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Previously, on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Goatfucking": >>18371

>multiple cities host the funeral of the Late Ayatollah Khamenei (PBUH) with a turnout in the millions to honor his passing
>traitorous niggerfaggot Senator Lindsey Graham (PBIS*) dies of "heart attack"-like condition, probably unrelated to missile landing up his ass while visiting Kiev
>Gee, Bill! The US is blockading the Strait with TWO carriers, over 20 ships dedicated to the totally non-war that nobody American has died from
>Trump gaffs about "Islamic Republic of Japan", possibly alluding to Japanese being blocked from attending the funeral of Khamenei
>Negiyahu 5000, the Bibibot designed to defeat Ultraman, declares that the merger of the US and Israeli militaries is "ahead of schedule"
>multiple strikes reported in Bahrain, salt is back on the menu

*(Please Burn In Shit)
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>Qatari Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani dies at 74
Death, death, and more death!

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/12/world/middleeast/sheikh-hamad-bin-khalifa-qatar-dead.html

Interestingly, he was one of few Middle Eastern leaders to abdicate an inherited position (in 2013) instead of holding on to power like a drowning cat. ALSO interesting is I can't find a cause of death, so far.
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Less than politically impactful, but I thought it was interesting: a Gazan collecting books in the ruins. God bless him for holding onto a mote of civilization as best he can.
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>>19097
That's pretty impressive actually, given the utterly bleak circumstances they are all in rn due to the kikes. I hope he makes it in the end.
>t. I love books too.
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>>19074
I feel like that sort of strike is the right idea for Iran. They really need to start killing Americans and Israelis in ways which can't easily be denied in order to start cutting into their strategic copium reserves.
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>>19093 (OP) 
>PBUH
Are you moozlim?
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>>19080
>So why aren't these donkeys declaring war on Iran?
Because the only real prize is telling Iran that it's open season on hunting them. Their defensive stockpiles will not magically improve if they formally declare war. The dangers to themselves, their military, and their government apparatus, on the other hand, go up immensely. Sure they can hit Iran harder by more significantly involving their own assets, but that's not really a winning move for them. They're not expecting to defeat Iran, the US is having issues targeting useful attacks to the point of using AI to generate more targets, and the escalation ladder for doing damage to the civilian sector can end in their own desalination plants and power plants being destroyed and their whole country going back to the stone age. It's very high risk and low reward.
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>FAIRNESS REIMBURSEMENT
So the shippers have to pay a totally-not-a-toll to the Persians, and now this!??
>*greedy rubbing sounds intensifies* 
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>Clarity Act
There needs to be a special "Clarity Act" passed on this gentleman's brain. Thinking that this individual has it's finger on the button is unsettling to say the least.
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>>19104
>Khomeini Pop was a bad dude.
Oh we are so fucked.

>>19103
The thing is that while you can trick the American people, the world, and the markets you can't actually trick the physical amount of oil that exists in the reserves. Which is strangely something that even Trump himself acknowledged when he agreed to the ceasefire and MoU. So effectively all he did was pause the situation for a couple of weeks but without any clear way to either win or extricate himself from this war. It wasn't long enough of a pause to refill the reserve, or to get Republicans past the midterms, nor was it a strategic pause to be able to maneuver more equipment in for an attack. So I'm not sure what the point was? Is Trump even sure what the point was? He doesn't seem to have a plan. Threats aren't working so he's going to have to make good on them (and probably cause worse problems for the US and likely still not win) or he's going to have to swallow his pride and get out of the war in Iran (and he'd likely have to resign right after as well).

So good luck with that I guess.
>>19105
Iran will get the most beautiful nuclear strike in US history, better than when we bombed the Taliban in '45, it will build back a stable flow of oil below $3 a gallon better than the dum Bidet admin and boost the US Nuclear Industry which is the greatest on the planet, China doesn't want this but we won't let them take Tibet and our beautiful air conditioners EU climate clowns can only gawk at, thank you for your attention on this matter.
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>>19105
>Khomeini Pop was a bad dude.
>mfw

>he's going to have to swallow his pride and get out of the war in Iran (and he'd likely have to resign right after as well)

You're completely right, this is the sort of fiasco that calls for a resignation.
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>>19105
>>19107
He's never going to swallow his pride. That's one of the things driving this man.
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Looks like the burgers are learning new tricks.
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Looks like I forgot to post one. I was likely dustracted by her sexy accent.

>>19100
That's a good point. The next round of strikes on Naval targets may be programmed to hit bridges or flight decks so the US can't blame dsgruntled plumbers for ship withdrawals.  I doubt theyll pull decapitation strikes when their enemies are so aggressively fucking incompetent, however.

>>19099
Same here. 

