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WHAT IS THIS STREAM ABOUT??
>Join us April 2nd, at 6 a.m. PT for a closer look at Nintendo Switch 2!

HOW LONG IS THE STREAM???
>The Nintendo Direct: Nintendo Switch 2 – 4.2.2025 livestream will be approximately 60 minutes long.

WHEN????
3 hours from now

WHERE TO WATCH??
https://cytu.be/r/StockholmVidya
>>272165 (OP) 
Gonna emulate it
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what a gud thred
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>>272171
I saw that
Why is it so early?
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Predictions?
>>272176
>New model for the switch 1 like the ds
>switch 2
>splatoon 4
>>272176
it's a waste of everyone's time and by the end you'll still be disappointed even though you didn't expect anything but disappointment
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>>272176
New, even more painful 3DS -type of 3D.
F-Zero launch title bitcheeeeeeees
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>>272181
Am I the only person on this planet who isn't bothered by the autostereoskopic display of the 3DS?
It may be uncomfortable at first but after getting used to it there's isn't much to complain, heck I barely use my 3DS these days but having the 3D on full blast does virtually nothing to my eyes.
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MY PREDICTIONS

HOPES:
>smash ultimate DX, lots of indications that sakurai is back on the smash
>second sakurai project, possibly kid dicarus port using the new joycon mouse shit
>that “not-roblox” nintendo is making
>whatever the fuck the 3d mario team is making (dk supposedly)
>some dead IP returning in a weird wat
>some new IP that looks bad
>some new IP that looks good
>at least a few cross gen games with switch
>some rts port
>Platinum games outta nowhere with either ass chain 2 or weird bullshit
>some major capcom or sega announcement, preferably an older IP getting love
>gamecube games on the internet plan
>switch price cut
>solo waluigi pinball game
>never ever silksong

FEARS:
>infinite ports, BG3 and shit that never came to switch
>price increase for online
>game price increase
>$599 US DOLLARS
>console costs an arm and a leg
>waluigi in smash (KEEP HIM OUT unless waluigi pinball the game is coming)
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>>272176
Mario kart 9
a bunch of third party games
A new mario paint why the fuck would they make the mouse gimmick otherwise? nintendo does not give a fuck about fps games
>>272184
>$599 US DOLLARS
On the one hand that would be retarded as the hardware is likely nowhere near costly enough to justify that price, but on the other it has to be acknowledged that we live in a society.
Bloodborne sequel,Kirby Air Ride sequel. New Donkey Kong.
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>>272189
>bloodborne in anything but name
>no price reveal
this was really shit until the very end also gamecube games seriously and a 8bitdo modkit clone? what a fucking joke makes me glad I bought a wii just to play gamecube again Modded of course because paying 100$ for 2 decade old games is fucking insane
releasing on june 5th
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All that nintendo has now is sakurai, the 3d mario teams new game, and mario kart. The new system genuinely looks good but PAID PORTS AND NO OTHER GAMES. 

But yeah firmly in the “that looks cool, not buying” category. Any word on the price? The fact that they didnt say it tells me its bad
>>272191
<graphics upgrades but only if you pay for a patch
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Mario Kart and paid patches/remasters/ports/emulators. That's it, that's all they have.
>missed it
My predictions were a bunch of "pro mode" graphics patches, Mario Kart, teasers for either Mario Paint or a 3D Mario, teaser for some meme thing to draw hype and something incredibly stupid (F-Zero 99 2! More amiibo cards! FIVE HUNDRED NINETY NINE U S DORRAR!) Looks like I was half right.
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"I Can't Believe It's Not Bloodborne 2" is multiplayer-only:
https://archive.ph/ORrGv
https://twiiit.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1907432474759569770
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>>272197
Wow  it's complete trash!
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Reportedly games are 80 USD. I’m sure shit like air riders will have that much dollars of content, but crap like a 3ds port or cripple ball will also be that much.
>>272201
>cripple ball
Is this the lesser evils if they had to make a game to fill DEI quotas?
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>Console will be $450
>Mario Kart will be $80
>>272203
>probably 30$ dlc for 3D DK
on one hand I am really happy to have a new 3D DK but it looks like there's no other kongs so fucking DISAPPOINTING
>>272203
[CITATION FUCKING NEEDED]
>>272165 (OP) 
>that second webm
Kill yourself.
>>272197
>tweet doesn't state that the game is "Multiplayer Only"
>just that it has multiplayer
>like every other souls game
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>>272179
>it's a waste of everyone's time and by the end you'll still be disappointed even though you didn't expect anything but disappointment
Nailed it.
>>272193
>graphics upgrades but only if you pay for a patch
That, and also:
>making a specific Switch 2-only version of Switch1 games to make them look and run slightly better instead of just patching those games (for free) as you play them on Switch 2.
Honorary kikes.
Even Soyny wasn't that dishonest, plenty of PS4 games included the PS5 version FOR FREE as it should be.
That's a new low for Jewtendo.
I hope this will turn into another 3DS situation, where the console will sell like shit at launch so that they feel the need to drop the prices and start pumping games in order to turn things around.
>>272201
>Reportedly games are 80 USD.
Final nail in the coffin if confirmed.
80USD for games that look like previous gen's.
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Pretty underwhelming overall. The only thing that stood out to me were Peach's hot pants, but it looks like they censored the bike suit to have sweat pants anyway.

Paying for upgrades is bullshit, the C button seems absolutely useless unless you pay for their shitty online, and modern gaming is so neutered that I can't get excited for any of the games. I bet the Bravely Default remaster uses the censored US version as a base like everything else these days.
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>>272184
>implying that they won't just port the same Smash Ultimate for eternity
there is no way in hell they're gonna be able to top "everyone is here" and keep like half the shit they had to fight lawyers in death matches for
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>>272212
Smash Ultimate switch 2 edition Luigi's mansion 2 HD edition switch 2 edition
yt-dlp -f 234+628 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrTVeYm4iIM
>>272201
>>272203
>>272209
Found the sources:
Jesus, this keeps getting better and better?
https://archive.ph/BOjbc
https://archive.ph/d7OZB
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>>272210
I really don't understand this shit. Why focus on making a multiplayer-only game exclusive to a system meant to be portable? When I am using a portable system portably, I am not at home connected to muh wifi. The system doesn't even accept SIM for data plans, so...?
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>>272176
BING BING WAHOO
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>still no Captain Falcon in Mario Kart
It's over.
>>272165 (OP) 
Making a switch exclusive is one thing but naming it Duskbloods specifically is another. Miyazaki had issues with sony
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Why the fuck does Donkey Kong dab? What is this brainrot bullshit?
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>>272221
get with the times old man
>>272217
What? You mean to tell me that "everyone" DOESN'T live in a bustling city, where hundreds of families live in the same building, everyone takes public transpirtation to and from work/school, and public Wifi is available everywhere? Are you Luddite or Amish?
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GameChat uses a microphone built into the system, so I guess no voicechat when you're playing docked? lol
Buy our Playstation Eye and you can voice chat WHILE you're playing Bing Kart!
What a mess.
>>272226
>so I guess no voicechat when you're playing docked
The presentation clearly showed them use it docked, they ever bragged how it cancels out noise and picks up your voice anyway. Not that it matters, this is a shit feature.
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>>272226
>>272227
no one is gonna use this sh anyways they're just gonna use discord or one of the new voips that will replace it since it's going down the toilet anyways
>>272227
And you believe that? Every time any spic hops on voicechat I hear their 18 screaming children, five dogs, and 30 cousins, and that's with independent microphones directly in front of their stinking mouths.
Give me one example, anywhere, of an embedded, miniature microphone capable of doing that. Or do you "think" that Nintendo has somehow become world-class pioneers in microphone technology?
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>>272210
this and the Nightreign game is enough proof that From Software is dead or its dying, either From got too big and DS3 and ER weren't profitable enough to keep the lights on and now they need a constant revenue stream, or Kadokawa is pushing them into GAAS territory.
>>272221
That's a standard cool guy post used in Japanese media for many years. A dab is where you put the crook of your elbow above your head.
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>>272226
So I've actually watched some of the direct now instead of just reading some highlight articles, and I just don't "get it".
It's not just ingame chat, it's a Zoom room with floating faces in front of screen-sharing gameplay? Who does this? For me, when I play vidya, it's to play the fucking game, not keep looking at all my nigger friends eeking and ooking over their own different game they're playing. This is the most blatant highlight of "normalfags don't play vidya they just pretend to, to be social" that I've seen yet.
And yeah, no way in hell is that tiny speaker on the top of the system going to filter out ambient household noise, the noise of the TV it's probably placed right under, with other peoples' voices coming out of it, and only pick up your voice. No way in hell.
What a mess.

>>272230
I don't know anything about Nightreign, so I looked it up, and it looked somewhat like Souls Hunter (Monster Souls?), but this screenshot makes it look like it's a PvE battle royale? What the hell is it?

>>272231
>AKSHUALLY it's a sentai pose because the elbow is one inch too low to cover DK's massive head
Oh, right, pardon me, Nintendo makes their characters sentai pose all the time. I know sentai is really catching the world by storm right now. Makes sense with the company moving back to being more JP-centric, too.
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apparently switch 2 will have issues running some switch 1 games...
https://media.nintendo.com/switch-2/pdf-compatibility_issues_EN.pdf
https://media.nintendo.com/switch-2/pdf-launchable_compatibility_issues_EN.pdf
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>>272232
I don't know the origin of that image, first time I saw was around the release of Sekiro or Bloodborne, I don't remember.
Nightreing is a coop roguelite game with premade characters, diablo style loot system, that circle of death from battle royal games, its similar to Risk of Rain 2 but with Elden Ring and Dark Souls enemies, and you can jump.
>>272234
"some" games, holy shit. No wonder they killed Yuzu, Steam Deck has better backcompat than the Switch 2 does.

