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FPS in black in white for better or worse, since you can't see shit and everything looks bland. They added white paint in the most obvious places for you to jump and also white ladders. They also added a flashlight to explore ventilation ducts or dark areas, the thing is you CAN'T use the flashlight outside of those areas, making it useless when you can't SEE SHIT in some part of the game, specially the sewers.
Items are easy to identify since they move like cartoons, but sadly they forgot to add that feature to items you can interact with like ladders, switches, doors or breakable boxes.
The story is about "muh racisum."
Gameplay? It is fun, shooting mice is fun, blowing mice is fun, melting mice is fun, wide variety of weapons and each level is different with new a new enemy to kill. It also has movement types like, dash, double jump, tail whip and helicopter tail, to move around the maps, not used a lot sadly, but I think it would get between you and killing enemies if they rely on them to heavily, but exploring the levels is fun, trying to look for collectables and weapon upgrade papers, the downside is sometimes you could break the game, which happened to me 2 times and also sadly, the game gives you the collectibles if you miss them, but not the weapon upgrade for some strange reason.
So yeah, the only good thing about the game is the game, the gameplay is fun and tammy is cute, bosses are also fun to fight with different gimmicks.
Play the game in hard mode, pick the mode with less shit in the screen and pump up the gamma and you are ready to go.
>Huuurr duuurr shill, givs me da game, boi!
Here you go sir, https://fileditchfiles.me/file.php?f=/alpha2/0e15bfa045bfe606f45e/dolphinPorn.7z
I fuck your mother.
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>>306381
no u
>>306363 (OP) 
>The story is about "muh racisum."
And my interest for this game went down the toilet.
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>>306393
This is how you know this game is just more troon made boomer shooter slop, if they wanted to go the extra mile and be authentic to the source material, the game would be incredibly racist. You could make it take jabs at Japanese, nobody would care, it doesn't necessarily have to have blackfaces or anything like that if the devs are big pussies, but I guess they only used this aesthetic because Cuphead did.
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>>306363 (OP) 
Really milking that Cuphead aesthetic, huh?
That pic4 is a blatant reference to Metropolis, too.
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After doing a few minutes of research, this game is apparently funded by the Australian government, it's no wonder it's pozzed and feels soulless. Doubt it's a passion project in this case, just trying to cash in on Cuphead's success.
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>>306415
The fucking stink that was made when niginjuns were portrayed in Atomic Heart will never cease to make me smile
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>>306417
Yeah, it is metropolis, but the whole backstory is different, a mouse qt assistant died, so he decides to make qt robo assistant in her image, sadly she is the boss of the level and you destroy her.
The worst part is that the whole thing is a joke for the "good" guys, specially Wanda that shows disgust at the whole deal.
Zero emphaty, not even the MC could see his friend's pain in his actions.
That level story was writen by a women that hates galatea story with a passion, damn, they can't write anything else except shiting on robogirls.
>>306422
>this game is apparently funded by the Australian government,
Archive link please.
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>>306451
https://archive.is/IZaza
Game funded by the Australian government, apparently there is an initiative to grow game development in that country so they're not the only ones. Considering how cucked the devs are, it's up in the air if the game is what it is due to the government or if this was the studio's vision all along, either way the game looks mediocre and really try hard. Cuphead didn't succeed just because it had a unique visual style, but also because it had genuinely good gameplay mechanics and encounter design, not sure you can say the same for this game.
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>>306469
It should also be noted that while the game was funded by Australians, it was actually developed by a Polish studio, so the hatred of muh nazis could simply stem from that alone. Not sure if it excuses anything else, I haven't looked into this game enough to see if it has millennial writing or what have you.
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>"IT'S DA NATZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES" in the middle of a war that has even the denser normalfags questioning the narrative around israel
wew
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>>306470
I thought that the Poles hated commies more
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>>306472
>has even the denser normalfags questioning the narrative around israel
The normalfags are simply equating Israel to Nahdzee Germoney, so their bogeyman is still going strong. Even the sandniggers aren't naming the jew as much as they're playing the victim card.
Jews are first and best at playing the blame game. Were >minorities to start pointing at each other their social parasite status would be out the window and they know it.
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>muh ebil notzeees
>predditor tier writing
>shilled by popular jewtube sellouts
It being funded by a ZOG really makes sense.
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>>306415
>the game would be incredibly racist
In all fairness a Duke3D clone styled like those inner shitty grossout Ralph Bakshi movies would be pretty fun.
Missed opportunity, then again it's not as if anyone ever floated the idea to begin with.
>>306482
>derad admits that DUH NOTSEES has lost all subtext for the newer generations and has become all but a completely meaningless symbol
>>306363 (OP) 
I beat it, it was okay. Maybe my expectations for FPS are just really low. I still had a lot of problems with it.

