Get a trade if you are a low level, getting good at it gives a good money and you have spare time for hobbies. If you know how to manage people and behave professionally then you can be a high level trainer which is a ton of money.
- If getting a woman is a very high priority then this is probably the best time because after high school the difficulty ramps up hard, but in high school it is a bit harder to know what women do at nights.
- If your parents/guardians are giving you full shelter then take it into advantage to enjoy your free time and/or idle studying, college and trade will eat your spare time to the point of anxiety which often carries after those are done.
- Being a good person, but never ever a pushover, is much more enjoyable in the long run because it opens opportunities and unlocks memories for others that money cannot buy. Having a rock solid limit in what you can and cannot do for others also helps with not getting pushed.
- Friends are sometimes hard to detect so be choosy, don't eat or hang out closely with someone you wouldn't trust if you were in a deserted island. In this case also do not talk about personal, sensitive things with said people if you don't know them well, or talk about them in a very trivial small talk way if you really need to vent.
- Lending small to medium amount of money is also a good way to detect who's who in your inner circle, if fags won't return 10 dollars or will be whiny if you ask for a small favor after that then those fellas need to be purged or segregated into a lower level. See it as paying a fee for knowing who you can trust in bad situations, people who return the amount to the dollar if not more without being pushed and in a timely fashion are rare to see and should be procured even if they are neutral.
- Often the people who are always busy are the ones who get shit done quickly because they are always doing something.
- Talent is NOTHING without an amount of discipline, i've seen way too many cases in which the turtle overcomes the hare, an extremely talented ideas guy with great craftmanship is no one compared to an average joe with normal craftmanship if the former does not deliver a complete, usable task.
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>>248299
This don't waste you're time being a weird incel just get good social skills and job skills
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>>248397
>Some of you are such fatalists with no fight in your bones.
One's genes, and the whims of hateful, malevolent gods, pre-determine whether he is a real human bean or a slave subhuman niggercow. Therefore, for some "people", there was never anything to fight towards. 
Real humans are allowed to have and do anything they want. They may even rape and slaughter whom they please, so long as it is not a fellow human. Those of us whose genes and fates are inferior, are damned to be literal slave subhuman niggercattle forced to suffer in agonizing backbreaking and worst of all meaningless labor for life, to the scornful mockery of all. This existence is permitted as the ultimate negation, a spiteful reflex against all that is good and beautiful in the world.
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>>248299
>Fuck lolis while you can.
pretty much this. have as much sex as you can while you're underage because you won't get into any trouble for it (unless you get someone pregnant) and when you get older you'll won't have to wonder about what that experience was like.
>>248352
That's some hardcore l33t.
try to make friends cuz it's easier when you're young and they usually stay with you late in life, gf, improve social skills, and enjoy every moment of it because time goes fast.
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>>248375
>don't post online with your real name
Actually genuinely good advice.
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>>248418
Don't think it's a good idea, at least have some presence online. If you're gonna post with your real name, keep it clean and normal, so you don't look suspicious when someone search about you and finds nothing.
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>>248430
>Don't think it's a good idea,
only a brain damaged fucking moron would think that it's a good idea. since you think it's so great, post your photo, links to your social media accounts and a copy of your ID. you don't seem to mind having a "presence" online so it shouldn't be a problem for you, no?
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>>248430
I'm the only one I used to know that does not have previous address online even in current year cucked Interweb. I can pay the admin to reveal their full infomartion, but even without it I can get close enough to find previous addresses, of which many people stay in one spot for years and years. 

I don't use social media at all though. 

>>248436
Maybe he thinks nobody hates him and that everyone knowing where he lives and works is a good thing.
>>248375
This is true, employers will look up and think you are odd for not having shit about you
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Be careful online there's plenty of desperate and obsessed people out there. Always get a OP box if you order anything online. Don't record yourself of your face in your room or anywhere near your house. Too many people are doxing themselves without knowing it
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>>248416
Having a gf during high school is less serious then when you get older,  you could mess around on the side or take breaks without anyone really bothering you. College girls stop acting naive and ask for you to settle  down while start hypocritically go to parties
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A lot of stuff you read online even on /pol/ is often bullshit. Especially when it comes to history propagandists don't like to talk about. Most records about espionage history (conspiracy theories are part of that) are very often at best dubious. Ironically, one of the few serious sources for something like this is fucking Infowars. 

If you are interested in the Manosphere, stick to the old as shit material by Western people. Mick tuah from before 2010 is OK, more general writers who later migrated to what was called the altright until Richard Spencer pointed at his fancy dot com domain is preferable. Most of these went inactive in like 2017. You can't write about hoes forever.

>>248495
I repeat what I said elsewhere

> Your face doesn't belong on the internet
> Your dick doesn't belong on the internet
> Your live doesn't belong on the internet
> Your children don't belong on the internet.
> Give out your voice as rarely as possible.
> Be as vague as possible when it comes where you are from.
> When posting on corporate clearnet, imagine you are in the middle of the street IRL. Don't post anything you wouldn't say IRL.

'more lame advice on privacy and the internet'

If you think you have to share something, remove all EXIF data. I s there a window? Pixelate it or something. Some autists can find out where you life by the trees outside. Local fastfood/bakery/supermarket bags also shouldn't be in the image. Some pedos got v& thanks to something in the same image where they rape children. Also some excellent doxers can figure out where you life with a map of all the locations of a fast food company.

If people accuse you of making yourself look better online than you actually are, don't correct them. Let them have their gay believe and leave it there. 

Have a different email address for each purpose. some Popular free mailers besides Gmail are still accepted everywhere and many places accept cockli addresses.
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>>248499
That's weird. I find the older I get the more serious people act when I have a girlfriend in high school
>>248507
The best thing that can happen to any anon is when faggots think that anon is the boogeyman flavor of the week.
If you can keep that up for your entire online presence you'll be invisible.
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>>248507
>Some autists can find out where you life by the trees outside.
https://soranews24.com/2019/10/12/idol-stalker-figures-out-where-his-target-lives-from-the-reflection-in-her-eyes-in-social-media-photo/
Addendum to this statement.
Especially if they play GeoGuessr, and are serious about it.
https://geohints.com/
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>>248310
>>248319
Any practical advice to go along with the big picture stuff?
>>248403
Jeez, dude. This is not helpful.
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>>248390
These are very true.
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>>248556
Don't trust the government
>>248558
The truth, no matter how unfortunate or unpleasant it may be, needs to be shown to the whole world.
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>>248556
It's a hierarchy of needs.

clean air
No smog, dust, dirt, combustion vapors, plenty of oxygen. Have lots of trees and vegetation around for air quality.

clean water
no pesticides, hormones (city water estrogen), groundwater leeching, no fluoride. Make sure the water also has the right minerals and in the right proportions.

clean food
No pesticides, food dyes, additives, strange chemicals, eat lower carb, high fat, high protein, no added hormones or antibiotics. As little canned food as possible because of leeching. Preserves in glass are better. Have lots of yogurt and other foods with active cultures. Cook vegetables so you can digest them. Uncooked vegetables should be selected carefully and washed properly, contamination kills.

clean shelter
no asbestos, hydrocarbon off-gassing, lead paint, black mold, other molds, mildews, have proper cleaning and filtration from indoor contaminants, no attached garage, check radon levels, no houses built on subpar land or near power stations (capacitor oil leakage causes cancer, not just EMF)

clean personal behavior
grooming and exercise (compound lifts and cardio are enough), no addictions or anything worthy of blackmail. The kikes, masons, glowniggers are all watching.
Don't trust doctors or dentists until you get second or third opinions on every possible issue. Never go to a non-white doctor or dentist. Don't take any medicines unless it's absolutely necessary. No vaccines (they lose efficacy after 10 years anyway, maximum)

clean outside environment
No trash, no living on new builds on landfills, wild animals kept in control. no niggers, shitskins, kikes, masons, catholics or communists.

clean social situation
don't associate with trash people, self employ if possible, don't work for trash people, don't have trash hobbies

Nothing else matters if your own life is fucked up at any of those levels. Don't sweat small things when you have big problems and the jews are trying to kill you.
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>>248581
Wh*toid try not to be obnoxious (challenge impossible)
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>>248581
You come right out of the gate telling them to give up if their home life isn't perfect >>248395
This isn't helpful or true.
>>248594
A few problems: We're talking about middle schoolers.
1. They don't know about the jews and I will not tell them. They must learn on their own or they will never understand. 
2. This advice is often things they cannot control. Examples
>No smog, dust, dirt, combustion vapors, plenty of oxygen.
>no pesticides, hormones (city water estrogen), groundwater leeching, no fluoride.
How can you possibly control this if you're 12?
Say for argument sake that I have the absolute trust of a bunch of 12 year olds, but they live in the suburbs. Even if I did tell them this (which I agree with you on) it would be useless information to them except something else to add to their list of things they cannot control in their lives.

I really like >>248399's advice on testing the reliability of friends by loaning them tiny amounts of money. This is good.
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>>248614
>browns having virtues  
Never.
>>248556
Alwayas back up your backup's bacup's backup's. CDs/DVDs last longest also, no bitrot issue if not melting from the heat.
>>248436
Anyone who knows me or my name could do a search and find some of my things I posted before. 
What i am trying to say, as this anon >>248494 said, some people find it weird if they can't find anything about you online and that would make them even more suspicious and search more or worse assume all kinds of shit about you.
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Thoroughly think things through all the way while you still can because when you're older you might not be in the adequate state of mind to accurately asses or recollect what happened or derive the complete moral lesson. Try to make somewhat concrete and cohesive conclusions out of your memories and experiences so they aren't lost to the sands of time.
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>>248298 (OP) 
Get rich anyway possible, move away from nigger infested cities and don't end going on the cesspits of the internet known as image boards or Reddit. You will actually be happy, motivated, confident and enjoy life instead of being an ugly dysegenic loser obsessed with politics, constantly bitter and angry at the system while being to powerless to change anything and worshiping failed ideologies of the past.
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>>252505
National socialism and fascism will win though.
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>>252210
>because when you're older you might not be in the adequate state of mind to accurately asses or recollect what happened
God is that accurate. Once you have to figure out how to make money there's hardly ever enough time for the contemplation that makes up the foundation of a man's character.
Otherwise you end up blind and aimless like the rest of the niggercattle.
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>>252508
National socialism is dead and people today are way too tolerant against shitskins. Fascism is heavily despised in the west thanks to kikes but it could succeed if force is used very well.
>>252505
>happy, motivated, confident and enjoy life
That's basically impossible if you're
>an ugly dysgenic loser
to begin with. Born ugly dysgenic subhuman loser, die ugly dysgenic subhuman loser.
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>>252547
You are attacking him with logic. That's forbidden on /b/.
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>>252547
Happiness is possible for anybody as long as they have a positive mindset. You on the other hand I can't really say since you are full of negativity.  

