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Will the normalfags say no to Jewtendo and boycott it, or will they get another credit card and buy the new console and 80/90 dollar games setting a new standard of prices?!
I can't fucking wait.

Nintendo Halts Switch 2 Pre-Orders Over Trump's Tariffs
https://archive.ph/20250404234439/https://kotaku.com/switch-2-preorder-price-tariff-trump-nintendo-1851774764
>New tariffs threaten massive price hikes on gaming hardware and other consumer goods
>Switch 2 pre-orders were supposed to begin on April 9. No longer. In an unprecedented move, Nintendo announced on Friday that it’s halting pre-orders for its upcoming $450 hardware launch because of new tariffs in the U.S. set to go into effect beginning on April 5.
>A statement from Nintendo, first obtained by GameSpot, reads: “Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in the U.S. will not start April 9, 2025 in order to assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions. Nintendo will update timing at a later date. The launch date of June 5, 2025 is unchanged.”
>The Switch 2 reveal this week showcased big new games like Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Bananza, but also big new price jumps that took fans by surprise. On the same day the Switch 2 was revealed, President Donald Trump announced new tariffs of over 20 and 40 percent on some countries, including China, Vietnam, and Japan.
>They could push game and Switch 2 hardware pricing even higher for players in the U.S. starting later this month on April 10. Trump has already said he’s open to negotiating the new trade taxes, however, and Nintendo could be waiting to see if he reverses course before moving ahead with pre-orders as previously planned for the Switch 2's June 5 release.
>Pre-orders were set to begin next week, with retailers like Best Buy and Walmart already promising midnight launches for the most anticipated console launch in years. Pre-orders were also set to take place directly through Nintendo beginning in May, though with a series of strict requirements that would exclude all but the most hardcore fans from having a shot at qualifying.
>Even before the latest Trump tariffs were announced, fans had been calling on Nintendo to drop the price of the Switch 2 and Mario Kart World, which is set to be the company’s first $80 release. Chants of “drop the price” have been flooding the Nintendo Treehouse Live streams on YouTube meant to showcase exclusive new footage of the company’s new Switch 2 games.
>The tariffs, should they go into effect as planned, could raise prices by hundreds of dollars on the most expensive electronics unless Nintendo decides to eat the cost of the tax by letting it cut into Switch 2 profit margins. Many analysts had speculated that the company had already built uncertainty around higher tariffs amid an escalating trade war into its current $450 pricing for the Switch 2, but its latest statement suggests the console could end up costing even more in the U.S. by the time it launches in June.
>The Entertainment Software Association, a U.S. trade group that represents Nintendo and other gaming companies, said the tariffs “are going to have a real and detrimental impact on the video game industry.” ESA senior vice president Aubrey Quinn told Game File this week “Every company, every industry, the video game industry included, needs to think about what’s best for consumers, best for business, and best for employees. Supply chains are complicated and, certainly, supply chains don’t change overnight. Everything that is considered or decided can’t be a quick turnaround and can’t be a knee-jerk reaction to any particular announcement.”

Recommded watch
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=bjj7fUQ-7mo
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>>282024 (OP) 
Ooppss, wrong video
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=iIYvvSLblHg
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Anyone got a 4k version of pic related? Everytime  you post it, it upsets normalfags.
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:^)
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>another battered wife expresses surprise and anguish at being battered thread
This is now a minus8 thread.
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>>282048
>minus8
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>>282049
>yes I want more minus8, fuck this gay thread
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Nintoddlers will buy the console in the droves, and /v/ will shit their diapers about it and pretend it flopped. I do not have enough energy to give a flying fuck about this garbage any more. There are more important things in life than sitting there hoping a modern day piece of shit console will flop.
 
