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>249708
Sentimental faggot.

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>>249708 (OP) 
Least based zzzchan poster

>>249709
>>249711
I love you faggots too

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>>249712
You forgot to say no homo, you fucking homo

>>249708 (OP) 
I don't like you though

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>>249715
I have too much alcohol in my system to remember to say that.
>>249716
Too bad I want you to be happy regardless. Stop worrying about shit outside your own control and just try to enjoy your life, in whatever that way may be

Voicing disdain for retards is done so that they don't feel implicitly welcome, which is what happens when they're ignored.

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>>249718
If that's what makes you happy I guess but the way you word it I don't think that's the case. I prefer to make fun of people instead and eat my popcorn

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>>249719
YOU DUN GOOF'D. Tough love is all it is. If you're called a faggot or retard it's probably true but it also comes from the heart. We need tough love or fucking niggers feel welcome

>>249719
I immensely enjoy insulting retards, but it's a moot point to raise since life isn't supposed to be about chasing pleasure anyway. Only manchildren and women believe that.

noa cnyu uoh

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>>249708 (OP) 
Fuck you, no one here is my "friend" we’re anonymous. If there was anything I liked about this whole thing I wouldn't talk about it like how you do because it'd soil the experience for me. I don’t want to be around "like minded people" I want to be around sincere people who have no illusion as to who they actually are or pretend to be nice.

>>249723
>since life isn't supposed to be about chasing pleasure anyway.
I'm not talking just about quick dopamine fixes I'm saying you should do what makes you happy and I don't think quick dopamine fixes do that for most people.  As far as anyone knows we only have one life so why should anyone here waste it on being miserable on shit outside of your control? It took thousands of years of stupid decisions made by others to get to this point, why do you think other people are actually worth your time or energy worrying about? You could be using retards instead for your own gain
>>249728
>I want to be around sincere people who have no illusion as to who they actually are or pretend to be nice.
I'm not pretending to be nice, I am not against using people
>If there was anything I liked about this whole thing I wouldn't talk about it like how you do because it'd soil the experience for me.
It doesn't for me.

If you have been here fo a long time, then mind tell us about the lore of zzzchan?

>>249731
Ok, so basically

>>249731
Thought someone already spoonfed the newfags in some v thread.

>>249731
Not sure what that means but sure lol but I've been caught in a word filter autoban which won't allow me to post it so I don't care anymore

>>249735
I think the gay fish admin made it so auto-bans can be appealed now.

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>>249708 (OP) 
This board is shit and the only reason why I use it is because almost every other place on the internet that I know of is even worse, and the better ones are too slow. I wish I could stop being dependent on the dopamine fix of visiting online spaces so that I could be fine with the slower spaces.
And even if a board is good, you can't treat people on anonymous imageboards as your friends unless it's a place that subverts the concept of an imageboard and functions in a pseudonymous fashion like /digi/. Even online "friendships" in pseudonymous contexts are very dubious, so it would be crazy to treat non-existent anonymous people who wouldn't give a shit if you died your friends. We're conversation partners at most.

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>>249729
>As far as anyone knows we only have one life
Source?

>>249741
You will forever be alone

>>249708 (OP) 
Not only is op right I actually agree with him

>>249746
That's the same thing from your perspective, retard.

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>>249750
Anon... that's the joke

Thanks bro

this is why alcohol should be illegal it makes people openly act like faggots who forget half the posts are by pablo the wannabe nazi

>>249728
Agreed.

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>>249785
You need a drink .
>>249708 (OP) 
>crap
>gated community
Okay Mr. Rogers.

>>249723
>>249742
So you're religious and think manchild/manchildren is a real insult/thing?  You really think the people you are insulting are the dumb ones? Christcucks man. 
>>249785
I bet this is the same guy, all three are probably the same person. Admint to hating fun because your'e afraid of a sky daddy that's really just your fake and gay jewish influenced tulpa.

>>249789
<durrrrr so ur durr errr hurr [1 million retarded half-baked thoughts]? omfg christchanners...
What? Fucking retard.

>>249788
>>249789
enjoy the bottle all you want but it will give a life time of regrets and you might think I'm a tight ass but I just simply think you should care for yourself more than that
but if you just wanna wallow and be unable to drop it and make a life time of mistakes go ahead

you stupid fags

>>249794
There is no "caring for yourself" when it comes to slave subhuman niggercattle. Their SOLE PURPOSE as niggercattle slaves is to be useless and disposable so that they can easily exterminated for their complete and utter subhumanity. Whether one of the slave subhumans chases pleasure or purpose or a loving God or any other falsehood is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things

>>249797
Your god is an undead jew king tulpa meant to drive you into schizophrenia and to say no to fun itself constantly. If you hate fun so much why not get on antipsychotics to block your dopamine seeing as to how that plus working hard like a good goy slave is how you get to heaven? 
>>249794
>be sober
>fail @ life anyway
>hate self for being dysgenic
Nope! I wanna blame the alcohol instead, kiddo! But no seriously why would you want to live a long shitty unfun life vs a fun faster one? Cuck shit. The jews that tell you to do this are all high on opioids.