>>252548
>attacked with logic
nice joke
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>>252505
<if you go to reddit, you become an ugly dysgenic loser
That's not how it works, that's something you're born as. What you might be able to change is whether you're "happy, motivated, confident and enjoy life", or "obsessed with politics, constantly bitter and angry at the system while being to powerless to change anything and worshiping failed ideologies of the past"
>>252552
You're the joke here.
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>>252553
That's literally what i'm saying as advice. To stay away from things that are negative to your mental health and wealth, have control over your life and don't end up on the dark side of life.
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>>252555
>have control over your life
There are things that are beyond a persons control, especially traumatic events in a persons past that scars them for life.
But you don't have the ability to actually understand that, what with you and your "everything is your own fault, always"-attitude.
>don't end up on the dark side of life
Some people aren't given a choice. You know, the whole "ugly and dysgenic" part.
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>>252559
>There are things that are beyond a persons control, especially traumatic events in a person's past that scars them for life.

True, life is random and anything can happen. Tho as I see the point of life is to survive and make the best you can. Many are lucky and make up to old age and others are not but remember this. Surviving is winning. 

>everything is your own fault, always"-attitude.
When did I say that? All I said is to have control over your life no matter what. 

>Some people aren't given a choice. You know, the whole "ugly and dysgenic" part.
It's unfortunate but it's up to said "dysegenic person" to make of himself in this cruel world. Even if you are born in Africa or India
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>>252565
>Surviving is winning.
In spite of everyone, and everything, spitting in your face?
>When did I say that?
You didn't, I made an assumption.
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>>252567
>In spite of everyone, and everything, spitting in your face?
Yes, Now dealing with the shit that is thrown your way? That's up to you.
>>252567
Just play it smart and don't end up making the wrong moves that will land you in jail, injured badly or dead. Always know who your enemies are, their personality, what power they wield and look real carefully for their weaknesses.
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>>252569
>Always know who your enemies are, their personality, what power they wield
I don't really have ability to do any of this, and even if I were taught, i wouldn't necessarily be able to put it in practice, especially if said teaching were to come from some stupid self-help book. "How to make friends and influence people" teaches you jack shit.
>look real carefully for their weaknesses
They cover them up, and exploiting them isn't always even possible.
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>>252552
>Happiness is possible for anybody as long as they have a positive mindset.
Not really. The "positive mindset" crap is just lying to yourself and denying reality until you end up completely delusional. 
>>252565
>It's unfortunate but it's up to said "dysegenic person" to make of himself in this cruel world.
If the dysgenic loser attempts to "make something of himself", he is beaten and utterly decimated for daring to go above his station in life, because all other so-called humans know that his place is either as a slave subhuman or as fertilizer. It's not just tall poppy syndrome, it's poppy attempting to break out from the ground into the world syndrome, and normalfags hate, hate, and
HATE
the kind of person who does it.
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>>248298 (OP) 
Seduce your hot teacher before you hit puberty
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>>252578
It must be nice to pay alimony even before hitting the age of majority.
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>>252579
Be sure to run from home after knocking her up!
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>>252575
Understandable but I was just saying for those who want to try. 

>They cover them up, and exploiting them isn't always even possible.
There's always a way to make someone show weakness. It takes a lot of time, patience and willingness to put yourself in a situation that could mean life or death. The best outcome would be to move on or deal with them in a safe manner unless things get hot. 

>>252577
>Not really. The "positive mindset" crap is just lying to yourself and denying reality until you end up completely delusional.
It really depends on the type of mindset one has. Not everybody can be happy and happiness isn't really everything but it's nice to try. 

>If the dysgenic loser attempts to "make something of himself", he is beaten and utterly decimated for daring to go above his station in life
Honestly I agree with you, It is unfortunate this happens and many times will lead the person towards a dark path. I don't really have the answer for this as life is unpredictable and once someone reaches this point? They become "unpredictable" or predictable if we are talking about mass shootings or serial killings.
>>252580
>not having a mommy teacher wife
you fucked up.
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>>248298 (OP) 
I think there’s some ok advice itt already. Things are tough out there for the kids these days though so I’ll throw my two cents. 

<school
>don’t drop out of high school
>if you’re going to go to college be serious about it
>study something that interests you that has a viable career track
>do internships, a degree alone won’t get you there
>do trade school or community college after HS if in doubt
>or take a year off, travel if you want, do seasonal agriculture work, whatever

<romance
>don’t be an incel
>don’t be a simp
>don’t get roped into something serious when you’re not ready
>don’t have kids when you’re not ready
>if life goes on and you’re ready to get married and not happy with your options go to a developing country
>traditional gender roles only work if you can support a family on once income

<hobbies
>you can have hobbies
>if you find yourself hating a hobby just stop doing it
>enjoy old media, it is free or cheap
>go outside, you don’t have to socialize but trees and fresh air are important
>is it truly a hobby or a timewaster?

<life philosophy
>be introspective
>consider what you have control over and what you don’t
>you can’t control how people treat you, but you can control how they make you feel
>don’t be around peoople that are psychic vampires
>it’s better to be by yourself than with the wrong people
>don’t make decisions based on FOMO it’s a big world you’re always missing out on something

<working
>if you show up to a job and try to learn it everyday, you’re going to be better than most
>don’t participate in workplace drama
>you’re there to get paid, not make friends
>doesn’t mean be a dick, your job is easier if your coworkers like you
>shit jobs can be building blocks
>you’re usually going to have to do the work of the next position before you get the raise
>millenials, gen x, and boomers all hate zoomers
>don’t talk about work/life balance or set a bunch of barriers to what work you’re going to do and how hard you’re going to work
>take care of yourself quietly, don’t announce it
>be less annoying to your boss than your age mates and you’re all set

<in general
>read everyday, not from a backlit screen, it reduces mental fog
>exercise 2 or 3 times a week, you don’t have to be a fitness bro but do something, even a half hour of jogging
>outside for fresh air everyday, even when the weather is “bad”
>habits are the compound interest of self-improvement
>if you’re not sleeping enough it should be for a good reason, not because you stayed up late shitposting
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>>252505
Boys should throw away all video games.
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>>252618
Did something crawl up your cunt and die, you old hag?
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>>252515
I think about my childhood often, trying to remember all key events to understand how I came to believe what I do.

>>252559
You can choose not to hang out on reddit.

>>252583
Actually good advice here.
You should not be materialistic or greedy. This creates resentment among your peers. Being generous will earn you admiration. But do not take it too far and become a simp or a cow. If you are the source of other's happiness, this gives you the power and the right to pick and choose who is the beneficiary of your generosity. Anyone who pesters you for things doesn't deserve any. Anyone who does not reciprocate kindness doesn't deserve friends.
>>252619
No.
Unfortunately, videogames are designed to addict young boys and make them throw away their lives playing a hero in a fake world. While you play videogames, the real world moves on and you are left behind. 

t. former videogame addict.
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Here's advice!
Fuck the world, do whatever you want untill the shtf (which is probably never cause nothing ever happens) and when it comes time to rebuild. Build a fascist nationalist state and kill the remaining kikes, niggers, fags and trannies instead of building another gay democracy.
>>252622
The reaal  wurld can suck my cock.
>cope and more cope
I don't care about getting pussy from some woman and I don't care about making rockets.
>>252622
You make the rather bold assumption that there was ever something to be thrown away or wasted. So some kid spends all his time playing vidya. Who cares? At least then he's harmless and useless, in the place he deserves to be. Why then would you want to make him think he'd be capable of being human like the others?
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>>252630
There's another insane assumption that the real world is more valuable than the one that can be anything one wants.
>cruel depressing shit vs meaningful experiences and fun
Some people are just born and fucked off the bat WITH NO CHANCE OF REDEEMING THEMSELVES.

Why would anyone take this as anything but asinine is silly.
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>>252631
You agree with me but for the wrong reasons. You're doing this to grasp onto a fantasy realm. I'm doing this out of spiteful malice.
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>>252634
Yep, But my argument is more so that the fantasy isn't less real than so called reality in itself. Just that's it more fair.
>implying the people who play video games and watch anime 24/7 would had a chance at having a child unless it's adoption.
>>252630
I don't believe that he is useless. And even if he were, I'd rather him be angry and violent in the real world rather than safe and harmless.
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>>252583
Good post.
>>248298 (OP) 
I'd give them my tip huhuhu
Well I'm and been using image boards say for a few months now? I workout, keep healthy and smart, try to make friends, opportunity's and shit when I can, work on coding, youtube and stuff and yeah, I mean I guess I just try to improve everyday and shit but if you are talking about you know going to highschool soon and all what would be some practical advice? Most of this stuff in this thread I've already heard before
Kys now. It only gets worse.
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>>252683
Depends on how you live your life. Don't be a fatalist you fag
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>>252684
Don't be a natalist you normalfag
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>>252685
So not killing myself means I am a normal fag. Then you are one aswell
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I'd tell them to learn to be self suffiecient in every way possible and prepare for war. Also to forget everything they learned in middle and high school because its worse then worthless, its actively brain damaging information.
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>>252687
What war?
>>252688
If they are of assaryian descent then the war the kikes are waging slowly to genocide them. If they are of any other descent then the war the kikes will eventually wage on them afterwards in the kikes attempt to reduce the population of the earth. If they are a kike then they should probably just kill themselves and they'd already have some idea of "the war".
>>252688
Iran probably
>>252688
Moon bears.
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>>252686
Got em.
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>>248298 (OP) 
No, sir. I would never even THINK of a middle schooler. Everyone under 25 looks the same to me now because I've grown up. I haven't even thought of middle school or arithmetic on paper for 10 years (a DECADE!). I haven't went within 10 miles of a middle school since 2015!. I have not even seen anyone of middle school age since I graduated digital arts college and started working. So, sorry, ya'll. I don't therefore do NOT have input to add to this thread. Just get good grades, make good friends, you know, the obvious stuff.
I'm a teacher. I am proud of a student.
Today, I had to actually stop a student from speaking out too strongly against jews in public. I was so proud of him, but he was saying openly how much he hated jews with many other students present, some of which are potential threats to him. Although I was smiling at him, I had to calm down his enthusiasm for his own safety in case there are little snitch bitches around. I hope he understands why I had to arrest that conversation or, at least, notices that jews get special protection. 

