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previous thread >>304706
uhh post some news or something, like this:

>Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look will hopefully give us the first proper gameplay reveal for GTA 6 — and it will be exclusive to Netflix for six hours. This unprecedented marketing beat has drawn criticism from some who have said Rockstar is effectively paywalling a video game trailer. Meanwhile, many questions remain. Is this extended look along the lines of a standard gameplay trailer? A mini GTA 6 documentary? A Netflix show? Something else entirely? Strauss Zelnick, boss of Rockstar parent company Take-Two, is keeping his cards close to his chest. But in a new interview with IGN, he said everyone will tune in regardless.

basically GTA dix is not getting a gameplay trailer but a showcase exclusive on netflix
>>314814 (OP) 
>pay to be shilled to
Amazing levels of progress.
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>>314820
More like
>pay to be shilled to 6 hours before the other people get shilled to for free
Real life is a parody at this point
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>>314827
I really like this, this GTA is trying so hard that even if releases as a perfect game it will not meet the expectations.
Most people that I see shilling this are retard normies that don't even play GTA that much, they will pay a lot for just a few hours and abandon ship to go back to their social media reels and flavor of the month stupid fagflix shows.
This will be great, a lot of amusement to have just watching normies crying or trying to justify their stupid purchase.
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I can't understand why GTA gets this much hype by normalfags, is a game about moving from point A to point B, then doing a small action then repeat. And is mediocre in it's 3 basic mechanics (driving, shooting, kill police), driving sucks, gta iii-san andreas driving was  acceptable, iv was fun but needed a small tweak because the physics felt like half done, v was blatantly bad because you couldn't even drift, so cars in gta 5 are basically pressing the forward button mindlessly and right and left from time to time, and it doesn't even rewards you for driving well, because if you crash you can just fix your car instantly, in gta sa cars exploded and in 4 they stopped working, they removed this feature so normalfags don't even have to worry about being good playing the game, this is the level....

Then you have shooting... which sucks so much... in every single entry of the franchise. In San Andreas, and IV to some extend you have some sort of small recoil (the recoil for IV was lost in the PC port for some reason)... in 5 there's no recoil, and they even removed the physics that IV had when shooting to people, so come on... this game is about shooting and run over NPCs that's supossed to be the only good part... And in GTA V they even went jewish mode or something and the weapons you can use instead of being the iconic weapons everyone likes that appears in every single videogame and other games of the franchise (m4, glock, beretta 92fs ak47, 1911, desert eagle etc..) they're chink knockoffs of the real weapons.... like what the fuck man, who does this on a videogame???. Instead of modeling the beretta 92fs i am going to model the taurus (brazilian weapon brand) knockoff of the beretta 92fs, and instead of the ak47, a chink norinco, and the desert eagle is a poorly modeled BLACK desert eagle.... come on.... you only had one job, make the fucking desert eagle white fucking nigger... and every single gun has that "tacticool" disgusting look on it, truly horrendous. (I won't extend more on why I hate GTA V guns but here you can look it a bit and puke on this terrible gun selection: https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto_V )
And about the police, it loses the fun after the second time you try to kill them, because they're annoying specially with the choppers and it reaches a point where you can only beat them by cheesing the game, I think GTA SA is the only one where you can actually beat the police (which actually has a higher level with the army). And the AI sucks, GTA IV AI had cool little details, that were removed in GTA V, like everything cool thing GTA IV had.

And while not being a gameplay mechanic, the world: is a fucking empty and boring piece of shit in GTA V. only a small part of it is actually used by the game, and the rest is useless and has nothing. In GTA IV at least it had tons of small alleys and props (like trash bins or boxes), also even big streets were kinda thigh and full of traffic, so you could do cool drifting around or police persecutions or something and drive carefully to not crash to random cars, but in GTA V they made the streets way too big and the traffic non-existent in comparison, so the map feels like a big empty racing track. 

You can play almost any "GTA clone" and it will be probably better and more fun, for example, for me watch dogs is way better than any GTA game, and that's even when watch dogs is a game half-finished, that's the level of how bad GTA is. Or for example sleeping dogs which is a fun game that is also way better than any GTA game (driving is actually fun, you have fighting, you don't have to drive for 15 gazillion hours because map is small but full...) 

As a game, GTA sucks so much. As cultural enlightenment and mass deception of masses otherwise....
>>314820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-AD0j2GVbc
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>>314827
In this they reveal the secret sauce within the kike machine that their products are bad, and won't be bought organically except without intense marketing campaigns which is mostly about generating fomo and peer pressure from an army of shills and idiot normies that run their dumb mouths. 

