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It's almost time

>>302517
For the heat death of the universe right?

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>>302518
No for another year of TOTAL GOYIM HUMILIATION!

I hope you all (including the staff) have a decent 2026.

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>>302522
>>302442 (OP) 
>the world didn't end in 2012

>>302549
>hoping for something trumpeted for over thousand years
<this time it will happen, seriously

>>302562
It was the only official end of the world date anyone ever made. It was a Mezo-American thing and with how they watched the stars  a lot we hoped that a comet or something was going to wreck us. Christians act like the end is near due to some retarded bullshit that once you die it's over not working on some of their goyim so they have to make it seem like the whole world ending will make them seek god as they weren't dying fast enough to be scared enough to bend the knee to Yahwey. It's retarded. The prediction was not Christian, they never had a date, the Mezo-Americans did have one and it was 2012. Theird prediction was older than Christianity itself. It was a 5,126 year old year long cycle so it was the only one that counted. They had a linear calendar about the world ending and thought it'd end 7k years after they made that calandar if I understand it correctly so it's not your hysterical Abrahamic 'you'll die better repent' typical shit. Even if it were that'd be an over 2k thing, not that it matters. Now there's no deadline so it's sad. You can think that there were other deadlines but there weer not. Only 2012.

>>302612
>because some arbitrary numerical dependencies can affect reality

>>302621
If the start of cycle is arbitrary, what makes the end of it any different?

>>302614
Observation of the sky can cause stellar predictions and they observed the stars and had a linear calendar even if can is a three letter word in this case. It was not necessarily arbitrary, faggot. I hope when you get cancer and your Dr. 'predicts' how long you have that you'll say the same shit to him. It's an arbitrary number and perhaps it's just mold spores and not cancer, just take Ivermectin! You are here forever after all. In the imageboard you must wait until your IQ is 5 plus 8.

>>302623
I had to add the Ivermectin part to make my post more funny. The hope is over so it does not matter but technically it was not arbitrary as it was all about how much room was on their sacred stone that they made into a calendar. It's size was not arbitrary as the rock did not choose to be it's size nor in that location so it's still not literally arbitrary.

>Dear 2026
Please give me bitches

>>302549
>First vid scream
That "NOOOOO" scream sums up my life since 2019

>>302442 (OP) 
>Dear 2026
I want to mutate into a tall bullet proof rape monster

This year is a fuckin curse. A total and utter nightmare. Not even 2020 started off this bad.

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>>307338
Nothing really happened yet though. March is when things will get interesting.

>>307349
>2..... 5 more weeks, bro

>>307338
Why? Seems like a pretty good year to me so far, seems like a you problem

How about them oil prices?

>>302442 (OP) 
Shlohmo is busy this year, give him a break goyim.

>>313557
Whatever excuse they need to bring prices up.

>>302519
No matter how much they degrade the goys, they are never humiliated, always smug for being "needed" by the chosen people.
Arent they sick and tired for working to get back at the normgroid cattle for thousands of years but nothing ever works.
>>302612
Too true, after the rona thing i just accepted the world already ended and we just live in a slow delayed apocalypse.
I have lived trough the y2k hype and the 2012 thing, i dont take deadlines seriously, just like agenda 2030 will be another disapointment probably.

Also i think the pre 2020 psyops were too sophisticated for normgroid minds so they had to dumb them down three notches so cattleminded normgroid scum understood what was expected from them.
Whatever, they told me to trust the plan and eat popcorn and thats exactly what im gonna do, watch this shitty joke of a world burn down and laugh at those morons and be happy that once the world has been cleansed of the human disease permanently it will be a paradise.

>>313592
>paradise
>on a planet wherein the lifeforms are evolved to eat, rape, and infect one another
We tried to be vegan, moral, and invent meds to stop parasites as human beings. We need to genetically alter all animals to make the world better but nobody wants to play god as most humans are stuck in a state of perpetual childhood to even think god is real much less care what you do to the other animals. We evolved through violence, we could choose to be better through actual intellgent design, through our genetically altering animals and single cell lifeforms. As it is we are not of intelligent design so we can't choose anything anymore than  the UN can control the economy to get rid of poverty like 2030 implies. "eNd PoVeRty" of course that shit's gay.