Also since he's here:
Kill yourself niggerpill you fucking tranny faggot. You are the most pathetic faggot on the internet that I have ever seen, legitimately more embarrassing than chris-chan. Imagine all the things you could have accomplished with the time you have spent going apeshit on imageboards and xitter.
>>282058
Based anon, I’m starting Morrowind soon.
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If you're curious about why Will Michaels is flaring up like a bad hemorroid: https://deadline.com/2025/06/trump-musk-epstein-files-claim-reaction-1236425119/
>>282058
>Nintoddlers will buy the console in the droves
I disagree. I think nintindo has taken the black group money and is going to lie about their global sales figures to be the example to drive up industry prices. Probably just to milk that sweet asian teet more. You can already pirate switch 2 games so lol.
>I do not have enough energy to give a flying fuck about this garbage any more
Agreed.

This poster >>282045 is a robot. Did my post just got deleted. /v/ moderators secretly pushing nintindo?
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>>282058
>Nintoddlers will buy the console in droves
They xertainly will, but the Wii U has shown that they only make up less than 20 million of possible unit sales which in today's market isn't enough to appease Jewish Wahhabi shareholders, and the old man gaming market that made the Wii such a meme success has been thoroughly conquered by Scam Yidizen.
The appeal of "it has gaem, werks and not too expensive" that sold the Switch 1 and any other successful platform has been surgically circumcised off the Shitch 2, and the pseudo-game card distribution will make it extraordinarily difficult to pull off a Switcheroo post-launch.
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>>282058
>Nintoddlers will buy the console in the droves
Maybe, but Nintentards are just a tiny minority, and if they were enough to assure the Switch 2 will succeed, then the WiiU should have been a success too.
And we all know how that one ended.
>and /v/ will shit their diapers about it and pretend it flopped
>>281937
<And don't believe the whole "Switch2 is already sold out!" bullshit, companies pull that shit to trick investors and potential customers alike, to appease the former and convince the latter that their boycott attempts were futile
<Remember when Soyny bought a fuckton of Ghostbusters 2016 tickets to claim the movie was a success while theatres were empty
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>>282071
>You can already pirate switch 2 games so lol.
Fuck, really?
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What? You can't buy new controlers, gaying?
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>>282105
>Drift is still an issue despite cheap ching chong controllers fix said issue
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Switch 2 is going to win, I'm sorry anon.
The Nintoddlers are simply to powerful.
>>282114
Here's a goytuber giving some details behind it: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=WOOJXaxOJuk
tldr; it's not exactly a gateway for homebrew/piracy. It will be awhile before we see anything of real value.
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>>282058
It will have a strong launch, but I think the blow will be in the middle of its lifespan, Donkey Kong already looks and plays like Odyssey, will the new Zelda be another BOTW clone in the same map with some new gimmick? Splatoon 4? More garbage Pokemon games? Fire Emblem Engage 2?
Switch 1 was successful because Nintendo offered something new and refreshing for gamers who got bored of AAA slop, and amidst the indie craze back then, Switch 2 is offering the same Switch 1 experience and games, but that already lost its allure. Without mentioning the competition with Steam Deck who offers far more better third party experience, so Nintendo again has nothing but their exclusives to carry them, and they have to reinvent the wheel again, otherwise their console offer nothing special anymore. Nintoddlers didn’t carry the Wii U btw.
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>>282116
My nigger, it has been a literal day.
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>>282144
You're right it's not fast enough
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>>282147
Kek
<skibidi modders be slow af like fr fr
>>282114
already?
that was fast
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>>282174
>tomoka flatter than hinata
lmao
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>>282200
>bullying flat waifus in 2025
Anon...
>>282058
>muh boogeyman on the anonymous image board
Do you have even a single shred of evidence that it's one person? Do you realize that the entire jewish race hates you and wants you dead? Do you know what Mossad is?
>>282114
LMAO
Fuck Jewtendo!
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Cool to see you've finally upgraded from doomposting to concern trolling, Will Michaels. Everyone can still tell it's you though.
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>>282576
>>282574
Just change the timeline to make Metroid Zelda tier. 
>>282279
Literally who? 
>>282232
>>282114
<they might get mad and take down the emulation/rom sites!
<oh wait they all died already....
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Why the fuck did the mods delete the articles about the WiiU being "sold out"!?
It showed that Switch 2 may bomb just as badly and that being "sold out" might just be complete BS by Jewtendo.
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Nintendo Already Has A Hit On Its Hands With Sold Out Wii U Consoles Nationwide
>Months before the official November 18 launch of Nintendo Wii U, it appears that Nintendo already has a certified hit on its hands. Despite a lukewarm press reception and a launch line-up that consists of a slew of ports of games already out on PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, gamers have gobbled up every pre-order option from retailers like Best Buy, GameStop and Walmart.
https://archive.is/kMIkk

