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I am having Diarrhea so im typing this shit fast
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>>273545
Immersion broken, robocop doesn't have two guns.
Can we make a new thread now that this is anchored?
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>>273776
Just make it yourself, nigger.
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>>273785
I think he was asking if he should not if he could, despite the wording

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Looks like a new ps4 jailbreak is coming out soon. From what i've read it could be possible to jailbreak all the way up to 11.00
https://archive.is/mXsUF

Guides
https://www.cfwaifu.com/
Nintendo 3DS: https://3ds.hacks.guide/
Nintendo Wii U: https://wiiu.hacks.guide/
PlayStation 2: https://www.psx-place.com/threads/tutorial-the-great-ps2-aio-guide.30219/
PlayStation 3: https://www.psx-place.com/threads/exploiting-4-90-ofw-installing-cfw-running-ps3hen-flash-writer-ps3hen-now-supporting-4-90-fw.39772/
PlayStation Vita: https://vita.hacks.guide/
Multiple Guides:
https://consolemods.org/

Homebrew
http://www.3dbrew.org/wiki/Homebrew_Applications (3DS only)
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>>273484
https://www.ezflash.cn/product/ez-flash-parallel/
>>273484
https://gbatemp.net/threads/testing-the-new-ez-flash-parallel.653423/

I dunno lol
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>>273484
The cuckchan wiki lists a clone cart that works well and doesn't have a timebomb. I use it with my 3DS and have had no problems.
>>273484
P sure this is the hardmodding/aftermarket hardware thread, OP could be updated to clarify.
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>>273487
> Casper's Scare School Spooky Sports Day
> THIS GAME WILL BRICK YOUR CART.

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WHATCHA'
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
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>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>>273364
>Says the game is bad
>Also says it scratches an itch for a lame generic genre
<Still feels the need to make this comment
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>>273453
<anon can't discern between a someone saying something, and someone quoting a part of a post and then saying why that quote is wrong
Please, try a grade school level reading class sometime. It will likely vastly improve your skill.
>>273430
I ain't that guy but uhh your mom did fuckboy. After that I left to bang your Aunts faggot.
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>>273362
>Spec Ops: The Line
Game also had a pretty fun multiplayer, as a sort of diet soda third person call of duty. Had some pretty cool mechanics like the sandstorm which makes it harder for people to see you
It even had co-op missions which were also fun. 
I also recall the writer getting fucking pissed off about it too, dude was seething about his masterpiece trying to create replay value (and catering to the call of duty fags which I guess makes sense they put fucking dlc's in it)
>https://archive.ph/hOqkD 
<"It sheds a negative light on all of the meaningful things we did in the single-player experience,"
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>>271765 (OP) 
>PLAYAN
TECMO World Cup Soccer on NES.

>WATCHAN
Kitchen Nightmares on YouTube.

>LISTENAN
Radiohead on Spotify.

>READAN
Chance (Imageboards.

>EATAN
Beef & Rice.
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What is this?
Gentlemen, for this month of April I plan on hosting 3 different multiplayer games for (You) and other Anons to play.
The first game in the list is...

Game 1: SRB2 Kart (Neptune)
>SRB2Kart is a kart racing mod based on the 3D Sonic the Hedgehog fangame Sonic Robo Blast 2, based on a modified version of Doom Legacy.
The Neptune fork will be used for its features and improvements.
You may find a list of changes here: https://codeberg.org/NepDisk/srb2k-neptune/src/commit/a8a4afd51a4a6c3ce93aeff857c714f4c83f0b78/README.md

Where?
Join the server, its IP address is: 198.98.51.209

When?
Weekends, on April 4th to 6th and April 11th to 13th, starting at 7:00 PM (UTC).
The server will run until April 14th so you may also join it at any time. Just make sure to post ITT for Anons to join if it's a weekday.
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Server is kill. Blow the dust off the cartridge for next game.
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>>273421
What is next gaym?
Dook?
I'm not OP, but bonus points to anyone who can figure out the next game by looking at the poster.
I know what it is.
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>>273456
please not an fps please not an fps
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Thanks for playing, hope to see you in the next game at >>>/v/273474.

Just in case someone wants it, the newest version of Lovely Lab had its flags replaced with new ones made just for you~.
If you joined the server yesterday then you should have the fixed version.

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Fire Emblem three houses, the best game in the series and what basically revived it, was outsourced to Koei Tecmo, IntSys didn't touch it, and it's why Engage is hot shit.

Here, take a look. These are the credits of the last few major games going back all the way back to Tellius. A couple of things that stuck to me the most was the following... this name
>Synthese Co., Ltd
With a little bit of digging I found that this corporation is an outsourced corporation that's in charge of writing scenarios for games. Notice how all 3 people from this company who worked on Fates returned for Engage plus one more guy.

