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 Dress to impress!


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Scary Fashion; things I can wear that make people think twice about approaching me.
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I used to commute on foot through downtown Chicago wearing this. Never had any issues.
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>>330157
The mystery behind so many pockets, what is in all those pockets. Hmm, fear of the unknown is a good option; thank you.
I wear my cum-stained T-shirt
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>>330154 (OP) 
Wear a squared shirt and jeans like every CIA agent does. Extra point if you have the biceps from the FBI training that every glownigger has. If you want to be "tactical" then just choose the clothes from this list.
>>330154 (OP) 
Shave your head.
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>>330154 (OP) 
Long unkempt facial hair.
>>330154 (OP) 
A pink or rainbow magahat should work if you couple it with a punisher shirt and cowboy duster. If you look manly and or old then wear creepers as they only look good on feminine and or androgynous and or young people. 

Back to reality standing out makes people more attracted to you so what you do is dress in boring attire. Dark brown/green/gray shirt, jeans or dress pants if it's a collared shirt and not a t-shirt, pefectly fitting, buzz cut, perfectly shaven with eyebrowns glued on, dark sunglasses, black or brown shoes, 38 special bulging in your right pants pocket, head tilted slightly down with your eqaally plain baseball cap obscurring your facial chemistry, and don't forget the corona-mask and to put some latex on your ear and walk with a fake limp and for the shirt to be long sleeved. The latex smells like bad breath so the cops will think you're on a mission as they will recognize this sort of thing if not green so even they won't bother you.They'll assume you're a new member of swatt if physically fit. 

Seriously though just look at people with an evil glare and don't blink and have the corners of yoru mouth turned down like you're really mad otherwise someone will talk to you, just don't do it to the cops nor pretty women. You can literally dress in pajamas, it does not matter if you look like you grew a testicle at some point in your life. 

This is the REAL answer though, no sarcams: Go around in a business suit so people think they'll be sued if they talk to you. JT beckett tie made of pure imprted silk, shiny shoes that are not made to walk in, a fake rolex, etc. Never drive yourself, always use another driver and alwayas keep your shoulders back and looking slightly above others. Rock onto the balls of your feet if someone has the gall to talk to you while looking you in the eye without blinking. 

>>330161
Just smell bad does not work when homeless hookers are afoot and also hysterical women that will literally call the law on you for it. That's how you get barred from places.
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>>330154 (OP) 
black leather trench coat
lycra cycling gear
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leather?
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>>330380
6/10
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>>330386
This is why they get ripped apart by nigger dick, you shallow pansy ass cuck.
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>the zoom zoom who thinks people dont understand how to capitalize text other than him simps over the best white woman in his city, last of the white race, lashing out at anyone who insults his shit waifu
ok.
and fuck anyone with lips like this
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>>330387
>thinking that that fake plastic model isn't shallow herself 
Her face is masculine also. Thot nails, cold gaze, thick eyebrows, wonderwoman near maculine amazonian facial chemistry, souless hair, thick makeup, ugly nail color on top of it being thot length, literally mtfs look more cute and feminine than she does on average now days (maybe this whore should spend less money on makeup and more on estrogen so her brow-ferret can thin). The way her neck tendon pokes out and the way she needs a fake blush since she's no longer able to feel inside anymore while at that same time not being able to fake emotion in her gaze, it's just awful all in all. A fake plastic woman built for monke cock. 
>what was this thread about
>scary fashion
Oh, I see. 
For this thread wearing only that leather with the way she looks on top of it is 10/10 scary, though it's also to do with what she is, or isn't, that makes her scary. She is not a human being. Black people are not black nor people so they are a match made in hell. She let herselg become fashion, perhaps that's one way to think of it, and so it's very much on topic. 

OP is male though, otherwise rather than me shitposting/advice >>330273 if for womens I would have posted image related to flame them. 
>>330388
>fuck anyone with lips like this
Poor choice of words.

That's not fashion, also.
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fuck anyone with lips like this
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fuck anyone with lips like this
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