>>272235
From is flailing, wtf. Elden Ring was a massive success, wasn't it? Why are they sperging into kusoge territory now?
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>>272230
>>272236
>do some asset flip gaiden game for easy money between big titles
>FROM IS DYING IT'S OVER
Get a grip.  If they hadn't just put out an amazing Armored Core I might agree, but not capitalizing on popularity this way would be retarded.  Capcom should take lessons on how to milk shit while not raping the integrity of their franchises
>>272246
Capcom literally has never given a fuck about integrity of their games they would rather make games that will appeal to everyone but no one at the same time than make actual games for people who are fans of series like Mega Man
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You will own nothing, and be happy.
>>272229
I never said it's going to work well but you said it wouldn't be there at all. Pay attention.
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>>272234
The fucking presentation literally says that one of the three games the Switch2 can play is "Compatible Nintendo Switch games" will implies a non-full backwards compatibility, which is fucking insulting.
>>272246
That's Nightreign, made by their B-team. This is Duskbloods, directed by Miyazaki, presumably made by their A-team at the same time. Yet it's the same fucking formula as Nightreign, a multiplayer only non-RPG.
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>>272253
>same fucking formula
It's PvPvE which is already different from Nightreign.  And much more interesting to me personally when I want nothing to do with the Switch 2, fuck.
>presumably
I'm presuming they're going to take at least another 2-3 years cooking another Elden Ring or something of similar size while these are to explore online aspects more and incorporate bits of it into it when it happens, A-team or not
>>272251
I think you're a little retarded, champ.
>No voicechat while docked
This is a statement of functionality. If you own a totaled minivan with no engine, it's pretty fucking fair to say you have "no car", without having some autistic retard come in and start to
>WELL AKSHUALLY

>>272249
What's the point?
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Did I miss anything or was it all
>this is the NINTENDO SWITCH(tm) SWITCH(tm) EM UP (c) (tm)
>>272262
You didn't miss anything. Some gay kiddie games were showcased which is par for the course with Nintendo.
Any games on PC confirmed for being on Switch 2 at launch? Wondering what it will be compared to SteamDeck with.
>>272262
I would say it's worth a watch if you want to have a good laugh at Nintendo clearly not having a fucking clue, though a lot of that has been highlighted here already.
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>so autistic he set off the captcha
Post anime to piss him off
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lol lmao @ur life
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Why the fuck are you sperging out HERE?
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>>272279
you're just as bad

>>272249
I'm still trying to understand wtf is going on with these. Why would they even bother producing and shipping physical keys? What's the point? If I need to activate and download a game, a product license code is infinitely more convenient than having to haul around a physical key? Also, if they plan for this to be a popular method of distribution, that 256 GB internal storage is going to be wholly subsufficient.
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>>272283
it's to confuse stupid people who only glance at shit for a second and old people who don't shop online
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>>272285
PC games were sold in cases with product codes, that's how I bought HL2 (and shoplifted CounterStrike Source). That problem was already solved decades ago.
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>>272246
>>272230
I'm honestly glad it looks terrible.
I'd be pissed if a new Armored Core or an actual Bloodborne 2 was stuck to the switch 2.
>>272262
Kirby Air Rider 2 and a new 3D DK gaem.
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>>272282
Babby got caught so he's having a major crash out by "pretending to be retarded", and this has spread to several imageboards.
>>272283
I's like when we started seeing PC games with Steam codes in the early 2010s, just fucking baffling. Do you know what this really reminds me of? Those rentable discs that allowed you to watch a movie for 48 hours, then a chemical reaction happened that destroyed the data. Total waste of resources.
>>272287
Also From has done like a billion random console exclusives, they made a bunch of mecha games for Xbox like Chromehounds and Metal Wolf Chaos. I HATE Soulsborne tourists who didn't know who they were prior to Dark Souls.
>>272286
What was fixed  2 decades ago is still a problem on console since it's aimed at the lowest common denominator  and attracts idiots who cannot even figure out how to put in a power cord
>>272288
>From has done like a billion random console exclusives
They did, and that sucked too, just less, since those old consoles were worth the price, unlike these new, expensive paperweights.
I'm glad Metal Wolf Chaos got a PC port.
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>>272290
>and that sucked too, just less, since those old consoles were worth the price
Third-party exclusives used to be a big part of moving consoles, before everybody inexplicably gave that up.
>I'm glad Metal Wolf Chaos got a PC port.
Which, strangely, was due to some e-celeb. Not the decade plus of mecha fans asking for a re-release.
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>>272235
So he just did this again
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>>272288
Chromehound has a story mode, Metal Wolf Chaos is a single player game, Echo Night is a single player game, Kuon is a single player game, even that weird puzzle strategy game for the xbox had CPU adversary.
The problem with nightein and duskborn are are online games, God knows if you will be able to it play offline, or 20, 30, 100 years from now, preservation be damned.
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>>272291
I didn't even know Fromsoft had not only one game but two  for the Gamecube. 

popular jackasses on the internet will always get attention from corporations rather than fans unless it's a large number since it will be seen as less profitable for inexplicable reasons.
>>272293
That's not actually the point I'm making, and I fully sympathize with the preservation argument though I don't think these games will be worth preserving lol
I never liked From's multiplayer games to begin with.
>>272288
nice doubledubs. I never knew those "burn after reading" discs were a thing, that's disgusting.
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>>272298
not any less disgusting than the overproduced garbage we have today.
>>272288
>Do you know what this really reminds me of? Those rentable discs that allowed you to watch a movie for 48 hours, then a chemical reaction happened that destroyed the data. Total waste of resources.
That's more analogous to live service games.
>>272301
Holy fuck the left cannot meme
What did I miss?
>>272306
Just niggerpill sperging out, nothing important.
>>272298
They were called Flexplay, they were in production for nearly a decade and I believe around 50 million of them were printed.
>>272306
The Direct? It was extremely lackluster, and Nintendo is on their typical bullshit with $90 games and paid demos.
The highlights were an open world Mario Kart, a new 3D Donkey Kong, native mouse support, a sequel to Kirby's Air Ride, and that's it. It was mostly third-party ports and overexplaining minute technical details. There was a cool looking game by Fromsoft, but it turned out to be PvP extraction shooter slop.
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>>272310
And paid Gamecube emulation, and a useless Gamecube controller that only works on switch unless you're really wanting to pay for a 80$ controller to emulate only Gamecube games.
you can get used gamecube controllers for cheap that work just fine. dolphin will work better than whatever shit Nintendo uses
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>>272306
Mystery of the Druids 2 DX coming out on the swotch 2. it's the cheapest launch title going at 40 USD even though it's a port of a PS3 game no one remembers from 2011
>>272313
I love this retarded meme.
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>>272314
Not a meme, they're including cut content like the cancelled "Purgatory of the Astray" dlc that was being developed before it was canned amd the rights sold to THQ Nordic.
people are being awfully quiet about it for some reason, guess they want it to fail.
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>How did you land on the name “Nintendo Switch 2”?
<There were a lot of ideas for the name, and we really struggled to find the right one.
<We even considered ideas like “Super Nintendo Switch.”
Why does this feel like LOL material?

>>272249
Source for this: https://archive.ph/yrw2s
<And pic already showing some games using this system.

>>272283
>Why would they even bother producing and shipping physical keys? What's the point?
Probably cheaper, because there is a licensing fee that companies have to pay that scales with the size of the game card used for distribution. Also a form of DRM, like how PC games used to require you having the actually disc in your drive even if all of the game's files were installed to the computer.

>>272288
>I's like when we started seeing PC games with Steam codes in the early 2010s, just fucking baffling.
That's something entirely different. I actually have two game that were bundled with Steam (MW2 and Star Trek DAC), and all they are is install discs for the Steam client and an activation code to obtain the game through the storefront.
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Honestly, the Direct and Switch 2 were fucking shit.
>Paid patches for Switch1 games to look and run better on Switch2
Nintendo are fucking retarded, they should know that offering those for free would result in people being more willing to upgrade even if there's no games they are actually interested in yet.
Instead they had to be massive kikes about it.
>Mario Kart World
Honestly it didn't impress me at all.
Graphics didn't look any better compared to 8 deluxe, and the tracks looked so fucking dull and uninspired.
>New Donkey Kong game
Looks alright, but nothing great.
>That shit tech demo giving you a tour of the console being a paid game instead of including it with the console at launch like Sony did with the Vita.
The audacity of asking people to pay for that shit.
>It's not fully retrocompatible with Switch1 games
They had one job...
>Games being 80 bucks
Into the trash it goes.
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I'm gonna buy the JP region locked Switch 2 for $334 USD, buy the Fromslop, and exclusively play that with nips (they make anything fun).  Then, by the time I get tired of it, there'll be hacks and I'll just pirate everything else mildly interesting or turn it into a quasi-SteamDeck or whatever the fuck.  This is the least gay path I can think of, being a Fromslop addict since King's Field, and reluctant ex-idort.  You may now call me names.
>>272318
I’m learning Japanese currently might do it only if there’s games I’m interested in like Fire Emblem from KT again, or a good Zelda like OoT or MM. Be aware that even the games must be Japanese cartridges and they have only Japanese language
I think more then Wii-U this is some serious 3DS vibes. The same lackluster content with a hefty pricetag. The desperation is really noticeable when they try to show all the multiplat games already out on every other system and PC as if it was a feature when only newborns haven't played the games. Also insane that Mario Kart and Kirby Air Ride are their only big games. If anything it shows that they were forced into releasing the console early and would've probably done it next year if the leaks hadn't started.
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>>272322
the expensive camera is going to be quickly forgotten and used by only a handful of people who burned their money for laughs and showing their genitals and getting banned by nintendo
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>>272317
The demo is worse considering the PS5 has a free demo included in Astro Bot. It may be a very short game and just about the only game the PS5 has but still. And what extra functions even need a paid demo for? Everyone knows what a mouse is and the direct showed what looks like rumble tech in the demo which Nintendo didn't even mention got an upgrade so more then likely it is just Switch-era rumble technology being resold.
>>272316
>That massive wasted space of red
What is so hard about just adding some cool art to the spine and letting the game art on the front speak for itself?
>>272323
The fucking discord copy and "upgrade" features of Switch 2 games is utterly nothing and retarded. Look at any multiplayer game even with ingame chat and a majority still just skip and use discord or other chat programs. And fucking Zelda pretending paying for a phone app that an internet search has just as much information is stupid. The only worthwhile upgrade the Switch 2 has is the mouse function on first person games like Metroid or to replace the wagglin from Wii games.
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>>272324
Mouse functionality is only good if you have a table next to you. and even then I'd rather gyro  the way the Joycons are held reminds me of playing Metroid prime on Wii  except worse comfort for a little extra precision Wii Remote wasn't the most precise but at least it felt good to play with.
playing pc games will hurt you physically if you aren't playing for only short periods of time and the same will be true for the Joycons mouse mode
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The price bump is going to be blamed on orange man bad, though of course they're not going to drop the price when he inevitably backs off on tariffs. If you look at other regions it's actually cheaper in fucking Australia and Canada after conversion to USD.
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>>272316
><And pic already showing some games using this system.
Fortunately it doesn't seem like first party titles will be using it at least for the time being.

Also pretty sure some third party Switch 1 titles already do something similar to this where you have to download the game after inserting the card. Still retarded though, best case scenario is that this just forces third parties to be more transparent on whether their games are just digital downloads disguised as physical releases.
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>>272330
Rare Donkey Kong design was peak Donkey Kong design. Fuck this weird ass movie one.
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>>272331
it's not bad until you notice his eyes are cat ears
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>Fur on tummy
No thank you
Nope
Uh uh
Thanks but no thanks
No sirre bobby
>>272329
I think it's more due to the cartridge format they are using along with Nintendo being greedy, that's why physical games are $10 more expensive even though they are usually the same price as digital. They are using Micro SD Express which is an emerging format that is basically a small form factor NVMe SSD. I think it's a bit dumb to use an expensive memory format for each cartridge and they should use cheap memory and have you install it to the console instead, but people will complain either way.
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>>272331
>Rare Donkey Kong design was peak Donkey Kong design. Fuck this weird ass movie one.
I don't know why they even felt the "need" to change it.
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>>272336
Because the movie was a massive success. In typical corporate fashion they have now put all their eggs in the basket of appealing to the people who now play nintendo games because of the movie.
>>272334
I think the benefit of the Switch is in its physical cartridges at least for the most part contained the majority of the game with maybe a few updates needing to be installed. And some of the more greedy companies like Crapcom always pulled the cloud crap or code in a box crap when they could have fit the game on a cartridge. Switch being so multiplat only worked when everything was physical since that was the benefit the others couldn't so readily claim.
All of it is ironic given Sony allows for games to be loaded on external storage that is slower but Nintendo outright blocks slower SD cards while given a pitiful 256GB. You gotta pay double for the new SD format, more for games, more for the console, more for accessories, I am going to bet that Nintendo Switch 2 Online price is going to be raised as it is just about the only thing not touched yet.
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>>272339
>You gotta pay double for the new SD format, more for games, more for the console, more for accessories, I am going to bet that Nintendo Switch 2 Online price is going to be raised as it is just about the only thing not touched yet.
I wonder if all this shit is going to turn the Switch2 into another WiiU flop and bite them in the ass.
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>>272340
Normalfags will glady pay, after all they are good gayings.
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>>272340
>another WiiU flop
The problems with the Wii U were all over the place. From how it took Nintendo a few years before they were actually capable of providing the system content (Mostly because it was cheaper and faster to make games for the 3DS) to how everyone except the Indies had jumped ship because it "Just wasn't powerful enough" all the while companies were still releasing games left and right for the 360/PS3/Vita all the way to 2018. And in a rather inronic sort of fashion, it's now the last "good" system Nintendo produced due to everything they've done to the Switch over the past few years, from demanding third-parties censoring/cancel their games to adding DRM.
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is it the same build as switch 1? can it be emulated?
>>272344
it probably can be emulated, but it'd probably take little time to be made considering that it's not fully 100 percent compatible.
but I'm a computer illiterate idiot who has no idea how computers work making assumptions.
>>272344
>Asking before it is even out and hacked
Give it at least a week after launch. It runs a spiritual successor to the Tegra chip the Switch had called the T239 Ampere so probably. Of course I doubt Nvidia has the manual out for public release like it did the Tegra chips which allowed the Switch to be hacked so quickly. But at the very least Metroid 4 is going to get the Zelda treatment and be fully playable at 4k resolution in emulators since it is also releasing on the Switch.
>>272342
>first pic
What a dumb image.
>And in a rather inronic sort of fashion, it's now the last "good" system Nintendo produced due to everything they've done to the Switch over the past few years, from demanding third-parties censoring/cancel their games to adding DRM.
No, not really.
That's just engaging in retroactive whitewashing. The Switch's library, even with Nintendo's recent problems, blows the Wii U's out of the water.
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>>272283
>What's the point?
I've wondered the same about the "Code in a Box" line of Switch 1 games when the eshop is a resource already. Ubisoft obviously being a big supporter of it as "you will own nothing" shit, but also other companies. Sometimes for games that actually did get proper physical releases in prior prints.