>they destroyed the universities...the burned all the books
Dude is opposing True Evil, even in his small way.

>>19101
Heyyyl naw, I bleed red, white, and blue! But I can't hate the Iranians for defending themselves nor can I hate the late Ayatollah for trying to do right by his people, even if their waay of life is largely incompatible with ours. He was clearly loved and respected by millions based on the turnout, regardless of our propaganda. Respect where it's due, he stood up to us and the yids knowing how steep the climb is.

>>19104
>we are now leading, but they are fighting hard
<Translator's Note: This means we are way the fuck behind, and he wants us to "catch up" before anyone notices.
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>>19110
>that chat
lmao
 >>19110
>I doubt theyll pull decapitation strikes when their enemies are so aggressively fucking incompetent, however.
I'm reminded of this old War Nerd article.
https://exiledonline.com/the-war-nerd-assassinations-where-accounting-meets-human-resources/
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Funs. Funs never changes.
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>"An earthquake with a magnitude of 3.6 on the Richter scale shook the vicinity of Sefid Sang in Mashhad."
Now that's some intredasting timing.
A.  How does a typical underground nuke test register on the Richter Scale?
B.  What armament do the kikes run that would create that level during a surface strike?
>>19116
Why dont we just....give peas a chance?
>>19102
They can't fight their own wars anyway. When Saddam invaded the Gulf they asked America for help. And they couldn't even deal with the Houthis.
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um guise it's going back up.
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>>19120
Short it.
>>19120
YEEEHAWWWW
The kikes had former president Ahmadinejad all lined up to be a puppet for them. Which has been going on for years. And apparently the strikes freeing him on day one led the Persians to figure out just how much he was in service to the kikes. They apparently were looking to arm Iraq militias to invade Iran and help install him.
That never happened.  The impulsive dementia patient was sold a fake promise. And now everyone pays, because the last thing he can be seen as publicly is weak, and/or an idiot.
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>>19105
The problem is it would take months of peace to get a somewhat constant supply of oil to refill the reserves. And from there it would take years without further issues to bring it back to the capacity it was pre Covid, which the reserve was already greatly depleted from.
>>19109
Burgers need to improve drone defensive techniques or they'll lost every military base that isn't West of Jordan.
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>>19124
The drop in 2022 was the start of the slav brother war. 
Also, enjoying the ramping authoritarian election rhetoric when there's a corrupt as fuck family at the helm, and an unpopular foreign war on behalf of the kikes.
Couldn't manage bread and circuses for 250. Turns out for that strategy you need to give the plebians something basic.
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Seems the Persians are finally in the game this time. That base looks like the Gaza strip right about now, I'd speculate.
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Well this is intredasting. Looks like the power summit during the funeral is already bearing fruit?
Apparently House of Saud shot at the plane returning Houthis to Yemen. Yemen BTFOd saudi Airports in return.
>Yemen’s Houthis strike Saudi Arabia’s Abha airport with missiles and drones in a sharp escalation
apnews.com/article/yemen-houthis-airport-saudi-strikes-7bddae3006304df8bf7f89e980006b33
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Are you stocking up in food and ammo, anons?
>>19125
>Couldn't manage bread and circuses for 250.
If I was a soules subhuman kike, I would had not attacked Iran and do a 9/11 on that day and blame it all on the sandniggers in Iran and NUKE them until they surrender like the yellow monkies.
All in the pretext to save zogbot lives.
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Oh no! Someone please save the royalty of Bahrain.
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Wait, did I just read this correctly?
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What did the Senator mean by this?
https://xcancel.com/GlobalNewsMontr/status/2076932675202392309
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Seems a tanker didn't coordinate passage with the Persian Gulf Authority before attempting a run?
>>19132
They're starting to break ranks but I have a horrid feeling it will be too little too late at this rate.
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>>19136
Oman has been quietly sitting out the war the entire time. I'm not sure it was ever a target.
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Iranians trying to give Jordanians the opportunity to move away from their kike masters?
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In about week. The JEWSA will be fucked when it comes to the SPR
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Interesting posturing in yidsrael rn. Maybe they're expecting a massive exodus of yids shortly, or what?
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>>19140
Where would they even run to?
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This could reasonably explain the lack of warning sirens in Iran's most-recent missile spam?

