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Non /k/ related discussion and shit that (probably) doesn't deserve a thread.
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>The hell am I supposed to do
When in Rome, do like the Romans.
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I swear these politicians live in a underground bunker far from society so no one could kill them.

>>9616
Fag inflation
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>>9667
Mike Judge was a prophet.
>>9667
these guys couldn't work anywhere but government I reckon.

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Lot's of happenings all at once in a very short span of time:
>Israel attacks Iran in an ambush whose boldness is only surpassed by its dishonor.
>Freezes all Iranian AD and aerial units for over 8 hours.
>Kills lots of high ranking officials with funny names (Like general Salami, may he rest in peace)
>Shoots drones hidden from all over Tehran.
>But try as they may, they couldn't quite take out the nuclear enrichment sites.
>Iran starts shooting back in spectacular waves of daily missile strikes.
>The yid's lobby goes overdrive to get the US to join the attack with it's bombers.
>USA moves 30 refueling planes and a Carrier to the theater.
>All our favorite phrases from the prequel are currently making their appeance in tv, Including: "We'll be greeted as liberators" "Trust my secret intel on WMDs bro" "The regime is weak and it won't take much to topple it anyways goyim!!1"
And now we are all waiting with bated breath to see if ZOGnald will live up to his name and start WW2+1 by ordering the Air Force to bomb Iran, and if the jews give him a gentle nod by falseflagging US assets in the region.
Stay tuned

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>>9658
I'm guessing Iran was actually getting close to completely breaking Israel's defense and everyone is trying to deescalate and scoot the past two weeks under the rug. Part of that is spinning Trump's action as the best solution. Part of his base is fully on the "NO MORE FOREIGN WARS AT ALL" camp but there's another camp that's "bomb Iran to literally immanentize the eschaton" so I guess the middle ground of "I did a quick surgical strike, too 25 minutes tops, and then declared peace on behalf of both belligerents" was the best solution.

I bring up Israel into what amount to be purely domestic US spin because Israel both agreed (grudgingly) to an imposed ceasefire and agrees with Trump's assessment that the strike was 100% effective (despite lots of evidence that suggests that it might have been a glancing blow and regardless the uranium is unaccounted for.) Taken together that really suggests that Israel was extremely overextended and Trump basically saved their ass. Because if they were really winning they would have kept up the strikes, including double and triple tapping all the Iranian nuke sites.

Trump even has floated the suggestion that since he directed the Star Ship USS USA to fire phasers and completely evaporate all the uranium in Iran than any upcoming negotiations might just remove any language about uranium. Since there "isn't any left in Iran" according to Trump.

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 Chinks manage to take photos of a bomber that was going to bomb Iran, or so they say.
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Old picture (2021) https://dzen.ru/a/YczGZ052zXITHPMy
(Yandex image search is pretty useful for this)
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China bought 1.8 mbpd of oil from iran during the campaign strikes and Israeli bombing,Iran hiked its daily oil exports by 44% in the week. more tighter sanctions could bolster Chinese buying
>>9657
>I'm guessing he'll somehow try to start shit again
He can't, there's a war in Gaza still going on and the IDF is losing men fighting house to house in the strip.

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Hohols say they caught some chicoms fighting in the Rooskie army. Peking says they know nothing about that, and hilarity is yet to ensure. Otherwise it is the same business as during the previous year.
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>all natto countries agreed to raise military spending to 5% of the GDP
That's like 3 additional F-35s if I am not mistaken.
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>>9541
And almost 16 hours of flight time.
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>>9470
>but a draft here would see this happen on Day 3, not Year 3
>mfw
The burgers don't need a draft, they are ready to die for Israel.
Kiev weather for today: FIRE
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Did all the liveuamap operators get TSC'd away, or is it all quiet on the western front?
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>>9669
Dima's daily updates are about as eventful as they have been since the beginning of the year, so it might be the former.

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>>9631
I always wonder who posts this clips and why.
>"Sir, our compatriot was just maimed/killed by enemy explosives."
>"Cool let's publish his deathcam."
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>>9647
Surely it's the opposing force publishing the soldiers' deaths. In most cases judging by the footage there is no way their own forces could have recovered the bodies.
>>9647
Because how else are we suppose to see people die in war?
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Let's begin again. The other thread was about to die anyway.
Hopefully we can keep this one alive for another 4 years and bring some new content to it.
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Reminds me of that one artist that does all the meat planet paintings. The one who did /v/ Man.
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Was tempted to post the first two in the azn thread but they are fantastical so here they go.
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can anybody here give me one or more names of artist that aren't in Pinterest? I'm to lazy to sign in to other socmed/art socmed except for Pinterest

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The Slamurai thread is a bit too narrow for all of the other frun slammin' and slashin' and stabbin' things out there.
Consider this thread >>1193 for all the king fu stuff.
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Shotel are probably almost a degree of cheating to include in African blades as much as a khopesh is but they're at least as African as the Tuareg swords are.