As for these "keycards", if the download tied to them isn't some one-use thing to prevent a very specific preowned aftermarket, then I'd wager it's to make them worthless years down the line once download servers are taken down or licenses expire, to force people to have to buy it (possibly again) on a more recent platform.
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Fucking hell Nvidia couldn't even make the new chip more efficient. The Switch 2 now only runs for 2.5-6 hours while they said the original release Switch could do 4.5-9 hours. Switch 2 still requires 3 hours to charge too.
>>272341
Dunno if you've noticed, but people are broke as fuck and the jobs market is shit. I doubt this is going to move a lot of units.
My inner conspiritard looks back at the Switch blowing up during COVID and them adding all these Zoom features to the Switch 2 and feels nervous, but it's obviously just confused and out of date elderly Jap suits.
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>>272363
During Covid people also got free money from the government.
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>>272364
yes, exactly, and they will again. Pandemic soon, investigate Nintendo biolabs
Haven't watched or paid attention to any of this. Could someone give me a couple sentences of what I might want to know?
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>>272368
$80 games, paid backcompat "improvements", Playstation Eye, Nintendo Discord, physical game keys, ugly DK, open world Mario Kart. Next time lurk moar, faggot.
>>272368
>stitch 2 is $450 for base console, $500 for Mario Kart World, Mario Kart World standalone is $80 digital (no physical included in the bundle)
>new Kirby Air Ride
>new expansion/update for Kirby and the Forgotten Lands (paid, NS2-exclusive)
>other games getting NS2-exclusive updates (that you have to pay for)
>New 3D Donkey Kong game
There's obviously more but overall it was complete dogshit, Mario Kart World is the only new game actually releasing with the console (June 5th), DK isn't getting released until late July.
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>>272370
That's not true! The Astro Bot how-this-system-works game should be out on release...and it isn't free, pay up goyim
>>272344
>can it be emulated?
Lolno. It's completely different hardware wise to Switch 1
>>272374
>When the fuck did anons get so soft and start perceiving negativity as "niggerpill"?
Blame a certain obese cake jew
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>>272313
>forgetting to post the strip poker minigame
come on now, that's everyone's favorite optional content!
>>272374
I honestly think it has to do with how the internet used to work and how it slowly changed in the 10s the internet is literally a echo chamber on purpose now.
no thanks to gewgle
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I wish we had cool productive autists instead.
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>>272392
then do it faggot

>>272394
In my defense, not that I need one, I've been in this thread all day, but different devices/rebooting computer w/ VPN makes me look like one of "them".
>>272394
it's easy to bitch and moan about how shit things are rather than take initiative and make indie games and even then coming up with an idea for a game is a lot harder than copying some game and throwing it in the trash and starting over again until you get it good enough.
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>just want to enjoy the only good thing announced in Nintendo Next
>get raided by negative nancy autist
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>>272399
Was there any news on the new sequel? Someone said it's been cancelled because the writer disappeared, but I see no source on that.
What's even being added in the DX version?
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>>272401
mostly better graphics and adding the cut DLC and expansion packs that were cancelled for the original game.
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>>272406
>The average person is a idiot
lol
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>>272416
It's the same anon spamming and replying to himself with a VPN, he's just trying to sour the mood. 
Just ignore him
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>>272418
is this actually a sequel or the first game remastered?
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>>272421
see
>>272313
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>mfw the same nigger who made a quadrillion posts fearmongering about Kamala and got decisively BTFO is now in full panic mode and scurrying to move the goalposts in desperate denial that he will NEVER EVER recover
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>>272426
Sort of surprised that he hasn't started blaming Cheetoh-Man as the "reason" for the prices of the games and console being so high.
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Red Dude Comics or @Elpeocross  on xitter
Kys you faggot mentally ill nigger
>>272318
I also love From games, but I'm in no hurry to play this new one. Being a multiplayer-only game killed it for me, and it doesn't look too hot either.
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Let's say Nintendo goes all in on what I can best call the Nintendo cycle and shoves in update season passes for regular Switch 2 games, paid unscheduled updates or an update tax into NSO2 subscriptions and thus gets emulated into the ground by the Deckbuilding community, would this make Niggerpill sad or happy?
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>>272426
He schizophrenically writes to himself so he can screenshot the posts and post them to other imageboards saying "LMAO LOOK AT THESE OTHER CHANS THEY'RE SUCH LOSERS". I'm not kidding.
He's just sperging here because he ran out of proxies on 8meme and his posts were getting wiped in 5 seconds
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>>272435
It looks good in the art department, but a 8v8 PvP "extraction" game sounds like misery no matter who's making it. And FromSoft is more than capable of making terrible games.
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>>272438
>webm
Tim Follin is killing it with the HDD spindle.
I knew he had a knack for prog rock, but goddamn is he talented regardless of style.
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>>272447
>He's just sperging here because he ran out of proxies on 8meme and his posts were getting wiped in 5 seconds
The only good thing about kikechan, niggerpill's post get deleted in mere seconds.
I remember one time his retarded posts were nuked so fast that at some point he started typing incoherent shit like TsjsYhHshsjk out of frustration lmao.
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>>272451
That's a fan remix, though the original song is also great.
Tim Follin sadly has iffy opinions of his own work, and of vidya. He often felt like his work didn't match the media it was attached to.
>>272452
He did that yesterday, posting "q" over and over out of sheer exasperation.
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>>272370
Thank you.

How much of this is more "You'll own nothing and be happy" bullshit?
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>>272453
>He often felt like his work didn't match the media it was attached to
Haha, so he knew.
>>272448
>It looks good in the art department
I disagree, Personally, It looks like a mix and match of previous souls games. It lacks an unique identity in the art direction, which Bloodborne, ER and Sekiro had.
If they didn't specifically say it was from From, I would've assumed it was a fan game. Lies of P looks more official than this.
The scenery and detail is good, don't get me wrong, but it doesn't look too cohesive or unique from what we've seen.
They should have made Palworld 2 a launch title.
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>>272454
>How much of this is more "You'll own nothing and be happy" bullshit?
In Nintendo's case it is more, “Let's see how far we can push it, how far we can get away with it.”
It is clear that they have become too complacent about the success of Switch and think people are willing to pay whatever they want for whatever crap they shit out, already forgetting about the failures of WiiU, GameCube, and N64.
>>272341
>Normalfags will glady pay, after all they are good gayings.
Nintendrones will for sure, but casuals will think twice before spending that much shekels for this shit.
No single game is worth 60 bucks, let alone 80, no matter how paid reviews shill their games with 10/10 fake scores.
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>>272458
Or better yet
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>>272460
>Horror
Fuck's sake.
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>>272461
Those are user added tags, Steam users can be memey bastards.
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>>272462
Thank God.
>>272459
Moreover, the fact that they are making Switch2 versions of Switch1 titles, and charging money for patches, defeats the purpose of a backward-compatible console.
What's the fucking point if I have to pay for games I've already overpaid for to make them run better on the new system?
That should be a basic feature, not a paid premium service.
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>>272460
>no sex scenes
Did the furfags find themselves on this site or something?
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>>272466
>wanting to fuck zoe is furry
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>>272467
>I-it's only Zoe we want to fuck
>>272460
>irrelevant English-original ironic weeb parody "VN" #859373
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>>272429
That's because I already did :^) >>272329
If it wasn't because of tariffs fucking Australia, one of the biggest shitholes in the "developed world" wouldn't have a cheaper MSRP in USD terms. Everything made in China (aka everything) is going to go up 40% in the next month, nobody's going to eat that much of a tax instead of passing it on or moving to Vietnam, especially when it can be turned into another orange man bad talking point and he could walk it back at any point.
so 2 games and 500 usd for the console think ill wait a few years like i did with switch 1
>>272471
Will we ever get a genuine and decent quality VN from the west? The closest thing is Katawa Shoujo and even then it has subversive elements.
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20% is a failing grade, see me after class
So how long before the switch reduces in price? Specifically the oled one. I have been waiting to get one for a a few years but its just way too expensive
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>>272477
If nintendo is petty enough they'll even lower the OLED model down in price, just to outdo Sony's PS2 total sales numbers, and then Sony will conveniently find another sixty million sales they forgot to add, whoops.
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>>272479
>petty
How is the logical choice of dropping the price of the older console to sell off remaining stock petty? I can see the opposite where they keep prices because the Switch is still cheaper then the Switch 2 and like the Xbox can play 99% of the Switch 2 library.
>>272475
Will we ever get a genuine and decent quality VN?
>>272483
Well, Blue Archive is basically a VN.
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>>272475
Pocketpair is Japanese you dunces.
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>>272487
Financed by a Chinese company, and majority of their staff in India.
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>>272479
Nintendo won't lower the prices until retards will stop buying their slop.
It was bad enough that they got rid of the "player's choice/ nintendo selects" line of discounted titles.
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>>272499
I guess ill just go with a steam deck and yuzu then
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>>272500
This tbh. Don't give jewtendo money.
>>272491
Three asian countries doesn't sound a whole lot like "the west" to me.
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>>272507
The art and premise look western-like, and it's mainly targeted at westerners, so it's a (dis)honorary western production in my book.
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>>272475
Dunno if Russia is considered western but Everlasting Summer is good.