>>19141
Good question.
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What's on the script for TACO tuesday this time?
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>>19129
Reprehensible Actions
>NUU you're not allowed to strike back!111
>>19137
They've also toed the US line on the basis that they aren't going to be attacked while giving the US a plausible out with their transit route.
>>19141
Argentina.
>>19142
I'm more interested in what he thinks meaningful degradation means at this point. 
>>19143
He won't stop until with this on again off again bollocks until the domestic pain has people out on the streets in the US. Though he might just be gambling that by that point there won't be enough fuel for the molotovs and he can run off and hide in a bunker.
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>>19145
>Argentina.
https://combatantisemitism.org/cam-news/argentine-students-chant-today-we-burn-the-jews-on-graduation-trip/
Lol
>Though he might just be gambling that by that point there won't be enough fuel for the molotovs
Beer has ethanol.
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>>19146
So what that gets chanted everywhere it doesn't stop jews from having protected minority status pretty much everywhere. Hell they're usually chief lobbyists of said legislation.
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>>19141
Bangkok, I heard a lot of prostitutes can understand Russian and Hebrew.
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>>19148
I think that might just be an extension of the Russian jewish pimping and sex trafficking rings run out of tel aviv.
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>>19149
Thailand and India is one the few countries where you take military leave there. If I remember Isrealis are banned from entering Europe if they are serving.
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>>19139
Was this calculated pre ceasefire or after the ceasefire came and went?

>>19141
Real answer(s)? 
Possibly the US. The US has long been an ally and has a number of Jewish communities to act as a safe haven. The counter point to that is that the Jewish BPD like response to everything means that they treat America's moderate tiring of the never ending Israeli middle east nonsense (and growing discomfort with what they're doing in Gaza) as the same as the US going full 1935 antisemite.

Possibly Russia. A significant portion of Isralies are descended from ethnic Russians or other slavs. Russia also has protections against defaming the Holocaust, stronger than the US. On the other hand the Jews are still holding a grudge against the Russian pogroms and likely distrust them because Russia is an ally to Iran and a (semi)ally to Turkey.
  
Possibly China. China is unaligned to western philosemite-antisemite axis of thought so they might be seen as a safe neutral ground. Also China, by hook or by crook, is economically looking up in the world. Additionally China apparently has a foundational group of Chinese Jews. The negatives are that the same lack of cultural and religious continuity that makes China (and all of Asia really) neutral to the Jews means that the Jews are also not special there. They would also have to subordinate their religious practices to the Party and culturally they would also have to subbordinate themselves to the ethnic Chinese Jews so neither the Haredim specifically nor Ashkenazim broadly will like that arrangement. 

Possibly somewhere in the global south. If they're planning on leaving Israel then it has to be out of fear or understanding that the experiment has failed and that the US will not be able to save it. Which implies something like a collapse for the US and the west and probably a resultant world war, of which Israel would be sitting duck in various ways. It would make a great deal of sense to get entirely out of  the northern hemisphere. If I had to hazard a guess I'd say that they'd move to Australia. It's western enough that they'd have cultural and legal leverage. It's southerly enough and isolated enough to be away from most of the potential WWIII twattery. And it's sparse enough that they could literally just form an independent community somewhere without fear of displacing or angering anyone.
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>>19140
I find it rather amusing in an ironic sort of way that the kikes themselves instigated this shitshow -- a dream they've cherished for nigh 5 decades (at least) -- and now it looks like they're going to get their own faces pushed in by the Iranians they're crying "OYY VEY!! These American brutes must stop abusing us so!"

Pure pottery.
>>19146
https://xcancel.com/CombatASemitism/status/1972592112106618946
lmao
I LOVE HIGH SCHOOLERS FROM BUENOS AIRES NOW
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Purportedly relatively-fresh Jordanian kino. Seems the incoming Iranian fire utterly unopposed AFAICT. What did burgerland AD mean by this?
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Seems Bahrain is getting some extra-special attentions during the past 12hrs or so.
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>>19158
>"NEW: C-RAM low-altitude air defenses active, a big amount of Iranian drones are approaching targets

>"Bahraini interceptors have now begun mistakingly intercepting each other.

Hopefully we get some great kino (though it's always better at night).
https://telegram.me/s/Middle_East_Spectator

>>19157
No there was some AD fire. Entirely ineffectual, though.
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UNIMAGINABLE FLOWS OF OIL TODAY. YUGE FLOWS. PROBABLY THE BIGGEST FLOWS EVER!
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US Troops Tracked? Iran Exploited Mobile Networks During War, Claims Report
https://www.ndtvprofit.com/world/us-troops-tracked-iran-exploited-mobile-networks-during-war-claims-report-11771549
https://archive.is/9DcbP
Americans have not learned anything from the Ukraine war.
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It's looking more like the Persians really mean to flatten the US facilities in Bahrain this time. Strong symbolic move, regardless it's military effectiveness at this stage (since they mostly ended it's importance during the first few days of retaliatory strikes).

What will their next moves be once that's completed (presuming the Jews continue delaying ordering the US ground invasion to proceed)?

