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Outside of cats and doggos, do you think any of the options for pets appeal to you? 

If I could have a non-mainstream pet, it'd either be a ferret or a tarantula. Ferrets seem like spirited little people who are big enough to pet and cuddle, but small enough to be out of the way. I've always very much liked tarantulas and arachnids and I think tarantulas are handsome creatures and I'd like to touch their fuzziness one day. Honorable mention to raccoons as a possibility since they're becoming more domesticated. 

I think fish are OK and fish tanks can be pretty cool as a home feature, almost like a living painting, but they're a lot of work to upkeep. Maybe a single Siamese fighting fish in a small bowl would be acceptable, though. I once lived with a guy who had a bird similar to a parrot or a macaw (maybe it was actually one of those 2) and it just sat in a cage all day. I found that quite depressing. I don't agree with birds as pets unless you're some kind of falconer and it often flies around.
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one of these
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Birds are cool and very intelligent, but they just shit without regard for anything. Perhaps they can be trained.
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Horse
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>>319660
>>319660
Does a horse really qualify as a pet? Seems like more of a utility animal.
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>>319656 (OP) 
your mom
>>319659
Can't be helped if you can fly away from any little "mistake" you do, usually.
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>>319658
>garloid farmer
these are no longer worth it as the main buyers of garloid milk have had their 2 home planets destroyed and other than "fringe buyers" who just use it as a carrier liquid, the entire industry has been destroyed.

Back down to "Urth":
I've had gerbils, guinea pigs and a rat. The rat was by far the best and smartest of the rodents.
>Birbs
Now THAT is a commitment in both time and $$$
Many of the larger birbs live up to 80 years, NOT a choice for someone who can't into long term animal stewardship, and the smaller ones are, kind of like Guinea pigs, just noisemakers that eat.

TBH, other than what another anon said previously about a nice 20 gallon aquarium being a "Living picture" very few people should have "Pets", maybe 10-15% of the total population.
Spiders are cool, but you can easily foster/support your local 8 legged friends.

Basically, if you live in an apartment or in the city, (YOU) are the "pet"
Adjust accordingly.

>>319735
Almost every single large birb owner i've ever met has either been a flaming faggot, or more often, a terrifyingly filthy slob.
the VERY few who weren't had aviaries or fully dedicated rooms for them with access to (screened) outdoors.
I do kind of wonder what parrot eggs on toast would be like, but knowing just how foul turkey eggs are, i don't think I'd ever try them.
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No because cats are my spirit animal and the only reason I'd ever get fish would be to entertain my cat. Nothing makes me feel more at ease when I'm at home cuddling with my cat
>>319852
My cat really likes me he cuddles on my lap when I'm reading books on the couch.
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No
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>>319852
Someone gifted me an AI of one of my gals a couple years ago.
I like yours too, but isn't Blini-kot a boy?
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>>319853
>>319866
These posts were brought you by the Toxoplasmosis gang.
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>>319872
> Toxoplasmosis gang.
This serious mis-apprehension of simple veterinarian science is getting tiresome
you look like an illiterate moron when you repost this kot-hating garbage.
Most cats get and CLEAR T. Gondii once in their lives.
It's only filthy retards and cat ladys who's "pets" have even worse afflictions that this even applies to.
If you're that scared of a non-issue like this, then you can always shoot yourself up with an approved live vaccine for sheep, sold as Toxovax (from MSD Animal Health) which provides lifetime protection.
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>>319875
>Why not list out all the foul shit that you can get from dogs?

Sorry...Spoilered it this time
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>>319876
>t. CEO of the Toxoplasmosis gang
>>319874
if non issue, then why high rate among population?
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>>319736
>garloid
I forgot about this meme.  
>>319656 (OP) 
Rabbits if I had to pick but I'd mostly ignore them. Animals not being intelligent enough to talk to makes  liking them the very essence of proving that you're shallow lest you use them for what they were originally intended. 
>>319666
Indeed, and goats for making feta cheese. Sheep too but they can become clothing easier than most animals. Honestly  having "pets" is    sily in this backwards world. All pets were supposed to be "utilities". Ferets don't even live in the wild, I guess they were too busy living in our homes off of mice. 
>>319874
>"ish 'erious mweh-aphraenpshion ov spssumple yetuarian shciencsz eh 'etting 'irephome"
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>>319656 (OP) 
rabbits are cool
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>>319900
>>"ish 'erious mweh-aphraenpshion ov spssumple yetuarian shciencsz eh 'etting 'irephome"
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That was my post, but while I tire of the Kot-H8, i got a chuckle from your lite mockery.
Good to reel in the Ego every so often.