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Ummm... Canada, are you okay? What the fuck is your new Army logo supposed to be? An 8-bit moose?
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>>5293
>girl who stinks good
>When was that even a meme? 
I think >>4537 was implying that he prefers men.
>>5331
>a moose taking a giant dump
Hmm I see a moose being devoured by a brown alligator. Another fitting allegory/metaphor.
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>>1796 (OP) 
Looks like a guy milking a moose at the beginning of the autumn.
>>1796 (OP) 
No, no, it's clearly a brown man raping an 8-bit moose
>>1805
Sure, that's a charitable interpretation
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>what should our new Army logo be?
>I've got an idea...
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>>9558
>brandishing weapons
Surely you didn't mean the Canadian Armed Forces?

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This is the thread where you can go and complain about anything board management wise.
Streloks, sturgeon has generously allowed us to host this as a bunker, and as such I will be mainly running the show unless he or other global vols show up.
I don't plan on being available through email or anything. 
Banner applications are accepted here as soon as I figure out the correct size.
>video not related
Also, could someone fill me in on the situation with the cafe? I've been unable to access it or this site for some time.
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>>6819
I think I got at least one of my post deleted there but it didn't matter since it was just a shitpost replying to another post with a cropped saxon.
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Plant thread has been merged into the cultivation thread where it belongs.
>mfw you got hit by another car again, this time driven by a sheeboon.
c'est la vive
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>cultivation thread
is >>131 for anyone else is looking for it
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What do you use for this? I don't see any browser extensions for PGP and copy/pasting this shit to files each time seems like a retarded way to do it.
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>>7368
>signed message
I'm a copyfag, but I also use CLI usually...
Easy solution is kleopatra. Maybe Okular (also KDE).
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cp poster has been banned and yeeted.
The makeshift weapons got merged into the infographics thread >>146. It is 100% fine, not a global rule 1 violation, only merged after I saw no traffic on it for some time after OP.

This is a reminder to report (((  CIAniggers  ))), both of the fedposting and cp varities so they get run over in the dark.
Thanks.
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Welcome to zzzchan/k/! I will be using this sticky to outline my plans for this board and list the rules.

My intentions for /k/ overall:
It's not a secret that I've been interested in having /k/ on zzzchan since it's inception. However I had zero interest in any attempt to split the board. I am only creating the board here now due to the total implosion over on cafe and the apparent lack of a BO to take the CIA nigger's place. It is also my understanding that cafe's admin has a backup and will be looking at restoring it in the near future. Regarding this, I still have no desire to split /k/. If someone agreeable steps up to be BO over on cafe after the restoration of the catalog and anons want to stay there, I will defer to cafe and decommission this board. 

How is moderation going to be handled?
Given the shitshow that was the /tech/ launch, I will serve as BO for the time being. I have had one applicant for the board, 50cal, and I will have him serve as a moderator for a time before deciding to give him the board fully. 50cal Bailed And was likely the glownigger An important point about zzzchan and moderation's access to raw IPs: Only I can see raw IPs. All other moderators including globals can only see hashed IPs.

The Rules:
1. Global rules apply
2. Literature requests should go in the proper thread
3. Threads with basic questions not conductive to discussion should go
in the QTDDTOT
4. No avatarfagging/shilling
5. No fedposting
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>>61
Pretty sure the board owner of anoncafe (and probably the admin team in general) are glowniggers, which is why most people post here
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>>87
>noooo i can't live without muh precious cuckime
Why are you even here then? The only thing even you're even allowed to post freely on cuckchannel /k/ anymore is /ak/ threads because of /a/ tranny mods and jannies who care about nothing else and delete shit arbitrarily.
>>56 (OP) 
Rule 8 will only work so long as we DO NOT TALK ABOUT ZZZCHAN on other sites.
I'm not kidding, it's already a ticking clock w/r/t the glowies and nproids showing up - don't speed up the eschaton.
Board owner deleted the makeshift weapons thread, or global mods. Either way this place is kiked.
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>>9583
>>193 is the meta thread. But for clarity sake, the files were moved to infographic thread
>>146
>>8979 >>8978 >>8977 >>8976 >>8975 >>8974


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