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WHATCHA'
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>>310729
>You can eat it horizontally, vertically, taco style, burrito style, or with a fork and you're doing it right.
But what about as strips?
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>>310757
When you hear the words "pizza" you immediately think of a round cheesy PIE. Or one of its triangular pieces. Admit it.
The first known italian pizza recipe was a big thick cake topped with rosewater.
I don't even understand the point you're trying to make. Sashimi is raw fish.
Were you trying to say something similar to a hambagu in japan vs a hamburger in america? If one day the word "hamburger" universally made everyone picture a round piece of meat with gravy on top instead of a hamburger then yea, that would mean the hambagu won over the american hamburger. If the queen had balls she'd be king.
inb4 muh germany.
the hamburg steak never stood a chance

>>310761
pizza strips? pizza pockets. pizza bagels. pizza rolls. It's all pizza.
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>>310757
'Merican 'za is what people think of. I know this upsets you but it's ok, its not a big deal.
>>310757
>This is the same reasoning of "Nigger is born in Switzerland, therefore is a native Swiss" bullshit. lmao
I think you're just upset that I pointed out that you use the exact same reasoning with jeets. I know you think of chutney curries as a jeet thing (and an insult) against the streetshitters, so don't try pretending otherwise; we all do.

It's the exact same logic here used as a negative instead of a positive. Posting Goodfellas memes does not undo any of the soundness of my reasoning put forward.

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I wasn't sure how to title this but i want to discuss the absolute garbage you and i come across in games or in news about games. For example i came across this yellow paint thing in a game that i tried out. The absolutely amazing part was that this was literally in the start, right as you started out. Then there was this absolute World Of Warcraft shitstorm that happened in the 9.1.5 update where they turned the game into a leftists dream of niggertopia and more. You don't have to imagine because i have a entire folder of screenshots and videos i saved back then. Some of these are not from the 9.1.5 update but the majority are. Oh and we can't forget the crapcom leaks.
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>>310777
Factually and historically wrong, kill yourself faggot tranny.
>>310777
>No. You default to him or he as has been common throughout history or you just use "him or her"  "he or her" etc
You aren't even talking about the same thing that I just posted. It has been considered grammatically correct since well before either of us were born that you can use the words they or them to refer to a human being of indeterminate sex (and also generally indeterminate identity). Using those same terms to refer to a human being of determinate or visible sex is an extremely new practice promoted for political reasons in order to prop up the mentally ill. We are literally not talking about the same thing, I have no idea why you even replied with this.
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>>310776
>I see the so-called "wokeshit" as language, logic, and culture poisoning. It is meant to destroy language through misuse and corruption of the meaning of words, break the logical thought process by way of censoring and attacking the "wrongthink," and culture by attacking cultural value that have existed for thousands of years.
Basically, yes. Forgive me for linking a jewtube video for once (just plug it into whatever invidious instance is working right now or yt-dlp it, I can't keep track of that shit), but you might want to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ynCVmw5AWk and look through some of the sources in https://www.hilarylayne.com/p/very-carefully-educated-to-be-idiots . It'll help a lot of contemporary bullshit make more sense.
Essentially, a lot of English-language public schools are not teaching kids to parse sentences. They are instead teaching them a kind of political word association game called "critical literacy." Students are trained to look at sentences, notice which words "feel" like specific ideologies or sexual identities, and assign a political or sexual coding to it based off that. The res
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>>310772
There's one final use of 'they', which I used myself (and still do) before the woke phase of its use: intentionally obscuring the sex / gender of a (real) person being referenced, under very specific circumstances, with good reason to obscure it. I believe this is one origin which the woke users made their argument, as they are similar at first glance.

For example, if you said: 'A friend told me so-and-so about you maybe needing help.' On the off-chance the listener would infer the identity of the friend being referenced if the sex was used, which is not desired, using 'they' or 'their' here is correct. By analogy, it's obscuring vision *with good cause and little loss in clear communication*.

The main difference is that complexity and ambiguity is being introduced intentionally with very good cause, while with the woke singular, needless complexity is being introduced and causes confusion. The priority of all language is clear communication, with the sole exception being diplomacy and negotiation to avoid severe consequences, which the former accounts for and the latter use-case does not.
>>310790
Thank you for the links. Reminds me of the book "Why Johnny can't think." Political Correctness and it's successors of Wokeism and Intersectionalism has been a blight on the intelligence of Americans in ways we still struggle to fully grasp.

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How was the last game you played?
What did you like about it?
What did you hate?
Share your reviews here!

