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So life sucks now everything is expensive tarrifs everywhere retards in charge war in ukraine war in iran war in vuvuzela death of the dollar...
So how to profit from all of this chaos ? Any ideas
All in on dirty stocks and weapons manufacturers
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By becoming a Jew.
Can't beat em? Join em fuck it
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>>304822
You can't become a jew. You are born a jew by having a jewish mother.
Father doesn't matter.
>>304817 (OP) 
If you're knowledgeable about commodities and you can anticipate some movement in e.g. oil related to the geopolitics you might come out ok. I don't think Venezuela will impact oil market much, as its oil industry would take an enormous investment (on the order of $100bn) to really produce again, and Venezuelan oil is too heavy and sour to be profitable at prices below like $80 a barrel, which is way above current price last I looked.
It would have been nice to move into precious metals or something just before the Fed chair got indicted, those shot up. But I'm not sure if now is the time to buy.
If you see the recession on the horizon you can make big $ shorting stocks etc, but you have to time it right and that's more luck than anything for a retail investor.
Anyway, I don't have any really great specific advice and if I did I wouldn't give it away for free. Good luck out there, anon.
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>>304823
Well then we're fucked
>>304818
OP is saying he's poor so with what money? He is not going to 10x on being 4 years too late.
>>304826
Yeah, was about to say. Markets and gold have both been bottle rockets, you needed money in the market post-covid. Nobody is going to turn $200 into anything right now.
>>304826
But I have some money, and I want to know what to invest in, because I'm too retarded to know what to invest in, and I haven't heard of Warren Buffett saying that just throwing your money on S&P 500 beats the stock market 99 percent of the time.
You need capital. First you need some schmuck to swindle then you can skip paying taxes and invest in a small rent seeking business that centres around seniors.
>>304832
Prove you are not a jew or brown first
>>304832
Not him, but in general yeah just buying an index fund is a decent idea. I'm not sure if now is the time to buy as things may take a downturn. You'll have to do your own due diligence on that. However, if the bottom does fall out, you can buy up things at a discount. If you're a burger, be aware that serious de-dollarization, while not exactly guaranteed any time soon, will probably fuck you up the ass in inflation and I have no idea how to hedge against that. Best guess is gold/other precious metals/BTC or some kind of non-dollar denominated securities if you can get them. But in burgerland that would probably be hard.
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Be born rich, invent something that is really useful or really needed, or Gamble and get lucky
Those are the only ways to make a lot of money
>>304823
You can become a Jew the same way most Europeans became Askhenazi Jews: through conversion and intermarriage. Maternal lineage rule is selectively applied to people who cunts want to label as 'in' or 'out' of the 'oringal' Jewish group.
>>304817 (OP) 
I think we've had enough of trying to profit from chaos. Try making things better instead.
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>>304866
>Try making things better instead
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>>304817 (OP) 
>profit
>"saving" money
>money is a note that means someone owes you something
>living until later rather than cashing in on what people owe you now
This living backwards is why the love of money is the root of all evil. Jews like being all snooty and sticking their noses up in the air and acting like everyone owes them a favor. Why act that way? It can't even be fun. Even they know money nor favors owed to them = power, that's why they control the news. This is why counter propaganda matters the most and that should be why people like imageboards, freedom of expression, but it ain't lately or you'd have the freedom circa 2007 and before had online. Literally reddit started out a freedom of expression website. It's not about your fake wars it's about control/power/propaganda. 
>ukraine
Ecar drama that threatens the petrol industry.
>other 'war'
They're trying to get oil oh noes, you vwill labor to pay for a car just to replace it with another car or you vwill be incarcerated for loitering due to not being able to hold a job so as to pay rent! It's not chaos. It's control. If you can't even type whatever you want on the Internet you're being utterly controlled. That war is police action like it always is, control. It's not retards, it's tyrants. Hate it? Get high, oh noes, a 'war' on drugs suddenly appears to make sure you're super motivated to pay for the cars and housing rather than hide in a dank hole somewhere to avoid a loitering charge. They deliberately placed the jobs too far apart to where you're forced to have a ((( car ))) and cars cannot ever own due to mandatory insurance combined with not being allowed to have your own fuel source. Ecars can't take off due to sabteurs such as Musk. He will make your precious profit, you will not. He will have a voice. You will not. He won't be under control. You will be, and are. 
>>304867
Musk could fund stuff like Aptera rather than let it become vapor-ware harder but instead he wants to make money off of 'chaos'  traditional monarchical bullshitery. 
>>304866
You literally cannot choose how you were born and it's not chaos it's a bloodline sorta society. WIth jews it is matrillennial as they told you and it needs to include your grandmother on your mother's side or you're not Jewish. I do wonder who would test you genetically though? Does Israel test you when excercising the law of return, or do they just check to see if you've been raised dancing around in silly hats while speaking Yiddish via your social media? If it's both that's gonna be hard to pull off. With any cult once you join super hard you end up literally becoming them and at that point you're your own enemy, is that literally what you wanted or did you think you were going to teach the jews a lesson that if everyone acts like them then things won't work economically? They might already know that lesson and not care, seeing as to how Abrahamics are in love with the idea of the world le "ending" and are basically the League of Shadows from Batman. If they can't rule Rome they burn it down. This scares the goyim, not the other way around. Asking for profit over things pretending to burn down, what when such burnings are a reset of society, is just a petty whine. 