>>272486
There is nothing genuine or quality about gachashit.
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>>272491
>>272508
>goalpost shifting
lmaoing @ ur life
>>272517
>Dunno if Russia is considered western
Eastern Europe generally isn't, which confuses Asians endlessly as they collectively refer to all Euros as "westerners".
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>>272517
>Dunno if Russia is considered western
They're as pozzed as the west, look up their "hate speech" laws, and immigrant/HIV/tranny rates. Freaky stuff.
>>272519
>goalpost shifting
Nah, you're just a pedantic faggot.
Are they recharging people to run switch 1 games on switch 2?
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>>272526
No but some they charge you for an "upgrade" if you want it to run better.
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>The premise look western-like
What? Fucking Pokemon?
That's pretty Japanese I'd say. Though, it's quite universal.
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>>272526
Don't think so, but for some games like Mario Party they're releasing an upgraded version, and you buy an "upgrade" instead of rebuying the game.
Wonder if the original will be one of the games that "doesn't work" on the S2.
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>>272528
>Fucking Pokemon?
Not this part, but the being a low effort parody "VN" cashing out on a fad part.
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>>272535
As long as it isn't "le cute but actually HORROR BOOH" and the dialogue isn't reddit-tier, and actually takes it seriously, then I don't care if it is cashing on a fad.
I guess we'll see.
>>272528
>That's pretty Japanese
Not trying to argue against you or anything, but just saying, I'd wager that furshit and similar stuff is overall more popular in the west than it is in Japan (even if it undeniably is a thing in Japan).
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>>272542
Probably. It's definitely less degenerate in Japan. Most of the time at least...
>>272318
>playing with nips makes anything fun.
Vast majority of em' don't have a frigging clue especially when it comes to From Soft games. I've battled hundreds of orientals in Dark Souls 3 & lemme tell ya none of them are good at these games to the point I felt bad for slaughtering so many
>>272235
>anthro bird man
>No anthro bird woman
Naruhodo.
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>>272529
They're doing the same thing they did with Wii U games: gating content that was supposed to be included or DLC behind buying their next console and padding a shit launch lineup with games people already own, just without the indignity of paying full price on top of the price of the console.
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>>272483
Amagami
>>272558
Gonna explain how you found that bro?
>>272560
To be fair he's been spamming the thread like mad
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>>272561
That's him concern trolling.
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>>272483
Your post reads as if you've never played a VN to begin with.
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>>272563
>vn
>played
u kiddin
>>272563
based anon. good choice.
>inconvenient truths
>image is just niggerpill spewing bullshit
So it was you, niggerpill.
You're making it too obvious, retard. Get a job, or jump off a bridge.
>>272558
thank GOD NTRanon was there to translate this into English for us
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>>272600
>thank GOD
Well said anon, well said.
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>>272622
Poor fucker was mindbroken
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>>272631
anon...
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>>272622
Those not my kids. Those bebe's kids.
switch 2 pre orders delayed
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>>272642
>It was going to send out invitations letting customers who met certain requirements preorder the Switch 2 directly from its website starting May 8th
>customers who met certain requirements
Are YOU good enough to make the BingBing cut, anon?
>>272644
>customers who met certain requirements
Probably based on spending metrics. They don't want kids buying up the console stock when their whole business strategy relies on selling the consoles at a loss and recouping it through $90 physical releases. Whales only, in other words.
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>>272650
I think most people are eligible. 50 hours played and 12 months total of online purchased. Doesn't specify a time period just that you needed to have metrics turned on which are enabled by default.
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>>272652
Well I didn't buy into the online at all since paying to use my own internet connection is cringe so I guess I'm out. I also opted-out of metrics.
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>>272642
You missed the kicker:
>The Trump Administration has announced a 46% tariff on Vietnam, where the Nintendo Switch 2 console is manufactured, and a 24% tariff on Japan, where Nintendo Switch 2 physical cartridges are manufactured.
>>272666
Diabolical trips for a holy tariff
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>>272666
>Implying a scammy corporation like Jewtendo wouldn't try that shit regardless
Because when they asked 70 bucks for that glorified Zelda Dlc, sold WiiU ports at full price, removed the Nintendo selects/player choice line of discounted titles, kept their launch titles at full price and sold overpriced cardboard it was the tariffs' fault and not their usual kikery.
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>>272650
>customers who met certain requirements
Pic related
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>>272644
>Doesn't post the requirements.
>>272671
If nintendo really wanted to make bank with the soytch 2, they'd include a built-in dilation station or at least offer it as an addon. I'm sure their soy-fueled troon and pre-troon consumers would really appreciate it.
>>272666
Russia Uzbekistan Kyrgyzstan  and Khakastan got 0% tariffs
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>>272679
>the place we're already sanctioning didn't get tariffs
What a surprise. Trump also didnt tariff Cuba and the Norks either because there'd be no point
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My opinion regarding Switch 2:
-Prices won’t affect it much as Nintendo has a special type of costumers who want Nintendo games. They might pull funds from other platforms but they won’t leave.
-The other type of Nintendo costumers are people who mainly use other platforms but “think” of getting the switch depending on a game or two they like, then never use it again, and so Nintendo want those, Switch must become a main platform for them on top of Nintendo exclusives. Of course if third party titles have fixed prices like their exclusives it will never work.
-I think Nintendo is in a good position but they still have ptsd from sony, the higher prices gives a high profit margin considering their games budget, to the company this is lifeline insurance if they’re ever forced into a position of competing with another company. There’s talks that both microsoft and sony are planning to launch their own handheld consoles.
Also the prices for all games will become 80$ and 90$ in the future, Nintendo is just the first to announce it.
-The future of the switch 2 hinges on their first party games, they must deliver or they lose all their costumers who will mo longer see value in a high price console that gives low performance to third party games. And from the looks of it Nintendo isn’t delivering. ToTK was worse than BoTW, Mario wonder was meh, Bayonetta 3 was shit, Metroid 4 looks like shit. The company is on the verge of losing it all.
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>>272666
Nintendo has always wanted games to be $70-100. This has nothing to do with the tariffs, but the Jewtendo being greedy as per usual.
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>>272699
> And from the looks of it Nintendo isn’t delivering. ToTK was worse than BoTW, Mario wonder was meh, Bayonetta 3 was shit, Metroid 4 looks like shit. The company is on the verge of losing it all.
>>272704
>Nintendo has always wanted games to be $70-100. This has nothing to do with the tariffs, but Jewtendo being greedy as per usual.
That's why they so badly need and deserve another WiiU failure.
And people arguing that due to Nintentoddlers the SwitchU will sell like hot cakes regardless, i must remind that Nintendrones alone weren't enough to save the N64, the Gamecube and WiiU.
Jewtendo's most successful consoles like the Wii, the DS, and Switch were mostly due to casuals and not those open mouth soy boy retards who worship the company.
The same casuals who are now pissed at them for trying to pull this shit.
Remember that Nintendrones knew perfectly that the WiiU was a new console and not just a new model of the Wii or a Wii accessory, and look how those morons helped avoid its massive failure.
Those honorary kikes may just get the humbling that is way long overdue.
>>272714
The issue with their failures was that their competition was strong enough to take the market in those cases.
Here, both Soyny and Xbox are both fucking terrible now.
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>>272715
Valve should start targeting families and send out $400 Steam Decks bundled with some family friendly games to retail stores.
I don't root for Valve, but it would make good competition for Nintendo.
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>>272717
>spoiler
Have some self respect, man.
>>272717
>I'm seriously considering commissioning BLACKED art
What kind of putrid creature you have to be? How does such a blob of a subhuman even looks like?
And before you monkey-out, I don't think all these cuckchanners you want to affect even going to care. SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING, just lol.
>>272717
There's already enough "art" of that. You don't have to bring more to this world.
>>272717
>commissioning niggered
Just spam their threads with gore or pony shit like in the old days
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>>272717
>heresy
Aren't most 4umgoers already NTR experts by virtue of using halfchan on a daily basis?
>>272716
Valve has no real chance of being competitive with established consoles, those ideas wouldn't be enough to fix their numerous problems.
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>>272724
Idk, from my experience at least, young kids all use steam now. My otouto and all his friends use it regularly.
Unless you mean something else.
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>>272725
Just because more people are using Steam than before doesn't mean they'll buy the Deck.
It competes with PCs and laptops already, as well as other PC handhelds.
PC gaming culture is very much at odds with the idea of a handheld that isn't upgradeable and whose hardware gets out of date very quickly. (Unless they go with the Apple approach and start releasing a new model of the Deck yearly or something, which has a different risk of alienating the console audience like their retarded idea to announce the Deck 2 so quickly)
It has no physical copies and no exclusives that the console audience would really want.
Its heavy, expensive, unwieldy, massive, and has poor battery life, which makes it very unsuitable for children.
Valve has no history at all in the console space and they have no history with retailers or having a logistics system in place worth a damn. Their products would probably marked up higher in said stores as a result too. 
Valve also has no history of being "family friendly" for that matter either, and have no real marketing to speak of. They did their best for the Deck and its not even broken 4 million sold after 3 years, most of which came in the first year. It's fine as a niche product for Valve to have some small place in the ecosystem they might be able to parley in the future to something bigger, but for the time being its pretty shit.
Most people don't know what a Steam deck even is, or that it exists at all. This is in spite of them giving it to every tech influencer on jewtube and plastering it across the front page of Steam for the past 3 years.
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>>272717
>i'm going to pay for nigger porn to BTFO them
Because paying for porn of something you totally don't like is something that happens.
>>272726
Most of these things are things that can be changed or might not even be a problem.
>No exclusives? A huge portion of the market doesn't care about exclusives and just wants to play Fortnite or COD.
>Heavy and expensive? So is the Switch.
>No physical? Most sales are online. Hell, some Switch games only include a fucking download key in an empty case.
>No history in the console space? There's a first time for everything, and it's not like they're a no-name company. They still have brand recognition amongst normalfags.
>Not a family friendly brand? Parents still buy their kids Playstation consoles, even though they've been the more "edgy" option since the beginning.
Honestly, I think it's a shame they haven't pushed it more as a console. Most PCfags don't care about handhelds.
It could still very well fail, and I'm also not arguing that they would take 50% of Nintendo's market share, but It would be quite interesting to see if selling the Deck as a console would work.
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>>272714
>Jewtendo's most successful consoles like the Wii, the DS, and Switch were mostly due to casuals and not those open mouth soy boy retards who worship the company.
It wasn't so much "casuals" as it was workable hardware that fulfilled the needs of both consumers and developers of all stripes.
The soybearded goytendo worshippers were and will always be the minority same as Soyny diehards who bought a PSTriple during its nogaems years, with the mast majority of the consumerbase being average normalgaymurs who just want to play gaem.
If there is no game then they might buy the console and play 1-2 games on it before forgetting about it which is not profit for the manufacturer nor any third party developer intending to make gaem after the launch period.
The Wii was an exception to this rule due to accidentally discovering and briefly monopolizing the hitherto untapped if not largely unknown market of casual gamers and old men, I do recall seeing some statistic of how 70% of all Wiis sold ran Wii Sports once or twice and nothing else with only 30% of all systems sold being used like one would otherwise expect.
Regardless lightning-in-a-bottle events can be neither revoked nor repeated on anything resembling a reliable basis no matter how much boomer executives desire such, at the current rate the Bitcheroo is likely to become anudda Wii U possibly with a dash of Saturn thrown in should the Dup tariffs or some other [thing] open a rift between NoA and NoJ.

