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>>316870 (OP) 
>screenshot for ants

>>316876
unlucky

well it's just a shitty ((( google ))) search

>>316870 (OP) 
Left them for the bear like they wanted lol

>>316882
lmao

didn't think of that

Jean Francois Gariepy did this with his wife.

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>>316870 (OP) 
Needs MOAR pixels..
It's just legible enough to see something about  'Leaving partners while on hikes...'  and that is fuggin' hilarious.

>>316888
Wasn't she retarded too?

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>>316879
>using ((( jewgle ))) in the current year
NGMI

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>>316912
>pic

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>>316919
What do you wanna bet that these bints sat down in a whining, snivelling tantrummy mess and refused to budge until they had fully "vented" to their partner about WHO FUCKING CARES! so the partner after trying to cajole them for an absurd amount of time, just walked off finally, having had Enough?

>>316922
Usually how it happens.
Men take out their frustrations on women physically, and women do so on men verbally

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Really, breaking up with a man in a city (highly estrogenic kiked neurotic retarded sadomasochistic feministic gynocracy HQ) or refusing to have sex with him is the female equivalent of executing an "alpine divorce"

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>>316929
I could buy that, especially if it were done as obnoxiously and publically as possible..
Like at a social venue where there are already monkeyvines everywhere.

I wonder if there's a decent equivalent to divorce raep.
Perhaps the Ol' 
>Family of five found dead in murder suicide, story at 11...
Dunno though, that seems out of balance.

>>316974
It's more like modern cities are where women have a clear advantage over men, as opposed to men over women in nature,

and women not providing sex is like men not providing... being capable, strong, and just not retarded in general (being able to survive outside the city on their own)

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>>316977
>digits
Yeah...I'd buy that.

Men should do "culturally enriched divorces"

Take the bitch downtown to where the rapefugees are and then leg it

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>>316991
I suggest you call it by its proper name

>>317007
Throwing them to the dogs?

>>317008
filename dingus

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>>317010
Oh

>>317010
That wasn't me, the brilliant OP with the sharp wit. I'd *never* be so stupid, and I would *never* order a whole pizza just for myself

>>317022
I always eat the whole pizza by myself.