>>249801
it's all fun until you have a woman who is pregnant and you are stuck to her since retards voted anti abortion so you either live with her for the rest of your life or get divorced and have another bill in your ongoing life when you already have plenty you don't want

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>>249708 (OP) 
>TL;DR beyond I love you all faggots
You're very kind anon, I love you too.

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>>249802
>laws mattering
>ever
(As if people get sex today) If she does not know your name she'll never get that sweet child support, assuming that anyone even gets impregnated during  "all this fun sex" that's supposed to be happening. Some people try to get preg and cannot for literal months. How much sex do you think losers are getting? People on the bottle are fat, nobody is fucking them anyway. I mean really, if you DID get a child you just might have a reason not to be on the bottle and would try to live to take care of the little bastard, but hey, that's not happening anyway, hence your lonely bottling. Or, you know, hang out with your imaginary friend jesus to cope instead of being actually happier drinking that  sweet drink they call loneliness.

>>249815
>nobody  is fucking them anyway.
in what alternative reality? there's plenty of whales that get fucked and ultimately end up being a broken home.

op is mentally ill. based first 2 replies

>>249816
>fat guys have sex
>women have sex
Only one of these is correct. Hookers are illegal so...
<but you said/typed laws don't matter!
Feminst lives matter. Cis white male lives don't, especially when they are obese alcholics. Some things matter and some things don't. My point being that femnazi laws apply more so no hookers allowed but they will still do abortions, trust me. 
>>249818
If Op is gay then how cum his animu image so heckin cute and valid?

>>249819
>>249819
>Cis white male lives don't
Based, die in a ditch incel.

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>>249708 (OP) 

> It's been a dream of mine for a while to have a real life gated community with like minded cool people like you guys 

me too

> I just want you all to have good lives and I want you to be happy

me too 2x

>>249708 (OP) 
I don't enjoy being on here with you toxic subhumans. I wish I never discovered image boards and stayed an autistic normalfaggot. 

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>>249836
Try visiting a Wal-Mart in the country.

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>Wal-Mart in the country.

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>>249741
>Even online "friendships" in pseudonymous contexts are very dubious, so it would be crazy to treat non-existent anonymous people who wouldn't give a shit if you died your friends.
Which is all true but at the same time, I can't relate to anyone but you guys and can actually be myself here. In real life I always have to put on a face and I'll never reveal anything but trivial information about myself to normalfags. I think that if we did know each other (minus the feds), that we would almost undoubtedly be good friends to each other. In order for you truly to be friends and not mutual acquaintances in real life you have to at your core agree with what that other person believes and have only minor disagreements about things not enough to make you angry at the other person. I refuse to not acknowledge those of you that I can detect as being genuine. This is my tribe and I consider all of you who are not bad actors to be my friends

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>>249785
It'd be better if it was illegal to manufacture at an industrial level instead of being completely illegal so there isn't a repeat of the prohibition era, and drinking alcohol becomes a more involved activity, that'd probably solve a lot of the issues that stem from it being so readily available.
>>249801
Drinking alcohol isn't fun or enjoyable, and I've done it once before. It tastes very unpleasant, hurts to go down, and the effects aren't very interesting. The same thing applies to most mind altering substances, for the most part all they do is make you mentally handicapped and incapable of properly functioning for a window of time which is why most people love doing them so much because they hate having to actually process thoughts or be present in their own minds.
>>249933
>I think that if we did know each other (minus the feds), that we would almost undoubtedly be good friends to each other
I think so too but I still think anonymity is sacred and is probably a significantly contributing factor as to why we "get along" and are able to appreciate "each other". I wouldn't like to actually meet people here in person though or take the "relationship" that much further or unmistakably de-anonymize myself and everyone else because then it would dissolve into a stagnating friend group without the integrity of an IRL friendship. I would like to meet people IRL who are "the type" of people here, but only through organic means otherwise it'd be a compromised experience, not to say you shouldn't try to organically (which should be determined through gut feeling) find these "types" of people through your own personal ways.
>in real life you have to at your core agree with what that other person believes and have only minor disagreements about things not enough to make you angry at the other person
I don't know if it's just me but I'm still able to have fond feelings for people I hate as long as they aren't kikes, or extremely petty, or have completely given up their soul to zog, or anything like that.

>>249948
>Drinking alcohol isn't fun or enjoyable, and I've done it once before. It tastes very unpleasant, hurts to go down,
I drink with very low amounts of alcohol when I actually drink. I drink gatorade cocktails with only a splash of vodka to the point where I can barely taste it. The buzz actually feels really good but any more than that and it makes me feel like shit

>>249955
I guess that's okay then. It should still be illegal like how weed used to be legal in California except you couldn't grow a lot of it or posses more than a certain amount.

>>249933
I agree with you. I fully understand why you think so and considering the condensed userbase that shares similar world views its understandable. And the thing with anonymous imageboards is that you can openly share your thoughts with others without even having to think of who might read it. Sharing whats on someones mind anonymously is a great, as you said there is no point in putting on a face here.
Thanks anon.