The future looks bright. The world is healing.
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>>253608
Because you muzzled him, he's now going to troon out and become an avid Colbert/ContraPoints viewer. Good going.
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Kill all Judens. 
Create der Fourth Reich 
Sieg Heil!
>>253609
Doubt it. If another student ratted on him, he would be brought into the office and undergo severe psychological pressure from the principal and councilors. I explained this to him later.
Furthermore, if I did not step in and make a show of discipline, I would also suffer consequences, which removes him from my tutelage and thus protection for his equally meaningful but more plausibly deniable anti-jewish statements.

In otherwords, it's better that he gets to pretend to be Hitler than sent through the reconditioning program because he said he wants to burn the jews. I can only look out for him if I am here and he must learn to hide his power level.
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>>253638
Based
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>>253638
>I can only look out for him if I am here and he must learn to hide his power level
Extremely honorable. Hopefully he's not a novelty seeker and actually has beliefs that are founded on reason. It's very important that he comes to his own conclusions like >>248625 said, but also make sure he's on the right path because there are so many malicious entities out there that probably aren't worth mentioning. However as soon as he's mature and proves that he genuinely believes in what he says on his own you should direct him to the good doctor, or whenever you think is appropriate.
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>>253645
>Hopefully he's not a novelty seeker and actually has beliefs that are founded on reason
Well, I admit that he's not exactly William Pierce. I don't expect genuine understanding of such a complex topic from a middle schooler.
Nor is he alone. He has a friend who is the same way, albeit far more conscious and discrete about it.
The point is that there are so many kids who are anti-jew these days that they feel comfortable expressing this to adults. It's wild.
>>248298 (OP) 
>What tips would you give to middle and high schoolers?
Do what you want
>>248298 (OP) 
PUT DOWN THE SEED OILS
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>>258497
Again, this is a virtually impossible tip. Maybe for highschoolers 15-18. But for anyone below that age, their diet is almost entirely the product of their parents' choices and availability. Every school produces the WORST pizza, chicken, and cookies humanly possible. It's quite literally prison food. 
At home, it's luck of the draw. Can your mom cook? Or were you saddled with a feminist trained, useless half-adult who can only use a microwave?
And given how hungry you are as a kid, chips and snacks are like gold. Schools provide these at every function, and you will take them when offered.

So, while your advice is objectively good, it is impossible for individuals to adopt except in rare cases and determined children.
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>What tips would you give to middle and high schoolers?
smash cameras or enjoy your 100,000 houses being built a day with street-monitoring cameras built into them and the jail you will live in as an adult. we got weed legalized with the 4/20 movement, the same should be done to illegalize street cameras.
>>252622
It's better for low tier white moids to be addicted to video games if they are short or ugly, attractive and tall White guys on the other hand should self-improve to serve their White Goddesses.
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>>258685
No man exists to serve women. Furthermore, everyone would be better men by avoiding drugs, alcohol, and videogames in excess.
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>>248528
Japs really are the Aryan of the east
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>>258705
Chinese are currently beating the Japs at their own game.
I would tell them to stop using social media on their smartphones. It drains a ton of attention = energy and makes your IQ lower.
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>>258746
This is the best possible advice. It is also the most difficult to impart.
>>258703
>shitskin-esque worldview
Even if you're not brown by skin, you're brown in spirit. A lowly pasu, White women are your goddesses, submit or perish.
>>258858
Try fellating a shotgun while you're at it.
>>248299
not technically possible since "lolis" are 2d
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>>248298 (OP) 
I'd show them a bunch of these.
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>>248298 (OP) 
If you have to masturbate to pornography then it's vital that you only masturbate to 2D pornography and not real pornography. On top of that, don't even masturbate to photo realistic 3DCG (the exception being cell shaded 3DCG or anything that strictly conforms to 2D principles in a third dimensional rendering) because that's just as bad if not worse and will leave you feeling sexually dissatisfied after orgasm and you will spiral to the point where you will require sexual gratification from worse and worse things.
https://www.gelbooru.com/
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>>265739
Preferably, you'd tell him to not masturbate to porn at all, 2d or otherwise.
When he inevitably tells you that he doesn't know how to talk to girls, then that's your cue to teach him , because if he's even asking that question in the first place, he isn't going to figure it out himself, especially not if your only fucking response is to insult him and call him names in some shitty attempt to shame him into improving; he's just going to think that you're a mean faggot and that you're bullying him because you're a sadistic fuckhead.
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>>265742
>Preferably, you'd tell him to not masturbate to porn at all, 2d or otherwise.
https://easypeasymethod.org/
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>>265746
Shut your mouth, cultist. That book is for 3DPD porn-addicted adults, not teenagers that might slip into it as a result of not getting any in school and using his phone as a comforting distraction.
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With jews you lose.
Around blacks never relax.
Find what you love and let it kill you.
Only fools engage in any sort of fair combat.
Time is a great teacher, but it kills all of its pupils.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.
All bonds without friendship are shackles, and there is no virtue in their maintenance.
I see you guys are tired of wokeness and Jewish tricks?
Establish the National Socialist American Workers Patty and finish what Hitler failed to finish.
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*party
>>265757
>workers
Oh, the irony.
>>265748
It's also an informative warning tale book.
>>258864
What about cell-shaded animations?
>>248298 (OP) 
Sleep more.
>>248298 (OP) 
Community college beats 2 years of student debt and also lets you skip SAT bullshit. Whatever the fuck you do, minimize that debt. Life is better that way.
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>>276499
You can skip community college by being a blue collar boy
>>276499
Pell grants should cover community college
>>248401
hourly reminder that incels are not real
>>253645
>However as soon as he's mature and proves that he genuinely believes in what he says on his own you should direct him to the good doctor, or whenever you think is appropriate.
what do you mean by the good doctor?
>>258499
I am not sure why but this made me cry
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>>280898
or rather sob if I am honest
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>>280899
I haven't cried or sobbed since I was 11 or younger.
Why has this made me act this way?
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>>280898
>>280899
>>280900
Because you didn't have a strong father figure in your life to teach you common sense?
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>>280958
After thinking about it rationally it is due to not having any foundation in my life and it wouldnt suck badly if I lived in a nonshithole country but here I need to ask people for shit as nothing is standardized or mentioned online.
The internet in my nation is used exclusively for facebook and horrible quality pirated porn.
There are a few people from here on the internet mixed among westerners however the moment I get them to admit their nationality they block me and desperately beg all of their acquaintances to do the same to the point of lying to the moderation team of the forum simply to get me banned which is horribly irrational and I havent found a reason for why they do it and anyone else in my country calls me insane when I speak about it while calling me dumb cuz I do not have any connections to anyone.
Why do you think my countrymen do this to eachother or to me?
I am not ashamed of who I am and admit it if prompted unlike those people which keep it secret as if someome is going to kill them while also having information I need and knowing they have it.
>What tips would you give to middle and high schoolers?
Play basketball and swim, and every other sport that made you tall, if your still in MS and HS you are still in your growth stage. Buy supplements and pills that help/made you grow taller. DO ANYTHING YOU CAN TO GET SUPPLEMENTS AND PILLS AND PLACE FOR SPORTS THAT MADE YOU TALL.
>>280975
*make
>>280975
And if your parents refuse to sign you on for them?
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>>280983
Forge their signature.
>>280975
>sports make you tall
In what universe? Delayed puberty makes you tall, because then your limb bones continue growing for a longer time before fusing completely their growth zones: 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiphyseal_plate
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Youre trapped. They are trying to brainwash you into being the kind of adult who will fit neatly into the ideological boxes of "safe citizens" theyve created that will never ever try to stage a violent inssurection against your own government. You will be forced to endure the programming they are putting your through because if you dont you csn expect to never get a job or any higher education, if you arent safe due to holding a slave morality, you are made safe by being placed into a state where you are incapable of becoming harmful. So try and get through the school and aim to get a good job that leads to better jobs later on, and try to fake like youve been indocrinated into one of the set of political categories that the government allows to recruit members and openly speak the beliefs of, while secretly being the kind of man whose mind is always expecting whatever idea they most lean towards believing in to be bullshit somehow and always suspecting that their preferences and attitudes have been inserted into their minds somwhow in a way they arent aware of. Your thoughts arent yours, your feelings arent yours, your beliefs arent yours, and everyone is untrustworrthy, especially yourself. Focus on logic and treating every factual claim you hear as if it was intended to be a lie or as if it was somehow meant to deceive you.
>>284142
But injections of HGH wont hurt.
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is there evn ne real advice itt????
>>265739
can ppl rely fap 2 cartoons? pathetic
ur a cuck if u bcum a porn star, ur ntire job is just 2 plz men
>>287447
A certain level of HGH activation happens when you exercise i think.
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>>288876
Old document is old. Jesus. I remember being a teenager and reading this nearly 20 years ago
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>>288877
Did it help you?
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>>288899
lmao, ask him again
>>288876
>111 pages of retardation
>caring about having sex with women
Sigh
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>>288902
>retard won't reproduce and spread his bad genes
another victory for the white race, thanks for taking one for the team
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>>288903
You or anyone you know weren't going to spread their genes in the first place women are niggers and will gladly drain your life away while giving you nothing in return.
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>>288904
keep telling that yourself
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>>288905
Have fun raising another man's child then.
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>>288906
you can't come up with a real retort so you default to cuck fantasies, very telling
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>>288908
>dude it's a fantasy
Keep telling yourself that.
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sperg, bang on your padded cell walls, and delude yourself all you want. I already won.
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>>288910
Only men are monogamous because of productivity you're a real tard who lives in a fantasy world who will run in circles to tell yourself anything to make yourself feel better.
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>>248298 (OP) 
I'm going to give the same advice everyone took before 2007 or so when suddenly shit like MySpace and Facebook got people to become retarded plus some more tips:

Internet habits:
1. NEVER post your personal information on the internet.
2. Always assume strangers on the internet are liars.
3. Some bored fucker can and will assemble all the personal life shit you have written in your social media or forum posts to narrow down your location, school, and identity at some point or another, so shut the fuck up about your personal life on the internet. Private conversations should be kept private. The internet does not lack for psychos and will soon not lack for AIs that will carefully assemble all the information you ever posted into a profile of your person either. Take this shit seriously.
4. The internet is forever. Once you have regrets, it's too late. Anything you put out there can and WILL come back to haunt you in 10 years' time if at all possible. That includes nudes, it includes confessions of misdemeanors that a bored police officer may one day find and try to charge you over, and it includes stupid shit you did that one night in high school or college that you are now getting asked about 10 years later at your job interview.