It's listed as Scenario Writers for both Engage and Fates, both games whose scenario is lead by Nami Komuro (the one everyone claims ruins the games). in fact take a look at Fate's credits
>Main Scenario, Revelation's path: Yukinori Kitajima
Apparently THIS motherfucker is primarily the one who wrote Revelations supporting my theory that at some point the game was split into parts and added Rev way later in development. What are the games under Yukinori and the Synthese's team as script writers?
>Senran Kagura
>Senran Kagura Burst
>Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus
>Senran Kagura 2 Deep Crimson
>Senran Kagura Estival Versus
>Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash
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>>273089
>>273091
>SAAR U CANOT CRITICISED THE SENRAN IT HAVE ALOT BOB AND VEGANA YOU MUTHIRFUCKENG BENCHOD
KIll yourself waifunigger

>>273112
You missed out on all the "waifus" being NoA self-inserts with horrific 3DPD personalities. Just like all recent Nintendo-published anime games.
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>>273201
This poster is straight off the boat from 4um
>>261393
Is there a way to play the games uncensored? Aside from learning moonrunes?
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>>273225
No, you have to learn it.
>>273225
https://varishangout.com/index.php?threads/fire-emblem-fates-uncensored-patch.2738/
Make sure to read all the spoilers in the OP

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You've got a ludicrous sum of money and you lurk /v/. Therefore, you decide to buy a proper game studio to create a game tailored to (You)r tastes. Where would anon put his money on? Have you got any ideas you want to see fully-fledged into a game? Potential sequels, gameplay suggestions or a new riff on a tried game formula; if you've got the autism start typing.

Lately I've been picturing what a proper sequel to Toy Fighter would look like. I really enjoy the idea of a 1-on-1 Virtua Fighter clone where every character is the oddball one and design meshes as poorly as a shitty figure collection. Problem is, character design on the original game is pretty bad. I can only imagine what a game with a similar premise would look like if they hired competent artists to design the roster.
The hobby and figure market, including toys for children as opposed to toys for manchildren, is heterogeneous enough to land on plenty of different niches; sort of like how previous Tekken leads decided on unique and novel character design before Harada took over creatively starting in Tekken 4. It's a shame that fighting games did indeed go down the path of no-fun-allowed, tryhard character design faggotry instead of plain fun.
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*his army, the rich guy, of etc etc
>>272797
>I don't get how there are a million Harvest Moon clones and roguelikes out there, but the only good game in the hacker sim genre was made over 20 years ago by three guys and nobody attempted a clone.
Hacking was hot decades ago. It's somewhere between lame and forgotten now. Farming, however, is pretty much as appealing as it was when video games first started getting made, if not more-so from urban hate. The interest difference is also probably related to accessibility. Only smarties want to be cyber-lords since it's esoteric and involved. Anyone can grasp the fundamentals and see the appeal of farming.
>>272774
Hi niggerpill.
neck yourself
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>>272975
>everyone I don't like is niggerpill
rent free
How much money do I need to realistically pay someone to make me a game? How much for 2d? How much for 3d? Will making a game like The Legacy of Goku be cheaper than complex shit like a Zelda 3 tier game? Would raycasting be cheaper than real 3d?

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I'll start with a few ones:
>Nero
Because Dante was apparently too manly, so that faggot Izuno had to make his own twink version of it.
Probably went like this:
Izuno: "Dante? Nah, he's way too masculine, let's make the same character, but lame and gay! And i want him to become the new protagonist of the series!"
I think that Izuno guy was alright when put in charge of game mechanics, but he was complete shit at character design.
>Viola
Because Bayonetta needed to be replaced after only 2 games that came out so far apart, and after the fans waited so long for a third installment, they surely must have been tired of her, right?
>And they came out with that shit.
Here's your new protagonist, bro!
Probably killed the series for good.
>Yakumo
Ninja Gaiden 4 isn't even out yet, but i already hate this character.
Yet another case of: "Main character is too masculine, let's replace him with a twink faggot" by retarded Jap devs who think you get old as soon as you get out of high school.
And the first info about this character already killed any excitement i had about about Ninja Gaiden 4.
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>>272598
>Bioshock 2 is a great game that vastly improved upon the original by adding mechanics like dual-wielding plasmids and guns, having player decisions that actually felt well crafted into the story and having a natural consequence, and giving the player his very own cheerleaders.
I would've updooted you're post if not for this bizarre statment that doesn't match my experience of playing halfway through Bioshock 2.
To me BS2 while still a proper pre-CY sequel seems as if it doesn't know what it wants to tell me other than muh groomer cults bad or something unlike the first game with its judaic autism narrative also the lack of spatial audio is extremely gay.