>>272726
You're right on this regarding Valve, but you also have to remember that Valve's Deck isn't the only UMPC out there running SteamOS.
I unironically believe right now might be the time for what EA envisioned with the 3DO to become sort of viable, PC hardware is stagnating hard with frequent upgrades not only being unaffordably costly but also pointless due to the small number of gAAAy slopware actually benefiting from it, the vast majority of games releasing on Steam at this moment have rather low hardware requirements a 10+ year old PC could handle with ease minus Wangblows 11 TPM faggotry but Proton solves that and one of the primary purposes of any handheld in CY+10 is to emulate old pirated games anyway, which even on cheaper modern hardware is almost trivial.
It may not be Valve that releases the right product at the right moment, but given enough time some company is almost guaranteed to Deckbuild a Steam machine that hits all the spots needed to become another PSP while Nintendorks are floundering in nogaemsland like they do every other console generation.
<tfw the promised year of the Linux desktop becomes the decade of the Linux handheld

>>272728
This as well.
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>>272728
>a huge portion of the market doesn't care about exclusives 
In what universe? Exclusives are often the strongest draw to consoles. Look at the highest selling games for these consoles. Many of the highest selling game franchises of all time are exclusives (Pokemon, Mario, Zelda, God of War, Gran Turismo, Uncharted, Smash Bros, Animal Crossing, Halo, Crash Bandicoot, etc.). 
People can get multiplat games almost anywhere, so why would they get a Deck if that's the case?
Not to mention that you wouldn't be able to have balanced crossplay on the Deck for games like Cod/Fortnite between a PC userbase using mice and people using the fucking Deck's control scheme.
>heavy and expensive? So is the Switch.
No, not really, at least compared to their competition.
The Switch was $300, the Switch Lite was $200, the OLED was $350.  
Compare that to the Deck's $400, $550, and $650, not including the dock.
Its weight is literally less than half of the Deck's, and the Deck's size is, well, ridiculous. You could fit a Switch inside of a Deck comfortably.
>most sales are online
Doesn't mean you can just ignore it. It still comprises a substantial portion of sales. 
>No history in the console space? There's a first time for everything, and it's not like they're a no-name company. They still have brand recognition amongst normalfags.
>Not a family friendly brand? Parents still buy their kids Playstation consoles, even though they've been the more "edgy" option since the beginning.
Yeah, but Playstation already had a strong start unto the scene with one of the greatest console launches in history and followed it up with an even greater launch.  They near-permanently established their footprint on the console industry as a result and actually understood the market. 
The Deck doesn't even have enough sales to be considered a flop by console standards. Can you honestly imagine a Deck model selling tens of millions?
Your ideas would increase their sales to be sure, but I can't imagine it being anything more than a minor player in the market. 
What doesn't help things is Valve not making a noteworthy game in a long time now, and that shows no signs of changing any time soon. If the Deck at least had a system seller, that could've
meant a lot for it in terms of selling as a console.
>>272729
>It may not be Valve that releases the right product at the right moment, but given enough time some company is almost guaranteed to Deckbuild a Steam machine that hits all the spots needed to become another PSP while Nintendorks are floundering in nogaemsland like they do every other console generation.
If you're referring purely to a quality device eventually being made, I agree.
In terms of raw sales however, I can't imagine any single PC-focused device doing that. The market lacks sufficient centralization (for better or for worse) to accomplish such a thing, the only one who would have a chance is Valve, and everyone could see how they've been doing so far.
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>In what universe? Exclusives are often the strongest draw to consoles. Look at the highest selling games for these consoles.
Exclusives do draw a lot of people, specially for Nintendo consoles. Multiplats, however, still hold their weight in those lists. Minecraft, COD, and Elden Ring are amongst the exclusives, in terms of sales, in those respective consoles.
>People can get multiplat games almost anywhere, so why would they get a Deck if that's the case?
It is small, but there's still a player base that plays multiplats on the Switch, which is the worst version to play them on. 18.7% of Fornite's userbase plays on Switch.
>No, not really, at least compared to their competition.
I should've specified, but the competition will no longer be the original Switch anymore in a couple of years. It will be the Switch 2, which will retail for $450, which is $50 more than the base Deck.
>Doesn't mean you can just ignore it. It still comprises a substantial portion of sales. 
It is, but I think you can get by with 75% of the sales, which are done online. Consoles are already going in that direction anyways. If you really wanted to, you could just sell empty cases with the steam code and maybe a manual.
>Your ideas would increase their sales to be sure, but I can't imagine it being anything more than a minor player in the market.
Being a minor player is a good start. Again, they shouldn't aim to dethrone Nintendo, and dominate the console market. Just establishing themselves and slowly planting themselves in the conscience of casuals is good.

You're right though, in that the niche they could fill in the console market is tight, but I think it would do them good to establish themselves in it, as niche as it could be. Just putting Deck bundled with games keys in retail stores would be enough to catch people's interest, even if it's not an overnight success.
It would also drive up competition eventually, since I don't see Xbox lasting 5 more years, if they're even making a new console.
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>>272732
>The Switch was $300, the Switch Lite was $200, the OLED was $350.  
>Compare that to the Deck's $400, $550, and $650, not including the dock.
That reminds me, how many pirated Switch 2 games do you have to run on the Steamdeck to make up the price difference?
>>272732
An amalgam of Decks outselling a Wii U-tier Switcheroo in combined sales numbers is not outside the realms of possibility, granted I did mention a single device but said device could just as well serve as "the" template for future devices to copycat off.
Given that Decks are at their core UMPCs as opposed to purpose-built consoles using proprietary hardware unique to the console unless it's literally an existing SoC with a Nintendo brand slapped over it like the original Switch this might actually be more feasible.

>>272733
>Just establishing themselves and slowly planting themselves in the conscience of casuals is good.
Agree, a slow and steady approach makes more sense and would also fit Valve's and the PC platform's historical tendencies as neither Steam nor the PC gained their respective monopoly status overnight ironically enough if not for anti-semitic hackers reverse engineering the IBM PC BIOS, the PC platform would've just been one of many home computer families vying for supremacy in the 1980s.