Nintendo’s Wii U sells out after launch despite some supply hiccups
>Less than a day after Nintendo’s Wii U launch in the U.S. on Sunday, the next-generation console is already sold out. Starting at $300 for a basic set with a tablet-style controller, the Wii U is the first console from any of the big three makers since the release of the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and the original Wii in 2006.
>No sales figures are available yet, but the Wii U is largely sold out across the U.S., according to a Forbes report. It appears that many buyers anticipated strong demand for the console and put their new purchase on eBay—more than 2800 of them are for sale on the auction site now, most of them selling for upwards of $400.
https://archive.is/yBOXj

Nintendo's Wii U off to sold-out start
https://archive.is/xOl4M

SWITCH 2 WILL FAIL NO MATTER HOW KIKETENDO TRIES TO CONVINCE YOU THAT IT IS 'SOLD OUT'
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why are faggots obsessed with sales? why do they circle-jerk numbers provided by companies themselves
how does this impact You in literally any way?
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>>282593
Because low sales = every developer dies and they never make anything again + >we win
or something
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rofl, why the fuck were my posts about Metroid deleted?  This place is becoming as bad as Mark/v/.
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>282591 Not even giving a (You)
>Kiketendo couldn't possibly lie about sales numbers to trick their shareholders, especially after the huge backlash to somehow prove that boycotts don't work!
>corporations never lie, and never tried to pull that shit before!
  NIGGER  
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>>282588
So, the only way to know if the soyitch sold or not is in the investor call? Or can the yellow monkeys lie in that one too?
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>>282586
Maybe don't post soy face meme and other annoying things in your post history? Two posts about Samus being what is bad with Metroid were deleted too. Niggerpill was in the thread supposedly so maybe friendly fire? I don't know man I just live here. 
>>282604
Did you complain about anime in your post history? They say that makes you a tvchan user and tvchan used to not be a part of the webring so people will be super salty if you shitstirr against animu reaction images. Suprirsed >>282609 is still there. 
>>282611
Rent free shitter indeed is why it was deleted. Keep your post history in mind my fellow goyim. 
>>282613
>first hating on jewtendo, of which is fine, and animu, of which could potentially be fine in the current context (almost), but then going full retard and hating people for being Oriental
Yep. The moderator knows you're shitters aka shit stirring anons. 
>>282615
Are they scared? They're like 2 centuries old and probably plan to sue archive.org for being the only host of Roms now that they cannot sue emu/rom sites for damage. I'm sure they have a plan. Make the switch 2 bad on purpose, blame other people for liking their actually good older games, sue everything that breathes, sell overpriced dolls again while not making any new dolls to increase the price as with the wii u times, etc. 
>>282624
So stop flaming the Japanese on an anime loving website then, u negro. We've gone from being censored for typing out zooomer to your faggotry of hating anime on an anime loving website and confusing jewtendo with all of Japan. 
>>282527
I grooved and lol'd. 
>>282593
>>282602
Because since the Mini harmed emuparadise all pirates in the world united to make fun of the organization for being such a fallen cut-throat nightmare of a video gaming company? It's when pirates find you unethical that you should worry, Arrr m8t.
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>>282629
>Yep. The moderator knows you're shitters aka shit stirring anons. 
Shut up you fucking nigger.
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>>282636
>Unironically bought one
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>>282608
>If sales are bad they're real
>If sales are good they're not real
Ah, that old classic. Why do you care?
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>>282658
He bought?
>>282629
We should be allowed to stir shit when it comes to console wars. What is /v/ if not a battleground of angry, shit talking anons and deceitful funposters? Give people a release valve once in a while. This place can be too serious at times.

