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No.300894
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good morning frens
>be at supermarket with mommy
>eating pizzer she bought me 
>some child is looking in my direction
>hear her say "mommy I want pizza too!"
>her mom replies "no soon we'll be home and have lunch"
>she starts throwing a tantrum
>her mom slaps her hands and tells her to shut up while gritting her teeth
>she quiets down and pouts
>turn around to her
>smile and bite my pizza making a delighted face and quietly going "mmmmmmmmmmm"
>she just stares angrily
>walk away 
god I love being an adult sometimes. I stalked a cute girl who was alone around while pretending to browse for a few minutes then continued with my shopping and bought beer and a can of peach tea.
how's today treating you?
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I woke up today like vid related.
Yesterday I slept 20 hours straight
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>>300894 (OP) 
>how's today treating you?
it is been like 6 months since I was able to wagecuck, so I am kinda getting worried about money
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No.300923
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>Saw a lot of cute girls today.
>I like cute girls.
>Tired but satisfied. 

>>300904
Good luck anon.
No.300926 
>frogshitter
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No.300957 
>>300894 (OP) 
based
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No.300959
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>>300957
Based on what?
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No.301020 
>>300959
based on being a manchild with decades old astroturf attempts
this loser should go back to making threads with how 'cool epic gamer' being an uneducated unemployed homeschooled dropout ceo neet 10k youtube celery baller status is
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>>300959
Science.
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No.303368
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No.303373 
>>300894 (OP) 
>heh le underage
good morning faggot
No.308845 
>>300894 (OP) 
>god I love being an adult sometimes.
Tbh, that wasn't very adult of you.

>I stalked a cute girl who was alone around while pretending to browse for a few minutes then continued with my shopping and bought beer and a can of peach tea.
Stalking is bad, anon.

>how's today treating you?
Doin' good.
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No.308852 
>>300904
Aryan like you should be organizing and do networking instead of wagecucking

https://odysee.com/@WhiteMage:5?r=24zyq5GeMizJvhwmt36cS9fTsZ8QNirx

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/c5Sx3JOz27f2
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No.308865 
>>308845
I don't like OP either but stalking is a blatant compliment. 
>>301024
>>300959
Based on negro vernacular that we agreed to no longer use. 
>>301020
Celery did nothing wrong! How can you hate celery!? Is this something colloquial like an ostrich farm being bad? 
>>300926
I know right. Slippery slopes a slippin'. Now we are chicken tendie dippin'. That's what ya get for having frog banners.
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No.308868 
>>300901
>Yesterday I slept 20 hours straight
You should try kundalini technique. Magic is real buddy.

https://odysee.com/@WhiteMage:5?r=24zyq5GeMizJvhwmt36cS9fTsZ8QNirx

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/c5Sx3JOz27f2
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No.308895 
>>308868
Epic trolling, 'buddy'.
No.310035 
>>308865
>stalking is a blatant compliment
It isn't.

>Celery did nothing wrong! How can you hate celery!? Is this something colloquial like an ostrich farm being bad? 
There's nothing wrong with celery itself but celery is some weird fucking health fad self-professed high performers are into.
No.312592 
Spaz
No.312594 
>>308852
I'm not Aryan
Brown hair, and green eyes.
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