I kind of still want the VR-based Gamecube successor beautifully hoaxed together by a member of the Iberian master race back in 2005.
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>>272717
>I'm seriously considering commissioning BLACKED art
>>272716
Steam decks with emulators should’ve killed Switch a long time ago, but normalfags are too retarded to download and use them. Some don’t even know how to torrent.
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>>272717
>tranime
>goon
>wanting to commission BLACKED shit to own the waifufags
Fuck off to whatever shithole you cross-boarded from.
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>>272722
>Just spam their threads with gore or pony shit like in the old days
This.
>>272714
>Metroid 4 looks like shit
I heard that the devs who made the Metroid Prime trilogy are no longer in Retro studios nor involved with the development of Prime 4.
That is concerning.
>>>/v/272717
Here is your (you), jew.
>>272717
>Its just drawings! Nobody is getting hurt.
<Unless its niggers, then that shit gets real
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Nintendo is getting cancelled for muh orientalism
https://xcancel.com/perfectcrimes_/status/1907868489932820939
Inb4 this spreads like wildfire and is actually what kills the Switch 2 lmao
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>>272215
Here's an interesting take on games now being $80: https://archive.ph/NnTjJ
<The success of any gaming platform ultimately stems from its support from third-party publishers. Many of these publishers, especially the larger ones, subsequently have a big say in pricing policy on said platforms.
<As the Switch 2 is the first of the next wave of consoles, Nintendo has been tasked with starting the price increase according to what their third-party partners likely want.
<The reason why publishers are doing this is very simple: the last decade has resulted in catastrophic losses for most publishers worldwide. The constant layoffs have been the biggest and clearest symptom of this situation.
<However, these publishers need to start making their money back quickly, so a price hike on a new platform will, in theory, give them that cash injection they so desperately need right now.
<The fact that Nintendo is taking this full-on is also another trait of publishers often hiding their decision-making from public view, such as having Nintendo announce the price hike. Still, I sense Nintendo’s hands are tied on this one.
<Unfortunately, as is often the case, gamers are being hit hard by the results of publisher management’s poor decision-making.
I think it's mostly bullshit, but it does provide an interesting perspective that I wouldn't deny being a factor.
>>272769
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think the layoffs are automatically a "big and clear symptom" of the publishers losses.
They've been losing money on a fair amount of releases recently to be sure, but I think the layoffs are more in anticipation of new AI technology being used to replace said workers more cheaply.
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>>272753
>franchise based on inaccurate italian caricature = :D
>redesign character from said franchise with "inaccurate" skin = >:(
This faggot needs to get a fucking life then kill himself.
>>272758
Looking at replies, a lot of people are shitting on the retard.
>>272769
It's not mostly bullshit it's 100% bullshit.
>>272753
Who cares? Twitterfags are retards who bitch about the littlest of things. What a surprise.
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>>272777
It's niggerpill. He's only the fag who cares about what xittertards have to say. Look at 7479d4's spoiler and the (1)s, it's clearly him.
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>>272770
AI worship (AIdolatry?) is definitely a part of it, but I think the bigger part is the industry is being forced to bow down to economic reality after more than a decade of Hollywood accounting, taxpayer-funded diversity grants and normalfags eating their shit based on branding alone. The same goes for FAGMART, where there was so much monopoly money floating around that a significant part of their headcount was hired just to keep them from building competing services.
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Say Voidopalpill, why haven't any fatwas been issued against WayForward for their orientalistic oriental depictions of orientals in an oriental sense?
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>>272783
Because Shantae is a historical figure just like Wakanda. Go read a book sometime.
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>>272769
>Here's an interesting take on games now being $80: 
>I think it's mostly bullshit
IT IS bullshit.
Jewtendo made a shit ton of money with the Switch and its games, the ones who suffered the money loss and layoffs were mostly western studios who kept pumping DEI shit despite not selling, and then kept pushing that trash even more, digging their own grave.
Nintendo was largely unaffected by that shit.
Also Nintendo games, even their biggest IPs like Mario and Zelda, cost only a tiny fraction of  what other games cost to produce.
You want to tell me that an overrated piece of garbage like Breath of the Wild, with its smartphone graphics, empty world and repetitve gameplay, and almost no voice acting, costed as much as a PS game like God of Soy with far superior and more detailed graphics, full voice acting in different languages and much more content (even though the game itself sucked) or shit like GTA, Witcher 3, or Red Dead Redemption?
Bullshit.
Those high budget games are also now discounted while that glorified smartphone game is still at full price.
And what about Super Mario Wonder?
Do you think it costed Nintendo that much to produce that game compared to, like, any indie game?
And that was also fully priced, despite being worth 20-30 bucks max.
Also, tariffs weren't an excuse when Jewtendo kept their games at full price (even the launch titles) got rid of their discounted line of games (Nintendo Selects) and also asked full price for shit with zero content like their sports games.
The only reason Nintendo is pricing their console and games that high, is because this generation they got away with too much shit that they are simply testing the water to see how far they get away with their borderline-criminal kikery.
Remember that Switch 2 games are still one generation behind the competition (Mario Kart World doesn't look that much better compared to 8 Deluxe, and the new DK game doesn't look that impressive tbh) so even the excuse of game develoment being more expensive is bullshit.
A Nintendo Switch 2 game's development would cost just as much as a previous gen game being released today, don't let them convince you otherwise.
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Something I'd like to add to this price discussion is how Nintendo was ALWAYS like this. PS1 games were $40 and N64 games were like $70.
It's not a new development and I don't understand the outrage. Consumers let Nintendo get away with murder during the Switch's lifespan so they're going to push that as far as they will be allowed to go by their audience.
>>272780
I think he's still active ITT because the mods are taking forever to clean up his shit.
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>>272834
>Mario Kart World doesn't look that much better compared to 8 Deluxe
Which was a Wii U game, in case you forget.
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>>272837
I also laugh at moron justifying this shit claiming that video games and consoles are "a luxury item"
Video games are simply entertainment just like movies and music are.
Look at how the shills in the jewtube and social media comment sections are using "innovative tactics" calling people "poor" and shaming them into buying this overpriced garbage to prove them wrong.
<"Poor!? I'll show you! I am going to pay 50 bucks for a piece of shitty Nintendo-branded cardboard just to prove you that i can afford it!"
That's probably their wished results of that.
>>272838
>Which was a Wii U game, in case you forget.
Exactly.
By the way, Mario Kart World's tracks look bland and  boring as shit, like they were too focused of making that game open world and add too many racers that the circuits are no not fun to drive in, as they are now too wide and empty now.
The only single (minor) improvement i can see over MK8 is that the character look more expressive and lively, but everything else looks like a major downgrade.
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>>272841
>I also laugh at moron justifying this shit claiming that video games and consoles are "a luxury item"
But they are and always have been. Also, there's been over 20 games consoles produced over the past four decades, each with hundreds of games still exclusive to them (Not even touching PC and smartphone gaming). And majority of the games people are playing for the past five years is games that PREVIOUS systems had, from remakes to remasters to game compilations. A "luxury good" carries with it the implication that it's something that I do not "need". Meaning people can, and will, be passing on the Switch 2 as it's something they do not "need". Especially when it's just going to be playing the same exact games we already have.
>Look at how the shills in the jewtube and social media comment sections are using "innovative tactics" calling people "poor" and shaming them into buying this overpriced garbage to prove them wrong.
Except you have retards always doing this. I remember some idiot telling people to get a new credit card specifically for the purposes of buying a Wii U if they didn't have the cash to do it. The people ridiculing others for being "poors" have never had to work a day in their life.
>like they were too focused of making that game open world and add too many racers that the circuits are no not fun to drive in, as they are now too wide and empty now.
Wasn't that the original complaint made against Mario Kart Wii?
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>>272843
>The people ridiculing others for being "poors" have never had to work a day in their life.
The people ridiculing others for being "poor" are either underage retards who get their shit bought by mommy and daddy or Nintendo soyboys who work at McDonald's and spend all their pay in shit like this while living like homeless bums and not taking showers.
I can't tell you how many retards i know who bought overpriced shit like phones to brag about being able to afford it while crying about struggling to pay their bills and food.
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>>272845
>I can't tell you how many retards i know who bought overpriced shit like phones to brag about being able to afford it while crying about struggling to pay their bills and food.
Those people always exist. Do you not remember YOLO?
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>>272842
It's not the color palette retard it's the shitty lighting
>>272842
I hate this unreal engine look for 3D platfomers. The Spyro remake also had it.
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>>272851
They hired that man
>>272851
>I hate this unreal engine look for 3D platfomers. The Spyro remake also had it.
Crash 4 also had it.
It's that Skylanders shit art style where everything looks to be made of plastic, whether it's wood, rock or metal.
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>>272837
>Consumers let Nintendo get away with murder during the Switch's lifespan so they're going to push that as far as they will be allowed to go by their audience.
That's why mindless corporate bootlickers who justify this shit need to be mocked and shamed relentlessly for being so stupid to allow shit like this to happen.
I am all for freedom of choice and thought until retards and their poor judgement make things worse for everyone else.
This is one of such cases.
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>>272842
Looks like it was made for TVs with limited color range.
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>>272863
Switch 2 has HDR so it's probably more like the opposite.
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>>272859
You really think shame can affect a nintendo fan?
>>272847
The You Only Lift Once crowd?
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>>272865
I dunno, maybe, messed up HDR is usually a bit more noticeable.
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>>272865
>>272889
What if it were the art style itself that simply sucked big monkey balls?
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>>272890
Fair enough.
>>272753
This kind of retardation is why I will never pay for nor enjoy Tr4sh Ultimate. The game already sucked (and still does), but censoring Mr. Game & Watch for being "racist" was the final straw.
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>>272903
Why should anyone care about you disliking something you already had no interest in?
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>>272780
Could just be a mod on proxies.
a logical question:
What’s the point of Switch 2 hardware upgrades if it won’t translate into Nintendo first party games looking better?
Mario Kart World looks unimpressive. And so is Donkey Kong Bananza. Metroid 4 was embarrassing.
Snoy can make games like TLOU2 on ps4 or TLOU1 on ps3 cutting edge games for their consoles using all its powers, but Nintendo will keep making cartoony games with minimum voice acting even.
If Switch 2 is as powerful as ps4 will we see games like God of War or Death Stranding? I’m not talking about realistic graphics btw, just something that utilizes the console’s hardware to its limit.
Art Direction can still make the game soulful even with realistic graphics, Batman Arkham games still felt like the comics and cartoons with stunning graphics, BloodBorne is also like that, or Metaphor with its anime style.
If the Switch 2 just offers better performance for third party games, then other consoles still offer a better deal and are cheaper.
>>272912
Games haven't really looked "better" since they peaked in the PS3 generation.
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>>272914
And Nintendo won’t even give you ps3 tier graphics
>>272912
>What’s the point of Switch 2 hardware upgrades if it won’t translate into Nintendo first party games looking better?
I think part of the problem is that they have keep the illusion going that games could get "potentially" better if they only pushed the technical specifications a little bit further. Think of it like how the AI field was pushing about how we need all the "uber powerful" CPUs in order to run the fucking things, then West Taiwan destroyed that marketing lie with their AI running on a basic-bitch iMac. Not to mention that I managed to get a couple of those LMLs running on my five year old "outdated" Windows 7 computer (Built to run five year old games back then) despite it "requiring" BotNet 10 or later.
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>>272912
>Mario Kart World looks unimpressive. And so is Donkey Kong Bananza. 
I remember reading years ago how Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was only supposed to be a "temporary fix" before the Switch would get its own Mario Kart, already in development.
Then MK8Deluxe sold way more than Nintendo expected and because of that we never had the Switch's "proper" Mario Kart.
I am 100% sure Mario Kart World was supposed to be a Switch title but they waited to release it on Switch 2.
Regarding DK Bananza, i heard rumors of a new DK game in development since the re-release of Tropical Freeze, so it wouldn't surprise me if that was supposed to be a Switch title as well.
>>272915
>Nintendo won’t even give you ps3 tier graphics
Games like God of War: Ascension on PS3 still shit all over the entire Switch library.
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>>272926
>muh grafigs
Nintendo probably could hire this man, but why would they when third parties already do that for them.
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>>272931
>but why would they when third parties already do that for them
It's more than just the graphics, it's also the fact that they spend the same amount of time (If not more) than third-parties leaving these games in development.
>>272912
They've been using underpowered hardware and relying on easier to render art styles since the GC, that's hardly new. The only things they really leaned into was 1080p in handheld and 60/120 FPS (only if you pay for the patches of course).
>>272914
>>272915
PS3 promised "Full HD gayming" but in reality most games had sub-720p internal resolutions and/or slideshow FPS. Wouldn't call that a good comparison.

Anyway I still don't see why anyone would buy a console after the 7th gen.
>>272935
>They've been using underpowered hardware and relying on easier to render art styles since the GC
Now they’re explicitly marketing Switch 2 for its hardware, but also saying only third party games will utilize it because they don’t want to lose their margin of profit from making indie budget games.
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>>272906
Good point. I should ask you for written permission before I post my opinion on a PUBLIC IMAGEBOARD.
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>>272935
>Anyway I still don't see why anyone would buy a console after the 7th gen.
The main audience are niggers and generally anyone with an IQ under 90.
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>>272935
>PS3 promised "Full HD gayming" but in reality most games had sub-720p internal resolutions and/or slideshow FPS. Wouldn't call that a good comparison.
I'm not talking about resolution. Games don't look significantly better since then. PS1 -> PS2 -> PS3 each was a giant leap, but fire up any PS5 game and it doesn't look much better than MGS4.
>>272938
Oi, you got a loicense to reply to that lad!?
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>>272753
<Omg! Nintendo is getting cancelled!
>It's just some irrelevant retard bitching on twatter
>>272903
>censoring Mr. Game & Watch for being "racist" 
That's "racist" because native American didn't wear feathers
:^)

pretty sure actual natives wouldn't give a single fuck if they kept it
>>272931
>muh grafigs
>Nintendo probably could hire this man, but why would they when third parties already do that for them.
Gtaphics may not be THAT important, but when a company like Jewtendo demands so much more money than their competition for underpowered hardware and software that could run on a phone, you must ridicule them.
>>272978
shut up moron
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>>272987
>(1)
This is a nintendo employee. Reminder that Soytendo still makes PS2-tier games in fucking 2025.
>>272992
>PS2-tier games in fucking 2025
Thanks for trying to cheer me up niggerpill
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>>272993
8-bit is enuf tbh
>>272992
If that were the case I'd be first in line for a switch 2.
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>>272978
>We are the only people on this fucking planet calling Shitch 2 out for the absolute travesty it is.
 >Meanwhile everybody is shitting on it
Sure thing, niggerpill.
>>272978
No the fuck we aren't. I've seen normalfags shitting on the Switch 2.0 all over Jewtube. Even if they aren't accepting Jewtendo's greed.
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>>272993
>PS2
Absolutely insulting, Goytendo makes late PS3/early Wii U-tier slop which doesn't even remotely resemble the sacred beauty of 6th generation console games.
The mods should just lock this fucking thread if they don't want to deal with blackpill. Better yet, anons should stop arguing with him Though that probably wouldn't work as he has a track record of talking to himself.
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>>273029
>lock the thread
That's what niggerpill wants, don't give it a single inch lest it suicide the entire board.
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This shit just doesn't end:
>Nintendo Switch 2 Joy-Cons Officially Have A Pay-To-Press Button
https://archive.md/1A5XQ
<Unfortunately, it also tried to bury the fact that this Game Chat feature will actually require a Nintendo Switch Online subscription once the free trial period ends on March 31, 2026.
<That means that when March 31 rolls around next year, there will be a button on your Joy-Cons that is functionally useless, unless you're willing to pay for a subscription.
<...
<Now, you may be wondering what the button does if you don't have a subscription? Thankfully, Nintendo's vice president of player and product experience, Bill Trinen, was interviewed by Polygon on that very same topic. Trinen explains that the button will let you "find out about the NSO subscription there and get a sense of some of the functionality." It's basically a button that asks you to pay up.
<When asked exactly why Nintendo is asking users to cough up cash for a paid version of Discord, Trinen explains it's because Game Chat itself is "part of the overall platform experience", and that Nintendo Switch Online is also "a critical piece of the Nintendo Switch 2 experience."
>>273038
>Unfortunately, it also tried to bury the fact that this Game Chat feature will actually require a Nintendo Switch Online subscription once the free trial period ends
Why is it phrased like that? That was literally in the trailer that the feature requires a Nintendo Online Subscription and the free period is not going to last forever. What kind of retard wrote this.
I somewhat feel bad for Trinen who now has to bear some of the brunt for these retarded decisions now that Reggie isn't around to slap some sense into those japs.
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>>273040
>Why is it phrased like that?
Because why would anyone pay for this when there are free services like Dicksword, Tox, and Signal? Or even using their own fucking phone? Or how ever other "paid" service like XBL and PSN (And Miiverse, remember that?) still allow chat functionality even if you are not paying.
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>>273041
That's not what I asked about. Why is it phrased as though Nintendo actively hid this information when they didn't. It's dumb and retarded to charge anything for it, just like it is dumb and retarded to charge for a piece of software that is just a fucking manual for the Switch 2, but they didn't hide/bury the fact that this feature will not forever be free. It's just really deceptive writing, regardless of how shit Nintendo is being.
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>>273042
>Why is it phrased as though Nintendo actively hid this information when they didn't
<Here's this really neat feature we added to our new system.
<We think this is so important that we dedicated a lot of time talking about it.
<We even included a camera for this feature.
<Mention absolutely nothing about having to pay for said feature, only the camera
One week later...
<Why are you surprised that this new feature costs money?
>but they didn't hide/bury the fact that this feature will not forever be free
They never said anything about it NOT being free, either. And THAT is the part that's making people furious.
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>>273043
>Mention absolutely nothing about having to pay for said feature
I feel sorry for subhumans who can neither read nor listen to words being spoken directly in their faces, must be due to staring at their phone's screen all day.
https://youtu.be/VrTVeYm4iIM?feature=shared&t=685