Enjoy ur joycon drift nintoddler.
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>>282789
He wasn't loved by his mother.
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>>282785
>spend that much cash just to obliterate it because XD lay maymay
Don't like Nintendo, don't care but this isn't acceptable behavior especially on how costly the damn thing is.
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>>282808
it's obviously some eceleb and he'll get all the money he spent back with the ad revenue money from the video
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>>282785
Why doesn't the crowd rush him and drop him just like that switch?
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>>282811
>Why doesn't the crowd rush him
They'd be exhausted after two steps.
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>>282811
>why doesn't the crowd rush him
<YOU DARE DESTROY THE NINTODDLER MACHINE
<GRRRRRRR I'LL CRUSH YOU
<FOR THE SMASH GODS
Why would they rush him in the first place?
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>>282813
All those wagecucks that worked overtime to save up for new switch standing in line for hours, only to see some rich eceleb bust it in front of their face. For many of them it should have been the final straw.
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>>282815
>All those wagecucks that worked overtime to save up for new switch
Fuck each and every single one of those people for being the exact leeches that are the reason video games are so shit in the first place.
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Reminder that all "fastest selling" claims after the scamdemic don't reflect actual popularity because of scalpers, plus they could just be straight up lying by buying up their own product as Jew-controlled businesses tend to do. I suspect that just like with pedowood movies sales will be heavily front-loaded, and many of them will be returns (but the jews don't tell you that) as scalpers fail to sell.
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>>282848
Would be hilarious if there are switchs in ebay at stock prices or below.
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>>282785
This would have been fun only if he did it in front of Miyamoto, Furukawa and Doug Bowser.
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>Freshly dumped Pokemon shining pearl working once again on my Switch 2
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>>282809
e-celebs are little fags that need to die off.
>>282866
Nice haircut old man
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>>282848
>Reminder that all "fastest selling" claims after the scamdemic don't reflect actual popularity because of scalpers, plus they could just be straight up lying by buying up their own product as Jew-controlled businesses tend to do. I suspect that just like with pedowood movies sales will be heavily front-loaded, and many of them will be returns (but the jews don't tell you that) as scalpers fail to sell.
THIS
That's how corporations operate.