>>19161
We did it, Reddit!!
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>>19162
Regional air bases.
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>>19139
>status: updated
Wait. What sort of Jew magic is this? Are we being played again?
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>>19164
They could just be lying to stop panic.
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>>19138
Wait, how many fighters were lost?
>>19151
>Possibly the US
They run away from the US because of the child rape charges.
>>19164
Took me a while to figure out wtf is going on with that chart, but it seems they kept everything intact except the X-axis which is blatantly manipulated.

Taking this chart >>19139 and some math:
>>> def f(x, y):
...     return (x[1] - y[1]) / (x[0] - y[0]).days * 7
... 
>>> f(*[(datetime(2026,6,12), 200), (datetime(2026,7,10),170)])
-7.5
>>> f(*[(datetime(2026,6,19), 193), (datetime(2026,7,10),170)])
-7.666666666666668
mostly checks out. But the second chart?
>>> f(*[(datetime(2026,6,15), 185), (datetime(2026,10,3),162)])
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>>> f(*[(datetime(2026,7,13), 179.5), (datetime(2026,10,3),162)])
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Unless I entered the dates wrong that's clearly not 6.2M bbl/wk.
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>>19157
Sounds like Jordan didn't bother to activate its own air defenses to protect US bases and the US didn't either. Of course, it's possible that the radar destruction meant that there wasn't enough time to scramble an effective defense, but it's more likely Jordan doesn't actually want to get too involved in this war. Feels like a bit of realignment to me, since Jordan usually tries to befriend the USA more and maintain ties with Israel. Hell, Jordan was helping Israel intercept Iranian drones in 2024. Now it's letting the US bases get hit without putting in any effort to defend.
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>>19168
I thought the President of Jordan was an open US/ISraeli puppet, obviously that said Jordan is politically fractious with several of those factions seriously threatening open civil war but I'm not sure how much the Israelis really care as that could be advantages to them. The more interesting one could be that PAC-3s are actually getting that low now.
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Wait I was thinking of Lebanon, Jordan has been a far more in the pocket ally of US and co since the 70's.
>>19165
>They could just be lying to stop panic.
Clearly.

>>19169
>The more interesting one could be that PAC-3s are actually getting that low now.
This. The Iranians have the upper hand regarding missile attacks at this stage.
>>19169
No, it's a king of Jordan, a monarch whose overriding policy goal for the past few decades has been to survive and avoid losing power. He'll make himself useful and play a lot of sides to stay afloat. Right now the USA is on the way out of the middle east and Trump is already neglecting any countries in the middle east that aren't Israel, so I wouldn't be surprised if he's hedging his bets at this point.
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Does Iran have any "allies" or co-belligerents willing to throw a few drones at continental US infrastructure, be it in the US itself or LatAM?

feel free to delete this post if replies turn into another round of schizo nonsense
>>19173
No. It's a regional war but the US's eviction in itself would cause tectonic political shifts for everyone there.
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>>19173
Bomb America? Nah, they just want to bomb military bases close to their shithole.
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>>19174
It would cause tectonic shifts the world over. It would be a massive confidence crisis.
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>>19176
It's already a confidence crisis.
>>19174
>>19175
Even so many a cartel these days fields all sorts of wacky shit from the Ukraine including drones, the longer range Shahed-tier being well within the engineering capability of the sorts that can run narco subs.
They might not have any contacts with Iran nor care for the particulars of the war, but even the most loyal zogverted cartel operator who is neither an outright fed or a kike has a very high likelihood of hating the US' guts for all the shit they did and keep doing in LatAM, there's gotta be some sort of tolerance threshold for when they'll no longer accept orders or (worthless) "petro"dollar payments.
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>>19178
 Now you're just talking about a regional insurgency in Latin America which would likely only be connected to the middle east in terms of adversary alone.
>>19173
>Does Iran have any "allies" or co-belligerents willing to throw a few drones at continental US infrastructure, be it in the US itself or LatAM?
allies as in nations, no, they have commercial partners at best, but, according to some anons in cuckpol, China has agents in all levels inside the US, I know this sounds schizo but a few years ago there was a thread on cuckpol where they were discussing tunnels being dig all around US with managers being from mainland china, then there was this "leaked" chinese memo called friends of china, something like that, basically a series of steps that China is doing to slowly convert US into a friendly and morally aligned nation.
schizo rambling at best.
>>19167
You're comparing applies and oranges there, graphs are based on different sets of data.
First line was projecting ~165M bbl by July 10. ()
The updated graph shows 179.5M bbl actual level on July 13. In other words the actual drawdown rate was lower than initially estimated. They revised forward estimates not historical data there.
That doesn't mean the initial estimate was bad, those assumptions simply changed, in other words they looked at that chart and said "oh shit we better pump/buy more oil" and that's probably what happened.
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