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>>310769
Enemies/Bosses with tricky, interesting mechanics is the answer. You mentioned one of the gimmicks (I remember using reflect gimmicks in FF4 and felt like a goddam genius), but there are others:
>FF5 boss that slowly pulls unconscious characters towards it permakill them.
>Boss that autokills two of your party members, so killing off the two yourself so you can be sure to have the one YOU want in the battle against the boss.
>Party members avoid damage from a certain enemy if they're zombified/etc..
Or even non-gimmick cases like:
>XP Shenanigans.
>Getting you out of zugzwang situations.
Or even equipment/status dependent cases like:
>You have a healing staff, which requires you to hit party members.
>Party member has equipment that SUPER BUFFS him only if he's got the frog status effect.
>Party member has equipment that lets them absorb elemental damage, so casting blizzaga on them cures them more than a healing spell would.
Etc.. It's a matter of creativity.
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>>310769
>why do games let you have more options to play around with??
fucking retard
>>310770
What's the line between "Intuitive Genius" and "Obscure Moon-logic" when it comes to RPG enemy/encounter design in your experience?
>>310770
I remember some RPG I played and have since forgotten the name of where the warrior character had an ability to enter berserk mode when another party member was knocked out.
It not only gave him instant turn priority, but made his attacks 1.2x damage. It was so OP I would suicide the tank whenever an enemy was out-DPSing me.
>>310769
- Your ally becomes a vampire or has a confusion / rage / mind control spell effect, and is attacking you. They need to be put down like a dog.
- Reflecting mirror positive spells or effects, as other anons said.
- For meta-game purposes if they will turn on you permanently in an upcoming fight or scene as a plot point or due to reputation loss.
- Sometimes black and blood magic puzzles require the blood of an innocent or friend (looking at you Planescape: Torment and Baldur's Gate), and that innocent elf woman in your party is a fitting Moloch sacrifice to Ba'al after she's standing conveniently on the altar.
- Undead often heal from damage spells, so if you have an undead party member, 'attacking' them with harmful anti-life spells is actually healing them.
- Sometimes game engines bug out, especially old ones, and they're blocking a doorway or are trapped. Killing them lets you recover them later without breaking the game or cheating to fix it.
- Sometimes game have resistances and immunities with percentages, and if you're above 100%, you actually heal from that damage type, so whacking your friend with your firesword heals them. It's also useful for testing the defense of items and armor and spell combos before fighting real enemies.

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Continuing off from >>270725, the awakened board volunteer 暖日 has temporarily banned the traitorous Global moderator j*ye*se after the latter showed his true colors as an agent of the bioluminati.

While fierce blows were exchanged and many Anons heroically sacrificed their VPN endpoints posting suddenly-decreed "forbidden" lore of the Underage Stream to fend off the infiltrator's pedophilic rays with second-dimensional memetic wards, the wounded traitor nonetheless has retained his moderation powers and vows to continue his quest to morally cleanse the sleepy chan of all who oppose his global >rules.

Imageposting from the shadows, what vile schemes may he be plotting to burn the Kraut?
Will the Tengu-Dolphin band take advantage of the Chaos?
Could the Lord of Cakes seek to expand his domain?
And where oh where is our deer leader Sturgeon in this dire hour of need?

Find out RIGHT NOW on Metaball ZZZ!
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>>309388
He’s not wrong.
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What is it about the spergpost in pic related that sets off your spam filters?
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>>310787
Stated reason is the word trans combined with core. Unsure past that. Lifted the bans.
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>>310788
Thanks, I'll try to modify it a bit.
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>>310788
>>310789
That seems to have done the trick. Thanks for the help there.

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/ves/ - Vidya video editing and sharing

General thread for video game footage editing and streaming. Ask questions, give advice, and share live streams ITT. Read the software list below first (all FOSS).

>Video editors
- Shotcut: A great video editor with various effects and filters, suitable for beginners and pros alike. https://shotcut.org
- Kdenlive: Buggy video editor by the KDE guys. https://kdenlive.org
- Blender Video Editor: Part of Blender and utilizes its node system. Like Blender itself, a pain in the ass to use but supposedly powerful. https://www.blender.org
- Olive: A new, promising video editor. Currently in beta but usable. https://olivevideoeditor.org

>Video recorders
- OBS: Record and/or stream anything on your screen, optimized for vidya. https://obsproject.com

>Command line tools
- ffmpeg: Swiss army knife of video manipulation, convert and trim videos among other features. Can record video and audio too but limited in that area. https://ffmpeg.org
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Due to a rush of jobs that just came in, I will not be doing a VNS stream this week
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I might (MIGHT) stream some of the demos this weekend, most likely Saturday around 12 PM EST
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>>310667
Finally! I've been wondering when the next demo stream will be. I hope I can make it this time.
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1 hour until stream
pre-show tunes provided

https://cytu.be/r/OldManGerpkin
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>>310774
Live now

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What'ya think?

Gameplay looks strange, but might be satisfying.
The gameplay looks similar to Dead Space without the horror element.
The combat is basically a modern JRPG, but with guns.
Reminds me of Ys, but slow paced.
It might be interesting.
Graphics look nice.
The style reminds me of Mirror's Edge.
English VAs sounds obnoxious.
Diana is cute.
You build a home base with her.
No official release date other than "2026"

I think it might be fun.
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So hows the game?
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>>310584
I enjoyed it a ton. You wouldn't think juggling the hacking mini-game and dodging enemies at the same time would be overwhelming but once you master the mechanics it was quite enjoyable. There's a wide variety of weapons and hack nodes you can get that either buy you more time, crowd control enemies, or melt them faster. It even has extra post-game challenges that give you new unlocks, which is a rare thing these days in my experience.
>>310566
Bad webm, doesn't include the HEEEEH noise he makes after saying that then the QTE popup
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>>308424
>mcmuffin dust
???????????????????