>>282588
>Nintendo Already Has A Hit On Its Hands With Sold Out Wii U Consoles Nationwide
>Nintendo has a hit on its hands
>WiiU
LMAO
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>>282866
>moves the camera just long enough to palm the flashcart and insert a legit cart
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Those yellowmonkeys can't emulate their own games.
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>>283047
I thought the NSO service streamed it's Virtual Console games, which means the problem has nothing to do with emulation and entirely with you're internet connection. And even then, input lag is still going to be a problem regardless because you're inputting an action, that is then sent across the net to Nintendo's servers, than is then registered in the computer playing the game, and the result is then sent back out across the internet, and streamed to your system. No matter how much you attempt increase the connection's speed, or find methods to reduce it's impact, you will be noticing the lag.
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>>283050
It doesn't.
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>>282815
<All those wagecucks that worked overtime to save up for new switch standing in line for hours
>>282823
>Fuck each and every single one of those people for being the exact leeches that are the reason video games are so shit in the first place.
THIS
I have no sympathy for any of those people.
Fuck them.
>>283050
That has never even remotely been true and I have no idea how you could be stupid enough to think it was.
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>>283047
>Disappointing results
What were the expectations? You could had just installed dolphin on your phone and get a better experience.
It's just an excuse for new Gamecube controllers for  smash and at the end of the day you might get clones so you can have controllers for PC emu for when your Wii fails.
>>283073
>and I have no idea how you could be stupid enough to think it was
Because you cannot access the games unless you pay for the online service. And how Snowy and Micro$haft have also made their vidya stream services tied to their online network.
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>>283183
Define normal.
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>>283183
Get a load of this grown "man" threatened by pixels on a screen. Here, I drew a naked loli just for you, only she's very far away. What are you gonna do about it, faggot?
>>283188
is she naked?
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>>283188
Vanishing point erotica, very risqué.
>>283188
Damn, that's hot.
>>283188
>pretend this thing is something it's not
Literally tranny logic.
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>>283192
That's literally woman logic aka mentally immature  not delusional.
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>>283193
You will never be a real woman tranny.
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>>283194
Go outside, And touch grass and interact with... oh wait never mind you're better off not doing that instead just die in your basement.
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>>283195
Oh course you're a furry too. Post your cat porn on reddit where your wife's boyfriend can see it you furry transphobic anti. I'm going to post 2D lolis and there's nothing you can do about it.
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After just 12 days, Nintendo is already nuking Switch 2 console accounts for players caught using Mig Flash — popular cartridge allows Switch 1 games on the new console, but users say they're only using their own ROMs
https://archive.ph/20250617210935/https://www.tomshardware.com/video-games/nintendo/after-just-12-days-nintendo-is-already-nuking-switch-2-consoles-for-players-caught-using-mig-flash-popular-cartridge-allows-switch-1-games-on-the-new-console-but-users-say-theyre-only-using-their-own-roms
>Various user reports suggest that Nintendo is actively issuing bans to Switch 2 consoles that have been used with the MIG Switch (now MIG Flash) flash cart. Several affected users have reached out on X (formerly Twitter) and Reddit, sharing accounts of their consoles being banned from using Nintendo's online services after using the device.
>Despite earlier reports suggesting otherwise, MIG Flash (formerly MIG-Switch) showcased Nintendo Switch 1 ROMs running on Switch 2 hardware. This functionality is believed to be achieved through a recent firmware update, which mitigated or bypassed whatever new security checks Nintendo introduced with its latest console.
>The MIG-Switch is a specialized, reprogrammable cartridge that's designed to mimic a real Nintendo Switch cartridge, but allows you to store your own game ROMs or backups on its microSD card. This essentially enables you to hold multiple game copies on a single cartridge, letting you conveniently switch between them with the help of a button.
>That being said, it isn't as simple as dumping pirated copies on a MIG-Switch and calling it a day since Nintendo has robust anti-piracy measures in place, often through unique cartridge identifiers. If two users attempt to play the same game online simultaneously using a single copy, Nintendo can flag this as piracy. As you can expect, this likely has led to many false positives, especially in the case of used cartridges.
>It appears the Switch 2 is even stricter on this front, as there are now widespread reports of users being banned even when using what they purport as their own legitimately dumped game ROMs on the MIG-Switch. While users' Nintendo accounts reportedly remain unaffected, their consoles are now blocked from accessing Nintendo's online services. That means saying goodbye to Mario Kart World, the eShop, YouTube, cloud saves, and the list goes on.
>Firmware updates are generally not encompassed by these restrictions, but we cannot say for sure without more verified cases. There is a chance Nintendo may reinstate these consoles, as they were most likely caused by the changes introduced with the latest MIG-Switch firmware, rather than users booting up pirated ROMs. Regardless, the MIG-Switch isn't a Nintendo-authorized accessory, meaning that the company likely has no legal obligation to reverse these bans. As a matter of fact, Nintendo's updated EULA reserves the right to effectively brick your console in case of unauthorized hardware/software modifications.
>Contacting Nintendo Support might prove worthwhile, but we won't hold our breaths on it. It isn't technically a $449 paper weight, as you can still play offline titles, but that's a major compromise given the Switch 2 has been available for less than two weeks. Given Nintendo's release cycle, users who upgrade once per generation and face a ban on their Switch 2 might have to forego online services for several years, depending on when the Switch 2's successor launches.
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>>283188 (checked)
Not even going to spoiler.
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>>283182
I can wait for the emulation, I'm a pacient lolicon.
>>283182
Does this mean that, the new DK isn't really a redesign. but it's the OG Donkey Kong, aka. Cranky in his youth, or possibly even an earlier Kong since Pauline it's a loli?
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>>283205
Cranky is literally shown in the gameplay footage.
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>>283207
Oh...
Well, that's gay as shit, then.
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>>283201
They made her a loli?
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>>283201
I didn't mind the song in Mario Odyssey, but i am now getting tired of hearing Pauline singing every two seconds like a retarded Yidsney character.
Is this what Nintendo reduced her personality to?
Singing?
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>>283192
>Literally tranny logic.
>>283192
>That's literally woman logic
No, that's literally literally, like, literally.
 literally literally 