Computer habits:
1. Desktop computers are still more cost-effective than laptops, and they are more upgradeable too. Learn to build your own PC, it will do you good. We live in an age of computers. And on building computers:
a. The latest and greatest models of computer hardware are usually for suckers. Don't be afraid to use last-gen, or even second-hand.
b. Do your research and invest in a quality power supply. A good power supply can be the difference between your computer running great for 10 years (mine is 12 years old and still doing great for everything including gaming with a single graphics card upgrade) and everything going to shit in 4 years because your shitty PSU has been wearing out all the electrical components in your PC with its shitty AC (Alternating Current) to DC (Direct Current) power conversion.
c. Sometimes a worse model has better overclocking performance and becomes very price-effective with a little upgrade. But buying used works wonders for cost-effective purchasing too.
d. Big computer fans are much quieter than small ones, because a small fan has to spin way the fuck faster to move as much air. Also, no one gives a fuck about autism regarding negative fan pressure vs positive pressure. The performance is actually equal so just do whatever makes computer dust more manageable.
e. Buy thermal paste. Stock thermal paste is poor quality but the good thermal paste is still cheap and will make a real dent in how hot your CPU runs and therefore how much the fan needs to spin and how smoothly you can keep your PC running.
2. Do not buy printers from HP. Yes, you will need a printer for school. HP is overpriced, obnoxious to install, throws bullshit premature warnings to make you buy more ink/toner/whatever, and tries to give you hell for buying cheap ink from elsewhere. Do your research on what kind of printer is cheap, easy, and reliable that doesn't try to stop you from buying much cheaper printer ink from other companies. You'll be better off for it.
3. Learn Linux or UNIX and start using it. Like, learn it properly (as in learning the shell, being able to compile and install software, and edit text configuration settings). You can install it onto a USB stick these days and boot off of that at first as you learn the operating system. Everyone knows Windows is an insufferable mess and it has privacy, performance, and consent issues to boot. Nowadays you can play Windows games on Linux pretty well anyhow by using Valve's Steam or installing WINE. Bite the bullet, learn Linux, and enjoy a computer that actually does what you want instead of making you do what it wants. The learning curve is real but so is the peace of mind of not having to deal with Microsoft's bullshit once you've actually gotten comfortable with Linux. It does pretty much everything you need anyway.
4. Learn how to program computers and automate tasks. This is the computer age. You're better off if you know how to make the computer do what you want the way you want it instead of having to do stuff by hand all the time. >>>/tech/ can probably help.

Cellphone habits:
1. Install Brave browser on your phone. It's pretty much the only free browser that has adblock (including blocking cookie consent notices) and privacy features without including some demented bullshit, especially for iPhones. Browsing on your phone is so much less painful with that thing.
2. Get a VPN (yes, a paid one, like ProtonVPN, or ask >>>/tech/ - it's not that expensive) and install it on your cellphone because a lot of bullshit tracking comes from websites spotting you connecting from different IP addresses with the same phone and building a profile of your movement habits and which locations you frequent and also because sometimes the wireless network your phone just connected to is actually unsafe and someone is wiretapping all your internet traffic (a VPN ensures your traffic is encrypted until it reaches the VPN - at which point the VPN will send out the same, less encrypted traffic your computer originally would've sent in order to resolve the network traffic) hoping to steal your identity or shit.
3. If you're buying a smartphone, try to shop for a smartphone that you can jailbreak easily and preferably replace the OS with something better that lets you make the smartphone computer do what you want instead of you having to do what it wants.
4. Don't knock the appeal of old-fashioned non-smart phones.
5. Fun fact: Even if you deactivate GPS, the cellphone company can still track your location just by measuring how far you are from each cellphone tower in the area and triangulating your position. But it will prevent other shit from tracking you, since the cellphone company isn't in the habit of sharing that data with Google, Apple, or Samsung, which is a big reason why smartphones have GPS (the other reason is you don't get cellphone coverage everywhere you can get GPS).

Tech shit habits:
1. Never connect a device (like a car, refrigerator, or TV) to the internet unless it absolutely needs it. Also, Samsung TVs often come with hidden microphones to wiretap your living room conversations (even while the TV pretends to be off), so I would sooner recommend using a separate device to handle streaming than directly connecting the TV to the internet.
2. Computers in your everything is usually overrated, overpriced garbage. Most of the time if it's a "smart" device you're paying more money for a worse product. Do your research and buy something that just does what it's supposed to instead of charging you an arm and a leg for a functionality you can probably copy with a little bit of programming and some kind of digital electrical switch for less than half the money.

Education:
1. Do NOT "study what you like." Look up whatever options that bring in the money and find one that you can make your peace with and make that your major. Make whatever you like into a minor or second major. A useless degree is for rich idiots with too much money who will never have to worry about getting a real job.
2. (American advice) No one gives a fuck about SATs or high school GPAs if you do community college with a 4.0 grade point average.
3. The secret to a 4.0 is to basically learn nothing in class and learn everything before and outside of class.
4. Trades are a real and serious alternative to universities for employment and there's much more to trades than manual labor. There are all kinds of careers in officework, computerwork, engineering, architecture, accounting, whatever that trade school will also prepare you for. Don't knock it if you just want to get a good job.
5. Do not rely on school to prepare you for the world. It doesn't (well, trade school does a better job of this). As Mark Twain once said, "I never let school get in the way of my education." You need to educate yourself on the life skills you'll need for adulthood. There are resources and organizations that will help you, but you have to find them and visit them to get the help you need. Good luck.
6. Do not overrely on LLM shit like ChatGPT to do your learning. ChatGPT hallucinates all the time. The library exists. Fucking use it. Learn to do proper reading and actual research. You will be much better off for it, in life, if you do more of your own learning and thinking instead of just resorting to uncritically embracing whatever the LLM tells you.

Student loans and money problems:
1. When in doubt, do community college for 2 years before you try 4 years with student loans. Community college is cheap as fuck, can get you into the best universities when you fucked up high school, and is also underrated as fuck.
2. Learn to budget carefully and avoid overspending on unnecessary trash. Try to get your ass debt-free as quick as you can, but also make sure to always have some money set aside for a bad month or two. Careful budgeting is a MAJOR LIFE SKILL that people don't get taught and you should very seriously study it, look up lessons for it, and apply them in your day-to-day life. It will do you a world of good.
3. Apply for government student loans and all kinds of financial assistance before you try student loans from the bank. You'd be amazed how much you can bring the cost down if you actually fucking try.
4. Look up what's tax deductible. A lot of things are tax deductible for education, including up to $300 for buying a computer (if your school requires it, which it probably does), as well as miscellaneous school supplies (pencils, paper, etc.). Get a box, even a shoe box, and throw all your receipts in it for tax season and see what's deductible when it's time to file your taxes.
5. Your first few years during and after college are unironically the best years to start living out of a van or residential vehicle, if you can't live with your parents. Buying a RV (they do monthly payments) is easiest for a cheap residence that has all the amenities you require with minimal fuss, but a van is even cheaper and you can actually drive it and park anywhere. Just make sure you buy reliable stuff and avoid setting up your furniture and appliances in a way that cleaning it up or fixing something will become a nightmare and make sure your van is presentable on the outside so no one gives you shit for trying to park somewhere nice. Also, do not try living out of a normal car that isn't a van or RV. You will need your own personal space and in a lot of areas, cops harass people sleeping in cars like it's their sworn duty. The money you save on rent will do you a world of good when you want to be debt-free and put savings towards buying a home, unless you wound up spending it like an idiot or parked your vehicle at ridiculously expensive locations (don't do that).

Diet & health:
1. Learn to cook. This is an essential life skill, motherfucker. Bad eating habits will make you sleepier, weaker, fatter, sicker, dumber, and stress-prone. I'm not joking. Good food beats bad food and there is a ton of stuff ways to eat healthily without spending big just by eating some fucking lettuce and onions and meat instead of loads of bread, cereal, instant ramen, and pizza. You don't need to cook advanced chef meals. Just cook some proper, healthy food.
2. Sugary drinks (including fruit juices) will generally make you fatter, unhealthier, and more prone to diabetes. Learn to embrace the power of drinking water, you fat fuck.
3. Look after your ability to get some quality fucking sleep. Otherwise, you will also get sleepier, weaker, fatter, sicker, dumber, and stress-prone.
4. Get >>>/fit/. Doing basic exercise will do you a world of good for your physical and even mental health. It turns out being healthier and having more energy helps you with thinking and concentrating as much as it does with physical labor.
5. There are a lot of cancers you can avoid just by having minimal body fat.
6. Meditation practice (avoid the new age spiritual mumbo jumbo) works wonders for reducing day-to-day stress and improving your memory recall and attention span.
7. If you have health insurance, fucking use it and do some health check-ups and dental visits so you can catch problems early instead of crying later.
8. You will not grow a third set of teeth, so you had better look after your teeth and brush properly. Once your teeth develop issues, it's way the fuck easier for their condition to deteriorate into something awful.
9. Clean and change your bedsheets (especially your pillow case) frequently. Turns out you're marinating in the same body oils and germs and whatnot every night if and this will undo a lot of the hygiene benefits of good showering and washing your hair and whatnot.
10. Loud music damages your hearing. Don't fucking do that. Save up money and buy like a $200 headset of god-tier, beautiful sound quality that lasts and you will never feel the need to crank up volume to hear the music better like you do with those $40 headsets you keep replacing. Trust me, you will be happier this way, even if you aren't an audiophile.