Unless there is some form of extra fee on top of having to have an Online Membership this is beyond retarded.
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>>273043
Nah it was pretty clear it was a paid feature, that's why I called it out back here >>272211
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>>273038
Man this shit is getting worse and worse.
Just imagine every single time you accidentally press that shit and you will be greeted by a message asking you to pay up.
Marvelous, such a great feature, Kiketendo...
TARIFFS WEREN’T CONSIDERED WHEN PRICING THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2
>During an interview with CNBC, Doug Bowser, Nintendo of America’s president, was asked about the US government’s announcement of import tariffs, and how they came into play as the company decided the price of the Switch 2. In response, he said that Nintendo didn’t consider tariffs when determining the currently announced price of 449 US Dollars for the upcoming console’s standard SKU.
>According to Bowser, Nintendo had decided that the price point of 449 US Dollars would be right for its consumers and the right value proposition for the device it has created.
>Regarding the traditional console strategy of losing money on the hardware in order to gain money on the software, Bowser said that Nintendo is trying to find a way to maintain margins on the hardware, though he admitted that they are more slim than they are on software. 
>According to him, the whole value proposition is that once users installs the hardware, Nintendo wants to keep them engaged and make sure they see value in their investment.
WEW
Now Nintendo soy guzzlers can't even blame Trump any longer.

Sauce:
https://archive.is/93vpq
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>>273056
This was obvious from the Japanese and European prices, Redditors and normgroids are truly worthless and retarded.
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Fortunately we have a product for people who are poor, it's called Switch 1
https://archive.vn/Sfjmc
<Nintendo says it understands that some consumers won't be able to afford Switch 2, which is why they're still making Switch 1 available 

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>>273047
I was wrong, I misremembered, and thank you for correcting me on that.
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>>273060
Be sure to eat your vitamin gummies and drink ES for that extra brain power.
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>>273060
This company is so fucking greedy man lmao
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>>273062
Who the fuck are these people
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>>273064
A former Microshaft employee who told people complaining about the Xbone requirement to be always online in order to work, to "deal with it".
He had since be fired from the company.
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>>272993
>PS2 tier games in fucking 2025

If Carol makes her release estimate, sure.

>>273060
Reminder that MS only confirmed the online only shit because they got directly and explicitly asked about it at the reveal event because it was leaked. They planned to hide it as long as possible.
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>>273067
>Reminder that MS only confirmed the online only shit because they got directly and explicitly asked about it at the reveal event because it was leaked. They planned to hide it as long as possible.
IIRC, it was leaked that even Snowy was going to pull the same exact stunt with the PS4, and only heel-turned at the last minute before E3 once they saw how bad the reception was. But nothing probably tops this:
>Sony wants you to earn that PlayStation 3!
https://archive.ph/uHA2r
<During a recent interview with Japanese economic website Toyo Keizai, ever-charming Ken Kutaragi had this to say about Sony's goal for the PS3: "for consumers to think to themselves 'I will work more hours to buy one'. We want people to feel that they want it, irrespective of anything else."
>>273070
Big thanks to Nintendo and their customers for funding our military-industrial complex. ;^)
https://www.zerohedge.com/military/record-breaking-1-trillion-defense-budget-trump-hegseth-say-its-happening
>>273070
>First image
The games on the left are still shit.
>Normgroids
>Orange Man Bad
Go back to r/Donald or whatever shithole you came from. Saying 'goy' for the 50th time isn't going to make you an 'epic, based, and redpilled' poster. It just makes you a schizophrenic retard.
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>>273080
>The games on the left are still shit.
Agreed but you can't expect waifuniggers to have good taste when they defend character designs like pics related.

I will never forgive that fucking cunt whore Nami Komuro for raping Fire Emblem and setting the precedent for Soytendo to pander to chronic masturbators instead of people who actually play vidya.
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>>273087
That fucking toothpaste color pattern design is easily one of the most retarded things I've ever seen.
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>>273095
anon are you saying you do not wish to ride into battle WITH THE POWER OF COLGATE?!
>>273095
The game was made by the feminist Nami kumoru what do you expect
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>pander to chronic masturbators instead of people who actually play vidya
If not niggerpill, it's someone who was MK Ultra'd into thinking that attractive character designs and good gameplay are always mutually exclusive.
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>>273095
>inb4 the first thing anti-semitic doubleplusungood h*ckerinos homebrew together after the inevitable crackinges is a Dicksword plugin for the Pay2Talk button
>inb4 reddit has to engage its globals to mass delete posts about it because the regular mods+users all support it
>Nintendo bribes Dicksword itself into shutting it down, only for Nintentrannies to Bluesky their own Dickfork
Would be funnier if the audio quality of the paid service were worse than 2005 XBL at launch.
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>chronic masturbators instead of people who actually play vidya.
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>>273060
>Fortunately we have a product for people who are poor, it's called Switch 1
>Implying poor people could even afford a Switch 1 and its 60 BUCKS GAMES THAT NEVER GO ON SALE.
Where the fuck is the Nintendo Selects line of discounted games!? It disappeared right after the WiiU
>>273102
Yeah but I have to defend and consoom the waifunigger slop to own the libs!!!!
>>273060
<Nintendo says it understands that some consumers won't be able to afford Switch 2, which is why they're still making Switch 1 available 
Lul Remember when Microsoft did the same thing with the Xbox One? And then Sony did the same thing with the PS3 before that?

Yea, now its Nintendo's turn on the chopping block. You aren't special, you aren't better than the rest. Get ready for some humble pie.
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>>273113
>not chronically masturbating WHILE playing vidya
Not gonna make it
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>>273130
>You aren't special, you aren't better than the rest. 
That's what Jewtendo and their corporate bootlicker fans don't seem to understand.
These honorary kikes need to learn the lesson the hard way.
Prepare for them to do a complete 180° begging people to come back: "Please come back! Look, we are cool again!"
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>>273066
I don't know why mods deleted this post, but it was to show how Microshaft with its Xbone (right after the 360's success) acted as arrogant as Nintendo is doing now (And Sony did with PS3 after the PS2 success).
This faggot in pic related worked for Xbox and was fired after these retarded tweets (not for telling everyone about Microshaft's intentions with their "always online" console, mind you, but for being such a cunt about it).
While he deserved to be fired for being such a dumb faggot, he was also used as a scapegoat so that the company could save face.
After that shitshow, the only thing Soyny had to do to win the console war was saying, "look we are not like this" and the PS4 sold like hot cakes for that reason alone.
Why are all the posts criticizing nintendo deleted?
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>>273106
I'm not entirely sure what you mean, but there are definitely a lot of people who only play games for muh gurls and get extremely defensive about it.
>>273157
>all
not fooling anyone
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I just had a the humourous thought that, with all the tariff negotiations going on, this is going to definately impact that Switch 2, isn't it? With all of Trump's thumping about a trade deficit, isn't one of the "resulting" agreements after this going to inevitably be that countries will have to require that products to be released at the same price internationally as they domestically?
And since the console is releasing with two different prices, $330 for the Japanese system and $450 for everywhere else, wouldn't that require that Nintendo will either have to resort to lowering the price of the international system or raising the price of the Japanese system?
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>>273183
Nintendo are just scumbags, tariffs have nothing to do with that.
If anything Nintendo will just use tariffs as an excuse to raise the price even more.
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>>273186
I downloaded all the NES roms and I just need Famicom translations, then I don't care about the rest. I was never going to buy new system or play those games.
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>>273188
>I just need Famicom translations, then I don't care about the rest. 
Nice dubs, but you're better off learning Japanese.
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Oh! I've got some recommendations, focusing on FC-only games. Some of these might have had NES releases, this is off the top of my head
I'm mostly familar with the early Famicom, and a lot of those games are rough and resemble arcade games at the time, but I do like Nuts & Milk, Binaryland, Ninja-kun, Ninja Jajamaru-kun and Devil World. Probably the most interesting games in the early Famicom's life are Raid on Bungling Bay and Star Luster, but I don't know if I'd recommend either of those.
I recommend Bokosuka Wars less because it's a good game and more because it's unique and weird, it's one of those FC games that has gained some clout even outside of Japan. It also acts as a good demarcation between early Famicom and middle Famicom, you see way fewer single screen arcade games and more games you'd associate with the system.
There's also Goonies, an absolute classic and why Goonies II on the NES was called that, it's not meant to be a sequel to the movie, it's a sequel to the FC only game.

Some fun trivia: Mach Rider actually has a female protagonist. I don't believe they mention this in international versions, but it makes her a very early case of a female protag.
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It feels so good to have 0% FOMO about new games. unlike normalfags.
Right now, I'm downloading a DOA: Venus Vacation pkg for my hacked PS4. The game came out almost a month ago, but I patiently waited for the pkg to be out.
I've been also importing a bunch of PS2 physical games from Nippon since the yen is going to shit, and they're so cheap. Maybe I'll get a Japanese N64 and a bunch of in-box games, just cuz I love physical games.

Life's good.
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>>273203
What site do you import from? I just use ebay because it's easy but it would probably be cheaper if I could buy them in yen.
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I don't get blackpill. He trolls 8moe because he's mad they don't allow child pr0n, "they're not real 8chan successors!!"
So why the fuck is he targeting this place? This thread in particular. Sleepy doesn't claim to be 8chan and does not, and has never, allowed that vile shit.
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>>273205
You're trying to decipher the mind of an autistic retard who probably rthinks spam is free speech
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>>273204
Buyee.jp, which is a proxy, so they send it to a warehouse, then to you.
It's so good though, because Yahoo Japan is blocked everywhere but there.
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>>273209
I prefer Japan Rabbit. It's maybe a few more cents per pound pricier than Buyee but way more reliable and, I suspect, has actual Japanese people behind it rather than Indians.
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>>273207
Spam is both free speech and not desirable in a forum. The entity you call blackpill probably doesn't even exist.
>>273218
Maybe I'll give it a try, but I haven't had any missing packages problems with Buyee so far.
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Here's your Switch 2 bro, Nintendies have been going downhill ever since the e-shop was shut down on the Wii WiiU and DS.

>>272317
>Into the trash it goes.
Indeed, the Switch 1 (literally just a reverse engineered Nvidia shield) was obsolete on delivery but back then they could get away with it.
Nintendies don't own a monopoly on handheld gayming market anymore and if Sony managed to not be such a fuckup back then the Vita would have competed against them just fine too.
granted Sony could drop the gaming market entirely and still be around tomorrow since they have their thumbs in other industry pies as well such as audio equipment and movies, Nintendo however doesn't so it confuses me why they're taking up so many anti consumer practices (more so than usual) when again their monopoly is fading all thanks to companies like Valve Lenovo an ASUS even before that GDP was pioneering that stuff prior.