  literally  
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>>283226
>literally
Yeah, i wish these fuckers would stop talking and typing like braindead redditors already.
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>>283217
>Is this what Nintendo reduced her personality to?
What was her personality about? Keep in mind I've never touched that M v. DK GBA game.
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>>283249
They should have kept her song stuck in Odyssey and move on from that.
Hearing Pauline singing in every single game she appeared ever since is turning that character obnoxious.
Especially when there's no place for that, like in Mario Kart, Tennis, Strikers.
They should have recorded some normal lines like every other character and use those, instead of having her express herself using parts of that fucking song.
>>283228
funny how ive seen your image used by literal soyboys more often than world literally
oh wait
world literally is just a word and has nothing to do with reddit and you are mentally ill faggot
LOL
>>283252
Learn english before posting, retard.
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>>283252
I am sorry you have brain damage.
Seek help.
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>>283201
>pacient 
Not a very literate one.
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>>283255
not only that youve understood me but you also got mad because i called you out on what you call others out for so it kinda outs you as a reddit faggot yourself, so why dont you go back be le ebin 2009 greammar nazi there? :3
>>283256
Please, no bully.
>>283200
Even though this is the exact same thing as loli pornography, only the art "quality" is utter shit, no fuss has been made about it. Really makes you think.
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>>283252
>All that unintelligent gibberish
Way to prove the point, you stupid nigger.
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>>283389
>soyberpunk has enjoyed some success on switch 2, however
Makes sense, you have to be a special kind of  retarded to buy either of them so of course there'll be a lot of overlap.
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Seems there's been a change of personnell over at niggerpill HQ did the original get Iran'd?, but while the newgerpill is markedly closer to actually subverting anons its dislike of wholesome honorary Aryan harems still spoils its degenerate ambitions as usual.
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>>283416
Anyone stupid enough to fall for that shit deserves a ban.
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wtf is going on with the mods here?

>>283424
It just falls prey to the retarded "fantasy is real life" shit that those of lower IQ will never be able to ascend. IRL harem/hypergamy shit is awful, and nobody ever should support it in any way. Feel-good escapism should never be bound by the constraints of reality, though, that's retarded. The dimwits that rail against this shit are the "ascended" 80 IQ morons feeling superior to their 70 IQ brethren for their ability to understand, "but if this were real, it would be bad". As long as the world's leading nations are shit-scared to enforce anything remotely resembling the softest of eugenics, and continue to encourage dysgenic behaviors, this is going to not simply be a timeless problem, but a problem that accelerates at a parabolic rate.
>>283416
I'd also argue that boxing yourself into the fantastical belief that someone holding opinions like this HAS to be THE Bad Guy is grim in itself. Having to construct an absurd narrative from nothing to try to justify to yourself that the world is ass is pretty fucking gay. This isn't some horrid and secretive cabal of luciferian haxor trolls out to ruin your imageboard, this is just the average human being now, and you should feel fortunate that they are a rarity.
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>>283461
have you tried not being a faggot
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>>283475
yeah, sure, I've seen tons of that here, now why was I guilty to the extent that everything I posted apparently deserved nukuluhr hellfire, and what post instigated it?
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>>283461
>>283477
Your post could be reasonably construed as being part of niggerpill's innovative tactics, there's no rational reason to get this stuck up about calling out rather obvious subversive posting.