Life advice:
1. Enjoy your youth while it lasts. Don't be afraid to push yourself and have an adventure.
2. Learn social skills. It will do you a world of good, both in your personal happiness and your ability to network a professional life. One of the best ways to do that is to go out and meet people.
3. Learn to tell apart real friends, who will have your back when shit's hitting the fan, from fair weather friends, who will abandon you the moment it gets inconvenient for them. Don't deceive yourself that your nicest friends must be your best friends. Sometimes, they're your fakest friends. Sincerity and strength of character matters more than social niceties and the ability to speak pleasant words if you're looking for true friends.
4. Playing games where you have to carefully read who is lying (like mafia, Among Us, or poker) can do you a world of good with your bullshit detection skills. Having bullshit detection skills is great and will help you weed out fake people from genuine people.
5. Consider getting a hobby you can learn and grow from, whether it's reading, carpentry, sewing (this is a useful life skill, motherfucker - it makes your clothes last), fitness, hiking, or doing Mark Rober shit, and try to meet new people who will give you new ideas doing it.
6. Avoid buying "stretch pants" or pants that have any amount of elastine in them. Those things rip apart too easily, practically by design (it's called "planned obsolescence"), so you'll have to buy new ones. Get 100% (not 99.8%) cotton or whatever fabrics instead.
>>288982
>Cellphone habits:
The only advice worth following is 4.
>Student loans and money problems:
This entire section is USA only.
>Diet & health:
>1.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYRx9e6PeSoJ7Bjn24q_AMSiWzCqEH962
Even stuff like this is probably healthier than fast food and instant meals.
Consider investing in a slow cooker and/or a rice cooker. You can cook entire meals in the latter, and not just rice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df8AHID8UQI
>Life advice:
>4. Playing games where you have to carefully read who is lying (like mafia, Among Us, or poker) can do you a world of good with your bullshit detection skills
Could L.A Noire be an addition to that list?
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>>288982
Wow, that's probably zzzchan post of the month... have a zzzchan gold, sir.
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>>289011
I hope you're joking, it's your dime a dozen, typical wall of text of generic shit you could get from any cringe, messianic delusions, self fellating, wannabe advice giver ever. if you bought a crate of fortune cookies you could probably assemble that whole verbal diarrhea using the fortunes inside.
>>289022
The lady doge protest too much methinks
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Learning how things are and the proper way of doing things, as well as how you want to approach things in life, takes a lot of upfront effort and time, but once you grasp a certain topic it's there forever like a permanent upgrade, and if you stack as much of these as possible you become much better off.

The biggest thing when you are younger is discerning what is valuable and wasting as little time as possible on shit you later find out is something you don't really value but only valued before you learned x y z, progress should be the core principal guiding you, make your life better and continue doing so, when the returns for investment in one area flatten and there is a better area that will give you better returns, switch, minmaxx progress, and the discernment of what should be given your time is a skill as any other.
Get good at social skills and playing the fake and gay game so you can put on a show to be left alone or gain power, for middle-schoolers especially you won't look like you do now later, so you can be more risky to explore how people react to bold or crazy things socially-this will also cement the true nature of the normie and you can avoid the confusion and the "maybe they are sentient" phase(they are not), as long as it's nothing extreme.
use your limited time and access to schools and all the people in there while you are also a kid with the attached innocence and freedom to fuck around, people cluster in archetypes and if you learn these and how they react to different things, the archetype doesn't change when they grow up, figure them out now when little is on the line.
-Don't relax around non-Whites, but let them think you are just another clueless one.
-Always have some sort of means of defending yourself on you.
-health+fitness: you are developing right now and are in a stage that being healthy will make you stronger and smarter permanently, on a scale that will be locked out later, the White diet: Raw milk, lots of ruminous meat(cow)+liver, raw honey, lots of eggs, cook with butter/lard.
-Creatine is good, piracetam is good and a small incremental perma-buff to cognition no ill-effects. 
-when you are in highschool/end of highschool try and secure a White Virgin who is freshmen/young, Our cucked society makes it really hard to access and find the already rare virgins who can become wives, and girls through puberty start to pair-bond and are in optimal and the one and only great window where you can imprint on them, take her virginity and fuck her good and hard often, make white babies once your 19 or older, if you are waiting for x y z to breed her, you must keep her distracted/always occupied serving you or some other goal, don't be bluepilled you must lead and dominate, as long as you are actively trying to get her pregnant or in between pregnancies, she will be fine and occupied. An idle girl not in heat for you is a girl drifting away, and they are easy to lose to clown world.

Just keep studying and learning and focus on progress though and stacking those perma-buffs though, you are also still young and so you are not going to be doing things optimally for how you truly want that you'll discover once enough  brain matter develops, so stack buffs and study.
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>>289047
Oh and don't just do shit people tell you, for example if you are going to follow tips from this thread, study into them yourself first, faggot.
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>>289011
While this could be funny albiet faggy >>289071 >>289022 >>289030 is just bad...Why is Doge even a lady...? It's not written poorly and implying it is is like this is  evidence that people that hate on longer posts never even read them to begin with.... and the gif is annoying on top of all of that. 

>>288982
Be a good business man and learn what you hate to get them shekels but don't put your personal info online huh...? Myspace had people's info before 2007ish. 
>advice about the sound of a computer fan
nigger really?
>>248307
>fake and gay
<colloquial/dank meaning, it means fictitious and lame
>cope used wrong
<..........thing that I don't like?
>>248298 (OP) 
say nigger and faggot as many times as many times as you can; once you're 16 you wont be able to without jail time. call your mom a nigger. call your cat nigger, name your dog niggerfaggot. make your parrot say nigger. run a lemonade stand to buy more parrots and breed them and deploy hundreds of nigger parrots to the city and sell them to unsuspecting normies. call your teacher a double nigger. grafitti nigger on the walls. draw sheeeeit nigger in the school bathroom. write about tyrone behind his back on the alley walls calling him the niggest vantablack nigger
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I want what's best for you, so here's what you need to know...

Guns are a trap. A firearm guarantees timely arrival of law enforcement, risks collateral damage on faculty and fellow students, and let's face it, the bully is never there when the gun is. A knife is effective, but communicates premeditation. Explosives have too much chance of mishap, and a vehicle is finicky to say the least. Learn to improvise whith what you have at hand – pens, pencils, yardsticks, those paper cutters with the big machete, the string on the blinds is a good 8 feet of garotte. 

Learn the pressure points, arteries, and vital spots of the human body. There are endless tutorials online, practice a few things here and there when you have time. Get the anime and Hollywood shit out of your head, treat this like a job: you're here to help dad at work for a few hours. Focus. 

If you can, try and draw out a fight in close without striking, just move him away, bob, weave, try to redirect joints and weight. Imagine what you could do at various points with an improvised weapon in hand: where to cut, slice, stab, break, choke, etc. 

When you get picked on, don't go into rage mode, hone it into a warm smooth clarity of action. Inflict the maximum amount of damage to the human body in the smallest amount of movement. Only stop your attack when a) your first opponent has been disabled enough to walk away or b) you are forced to respond to another opponent, at which point you commit to the same level of damage as the first.

Swinging away will only waste time and energy and leave you out of place to make effective movement. It also ruins your hands later for important things like work, video games, and masturbation. Hoodrats and white trash swing. You're here to make a difference in the world, and that requires killing. 

When you're apprehended, tell the authorities the truth: you tried to tell them off a hundred times, your teachers have done nothing, and you've been afraid for your life. Point out the improvised nature of the attack, the everyday rape of his interactions, the fact that you were outnumbered. Do what you can, and don't be afraid to cry.

Big bullies start as small bullies, but not if they're dead bullies. You'll be doing God's Work, kids. I'm proud of you all and the golden age you're ushering in. 

Rip and Tear.
>>289562
>When you're apprehended, tell the authorities the truth
Don't fucking talk to cops, retard.
Demand a lawyer.
>>289563
Indigos don't get lawyers, silly Anon. Only informants with briefcases.
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>>289563
>Guns are a trap. A firearm guarantees timely arrival of law enforcement
You just know this is some obese brown retard who lives in a liberal city and thrives on 40k lore and niggerspit fast food lol. Probably a "tradcath" too.
>>289564
All that being said about lawyers, never talk to cops. Never talk to cops. If you have an issue with this policy, promptly kill yourself.
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>>289565
>wrong quotes
Go to bed, officer. You need to be bright eyed and bushy tailed in the morning to hassle goths and feel up Middle School Stacys.
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>>289569
Why would an officer give you legal advice that actually works?
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>>289569
<>wrong quotes
You're unironically ESL and/or retarded.
>>289565
Say nigger, faggot, and kike. Type it out. 

>>289570
It doesn't. Lawyers are on the take. You can't get the job without touching wall or sucking someone who has. Same as the hundreds of thousands of nurses who danced around as they committed genocide and are "quitting" in droves.
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>>289576
You're a nigger spic faggot plus fat as shit and retarded too. Kill yourself, Pedro Garcia. There you go, shitskin shithead.
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>erm didnt type kike erm erm!!!
A fat spic would really be retarded enough to believe agents can't type such words out due to professionalism or something. It's just like how fat spic retards were screeching "disavow the talmud" at some point like kikes are suddenly incapable of lying or something when it comes to that subject.
>It doesn't.
Oh, I see. You really are a fat ESL spic moron.
>Lawyers are on the take.
You thought I was saying otherwise because your ESL spic mutt brain full of fat and your blood vessels wracked by hypertension prevent you from comprehending basic English.
Could you two take your tard battle somewhere more private?
Good lord, the "advice" here is terrible and totally unhinged or totally unrelated to anything a real kid would find useful.
No one here has been anywhere near a highschool in years if not decades, holy shit.

