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>>316452 (OP) 
>its name is gout gout
>looks like a chimpanzee
>even pulls its lip apart just like a chimp
if there is a god, he must have a sense of humor

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>>316304
Gout would not make you run faster but you would make that face if you tried to win a race. 
>>316470
>running fast while being named gout when it normally attacks the foot very painfully 
>running around while looking like you are in pain
No shit it'd be all about the humor. Most humor is based in laughing at misfortune in one way or another. Monkeys show their teeth to other monkeys, where we get this laughter from, so as to convey the message "you are going to get eaten if you keep slipping on that banana peel". It's a social warning and they enjoy socially chiding you with laughter. You are not meant to laugh with someone, the instinct is meant to bully. Naming someone gout that runs fast is inverted in it's purpose unless the joke is that there was no point in winning a race if you have no grace, of which they do not, barbaric peoples. What did you win? What did you accomplish? Did he really do anything actually good for the world? Is it even good for himself, harming his body in emergency mode like that? It's stupid and bonobos laught to let the other monkey be shamed into realizing "I am being stupid". God is saying you are stupid. God enjoys calling you stupid. Got invented bananas so you would slip on them. 

Anywho, god's not real it's just a primate's instinct. Even bears laugh as they play with their cubs. "Lol ur so weak fight back for realz lolol trollz u" and the cub grows up and retard rages a human due to that shit. If they did not act that way they'd get killed by some weaklings. And yes they do laugh, it's this pant thing many mammals do. Dogs do it. You can see them laughing, and what is interesting about dogs is that they laugh at themselves. Such betas. Dogs look way too happy when you play fight with them.

>>316470
If god existed, niggers wouldn't. Therefore god does not exist. The existence of niggers refutes the existence of god.

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>>316452 (OP) 
>This is an ape.
This statement is scientifically correct. Homo homo sapiens are apes. If you disagree with the OP, you are as wrong as those who deny Darwinian evolution

>>316452 (OP) 
>the nigger is a Christian

>>316492
Then are birds dinosaurs, technically? What is that "homo homo" anyway?

Homo Erectus is alive and well.

It has a bigger air intake for increased  performance.

Desoyaked pics would be not deleted, I guess. I saw that before. And some rudimentary grammar check wouldn't hurt either. Without anything substantial to object to, any minor technical flaw would be picked apart, so why leave them when that's easy to correct?

>>316546
kek

>>316546
lol little faggot

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>>316482
>implying niggers weren't the Demiurge's first attempt at creating a human, but he later regretted it so he dumped them in Africa and hoped nobody would ship them across the world
it makes perfect sense when you think of it that way. he probably did the same to indians by trapping india behind the Himalayas, and stranding the aboriginals in Australia.

>>316560
They are proof of evolution. As primitive hominids, they capture the change from ape to human in early, retarded form. As such they are truly subhuman. Neither ape or human. Homo Erectus.

>>316561
I don't want to hear anything about any erect homos okay?

>>316561
that nigger's the missing link, the first attempt and fuck up leading to the creation man.

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>>316562
Five erections on one hand.

>>316562
>>316577
you're such a faggot

>>316600
>sounds all proper and shit
Basically never happens. No matter what country you go to, if it has niggers, it doesn't matter how long the niggers have been there, they always have a nigger accent.
There is a British, American, Australian, French, Spanish, Russian, and German version of ebonics. They are fundamentally incapable of replicating higher speech.

>>316553
You can cooperate with someone else to polish those infographics a bit. Links to archive of source articles, for example, and making sure the compression artifacts don't make it look like a fast-and-easy photoshop you can see everywhere. And personally a soyak that changes his aspect ratio and between holding a handgun/shotgun is nothing but a distraction from the matter proper.

>>316692
Bestiality is as good a fetish as any other.

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Here's the solution OP

>>316712
>three tripods