The game design was made up of a lot of stupid decisions. Surprisingly enemies weren't hard to see and felt good enough to shoot, but the problem is the guns you're shooting them with and the arenas you shoot them in. The majority of the arsenal is downright useless, like 3-4 of the guns are actually useful (James gun, Devarnisher, Shotgun, Ice beam) and you're only really going to be using two of them most of the time. The rest either don't get enough range to deal with the major threats or just don't do any damage to begin with. The Devarnisher especially is overpowered, basically guaranteeing a kill in a single shot on every ranged enemy except snipers. The only reason you'd use the other weapons is if you got bell curved like I did and decided to 'try them out maybe they're not so bad and have some sort of use'. I can tell you now, just minmax the James Gun and Devarnisher.

Every arena you play in is the exact same shit: it's a square with some health and ammo scattered about and two floors of doors. Mouse is quite lacking in arena diversity. For contrast I played this right after finishing Dusk, and that game had a lot of different kinds of arenas. Some had high verticality, others were very closed in. You could go from a level that's essentially one big enemy filled playground to a slower more methodical experience to one where enemies are sniping you from all the way across the map and you have to close the gap. On top of that, it had very good weapon variety. Mouse lacks any of this so despite the locations being varied in style they all feel very similar. Go down corridor, go into square to fight more enemies. Halfway through the game new enemy types just stop showing up so the game never gets any harder after the initial levels.

The added movement mechanics got dumber as the game went on. The double jump was fairly useful, the tailcopter less so, and the rest were "use this when we tell you to faggot"-style abilities. They literally give you an ability to climb up walls right at the end of the game for no real reason. The walls could've just been lowered one foot and the ability would be rendered completely pointless.

The story's needlessly convoluted, there's lots going on but it can all be summed up with "BMP wanted to murder a bunch of shrews." Everything else is just an excuse to get from level to level. No real interesting major reveals, in fact I'm not even sure if the main antagonist showed up outside of the prologue and ending.

Ignoring the gayshit political angle to it, why exactly is a comic in 1934 talking about the nazi party to begin with? Barely anyone cared about the Nazis then. Are the shrews supposed to be jews or catholic Irishmen or gypsies? Why wasn't it immediately obvious that the party constantly talking about how much they hate shrews was getting the cops to kidnap them? Is cheese supposed to be alcoholic or just food? Is there a cheese prohibition going on? In 1934? If so why is one of the main characters running a bar in plain sight? If the cops were onto Pepper almost immediately then why didn't they just arrest him and steal all of his evidence? Is BMP supposed to be a real threat of just a bunch of incompetent morons? I have no fucking idea what's going on in any aspect of the story. To be completely fair, I did start skipping through it after it got really boring so maybe I missed some important elements that explain everything but it really does just seem like they wanted to throw everything at the wall.

I tried to rectify this by just thinking maybe it's supposed to be like a goofy comic strip or story not taking itself that seriously and trying to play off for humor but that didn't really change anything. It still feels like a bunch of redditbabble where they feel the need to avoid glorifying or empowering the 'bad guy' in any way because it might make someone agree with him.

Some other random thoughts: the card game is boring and uninspired, Pepper's voice is annoying and his personality is grating, and the character designs are bad and a lot of them have re-used features between each other. I dunno if there's anything substantial about this game I'd recommend to anyone despite feeling 'okay' about it. I guess the first person gun animations were pretty funny.
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>>306472
>"IT'S DA NATZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES" in the middle of a war that has even the denser normalfags questioning the narrative around israel
It's the kike's modus operandi, anon.
The still play the victims and double down even when they get caught committing the worst atrocities.
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>>306474
The poles hate both Germans and Russians equally. Polish butthurt got infamous on /int/ for this very reason. 

>>306422
I almost saged, but this is a good opportunity to post about how I hate frisking the devs of any game I am interested in for faggotry so I don't give money to hacks who hate me anyway. Why can't game devs be normal and based on free enterprise for a change?

This is a good opportunity to dig a little more. First of all the Australian Government subsided  the publisher:
> the Melbourne-based game studio reported record revenue of AUD $64.6 million for FY24 (via Business News Australia). It recently branched out to offer publishing services
The dev on the other hand looks pretty normal. I haven't found any telltale signs of polit spergery. What I found instead is their head designers art page and that the game gets milked with merch already. There is even goddamn funkopop. 

https://mabrams.artstation.com/projects

I think I let the game do the talking. After I got during a sale for a third of the asking price.
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>>306559
Yeah, the story is THAT retarded, in one level, you go to a police station and start killing cops, the story tells you that are lebadcops, but it is still fucking retarded to do that and don't get any consequences.
At first I thought goons manage to take over a police station and kept all the cops in jail, it would sound silly, but at least it would worked as a cartoon thing, but they didn't do that either, there was a good cop in jail, but I couldn't get info out of him because it bugged out, and it didn't activate his dialogs.
I think that happened becuase I used ALL routes to get to the jail section, bugging him.
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>>306646
>That face
Good thing he stuck with his current style. Rebecca doesn't deserve that.
>>306645 
Now do slopes