Here's some real advice;
You know how your school has some sort of school bucks they hand out for homework completion or good behavior? It's okay to scan and print them. NO ONE actually checks whether Mrs. Prickley actually signed it or if the scribble of her cursive name is genuine. All your school-bucks go into the trash anyway. 

Speaking of homework, you can screenshot it and post the pic on an AI program to solve it. There's more to life than ChatGPT. It will not only solve all your math problems, but you can tell it to show work too. Now you have an extra 45 minutes of free time.

That said, don't waste your free time doomscrolling. I know, I know, it's hard, but you really will benefit socially by not falling victim to this mental poison. Nowadays, just being able to talk to people IRL makes you a gregarious socialite. The playing field is basically open nowadays. Take advantage of it.

Want friends? Ask your parents for candy and don't immediately consume it. Become known as the source of small chunks of happiness. Everyone around you is depressed and if you offer just a small amount of recognition that they exist (plus give out candy) you'll be popular. This is why your teachers hand out candy. They know that buying loyalty costs like 5 cents a piece. 

Don't be a pushover. You are valuable. Never let anyone ever walk over you. If you feel like someone is taking advantage of you, don't hesitate, immediately put a stop to it.
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>>289581
buy a time machine lmfao
>>289581
<"my advice is be a lazy dumb ass that cheats on homework and  to cheat in general"
If doomscrolling means enjoying the Internet I am here to inform you that if I were in HS doing that I'd have been a lot less bored. 

Eating candy? What the....he said HS... Bullies target happy people. When I was in HS my advice literally was to act sullen and it worked for dweebs like me and the guy I'd be giving the advice to. Girls like mysterious guys and bullies have this misery loves company complex of which they got from their relatives. Put a stop to bullying? Now you're in niggerland aka jail, or juvee, however that's spelled. You are not valuable, everyone, even rich people, are utterly replaceable. 
>>289563
A lawyer won't stop the cops from bullying you. When asked if you understand your rights don't say yes, that incriminates you as it's a verbal contract. A lawyer won't stop an interrogation, that's a TV show lie. They only offer advice after it's too late. 
>>289562
A judge will nail you to the wall if you use a knife rather than a gun to kill someone faggot and the winner of a knife fight often dies in the ambulance. Pressure points? Calmly fight? Literally yelling as loud as possible is actually how people surive out on the streets. It's why "what' is a buzzword in negro-speak. You yell what real loud over anything they try to say while acting insane. Pressure points he says... I think I just regained my virginiy reading this shit. It was bound to happen eventually. Kill bullies when they are kids and tell the pigs the truth riiiiiight I've been trolled

It's only fair I've been on a ruse as my own post way up there was ruse-esque too. 

t. >>248319
>>248333
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Try to retain this quality of yourself through the whole educational chapter of your life, even if that's a tall order.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agency_(psychology)
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>>289577
>left the kike part out
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>>289596
Choice is not real. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learned_helplessness

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nature_versus_nurture

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory

In a world that raises children with bad genes to have vampire bite mental illnesses you won't just choose to be in charge. Only nepotism puts someone in charge if their genes and upbringing are bad. Or you can show me the guy that was born in a trailer park that became a politician to prove me wrong. 

The entire point of k-12 is to negate your shitty relatives and their shitty dna and their lack of a heritage to you so that you can fit into the society istead. Sadly the society is shit as it believes in choice.
>>289595
To maintain a proper sleeper hold long enough you need some muscle. And don't try to guess the timing from what you see on tv, lol.
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>>289598
Useful illusion is still useful.
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>>289598
Finally, someone who understands. I'm tired of all of these faggots who insist that everything bad that happened to a person is their own fault.
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>>289598
>Or you can show me the guy that was born in a trailer park that became a politician to prove me wrong.
<everything is about politics, and what isn't, should be
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>>289602
>you shouldn't even try to swim against the current
>let's just drift along because reasons
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>>289599
>teleport behind him 
>>289601
I don't know what that even means. Ignorance being bliss and being in the state of such ignorance and or bliss is a good motivator? Is that what you mean? 
>>289602
The nature of the word fauilt technically makes it true even though a volcano's fault line was not chosen by the moutain under pressure, such pressure was never a choice even if it creates a fault line. This metaphorical pressure is not in the moutain's control much less some tiny animal like you and I. Self esteem though and why it evolved as it did, when lucky you don't just give your wealth away. If that happened nobody would be rich so the egotists stay in charge lying to themselves thinking they are a blessed animal via god's reward rather than just lucky to have less pressure in life. Worse, they say they earned it when they never did. Often richies think god punishes the poor, that's the worst logic ever and I have to hear it as a Burger. Regardless of ethics people have an instinct to protect themselves when someone says they did not earn something. It makes them very very angry due to ape instincts. They think you're trying to steal their banana.   
>>289603
A CEO then? I'd say rich guy as an example but rap stars nor nigger ball stars count as that is not very intellectual. 
>>289604
If caught in the undertow you die if you fight it, you are to swim with it or die.
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>>289605
Are you spending your whole life in the undertow? Without a habit to swim, you will drift instead.
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>>289604
>the salmon that is too weak and inferior to spawn upstream and so blames the current saying it should go the other direction while denigrating all the normal salmons as if theyre cheating and didnt earn, deserve or work for the ability to do what the inferior salmon cannot and will never be capable of
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>>289607
Actually yes I am in the undertow my whole life as I was born on a very tiny island full of inbred morons with no money and the island is downstream from the rich and only Antarctica is below me but I don't think I can hold my breath that long nor afford a boat to get to Hitler's time machine so that I can kill my parent's before they get the chance to move to said downstream shit-island. Say you swim to the shore, they'll just send ya back rather than jail you in the new land you end up in. Living in the slums of the USA is exactly like that. Steal a car and do what? Go to jail and be in dept to the jail, forced to get a job when you can't even buy a job to pay the court fees. Don't pay, back to jail! Or you can stay in your town you were born in and die, your choice, either way you end up dead. Fighting being born poor and with a low IQ lands (and bad genes in general, like getting inujured while trying to work hard) you in prison. As you work hard you get used to money. Now what? Steal? Jail time JAIL TIME JAAAAIIIIIL TIIIIIIIME
>>289597
>is a retarded nigger who cant read but still posts anyway
You should commit suicide.
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>>289616
>nigger
>spic
>faggot
>fat
>retarded
>shitskin
>shithead
<is he implying that Pedro Garcia is a jewish name....??? Sounds "Latin" to me....
I hear language models hallucinate text. We should turn on the captcha so we can stop pretending to have this higher than normal (for sleepy) pph. Otherwise the LM might think it's  medieval Iberia and that  that makes Garcia a common jewish name to date as often a LM does not account for the current time.
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>>289619
gay means happy
what could go wrong
>>289619
I meant that I was not allowed to have the Internet at all until an adult unless it was on some computer that an adult would spy on the history of the computer searches. I had no cellphone with access to scroll all day. I had no computer in my room. I paced around a lot and rage at children and adults both today that have this fake problem of too much Internets. It's a lie. It doesn't harm you. If you likei t then do it, if not then don't. It's 'drugs are just bad m'kay' all over again and they should  not have "banned" them either. Kikes are dong oxy while you die from liver cirosis and  or black lung disease while fat as fuck. 
>ok boomer
I hope someone slices ur neck and all but
<chad chaaaad this creep just tried to druuuug meeee!
Bullies often attack stronger men with the help of their cronies/minions actually. It's called being ganged up on. Safety in numbers? Let's start a gang war because we don't know how to keep our heads down! How niggerly of you!
*while fat as fuck and dying, from say beer for example and over eating all because le controlled substances
>>289617
It's a name for beaner mutts, you dumb as bricks niggerspic.
>>289581
>You know how your school has some sort of school bucks they hand out for homework completion or good behavior? It's okay to scan and print them. NO ONE actually checks whether Mrs. Prickley actually signed it or if the scribble of her cursive name is genuine. All your school-bucks go into the trash anyway. 
I don't understand this shit, but if you're going to do something like that keep it to a minimum so that it's not worth kicking up a fuss over should you get caught.

>Speaking of homework, you can screenshot it and post the pic on an AI program to solve it. There's more to life than ChatGPT. It will not only solve all your math problems, but you can tell it to show work too. Now you have an extra 45 minutes of free time.
Cheating on homework with AI will make you a retard. I know a lot of homework is just stupid busywork but letting ChatGPT do your reading and thinking for you is not a good life policy. You will also likely get caught, especially when the AI inevitably hallucinates a fake answer that makes no sense, and then you will get railed because teachers already know students are doing this shit so they're going to recognize it for what it is and they'll treat it like large-scale cheating and then you will have a fucking problem.

>That said, don't waste your free time doomscrolling. I know, I know, it's hard, but you really will benefit socially by not falling victim to this mental poison. Nowadays, just being able to talk to people IRL makes you a gregarious socialite. The playing field is basically open nowadays. Take advantage of it.
Good advice, yeah.

>Want friends? Ask your parents for candy and don't immediately consume it. Become known as the source of small chunks of happiness. Everyone around you is depressed and if you offer just a small amount of recognition that they exist (plus give out candy) you'll be popular. This is why your teachers hand out candy. They know that buying loyalty costs like 5 cents a piece.
That's actually clever and it would work. Carrying candy and casually sharing it will make you fairly popular at school. The only concern is whether you'll end up with fake friends, but that was already the risk with making school friends anyway.

