>your job is literally stand around and do nothing for one hour and a half save a couple jumps or dives every now and then
>if you get scored everyone readily accepts it's not your fault and the blame is shifted to the rest of the team for even letting anyone through
>don't have to train as hard or be as fit as everyone else
>you never get injured because you hardly ever come in contact with anyone
>still get to be famous and be paid millions/year
being a goalkeeper is the best fucking job in the world, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't. I even understood this as a child
>what's that? you want me to stand like a tool on this nice grassy field and just watch the rest of the team actually play the game and maybe, occasionally stop a ball or two, and you will give me this handsome check every year? why, yes please.
>tfw ywn be a goalkeeper
FUCK