tl;dr: power, money, profit, being a propagandist,  it just means being in charge of the goyim. Do you feel in charge?
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Get plastic surgery to look like chad so you can leech off a sugar mommy?
>>304890
What about secular jews that don't know more yiddish than a random guy on the street (for example Stanisław Lem)? If you make a good publicity for them, you will be claimed as one of them doing nothing to claim the connection, if you are an embarrassment, they will try to distance themselves from you unless "motivated" with some targeted donations or by jumping hoops for them. I wonder what treatment goes to those with intact dick left, is that even a thing that can exist?
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>>304824
I feel like its too late to go for the weapon production. Like the price of these stonks is already sky high, how much higher can it raise ?
>>304826
I am not saying that I am poor you made that up.
>>304866
>Try making things better instead
I am trying to make things better for myself.
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>>304854
I just bought more silver. That's basically all I ever do to keep my savings from being devalued via fiat money printing. The coins I bought just a few years ago are already up by 3x now. Yeah it's fucking crazy and it's going to get worse because they have no fucking plans except print loads more until they can't.
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>>304987
Damn.
>>304987
After you have SHTF materials and day to day expenses, everything should go to silver/gold/etc. 
You are turning your shrinking money into stable money, fuck stocks and bank accounts, just trade it in when you need to buy a house or something, or if buying from a based dude in rural fuck-all just trade the silver.
>>304823
you can slam jewish pussy and get initiated into the tribe.
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>cries at the very hint of war
millennial pussy
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>>304817 (OP) 
The only way to profit from this chaos is to scam and defraud kikes, the source of fiat money. Or convince them to fund you for whatever reason they might be inclined, it would have to be something very evil. If you tried to appeal to the massess that get less fiat money indirectly then you would have to do something that alot of them could spend a small amount on to support you, while also dodging giga kikes trying to steal from you or some such thing. Its a very difficult thing to do without eliminating the fiat system or the kikes. Both being gone would be best.
It's like we've all been dropped into a Monopoly game 40 rounds in. The entire board is already owned by the other players and everything costs more than you could possibly earn.
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>>304817 (OP) 
EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE
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>>304832
>because I'm too retarded to know what to invest in
Go to Zero Hedge and read the comments.
The market is almost entirely controlled by algorithms and emotional turbulence. The ((( Big boys ))) manipulate that shit ALL day EVERY day.

PMs may be better but they are NOT and investment, but a store of value, and even that is being manipulated by "Paper metals"

As an example of praxis, I just bought a property for 4 Oz. Au bullion.

As for ZH, don't take it as gospel, there are shills, bots, and morons there too; but you'll have a little bit of better understanding of what goes on. 
I don't hold crypto, but I am seriously considering buying XRP,(Ripple,) which is a clearinghouse of cryptos that has been positionng itself for a few years now to be mass adopted by governments and big corpos when CBDCs and Corpo-coins are adopted for the "Reset" 
Think of it like XRP is the guy with the ferryboat on a big lake with different towns all around it that are walled off from the others.
you could hold "stock" in BitcoinTown or EtheriumBurg, but ALL of the towns will be using the ferry.
It's currently ~$1.40 
Smol enough to toss a few hundred at and not feel any pain if it does go sideways. It was ~$3.50 last summer, but the collapse and subsequent "Reset" was postponed for ...2 moar weeks.

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/xrp/
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>>320424
Moar than you know..
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