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Say that some rebels took over America. Maybe it's fascists, maybe it's communists (lol), doesn't matter. The rebels take over, take a look at the debt the previous regime owes the banks, and just say
>Nah. We're not gonna pay this. Also, if you try to collect or fund rebels, we'll start targeting your shareholders and keep killing you until the funding stops. If it looks like we're every gonna lose power, we'll literally send all our nuclear warheads at your various palatial mansions as our final act, then dump our entire arsenal into the hands of civilians. If you pay another country to attack us, we will literally nuke all the mansions where the president of that state's family are suspected to live. You made a bad investment. Take the L or we will kill your entire extended family.
Like, what would their play be?
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The banks will rally China, Russia, India, whoever to invade and divy up the country and leave a rump state to implement 1800s company town slavery I guess.
>>249269
No country has the logistical means to invade the United States of America. 🇺🇲
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>>249271
This. Itll fracture snd reform or absorb canada and mexico
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>>249271
Invasion is ridiculous. Jews have shown the world how they conquered America without firing a shot or angering the masses completely.
>>249269
Chinks: Do nothing and win
Russia: Can't properly invade their fucking neighbor
India: about to go to war with Pakistan and possibly get nuked
>>249266 (OP) 
forced meme
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>>249269
Very well.
Then as our last act, we will nuke those countries with all the nukes that were not sent at the personal mansions of the bankers and their entire extended family.
Furthermore, even after we are invaded, we just armed the entire population of America with military weapons. Russia cannot even conquer Ukraine. They will not succeed at conquering America.
And also, we will heavily invest in a Mossad-like assassination team whose sole mission is to hunt down every banker and kill him, his family, his pets, his friends, his neighbors, drone strike his house, kill his cook, take the cook's place, poison his food, blow up his tomb stone, pee on his grave...

>>249286
You are not appreciated.
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>>249335
In all seriousness, I don't get why people stop at just killing the banker. Kill his family too. Drone strike his funeral. Drone strike the funerals of the dead family members. Keep drone striking these funerals until no one bothers attending. That's how you know you have won.
Wipe out the entire family, wipe out the records, burn his mansions, cyber attack his bank, drone strike the bank, kill everyone who even visits his bank. Kill his secretary. Kill his chauffeur. Kill his gardeners.
Find the guy who agreed to bury his body in his cemetery and kill him too.

Like, seriously, this is the only way people will ever learn not to do bad things. There must be consequences for evil behavior.
Any and all problems in the world can be solved very easily by Just Doing Things™. The problem is always getting the required amount of people to do it, not that it's too difficult or complicated to do.
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>>249349
What about time travel though?
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>>249388
That's not a "problem".
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