Dress to impress!
What a disappointing parade
>>261959 Burgers still have the strongest army in the world
>>261967 It doesn't matter if most of our military is foreigners, women and fatties.
Even trump knows its cringe
>>261957 (OP) This parade kinda damaged the image of the US army
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>>261957 (OP) And how can you forget: >This parade brougth to you by the Crypto meme. I haven't cringe this hard in a while. And I'm not even from the US.
I don't know what's more cringe hating on american nationalism or taking pride in a country that stands for nothing. All I know is that nobody really gives a fuck.
>>261998 Didn't Hitler famously mocked this innate rudderlessness of Americans caused for being an amalgamation of peoples without any tangible identity?
>>261998 It stand for being a cuckold
>>261957 (OP) >hegseth >tfw no booze at the weekend work function
>>261959 No-one that young in North Korea ever fought except for extra rice. They've been perfecting their goofy-ass marches and pressing their uniforms in lieu of actual combat preparedness for decades.
>>262011 that's china you stupid fuck
>>262012 Who china give a fuck bitch america is a nation of cry bullies
>>261993 Everyone one of those guys and girls could kick your ass, even the fatties.
>>262011 >>262015 seething because your shitty parade was a joke. Just go die for israel already "patriot"
>>262012 Oh wow excuse me. I just looked up the wikipedia for wars involving the PRC. In the last 40 years they participated in UN peacekeeping programs, sent people to babysit somali pirates, and sent people to mali. My point remains valid.
>>262016 >rage bait ✅
>>262018 better than the us starting wars all over the place and installing shitty dictators in power while spreading democracy, equality, feminism and faggotry. Not saying communist China is any better
>>262019 >still seething ✅
Poor trump
God damn it trump
Even the Brits do it better
Back when America was REALLY top dog
Deutschland pre-ww2
Rossiya....even tho their military sucks ass but still
Fucking taliban
Houthis
Chile....sauce
>>261957 (OP)
>>262058 This one is better.
>>262058 >>262059 Perfect Trump has the look of a man who's tried so hard and got so far but in the end? It doesn't even matter.
>>262061 Bought and sold with Israeli gold.
>>261991 >The commander in chief doesn't even bother buttoning his suit up. Come the fuck on!
>>262066 It was humid
>>262066 Stop manwhore shaming
>>262028 This is just the same thing as the OP but in black and white.
>No band heard playing by the main tribune. >Half empty seats all around. >Fucking shitty rock played out of loudspeakers instead of marches. >No foreign guests of note to be found. >Staged on the narrowest of avenues in DC. >No dress uniforms to be seen, everyone is wearing fatigues. >Women and men spread randomly in the same unit. >Not much hardware show, and what was shown was outdated or just sad. >Fucking Advertising!?? What else am I missing? This is Idiocracy tier stuff right here. >>262082 >Soldiers marching in perfect formation. >Streets packed full of people. >Actual dresses with insignia worn. >No women mixed in with the men. >Guys looking like they actually give a shit. Yes, exactly the same.
>>262034 Houthi's hard mogging the US army right now
Chile is more Prussian and German than Germany and....oh wait Prussia no longer exists
>>262100 Whoa, they still perform a roman salute?!
This is the ultimate humiliation ritual
>>262105 yup
>>261993 >>261995 >>262015 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA They look so sick and weakly probably cuz all they eat is powdered eggs every day and the experimental injections they're forced to get
>>262015 Go eat your nigger slop powder puff faggot
>>262123 >All this effort and time wasted because they couldn't be assed to buy real eggs We keep falling and there is no net that could save us
>>262123 Powdered eggs create pheromones that make white women wet
>>262125 None should be saved
>>261957 (OP) >caring about a parade of all things >shitposting this over a parade >a parade ever mattering unless you at least go there >seeing the world through a ((( news ))) filter Now you know why pol is dead and people called your ilk poltards.
>>262128 sage negated :-D
uh oh watch out pvt nigger kneeler and the powder puff girls already getting mad itt
>>262128 nobody cares what non-green anon posters say. You're the worst posters on this site.
This is a real parade. The good guys lost.
>>262304 If America was influenced by Prussia instead of France. We could have had something similar to this.
>>262059 >Is this what I have to work with for conquering Iran, Russia, and China? >Dear L-rd, I hope Bibi isn't too mad about this. >Because I am running out of children to marry off to the Jews!
>>262011 >Boomers coping No one respects you. We're all more patriotic than you because we have actual ideals while you just simp for the military even as they transition your children.
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Argentina long ago