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Epic Games lays off over 1,000 staff citing Fortnite “downturn” in popularity
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>Today we’re laying off over 1000 Epic employees. I’m sorry we’re here again. The downturn in Fortnite engagement that started in 2025 means we’re spending significantly more than we’re making, and we have to make major cuts to keep the company funded. This layoff, together with over $500 million of identified cost savings in contracting, marketing, and closing some open roles puts us in a more stable place.
>Some of the challenges we’re facing are industry-wide challenges: slower growth, weaker spending, and tougher cost economics; current consoles selling less than last generation’s; and games competing for time against other increasingly-engaging forms of entertainment.
>And some of our challenges are unique to Epic. Despite Fortnite remaining one of the most successful games in the world, we’ve had challenges delivering consistent Fortnite magic with every season; we’re only in the e
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>>310705
another victim of ligma
>>310705
RIP, dude was a genuine legend. I have to fire up a Doom playthru in his memory sometimes.
Matthewmatosis posted a new video!!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IuBIW9h4qw4
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>>310748
Who?
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>>310748
>hack designer makes another pseud video acting like he's the penultimate scholar of game design
>his only actual contribution to gaming is a shitty ripoff of dungeons and diagrams

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One of the things thats quite annoying is when you talk to someone about an old game and you start to notice that the person you are talking to is just parroting something. You'll notice phrases,words,sentences being almost exactly the same. Kind of like deja-vu. And something that has happened several times is me coming across a video essay on youtube (which i never watch) and seeing the exact same opinion expressed in that video. So for instance a shitty medicore game called Mad Max i recently played. Another example would be Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days. Another shitty game being praised simply because youtubers says its a hidden gem or some masterpiece that everyone somehow forgot or ignored bla bla bla. Its just very interesting because you could simply go back into the past by looking at old reviews to see how everyone thought of the game. The worst part about this is that normalfags cannot think for themselves. Whatever the youtuber says the normalfag repeats. So now these games are considered to be somewhat good with normalfags which doesnt even make any fucking sense. Common thing i see is that alot of people that have these opinions say something like 
>oh i played this in my childhood
or something like that. So they obviously have some sort of bias towards it already. Just because you played a shitty game as a kid doesnt make the game good. Fucking retards.
Oh and i almost forgot to mention No Man's Sky. Remember that shitty gam
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>>309800
One mission I really liked in Red Dead Redemption was the one where you helped a bunch of Mexican rebels overthrow their corrupted leader, then, as soon as the rebels take control they act just as bad.
So the game instead of going "hurr durr colonialism, white man bad" basically tells you that beaners are the cause of their own problems, and that being regards is in their nature.
That was pretty cool, and kinda redpilling for normalfags.
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>>309839
*being retards
>>309839
>One mission I really liked in Red Dead Redemption was the one where you helped a bunch of Mexican rebels overthrow their corrupted leader, then, as soon as the rebels take control they act just as bad.
Anon, that's also how Far Cry 6 ends. And it stops being funny when you learn that this is how Progressives think. That the revolution is perpetual until utopia is achieved.
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>>310000 (checked)
Well-earned quads, even if getting them on a slow-ish board is pretty easy nowadays.
>>300195
I just call these guys flatdicks, because they remind me of the kind of people who get off by smashing their own cocks with hammers or flattening them in between two blocks of wood. You are completely right, pretty much everything you've said in this threat is completely right. These people exist because they have based their self worth around the fundamentally meaningless accomplishment of playing and/or beating a video game. They need that game to be difficult, unintuitive, frankly just unfun, in order to falsely create an aura of prestige around being a player of that game. The most obvious case of this is fromsoft games, but I would also argue that Hollow Knight has done a tremendous amount of damage in this regard as well and in the multiplayer scene basically any game with performance-based matchmaking regresses into having a community primarily composed of people like this because only the mentally insane would play a game that tries to algorithmically force you into a win rate of exactly 50%. 

And yeah, I just don't play or buy games where the devs are obviously influenced by flatdicks. Having a high skill ceiling for a game is fine and having a hard game is fine, but making a game unintuitive for the sake of being deliberately exclusionary to people who have the goal of having fun, or making a game deliberately difficult for no other reason than giving people who play it and excuse to peacock
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>>310126
Okay, wasn't expecting that.
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Good game. Ill be following this one for updates.
inb4 the dev already abandoned it.
My Chandroid Sweetheart
https://wanderstudygames.itch.io/my-chandroid-sweetheart
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>>309449
because that would require actual programming skill and also no easy AI textures and models >>309357
>>310371
Good ol' jiggle physics.
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