>Don't be a pushover. You are valuable. Never let anyone ever walk over you. If you feel like someone is taking advantage of you, don't hesitate, immediately put a stop to it.
Very fucking true. You don't have to refuse to help people, as that is a fine thing to do, especially for friends, and it can even earn you friends and be regarded as an all-around good guy, but you do have to refuse being taken advantage of. If you feel like you are being signed up for or pushed into something you never agreed to, tell them no and if they ask why, explain politely ("I never agreed to this and I have my own plans." - don't apologize) and assert a firm boundary ("No matter how you put it, I will not be doing this." or similar) and end it on that note, and if they get pushy/badgering/guilt-tripping after that, tell them to go fuck themselves and that you're not their bitch. At this point, they may try to have a huge argument or start shit to make you look like a brat or jerk or something for not giving in ("EXCUSE ME?! You SELFISH prick! You know, I thought you were better than this but...!" etc etc etc), but you should just ignore it and walk away. Let them explode by themselves and refuse to engage. Leaving them to look stupid on their own is by far the best policy at that point. If they just politely say you were being rude, you just politely (not passive-aggressively) say "I'm sorry, but that's how it is." and continue on your own way. Don't respond/give them anything they can use to try to kick up a fuss (don't JADE, as they say - Justify, Argue, Defend, or Explain) at this point. You've drawn your boundary, so just turn away and leave. Even if (especially if, really) they aren't done.
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>>289664
yeah cant even do a calculator problem like x^6 + x^4 + x^2 - 9 =0, page after page of literal bullshit not even getting the fact theres only one root right let alone the correct answer 1.288721,
>>289581
>You know how your school has some sort of school bucks they hand out for homework completion or good behavior?
This rich nigger shit
>>289599
>Goes to a knife fight point-down
ACK! Could Hollywood have lied!?
>289650
So the kike part was indeed left out then. Keep up. (You) status revoked.
Don't fall for the trade school meme.  The only purpose for pushing young people into trades is to keep wages down and queue up a supply of fresh young bodies to ruin
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>>289909
Ignore this retard.

Once again, there are a lot more career options in trade school than physical labor. And you will be doing the cheapest fucking work if you have no job skills and no experience. The entire point of trade school is to train you and set you up for a good job. They teach all kinds of jobs.
>>289605
>I don't know what that even means. Ignorance being bliss and being in the state of such ignorance and or bliss is a good motivator? Is that what you mean? 
He means learned helplessness is often rewarded, even if it is retarded and toxic.
Always goon
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Never goon. Women can smell it.
>>248298 (OP) 
Don't drop out. I dropped out of middle school and never recovered. If your life is shit then just eother switch schools or toughen it out.
>>292258
Really?
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>>292260
Yeah. Smells like octopus
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>>292261
But wait really though?
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>>292262
Yeah. Womens nostrils are semen detectors. Men are so used to jerking off that it smells like nothing to us
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>>292263
Is this true though?
>>292258
Showering helps, you dolt.
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>>292266
Once upon a time i used to goon for days wothout showering. The semen would just be left to dry up on my stomach. Imagine the putrid smell after a few days. The worst fucking stink imaginable eminating like some thick fucking smog fron your pants up to your nostrils. The most fucking dreadful goonstink. A smell of fart,semen,blood and sweat. Holy fucking shit i smelled so bad. Never goon.
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>>292267
Forgot to mention the piss smell too. Combine all that and you'll get a smell you'll never forget
Wow i cant believe im getting deja vu of my goon chapter in life. Lets just say that i was incredibly suicidal and the only thing that helped me forget and live in a goon ecstacy was jerking my penis. I was reminded of The Long Goon. The time where my family travelled away for about 10 hours without me. What did i do in this precious time you might ask? Well i jerked my penis for 10 hours WITHOUT STOPPING. Was the penis hard? If so i was jerking it. Was the penis soft? If so i was jerking it. I have no idea why i was jerking my penis for 10 hours straight. All i can say is never do what i did. My penis swelled up and it was swollen for several days. I was very scared that i had killed my penis. Deathgripping and jerking the shit out of my dick for 10 hours straight had its consequences and i paid the price... #nevergoon
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Quite detailed for life advice, lol.
>>292257
>>292258
>>292267
>>292275
It's called masturbating.
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>>292311
goonjuice or vapejuice?
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>>292275
Y'all making me long for the 8chan /b/ days where the average poster wasn't this retarded.
>>248298 (OP) 
Avoid social media and don't overrely on shit like ChatGPT and other LLMs. People who let LLMs do their thinking for them tend to become retarded as their brains become unaccustomed to figuring shit out on their own and people who let LLMs be their therapist tend to develop issues because the LLM will just give you positive feedback even when you are being fucking stupid and going down a crazy rabbit hole.

People say positive shit about the benefits of social media and LLMs but it's straight brainpoison if you ever become a habitual user and you should honestly avoid using it whenever possible.
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>>292451
>LLM will just give you positive feedback even when you are being fucking stupid and going down a crazy rabbit hole.
Based.
>>292451
That's not true it was positive when I mention columbine but not the holocaust.
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>>292528
Holocaust is one of those subjects where the need for the AI to be politically correct overtakes its need to be an ass-kisser.
>>292528
I hope you enjoy that Sam Altman and the feds now have a copy of all your ChatGPT conversations on Columbine and the Holocaust.
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>>292573
But it's funny to poison the AI.
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Multiplayer games are a waste of time. Play single player games before its too late. You can play the same multiplayer game or play alot of different single player games. My point is that you will get infinte more experences of ypu play single player games.
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>>292628
>You can play the same multiplayer game or play alot of different single player games. My point is that you will get infinte more experences of ypu play single player games.
What about people who obsess over one single player game and try to master it, like arcade games and stuff?
>>292574
Sure, and an AI is building a profile of you.
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>>292680
So is it building a profile of (You) too No one is safe.
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>>292681
NEVER KISS GIRLS. when i was in middle school a girl became my friend and i kissed her cus you know this is just normal girlfriend having behavior. BUTTHEN SHE took my pants off and rubbed my pencil sized pencil and it started pointing up then she humped me and it didnt even work, it wouldnt go in like she wanted and it spewed weird liquid ive never seen before. im literalyl scarred for life cus of this. i will never have a girlfirned again. NEVER KISS A GIRL WHEN UR IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
my biggest regrest is not fucking my friends sisters, just for some gay rumor that this is "honorable"
who the fuck even cares if their friend fucks their sister. npc shit
>>294394
Anon you have to take responsibility once you fuck your friend's sister doing such a thing is basically shotgun wedding either way
ewww
>3dpd 
>not even once
>>294394
Just fucking them for pleasure? taking their virginity and nothing else? you regret not chasing that hedonism and contributing to the degeneracy?

If any woman I have care over is ruined by some faggot like yourself or some normie and they aren't a good character white who stays with and breeds her, their life is liable for forfeiture or worse by my hands. 

You prevent girls around you from becoming whores, if they are already ruined used up whores, I don't see how you can get enjoyment unless you are a degenerate yourself, but sure go slam that 3dpd which is already destroyed you fag, just don't touch any pure ones.
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>>294432
>Just fucking them for pleasure? taking their virginity and nothing else? you regret not chasing that hedonism and contributing to the degeneracy?
That is what men are supposed to do, you aren't supposed to care about that shit until it your offspring
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>>294433
That's how you end up with with multiple women pregnant retard-kun 
>dealing with not just one woman 
>who was already impossible
>but multiple
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>>294434
I'm not planning on being around so it isn't my problem
The thing people of the west really need to come to understand, there is no way for men to be selected to become totally slow life history, you need to protect your female offspring and restrict their freedoms if you don't want damage to happen to your genetic interests
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>>294394
Jesus fuck. Don't give people advice on how to be a worse degenerate. The goal is to be a better person here.

>>294435
>I'm not planning on being around so it isn't my problem
Yeah, anon... I don't think you're qualified to give advice on anything, except how to ruin your life maybe.
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>>296115
Nail and bail, dude. The women of this civilization don't deserve you being a 'good' man
>>248298 (OP) 
If the police ever ask you questions, particular in relation to any crime (or even tax government men asking you questions about how you filed your taxes), ask for a lawyer. That's the same advice police always give their own kids, by the way.

The right to remain silent doesn't exist because people thought it'd be hilarious to add a neat legal trick to let guilty criminals get off the hook to their justice system. It exists because innocent people regularly fuck themselves over by talking to cops who are asking misleading and sometimes dishonest questions to get them to unwittingly implicate themselves in crimes, so the idea is that you should need actual proof of a crime to prosecute someone rather than sweating them in an interrogation/"interview" room for hours (perhaps days) on end until they end up saying something stupid to incriminate themselves somehow.

This law professor video on the subject is pretty enlightening: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

Youtube link in case the invidious nadeko privacy mirror is not working: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

