/b/ - Random

>>316760 (OP) 
Stop jerking off, faggot.

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>>316761
No christcuck shilling pls, thanks.

>>316764
Refraining from masturbation has nothing to do with christianity. The Bible does talk about cumming outside after sex, though.

>>316765
I said christcucks as a catchall for all cut-dick sandniggers.

>>316760 (OP) 
cut it off and donate it to a tranny in need

I would add a picrel, but fageuse would remove this post if I did

>>316764
>not being a jew-porn addict gooner = being a christcuck
kindly beat yourself castrated you worthless degenerate

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>>316769
>fageuse
Are you /v/irgins still mad He btfo'd you pedos to hell? Keep seething.
>>316773
Yawn..... your abrahamist shtick bores me.

>>316774
bait

>>316774
>Are you /v/irgins still mad He btfo'd you pedos to hell? Keep seething.
What happened on /v/?

>>316760 (OP) 
Use lube next time.

>>316760 (OP) 
>wat do thread

Vgh, time to save Evropa by beating myself retarded to vileschlomo goldsteinberg's hardcore gay nigger midget porn while mounted on my bad dragon™ dildo.

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>>316802
I have a funny story about that...
>be me
>teenager fuckwit with NO sexual experience
>discovered jacking off by accident in the shower
>Hear lube makes it better, lotion,etc.
>Decide to use baby oil that's already in the bathroom while jackin' it under the shower flow
>takes longer than usual, baby oil is actually emulsifying with the water and friction
>finally, as the hot water starts to run out, get my release
>just not that good--you know, the weak spurt and too quick goodfeels
>dry off and get dressed
...Later
>about to go to bed, have to piss one last time
>HOLY FUCK!! My dick has swollen up to 5x it's original girth while flacid
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK...Did I break myself??

Turns out when you jack off with babby oil under a stream of water, the water gets trapped under your skin. Harmless, but disconcerting to say the least.
It took 3 days to go back to normal.
Ah, to be a dumb kid again..