t. has seen quite a few niggerpills in the past 7 or so years of niggerpill's known existence
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‘High-dollar cargo heist:' $1.4 million in Switch 2 consoles stolen en route to Texas
https://archive.ph/20250622015712/https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/nintendo-switch-2-theft/3867026/
>Authorities in Colorado are seeking information about a cargo heist after $1.4 million worth of Nintendo Switch 2 game consoles were stolen from the back of a truck headed to North Texas.
The truck driver was on his way from Nintendo of America in Redmond, Washington, to GameStop in Grapevine.
>When asked about the theft, GameStop referred NBC 5 to the following message posted on X: "Come trade them in, we dare you." The post was later removed.
>The Arapahoe County Sheriff's Office told NBC 5 on Wednesday that patrol deputies were dispatched to the Love's Truck Stop at 1191 S. 1st Street in Bennett, about 30 miles east of Denver, at around 8:10 a.m. on June 8 after a semi-truck driver reported a "high-dollar cargo heist."
>The driver had just discovered during a pre-trip inspection that his trailer had been broken into and several pallets had been stolen. He said he did not know exactly what was in his truck, just that it was games or toys.
>According to the sheriff's office, 2,810 newly released Nintendo Switch 2 game consoles had been taken. The consoles retail for about $500 each, making the total value of the heist more than $1.4 million.
>Investigators do not yet know whether the theft occurred in Bennett or in another city where the truck stopped during its journey.
>The sheriff's office said the suspect or suspects responsible could face charges of felony theft of $1 million or more, along with criminal mischief.
>Investigators in Colorado are asking anyone with information to come forward or submit an anonymous tip.
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>>283487
>North Texas
Mexicans got tipped off.
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>>283488
Read the article. It was stolen in Colorado, stupid.
you're still right
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>>283487
>$1.4 million in Switch 2 consoles stolen en route to Texas
Pretty sure Nintendo will now still count those as "units sold" to appease shareholders-
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>>283526
In a way, they will still make up the money as long as whoever buys the console from the thieves also buys games legitimately.
>>283532
Ain't it hacked already?
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>>283532
Anon... they also steal the games...
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>>283548
>buy "used" NS2 gamecard off some Colombian at the local flea market
>put it in my own legitimately purchased and un-tampered NS2
>gamecard was actually part of a batch stolen by some Mexican cartel and dumped to nsw2u after the cartel figured reselling it would probably get someone in jail, with the cartel ultimately deciding to disperse a small number of cards through middlemen among rival entities to divert police attention while destroying the remainder
>trying to download the actual game from the Nintendo servers triggers an immediate SWAT response
>personally sued by Doug Bowser to the tune of $6000,000,000 for copyright violations, AGB violations and being an accomplice to theft
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>>283567
Tell that to the Nintendo lawyers pal.
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>>283583
That's strange for 120 hz lcd, perhaps he is right and it's driven somehow wrong?
>>283532
They already made the money from Gamestop when they bought the shipment in the first place.
Also that clip is from Digital Foundry review, but it's 2 fucking hours long.
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>>283583
>"It's actually slower than the original Switch LCD from 2017"
WEW
>Third-party Switch 2 game sales have started off slow, with one publisher selling ‘below our lowest estimates’
https://archive.ph/j4H5C
<In a new report from The Game Business, it’s claimed that, other than CD Projekt Red‘s Cyberpunk 2077, most third-party games have struggled to sell on Switch 2.
<“Most third-party Switch 2 games posted very low numbers,” the report reads. “One third-party publisher characterised the numbers as ‘below our lowest estimates’, despite strong hardware sales.”
<According to the report, 62% of Switch 2 physical game sales in the US during the console’s launch week came from first-party titles. This excludes the Mario Kart World bundle, which accounted for the vast majority of console sales in the region.
<According to Circana data, the three best-selling physical games in the US during the Switch 2’s launch week were Mario Kart World, Cyberpunk 2077, and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Nintendo Switch 2 Edition.
<NielsenIQ data shows that, in the UK, 86% of Switch 2 physical games sold in the UK during launch week were first-party games, if the Mario Kart World bundle is included (if it’s excluded, the figure is 48%). Cyberpunk 2077 was the best-selling third-party game in the UK during the system’s launch week.
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>>283861
This ad physically hurts me. Atleast it’s not a nigger.
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>>283867
cringe, though, admittedly, I do miss the magic of opening a console or a game with the rush of childlike wonder guiding my hands, the drive home while staring at the case with my heart fluttering, fuck I'm getting old
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>>283886
I didn't get the cringe at all, My hatred for her overpowered everything I still love getting new tech and games just being that western shit I have a hate boner for now.
It has poisoned even old games for me because I can see what bs they were pulling.

>>283883
It's incredible how the screen is worse than the first switch.
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