>>305083
>I’m going to the best college I can because everyone told me to.
>I need to pay off my $40,000+ in student loans, so I need to move to the city and get a good job.
>I get paid well, so I need a better car and other stuff to match.
>I still have loan debt, car debt and now credit card debt, but now I have a good credit score, so I’ll use all my savings to pay 20% of an expensive house I’ll be paying off for 25 years.
>Oh my boss wants me to humiliate myself for sodomy month or get the Coofid vaccine or the Mark of the Beast to keep my job. I have at least a quarter of a mil invested in my life here, so I can’t just leave. Be realistic.
>Yeah the economy is really bad and I lost a lot of investments. Either way, this is my career and what I’m trained for. It’d be hard to retrain. I made the right choices, I just got unlucky.
>Well, I’m 60 and it’s time for retirement! Now that my body is broken I can start enjoying life!
>*Dies of seed-oil-induced heart attack.*
Because this lifestyle is much better.