Rabbits are really more suited for livestock, but they can be litterbox trained.
They are poop eaters thoubeitallever...NASTY!

Nobody mentioned turtles yet?
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I occasionally get Huntsman spiders in my room and I just let them hang out. They're not dangerous to humans and will avoid contact, all the while eating actual pests like roaches. The last one that was in my room would spend all day in the same position on the ceiling for like 10 hours straight without moving and then get a jolt of energy around dusk and get moving. It eventually came to rest by my room's door, so gently ushered it outside to give it a better chance of finding food. I didn't mind its presence and I guess it's like an unsolicited compromise to the tarantula I always wanted. I think I have a younger Huntsman roaming around in my closet somewhere, but I haven't seen it recently.
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>>322999
Kek, just walked into the kitchen and saw one hanging out on the ceiling : )
>>319656 (OP) 
I think I'd like to have an octopus. They're a bit difficult to take care of, because salt-water aquaria involve some extra complications, but they are smart and very interesting. I think my octopus and I would be best buds. Another fun choice would be a turtle. Some species live a long time, though, so you may be getting the turtle to pass it off to your kids.
>ferrets
If you get one be warned that they smell very bad. I used to have one.
>tarantula
They're pretty neat. My friend had one for a while.
>>319666 (hail)
Not him but at this point a horse really is a pet for most owners. It might be used for equestrian sports, and there are some cities with horse-drawn carriage rides for tourists, but that's about it.
>>319659
I don't think you can really train the birds not to shit, because they don't really have the neural setup to control it IIRC. You can train them to do other things though. Falconry is badass, for example.
>>322999
Yeah spiders are cool. As long as they're not in the way I prefer to let them do their jobs.
>>319866
*gave (you faggot) (cute cat btw)
>>319900
>All pets were supposed to be "utilities".
Yes. This makes me a little wary of getting some pets, like certain breeds of dog, because they were bred to do certain things and it would be cruel if I could not let them fulfill that role.
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>>323091
>*gave (you faggot) (cute cat btw)
no, it was definitely gifted.
taking your chide in good humor as was intended tho-
Yeah, Octopuses,(Octopi-both are correct,) would be very cool. I do however agree with your stance that "Pets" as a concept is a modern contrivance.
Animal husbandry for work and food is very different than today's "Animals as accessories to my identity" and past the age of 12, I've always considered my animal companions as familiars, as opposed to "Pets"
While I have the 2 sisters that I rescued from becoming Kittencicles years ago, I also have hundreds of other animal friends with whom I am familliar, but claim no ownership.
for example:
I will occasionally build frames for spiders to web on, as they keep the mosquitoes and other pest insects knocked way down. I also tend several birdhouses and batboxes, along with feeders and baths.
None of those are pets, but many of them know me and I have just as much interaction with them as a hamster or gerbil owner would.
Animals do this as well.
the sister kot of the pic I posted(the rare AI one,) was being harassed by a local Tom who I named "Romeo the Rapist"
She had some kind of deal with the local crows where she'd catch moles and chipmunks, and leave them for them, and to my surprise, any time the Tom tried to come around, a murder of 5 would attack him mercilessly.
It was crazy to watch, and Tabbi would just sit on a fencepost and watch them beat the shit out of him with a really funny look on her face.
He's been MIA for almost 2 years now,(the Tomkot.) 

Spiders...
I have a special relationship with spiders.
Since I was 5.