>>272604
<reddit spacing
<in CY+10
<while getting this emotionally worked up over an Internets argument on an obscure Mongolian wood carving forum
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>>272607
>a video game absolutely "must" introduce a new protagonist after three entries?
Of course it does! "Out with the old" as it's been said.
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>>272607
Anon, stop making so much sense, anon ec41c2 is way too retarded to deal with that.

<------------- ec41c2
>>272607
I mean I have found myself agreeing with the ai as it posts against the other poster who is a women or a gay, or talking to itself.

Do remember that most AAA companies are propped up by kikes as propaganda divisions at this point. Operating at a loss of profit is fine as profit is not their goal anymore, but divide and conquer. Even if they have to lie about their sales numbers to get idiots to try playing their shit games.

If I had to bring this back on topic i'd say that introducing personalities to characters in minecraft's story mode game degraded the quality of the base game. I'm not entirely invested into that game to defend my opinion so feel free to pick it apart.

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JOHN edition

Half-Life 2 and Dishonored artist Viktor Antonov has died
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/SRUDH
Rumor: GTA 6 will feature Roblox-style "content" creation
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/gta-6-rockstar-is-reportedly-planning-roblox-fortnite-style-user-generated-content/
Ubisoft CEO: Our focus is live service and open world titles "year after year"
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ubisoft-ceo-says-the-plan-is-to-focus-on-open-world-and-live-service-games-year-after-year/
Shuei Yoshida claims he was forced out of Sony Interactive Entertainment
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>>272167
>les travailleur.euse.s
I see ((( someone ))) has applied the *-innen formula to the French language as well.
As least Krauts haven't invented anything as fucked up as the mangled singular "they" which seems to be ingrained in zoomer minds while on my end it just makes my head hurt for how intuitively wrong it is even though I'm not a native Angloburger.
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>>272178
>zoomer
Singular they has been in use in English since around the 1200s, which isn't long after the word was invented.
I have no idea where the prescriptivism around singular they comes from. They has been both singular and plural for almost its entire existence as a word.
English is just weird like that, note our lack of grammatical gender.
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>>272515
>Singular they
You know exactly what hes talking about. Dont play dumb faggot.
>>272515
i wonder too who could be pushing for this totally organic use of the singular they by default lol,,, surely it must be the people who have decided on this amirite
>>271756
I'm laughing at this. The absolute raep Ubisod is going through rn. And frankly that's probably going to make things so much better. You gotta wonder if that's not one just convoluted way to have ex-Euro industry staples sold at a loss for China. I mean it's so ridiculously bad that you almost want to belive it's one big convoluted conspiracy, but no, it's just Westerners eating too much woke shit and ((( DEI funds ))).

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Can be indie, triple-A or whatever.
These four are the only ones I can think of. Maybe that new Sanic racing game, but there's only been a teaser.
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>>265375 (OP) 
Death Stranding 2 only one I could think of because I typically don't have games to look forward to

>>265433
I played the demo of this and the controls are honestly not that great. hopefully full release is better.

>>268882
Jokes on him, for the gay mind control not to work he has the foil on the wrong head.

>>267381
I really don't like the compass on the top of the screen. makes it look like slop.
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>>268981
they are not really samurai, they are ninjas.
>>271675
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>>271671
Some retarded mix of Pac-man meets Metroid? What the fuck is this?
>>271692
Mindbroken. He only said the word once, at the end of the post.

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>>256878 (OP) 
>PLAYAN
The King of Fighters XV
Pretty good, but i wish it had more single player content.
(and stages)
>WATCHAN
Terrifier 3
>LISTENAN
Golden Axe II's OST
>READAN
H.P. Lovecraft
>EATAN
Pasta and steak
>DRINKAN
Coke
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>>271093
Be warned, the animation literally gets worse with every episode (with a minor bump for boss fights) until it becomes western tier.
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>>259800
>Dead Space
>Relaxing ambient
>H.P. Lovecraft
At first I was perplexed by the mismatch between the horror genre and the soothing music, but then I remembered that my RE4 playlist was mainly Lucky Star, Zero 7 and Agnes Obel
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>all the based nofappers ITT
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>>256878 (OP) 
It's not friday, but I'm on a day off, so I might aswell...

>PLAYAN
TECMO World Cup Soccer on NES.

>WATCHAN
When Life Gives You Tangerines on Netflix.

>LISTENAN
Radiohead on Spotify.

>READAN
ZZZChan on Chance.
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