Also they're already panicking because of Palworld, now imagine when someone makes an alt funny cunny paintball game to compete with Splatoon? I think at that point they'll be begging Best Korea to nuke their ass.

Anyway I'd like to say this will be a major flop but at the same time never underestimate retarded coomsumerists and their lack of self respect and impulse control.
>>273248
>now imagine when someone makes an alt funny cunny paintball game to compete with Splatoon? I think at that point they'll be begging Best Korea to nuke their ass.
I think there were a few of those but they didn't fly so good, it'd be funnier if some trannies were to make their own Splatroon private servers with better netcode and pride flag textures than the official ones only for Nintendo to shut xem down Nostalrius style leading to a widespread tranny revolt neither Reddit nor Bluesky's paid censors could suppress because it would be sexist and pro-dup or something.

That said I think their recent hissy fits regarding Palworld and neverending anti-emulator crusades in combination with the fucktarded pricing on the Switch make me think Nintendo's internal finances might be somewhat fudged or some ((( investor ))) is demanding unrealistically high profit margins, on paper they should have enough shekels from the Switch to easily last them through 2 Wii Us but you know how it is with AAA these days.
That or it's gay nigger cartel theater.
>>273248
>their monopoly is fading
Huh?
The Switch is on track to be the highest selling game console of all time.
The Switch 2 will likely be a flopped launch but the rest of your post is just straight-up wistful thinking.
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>>273205
Niggerpill does what he does simply because imageboards are still a thing and he's butthurt we can freely say NIGGER or FAGGOT without being banned by some soy guzzler shabbo goy for wrong thought.
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>>273190
Thanks I'll check these all out, even the really old ones. I noticed also that Nuts & Milk is different from the MSX game (pic).
>Zelda’s Nintendo Switch 2 ports finally let you repair equipment – via a mobile app bonus
>Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Switch 2 won’t come with the DLC
>Nintendo Switch 2 US price is unlikely to rise if Trump tariffs remain at 10%, analyst says
This is it, this is their "five hundred ninety nine US dollars" moment. While there are indeed a lot of nintenyearolds who will choose this over food it won't be enough to meet their expectations.
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>>273406
What are you looking at?
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If this really is a faggot and not just some glamorous female, then I think its safe to assume the mainline nintendo folks all drank the fag koolaid
>>273416
Are xitteroids really so fucking devoid of hobbies or things to do that they obsess over dumb shit like this?
>>273416
Would do her/xir
>>273204
buyfags.moe (as reference)
I have imported a few things from japan and sometimes it can get really fucking expensive to the point where ebay can be good. I've only used buyee and zenmarket. Be aware that buyee will attempt to make your shipping as expensive as possible by making the package bigger in size and using some weird package volume x weight thing. If you use protective packaging they will just fill up the entire box full of shit and that will ofcourse increase the weight x volume. You can ask them to consolidate the packages which from my understanding means they will repackage? Im not sure about it but you should always think about the FINAL price when importing from Japan. In the worst case scenario you would be forced to pick seamail which is really cheap but takes several months to arrive.
>>273416
That's just Glammy Kong
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>>273416
<here's the latest 'rumor' online
>basically some terminally online faggots projecting their mental illness onto everything as usual
Just like when they tried to spread the rumor that Splatoon's Shiver was a tranny or something like that which turned out to be false and just some made up shit by twittards.
But i don't mind this rumor spreading if it means more people turning against Nintendo
>>273396
>While there are indeed a lot of nintenyearolds who will choose this over food it won't be enough to meet their expectations.
Nintentoddlers weren't enough to save the WiiU and won't be enough to save this one.
Also, LMAO at their attempt to label Nintendo shit as a "Luxury item" when their technology is always far behind their competition's offerings.
Good luck selling their "luxury items" to the mass market, i am sure those 100 spoiled brats who will get it day one from mommy and daddy will bring Nintendo the profit they expect lol.
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>>273440
I mean splatroon's idols are just ugly, this thing actually looks like it just walked off the set of RuPaul's Drag Race. Still not a guarantee but I would definitely bring it up (along with Splatoon 3 and Go embracing the trans gaze) to any christcucks you know.
I think people don’t seem to get the significance of Switch 2 enough, it’s the first time ever since PS1 where Nintendo is in a strong position against Sony and doing well financially on top of it all, meanwhile Sony is making 400 million dollars losses on GaaS games with all their studios having nothing to make so far for PS5.
We’re maybe to enter a whole new age of Nintendo again dominating the market and snoy becoming history like Sega.
It would be poetic to me as the whole reason for their failure will be westernization and faggotry.
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>>273248
>now imagine when someone makes an alt funny cunny paintball game to compete with Splatoon?
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>>273460 (Shill)
>doing well financially
I somehow doubt that.
>whole reason for their failure will be westernization and faggotry.
Soytendo is doing its best to catch up on that front, just ask niggerpill.
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>>273461
1. No cunny in sight
2. Nigger
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>>273460
except Nintendo is also trying to push GaaS with their Switch 2 titles and Switch online.
>>273461
Now that i think about it, how come Nintendo sued Palworld for copying Pokemon but didn't take action against SquareEnix for copying Splatoon?
It's almost like they only attack smaller devs or when they think they can get away with it.
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>>273469
*subtle_neuron_activation.gif*
Never played Catch the Monkeys 3 so I want to know if those outfits are all unlockables in the game or just loose art?
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>>273500
yes
>>273500
Just play the game.
>>273525
I ain’t losing faith in soccerguy yet. I hate modern nintendo with a passion and won’t buy anything else they make but I hope Air riders will be a fun play
>>273495
Pokemon is their sacred goose, it’s also worshipped by their fans, japs jumped harder on Palworld than even nintendo.
I generally do agree with you though, they make sure they can get away with, but their manchildrrn fanbase is what enables them. Will see how Palworld fare, especially if Sony is serious about partnering with them.
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>>273550

Trump is also back in power which means Usaid NGO's in Japan aren't going to be able to promote faggotry anyway. This was just a blip on the radar for japan.
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>>273548
Typical Nintendo, loudest against the voiceless.
They didn't try that shit with Digimon or Monster Rancher.
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>>273580
>Trump is also back in power which means Usaid NGO's in Japan aren't going to be able to promote faggotry anyway
Trump loves fags though.
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>>273589
He just banned trannies from entering women's sports. His election win might just get gay marriage reversed. Trump was clearly lying for their votes, which he never got anyway.
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>>273596
>He just banned trannies from entering women's sports
Nah, trannies in womyn's sports is based. Womyn need a first hand experience of the consequences of the shit they support.
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>>273599
>based
Well that explains why you're retarded.
>>273599
While it's funny to watch female "athletes" getting destroyed at the thing they've dedicated their life to by a mentally ill man in a dress, the problem is that most women won't experience those consequences and since women are just incapable of learning anything unless it directly and immediately effects them there are no lessons being taught. It's fine to enjoy the dumpster fire, but don't delude yourself into thinking women will learn anything from it.
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>Trump loves fags though.
He sure does, niggerpill.
:^)

You are a such a retarded kike
<<273618
Lol Trump isn't perfect but he's leagues better than the opposition. Keep trying this weak attempt at steering the narrative though.
video games
Was niggerpill ever active on the 4um?
>>273671
Hard to tell when there were glowies all over it.
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>>273671
>>273683
He was, unsurprisingly, on /pol
>>273671
Yes. His former moniker there was "Ashes & Echoes"
>>273416
>Fire Emblem Three HRTs "waifus" having godawful 3DPD personalities
>Splatoon 3's trannycoded idols
>Xenoblade 3's two (2) (二) nonbinary characters
>Mario character designs inching closer to the feminist dogshit movie adaptation
>Mario Kart World censoring the biker outfits
>now this
Goytendo is genuinely cooked beyond hope or recovery
>>274685
>4cuck engage trannies found themselves here.
It’s so over for ZZZ. Kys you nigger ironic weeb.
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>>274693
What the actual fuck are you talking about? Take your fucking meds nigger.
>>274685
cooked beyond hope and recovery since 1889.
they're still fine. can't really say the same for the rest of the industry, though.
Mario Kart direct didn't do much, huh?
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>>274830
there was a direct?
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I bought a Switch about 5 months ago and I regret buying it and about $500 worth of games. All it's doing at this point is collecting dust and none of the games are fun anymore
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>>274908
would have been wiser to crack your switch, could D/L games and emulate older systems
>>274857
Yes.  Only real new info is that you can go around hitting P switches and grabbing blue coins.
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>>274830
>Mario Kart direct didn't do much, huh?
Mario Kart direct didn't lower the prices, remove the "C to pay" button, restore the "Nintendo Selects" line of discounted games, nor made the Switch 2 updates free.
So, no.
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From the Mario Kart direct:
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>>272211
Alright looks like they still have the bike suit.
Was the american direct footage as choppy as the jap direct's? look at all that stutter:
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>>274990
I'm guessing whatever recording setup they were using is not suitable for 120FPS or VRR.
>cooked
>glowie
>/pol
>broken link faggotry
Ahh, France.
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>>274980
Seriously, why they always get the ugliest gorilla nigger they could find and shove it in the middle of their presentations when they show a bunch of people playing?
>>275378
mahha the french...
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Wasn't sure if this beloings in the news thread or here:
Game Key Cards may be the new norm if Japanese pre-orders are anything to go by
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>'At the time of writing, every physical third party Switch 2 game outside of Cyberpunk 2077 that is not a “Nintendo Switch 2 Edition” is a Game Key Card in Japan.' This list of games includes the likes of new titles to the system in Daemon X Machina and Yakuza 0, but also some titles that have already seen physical Switch releases like Nobunaga’s Ambition Awakening and Sonic X Shadow Generations. It has also been confirmed that Spike Chunsoft’s No Sleep for Kaname Date will be a Game Key Card release in both the US and EU.
>Looking at the pre-orders that are currently available in other regions, Daemon X Machina does appear to be a full release in the US.
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>>278275
I truly hope this shit bombs harder than the WiiU.
The problem is that Xbox and PS are shit too.
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=iIYvvSLblHg
One of the best videos I've seen on Shitch 2. Legit feels like a a post from this site in video form. Helps that Goytendo simps are irrecoverably butthurt about it.

>>278275
Looks like it's official: Goytendo killed physical media for good. Sad.
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>>274685
>>Xenoblade 3's two (2) (二) nonbinary characters
Sshhhhh, you'll wake up the Mark/v/ rapefugees who will regurgitate their le artbook cope when the artbook isn't even fucking written by the devs or publishers but fucking Kadokawa
>>274980
J-Japan will never cuck... heh...
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>>273416
>Thon Kong
>>278323
>One of the best videos I've seen on Shitch 2. Legit feels like a a post from this site in video form. Helps that Goytendo simps are irrecoverably butthurt about it.
No way this guy isn't some anon, his shitting on Mario Kart World is also pretty good:
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=bjj7fUQ-7mo
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>>278402
>No way this guy isn't some anon
<"... if you love negativity and are full of hate then you're in the right place. See me on Twitter, Reddit, Patreon and Discord, the most disgusting collection of words on the internet."
From the end of the Mario Kart World vid.
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>>278402
wtf is that description?
>>278525
Doesn't sound like something I'd like. I'd prefer more relatable hatred like bitterness and old boomers shitting on modern games for the sake of it regardless if modern games good or not. Is there channel like that?
Ironically AVGN back the day was close, his whole shtick was to pretend modern games don't exist... of course this isn't the case anymore after his IRL shit bled into his AVGN persona
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