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>>319656 (OP) 
ducks are cool but they need lots of space and water
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>>323098
>no, it was definitely gifted.
"Gift" is a noun, not a verb, and I will die on this hill.
>crows vs tomcat
LOL, they got him. Apparently ravens will partner with wolves in the wild sometimes. When the ravens spot weakened or sick prey animals they make a bunch of noise to attract the wolves and help follow the prey if it flees. The crows get a share of the meat after it's killed.
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>>323157
Ducks are MESSY RAPISTS.
But the eggs are pretty good.
>>323187
Gifted is an Adjective, but as it's definition is usually other than my usage, which is very often used IRL, such as 
>"That fucking ASSHOLE re-Gifted the Christmas present I made for him. It took 3 weeks and was what he had asked for..."
But, in order to not force you to die on Any hill or smth, I'll just concede that the image was posted as a gift. but NOT as a present.

And yeah, those corvids Fucked him up.
>>319656 (OP) 
When I was little, my dad used to have a Black Emperor Scorpion. We also had various betafish for a while, a couple of lizards and a pet mouse my mother named "Mischa".
If I could, I'd like to breed spiders. I don't know why, but I've always had a fascination with them from a young age.
From Antti Boman [Demilich]:
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>>323189
no reason you couldn't just befriend some already around. 
I have some porch trim designs that utilize spider frames as bug catchers, and you could very easily make some more complex ones out of just bamboo skewers and tape.
you'll want a cool light source underneath, something as a baitcup, (a votive candle cup works well for this,) with a bit of fruit in it or something, and a smol misting bottle with filtered water. They also like a section completely covered,(like a pyramid tip,) so they have shelter to hide in.
They do seem to like Platonic solids as shapes.
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>>319904
>just wash the cat bro
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>>323221
Kots wash themselves.. are you 'Tarded?
>>319656 (OP) 
I like chickens.
>make egg
>funny chicken noises
>tasty when roasted
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>>323330
Laying hens are great, but I hope you like getting up at dawn if you keep roosters.
When I was a kid I had millipedes, they were cool. You could feed them rotting vegetables so you didn't have to buy anything super gross. Upkeep was pretty simple you just had to clean the tank once in a while. You could hold them and let them crawl on you if you wanted so there was more interacting than like fish. 

>>323157
I want to buy a place with a few acres in the next couple of years, in large part because I'd like to have ducks. I just like them. They have personality, I like how they waddle around, I like the sounds they make. They're good neighbors.
>>319902
They literally eat their own poo
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I ran across this lil' guy while cleaning up the garage.
Reminded me of when I was a kid and we used to catch gerter sneks right after Sunday school.
Kek! The kids' Sunday school classes were in a walk-out basement with the walkout being a big bank of windows with sliding doors. Right past the access road that ran along side it there was a steep embankment that must've been a generational breeding ground for them. The slope was alive with them every spring, and along with the standard tadpoles from frogs and toads, I kept a garter snek for a couple of weeks in an Aquarium.
I felt bad for it being in a small area even though it was a pretty big long 20gal. aquarium, and eventually let it go. I did the same with the tadpoles when they finally got their full set of legs, but looking back, most of them probably became snacks for other things.
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>>323583
I remember when I was a kid there was this big puddle in my yard and at least a hundred tadpoles in it. When the water started to get low, I'd fill the puddle and even fed them stale bread
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>>323585
Nice.
There's a stream back behind my current location that the owner for some reason decided to "Dig out" for better drainage with a backhoe.
All he did was destroy the slime seal that had been there for probably a century, and since it was sandy loam, not only did he kill off most of the natural flora, but the frogs who had planted their "Pearls" there had DOOMED tadpoles for another 3 years.
Last year, I almost saved a bunch by hauling 20 gallons of water out there in 5 gallon buckets, but the slime deck still hadn't fully sealed, so sadly...

Tadpoles and pollywogs watching is a quintessential part of White kids growing up, I think.
they are missing something fundamental being so removed from that.
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>>323588
As far as I could tell, only a few didn't make it out of the puddle and I never caught glimpse of birds eating them out of it either so I can only assume it rarely happened
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>>323591
Doing God's work anon.. 
literally.
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