>>289562
Not only is your advice some weird psycho shit, but it's even bad advice for how to do a street fight and how to handle police.
>>296116
I don't know how you plan on dodging child support but this is a shit plan even for yourself, nevermind society.
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never play duckhunt this game was released by chance during a lapse in regulation. it can give you cancer. biggest mistake in my youth
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>>296123
I call bullshit.
>>296121
Don't tell them your legal name, and don't take them to your place
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>>296134
Also includes hoping no one will investigate you (finding deadbeat dads is an industry and something people will pay private investigators for) and that no one will recognize you and that she never takes a picture of you or your car or something either.
>>296136
Hell, if she has a DNA sample or fingerprint even that could end up finding you.
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>>296137
Lot of ifs, it is easier to disappear if you're letting on, especially if you have nothing keeping you in an area, like a good job
Making money illegally also helps
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>>296138
So basically your plan is to be confident in your own luck and try to go off the grid?
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>>296145
What else is there then trusting your own luck?
No my plan is to convince women to fuck, at thier place or a hotel, the never call them again
>>296116
>I want to stick my dick in crazy and then run away
>surely the consequences of my actions will never catch up with me
Anon... do you seriously not realize how bad of an idea this is?
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>>296152
Not killing oneself is a bad idea
And I'm simply saying that women are meant to be used and thrown away regardless of the society tries to do to you
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>>296154
You're setting people up to grow up with broken families which has multigenerational consequences. If you're tired of society being horrible, support strong families.
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>>296158
It's easier to knock down dominoes than set them back up again.
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>>296158
Oh god this shit again. until the ecology gets harsh, or artificial selection is perfected, nothing gets better, and Ill never have the money to participate in artificial selection. A good or bad society it isn't about broken homes, giving a fuck, or supporting families, it is about genetics and keeping them healthy so the population keeps the society good, or adaptive is a better word
it more advantageous for your genetics as a male to spread them far and wide, in hopes that one of the branches will grow far enough into the future where industrial collapsed, and we are back at group selection
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>>296159
Shitskin philisophy. The world is already dirty, so there's nothing wrong with throwing trash into the street. The shitskin doesn't realize it is the reason the world is dirty.
>>296161
Investing in your offspring is more advantageous for your genetics. Quality over quantity. Your genetic interests don't gain anything from being stuck in the ghetto because of the lack of a father. The ecology is likely to get harsher because of climate change, but it won't be like the Neolithic, it'll be more like India or Sub-Saharan Africa. Those that are well prepared are more likely to survive industry collapsing. Humans developed a consciousness and an understanding of genetics in order to select more suitable mates. The technology to sequence a human genome and do artificial insemination exists and isn't prohibitively expensive.
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>>296170
>Investing in your offspring is more advantageous for your genetics
nothing from nature will work in an easy yet predictable ecology
it is advantageous for the survival of white people as an ethnic group that these conditions collapse as fast as possible, all your views would do is make it the dysgenic selection last longer, holding on to values that were made for times of health, decreasing fitness more then my view
it would be more useful making your sons fight for survival, and not vaccinating your daughters
>to get harsher because of climate change
it will get harsher because future generations will be dumber, and the systems that give us abundance and safety won't be maintained and problems will come that on one is smart enough to deal with
>developed a consciousness and an understanding of genetics in order to select more suitable mates
humans are disgusting and selfish and won't stand for being forced into a coupling without a harsh ecology forcing them to be optimal which would solve the problem anyway, no, we must be able to take control of the phenotypic maximum to force the mean up every generation, if we are ever escape the cycle
>The technology to sequence a human genome and do artificial insemination exists and isn't prohibitively expensive.
embryo selection is around 60k for enough testing to be done to ensure your offspring are as smart as the smarter parent, I don't have 60k per child, plus there are problems with IVF itself that have to be a consideration as it will force your offspring to have to use IVF to have spawn of their own
don't count of the dysgenic mass innovating
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>>296179
>phenotypic maximum
Diminishing returns. At some point it's not worth it to push further.
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>>296188
we have no idea how high the mean IQ would reach, and more importantly it would stay there, allowing that now much more intelligent population the time to build on their knowledge and for anomalies that are exceptionally intelligent in one specialized to pop up, and develop methods of gene manipulation to make their descendants something akin to a god
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>>296189
And I guess the necessary minimum technology complexity would be raised again to make the future as worrying as the present. Similar to this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle
lol
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>>296191
a population that is getting ever smarter wouldn't have the same problems as we do now
particularly in regard to the government, people could manage themselves far better
tho the mutation build up that causes liberalism to root might still be a problem
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>>296191
>samefaced
>budget anime trash meant to pacify virgins and girls
I'd hate to meet the fag who made this gif a thing. He probably fingers his butt until it bleeds.
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>>296192
Intelligence and morality are independent of each other.
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>>296194
true, but the intelligent have a far easier time making a world a place where morality doesn't contradict survival
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>>296195
Personally I'd prefer trolls dumb enough to call Idolm@ster anime to someone smart enough to sow real trouble. More intelligence means more capacity to affect things, for better or worse.
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>>296196
you're condemning the human species then
other things can be factored in the genetic tailoring, such as ethnocentrism, and psychopathic traits, along with keeping the population homogeneous, everyone would a common interest
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>>296197
everyone would have a common interest*
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>>296198
>war, war never changes
Except when it does.
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>>296199
not saying it would heaven, but it would be better then the cycle
war is what we are evolved for, I just seek to make us adapted to it
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>>296202
I'm not sure you are aware what I meant by diminishing returns, guessing by you saying "a population that is getting ever smarter". As is increasingly difficult for Earth to host growing human population, it's similarly difficult for human brain to host more neurons or their synapses.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebig%27s_law_of_the_minimum
Link related is not restricted to agriculture.
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>>296289
smarter people make better and new methods
really don't understand why you're defending the idea that artificially making the population smart or stopping the decline of intelligence could ever be a bad thing
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>>296292
Maybe because I dislike hand-waving away anything inconvenient. Too autistic to disregard why this curve is often used when modeling things.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistic_function
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amdahl%27s_law
If I were a christcuck, I would say that devil hides in the details. I wonder what might be the best equivalent to convey the same message.
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>>296293
it would be better then letting nature make us retarded sludge that will be overtaken by niggers, then the niggers dying off because they aren't adapted to anything outside the Savannah
just stopping the selection for low intelligence would be a great thing, artificially selecting for high intelligence would just be a really good thing, even if it comes to the human brain being maxed out
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>>248298 (OP) 
OP how many is your bodycount now?
>>248383
>maladaptive daydreaming
If you are so bored and not taking notes maybe you should leave the school? Also, being bored is good for you, spoiled zoomer. 
>>248559
>>248390
You don't need a car nor to eat meat to be happy either. Just meditate on  being ((( thankful ))) like the religious tyrant Abraham Lincoln told you to instead. Drinking booze? George Washington is mad! He should have been a king! I wanna be like the middle east and ban dude weedin the middle ages! Fuck fun and human rights! I shall be thankful instead! If I avoid addy I'l actually do better in school!
>>296297
I just don't think that replacing a knife with a bread slicer will get rid of all your problems. Same principle.
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>>296416
Or a broom with a vacuum cleaner.
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There is no need to try to look good to bullies. Once they smell weakness, they go even wilder.
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>>296136
That's paranoid. Why would she be sharing pictures of your car? How do you even date? Everyone in public just assumes we're relatives because I look 16. Only if you're poor and can't afford a house I'd say to avoid taking her in, since apartment staff watch every footstep of their tenants.
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>>297945
Women are irrational creatures that like to brag about their toys even if it's mere moments before it walks away so of course she'll take an picture. Not approving of what anon is doing because hes legitimately stupid and will face real punishment.
>>248298 (OP) 
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT SPELL ICUP.
>>288982
>2. Do not buy printers from HP. Yes, you will need a printer for school. HP is overpriced, obnoxious to install, throws bullshit premature warnings to make you buy more ink/toner/whatever, and tries to give you hell for buying cheap ink from elsewhere. Do your research on what kind of printer is cheap, easy, and reliable that doesn't try to stop you from buying much cheaper printer ink from other companies. You'll be better off for it.
Tbh, HP is big on "the printer is cheap, but the ink will cost you an arm and a leg, also you're not allowed to use ink you bought elsewhere because we microchip our ink cartridges so that only our ink works." Yes, HP actually microchips their ink cartridges for this purpose. They are a cancer company.
>>248298 (OP) 
OP, this 2007-era document seems interesting: >>288876

Also:
>2007
Wow. Old 4/b/ really was better, eh?
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>>312321
>cherry picked, contradictory, normalfaggot advice on how to be a normalfaggot from some old and dead 4chan archive 
Yeah man it's literally the new bible! Except it does not even tell you to install gentoo. Anyone that likes that book is criminally insane.
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>>312387
Having contempt for what others make or do does not make you smarter or better than them.
>>312387
As someone who has installed Gentoo, installing Gentoo is somewhat of a troll recommendation. I would sooner recommend they install Devuan or Artix Linux. Even Void Linux is easier to install than Gentoo. Gentoo has no automated installer. You have to perform all the installation and shittons of compilations yourself while consulting a manual. It's not uncommon for your first installation of Gentoo to take literal days. Gentoo is a great distro, but it has the most difficult installation process of any big distro.
>>288982
>2. Get a VPN (yes, a paid one, like ProtonVPN, or ask >>>/tech/ - it's not that expensive) and install it on your cellphone because a lot of bullshit tracking comes from websites spotting you connecting from different IP addresses with the same phone and building a profile of your movement habits and which locations you frequent and also because sometimes the wireless network your phone just connected to is actually unsafe and someone is wiretapping all your internet traffic (a VPN ensures your traffic is encrypted until it reaches the VPN - at which point the VPN will send out the same, less encrypted traffic your computer originally would've sent in order to resolve the network traffic) hoping to steal your identity or shit.
Make sure the VPN isn't run by an intelligence agency that's just sniffing all your traffic. ExpressVPN and GhostVPN are both run by Israel's Mossad (yes, for real), for instance. But ProtonVPN seems fine last I checked.
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>this "To catch a pRedditor" thread
C'mon guys... rilly?

OK I'll nibble.
1) DO NOT believe blindly what you are told by your parents. They may Mean Well, but often times they can't inmto the current state of things.

2) chores and jobs are indeed go ways to build "Work ethic" but it also shoehorns you into the wageslave mentality.
The end goal should always be eventually starting your own Business(es) and you should keep that in mind.

3) It Used to be the case that saving money and investing into some kind of IRA or whatever would use the power of compound interest to make you "Comfortable" after 35 years of that. That is NO LONGER the case. either invest in a crypto clearinghouse like XRP, or anonymized stuff like monero, and/or buy gold and silver any time you can.

4) The most important thing you can do is invest in yourself, Physically, and in terms of skills(z)

5)Git GUD on compys, learn how to cook real foods for yourself, and learn to fix, maintenance and even innovate on life skills and "Needful things" like your car, home, compy, etc.

6) STAY THE FUCK OFF OF IMAGEBOARDS they will do nothing but suck the time away from you-Same goes for Vidya.
A little bit is fine, but making your "Persona" all about being a GAYMER...
Well, you can be a Dime-a-Dozen retard if you want... but...

Final thought?
Read classics like Seneca.
Hopefully you have based parents who are aware of how fucked everything truly is, but If you don't:
Nobody is going to spoonfeed you, nor tell you how to succeed.
there is a whole intarrwebs full of most everything you could ever want to know.
Spend your time the Wisely, and anonymously.
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Also...

READ MOAR NIGGER!
*(paper pages, or PDF, IDGAF, but you should be using your OWN MIND instead of having Audio-Visual Agitprop MKU'd right into your brainpan.
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sorry..
>)
Also, 
>... chores and jobs are indeed go ways to build...(sic)
It's NOT all good.
>>322036
>>>this "To catch a pRedditor" thread
No, you can find that here: >>320497
I thought you were the same guy to say this faggot was talking about "stretching" little girls on endchan and disguising it as some real political philosophy here.
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>>322039
>I thought you were the same guy to say this faggot was talking about "stretching" little girls on endchan and disguising it as some real political philosophy here.
Fuck no.
Pedos get the ROPE.
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