If their pay 100$ to be a nigger mutant macaco brown slave simulator fails(which i think it will) i have no doubts they'll have a bunch of bots in there disguised as players to cope.
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>>314854
Gamers deserve to be scammed for letting it get this bad
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>>314862
Every time I see posts like this, in my mind's eye I see a spiteful pajeet living amongst his shitting streets and excusing it by saying the dalits deserve this for letting things get this bad.
>>314844
>I can't understand why GTA gets this much hype by normalfags
The appeal is exactly this
<is a game about moving from point A to point B, then doing a small action then repeat. And is mediocre in it's 3 basic mechanics (driving, shooting, kill police), driving sucks
Normgroids love mediocre stuff, this is what appeals to them, look at everything mainstream, its all hollow, mediocre and without substance, they dont want to deal with depth or challenge, they want cheap thrills and hand holding with rewards being awarded to them rather than achieving things the hard way and getting a thrill from doing things on their own.
>it doesn't even rewards you for driving well, because if you crash you can just fix your car instantly, in gta sa cars exploded and in 4 they stopped working, they removed this feature so normalfags don't even have to worry about being good playing the game, this is the level....
Thats the whole point they cannot handle that much action, they favor dry boring mechanics.
>this game is about shooting and run over NPCs that's supossed to be the only good part..
I think that was the main selling point of gta since day one, killing npcs was my favorite thing about gta, too bad you cant do that irl that way.
>And about the police, it loses the fun after the second time you try to kill them, because they're annoying specially with the choppers and it reaches a point where you can only beat them by cheesing the game, I think GTA SA is the only one where you can actually beat the police (which actually has a higher level with the army). And the AI sucks, GTA IV AI had cool little details, that were removed in GTA V, like everything cool thing GTA IV had.
The only good game with that mechanic was gta2, the streets filled with military and tanks roaming around at final wanted level was mad fun and could be beat in some way, didnt have that anymore the same way.
In san andreas the cops and vehicles literally materialize out of thin air, sometimes right in front of you and the tanks cannot be destroyed by missiles or tank cannons but take damage from crashes its so ridiculous.

It really is a long downward way from gta1 and 2 which had a lot of redeeming features that you dont even see in the clones and the like.
Such a shame the normgroids made it shit with their bare presence.
>>314814 (OP) 
>goym are paying for the privilege to be advertised to
I'm hard pressed to think of a more jewish move. Even having players pay to be beta and alpha testers, gambling currencies and mechanics with lootboxes, zero-day DLC, and the other industry rapes is somehow infinitely less jewish then this. Bundling popular demos with a highly anticipated game onto a legitimate game you have to buy in the old days is nothing compared to this.
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>>314820
Reminds me of when I first started seeing ads on video sites, and since the main thing I used those for was watching game trailers and reviews, I was basically being forced to watch ads to watch ads. Even sillier, since most of the ads were for games, I would frequently end up being forced to watch an ad for the very thing I was trying to watch an ad for.

>>314844
>I can't understand why GTA gets this much hype by normalfags
I agree with Rockstar's own public explanation: It's an "everything game". Same as Minecraft or Bethesda's hiking sims, normalfags can just buy it and get a mile wide inch deep imitation of every other kind of every other game.
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Can someone think of those poor jobless devs?!
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>>314827
GTA niggers are peak niggercattle so I am not surprised. They deserve it, and I hope this trend follows with other studios so Western AAAA space collapses onto itself. We're already at that point coming soon with PS6 not offering anything new, not having any disc support and costing at the very least 1000+ dollars, probably more with inflation and resource shortages by the time it comes out. All I can hope for is that those who pay a $100 dollars for this piece of shit go broke and regret not saving that money for groceries. 

>>314844
Vice City is fun because it doesn't have the baggage of San Andreas and it's many useless, puddle deep mechanics and it has a fun setting. GTA 3 is too underdeveloped as far as mechanics go and it's setting is drab and boring, GTA 4 improved on that heavily. I think the only reason normalfags think GTA 5 is the best game ever is the online portion, no way it would have this staying power even with mods with all the bad gameplay design decisions it has compared to 4 and even 3D era titles. I still say Saints Row 1+2 and Sleeping Dogs are superior to most GTA games.
I think we're witnessing the most overhyped game in human history ladies and gentlemen.
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>>314911
Probably still not as absurd as Spore
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>>314814 (OP) 
>gameplay trailer
But we already got an unintentional extended gameplay reveal some 2 years ago.

>>314911
Line will always go up, nothing could possibly go wrong.
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>>314844
(Please for the love of God stop putting so many fucking ellipses in your posts. It's like I'm reading a boomer email.)
>is a game about moving from point A to point B, then doing a small action then repeat
>cars in gta 5 are basically pressing the forward button mindlessly and right and left from time to time
>if you crash you can just fix your car instantly

You described why normalfags like GTA. These are good things to them.
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>>314936
Just...
>>314844
Normalfags like flashy games with shallow mechanics such as this. Its precisely how we got from Elite but in New York city to sanitized experience with a layout like resembling a Theme Park and story as bland than Interactive movies from the mid 90s to insult your intelligence on top of that. That V also contains Hollywood esoterica doesn't help it all. It lops its head  while shouting aloha snackbar 

>>314929
Line could also remain straight, but then Take 2 would have had down sized Rockstar North just in time to before unrealized losses had eaten all the surplus. Hence why they came up with that overpriced digital only strategy. 

>>314918
Fable and Peter Moloneux's chatbot demo from the same time period also come to mind.
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>>314990
I'm honestly a little amazed some fatheaded auteur along the lines of Wright or Molyneux hasn't gotten a giant overhyped AAA project based on generative transformer AI rolling yet, it seems like exactly the kind of thing those hype magnet games were always angling toward. Maybe the technology is just moving too fast for someone to attempt building a game on.
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Hilarious if true. Sadly sounds too much like a typical LARPer hoax to be true. 

Ellison had planed to move Paramount Pictures to Nashville where daddy has huge Oracle campus. No idea if they also put game development in the same town or still license out the IPs. 
https://archive.ph/vc40h#selection-2043.0-2043.47

>>314993
The problem is that those things aren't there yet and still on the cloud. Also the technology is pretty controversial (Mostly because its also a weapon and China wants to undermine the US advantage, but I digress and this ain't >>>/pol/). Do you have any idea how bad it would go over with all thodr luddites? Its such shame, because AI  could make my gay dream of voiced lines being as dynamic as text was already since the late 1970s make true. This would obsolete techniques like addressing the MP by title.
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