>>306660
That's sadly not as unusual as one might hope. Out of all the dumb shit in "Max Payne" 3, the one that took the cake for me was when you go to investigate dirty cops for hard evidence of corruption, what do you do? Oh, just get in a firefight at their station and wipe out THE ENTIRE SAO PAULO POLICE FORCE.
>>306667
>THE ENTIRE SAO PAULO POLICE FORCE.
He did nothing wrong.
>>306667
Brazilians don't count as people.
>>306667
>wipe out THE ENTIRE SAO PAULO POLICE FORCE
The hues got liberated.
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>>306559
How where the cheese puns?
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>>306912
*were, fuck
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>>306667
>Max Payne 3
For me I quilted after the favela sequence, where max cluelessly walks in asking randos if he could use their phone, gets mugged by niggers at gunpoint, then proceeds to exterminate half the favela, and when he finally gets to the bad guys he tries the: "HANDS UP P0LICE!!!" shit after being murdering people no questions asked literal seconds ago. Just for the villain to disarm him without any problem, kill the hostage and walk away.

Maybe I'm derailing, and this probably deserves its own thread. But something breaks inside me whenever a game forces me to play a protagonist that acts like a retard and I have no control over his decisions.
Honorable mention to pic related, where the games starts with you, a trained soldier armed with an automatic rifle, getting everything stolen from you by three thugs armed with only brass knuckles, that courteously walk in front of you and announce their intentions.
>>306912
A lot
Like never ending cheese puns
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>>306926
I see. So that's one thing the IGN guy was right about then. 
I'm a little confused about how cheese is used in the world itself. I know it's supposed to be a cartoon, but cheese is simultaneously the city's almost literal bread and butter and also a restricted and addictive substance, and also a sexual lubricant. Why are there such frequent mentions of 'Cheeseleggers'? Was there a cheese prohibition? Where there gangs smuggling explosive Corsican cheeses in their boots' legs?
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>>306929
Chesse is for everything:
-Drug
-Cigarette
-Food
It is kind of funny, since the devs wanted to tell a MATURE/ADULT story and there is nothing mature at all. More like an edgy cartoon for CY+11 kids that forgot to push sodomy.
The only thing that they were smuggling was tiny mice, because muh racisum, and the funny thing is the tiny mice are crimers anyway so nothing is lost if they all drop dead.
>>306929
Its literally just a joke, cheese is everything because they're mice.
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>>306948
Comedy is objective, humor is subjective. It being "literally just a joke" does not excuse it for being repetitive, annoying, or even worse, just not funny.
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>>3006197
I usually hate moments like these in games, but in that instance it makes sense. The game makes it clear that Max loses his mind and his nerve by that point in the game and doesn't even know what he's doing, he's operating by instinct and quite literally just gunning it all the way. Think of a war vet that saves his life via his own PTSD when his life is in danger, might as well with how many people Max killed in NYC, he could slaughter that favela in his sleep. Of course, by the time he finally gets to the girl, he comes back to his senses and it's back to being the clueless old man who doesn't know what he's doing. He hesitates, the thug doesn't and it's the end of that, it's actually very well written scene even tho it makes the player feel like shit from the gameplay perspective because they've done all this for nothing.
>Sao Paolo PD
Literal organ harvesters and god knows what else with how corrupt Br*zilian cops are, nothing of value was lost
>NOT ALL COPS
Yes, all cops.
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>>306948
The thing is, I don't know what the fuck they are talking about half of the time. It got so bad that I started to ignore what they say when they talk about cheese.
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>>306953
>being mad at cheese jokes in a game about rodents.
Embarrassing slavposts.
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I wanted to like this, too bad it's a redditcore game
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>crimers
>slavposts
>redditcore
Lurk until you learn how to post like an actual human being.
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>>307059
die stupid nigger, get cancer and die, die, die, die!!!!!!!! go under a train you absolute fuckass moron retard! fucking drink bleach nigger! 100 years of bad luck upon you and a pox upon your stupid fucking nigger ilk.
Is there a single thing you niggers enjoy?
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>>307074
Ignore rude postets. They have nothing else going on in their lives.
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>>306955
Some anon:
>That joke is not funny, and kinda repetitive too-
(You):
<You are mad! Mad about a cheese joke!
So now, not finding some lame joke funny is being mad?
What the fuck is this retarded reasoning?
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What did they mean by this?
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>>307074
Yes. Many things, in fact. The newspeak of brain-damaged zoomers who probably read at an eighth grade level doesn't make the cut, and neither does this game to be honest. Play Slayers X if you want a fun pseudo-retro FPS.
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Eh, I'm dropping the game, the gameplay is not that good to keep me hook let alone the story.
What happens with Tammy at the end? Maybe I could force my self to finish the game if you can marry her at the end.
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>>307136
Nope, from what I know the wrench wench will sadly not express any interest in going after your white fondue.
>>307078
One must wonder.
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>>307136
>that hairdo
>the lips these soytists aren't going to be adding lipstick purely to make a character look feminine
>ma'am scientist, hence already a token character
Isn't she a sheboon rat?
>>307138
>pic
Well, at least some artists have good taste in girls.
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