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Imagine getting the Vaporeon plushie but with a fleshlight insert
>>248712 (OP) 
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
>>248712 (OP) 
That wasn't exactly surprising considering their life-size Gardevoir plush.
>>248712 (OP) 
https://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w?si=q3s8RJqPab1B_qxm
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OK guys. Betting pool is open!
How many autists are going to buy these and turn them into sex dolls?
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>>248722
Family Guy is such low brow garbage that if you enjoy it you probably shouldn't reproduce
>>248737
Oh, buddy. At least one.
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>>248739
>Family Guy is such low brow garbage that if you enjoy it you probably shouldn't reproduce
In the words of Peter Griffin, you insist upon yourself.
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>>248740
t. actual retard who can only repeat soundbites from pop culture
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>>248741
It was supposed to be a vague reference to Joseph.
>>227664
>I don't care for Frieren; in the words of Peter Griffin, "it insists upon itself".
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>>248743
So you don't disagree with "actual retard who can only repeat soundbites from pop culture"
>>248743
Nice image for ants. Totally reveals that you ain't a newfig.
>>248737
It would be more pertinent to ask what percentage of people that buy the Eeveeon plushes would not turn them into sex dolls.
There's the image of the Gardevoir plush in pantyhose, for crying out loud.
>>248739
>Family Guy is such low brow garbage that if you enjoy it you probably shouldn't reproduce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fpWFuQfH1E
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>>248756
>It would be more pertinent to ask what percentage of people that buy the Eeveeon plushes would not turn them into sex dolls
Kek
>first gardevoir
>now vaporeon
There is no way in hell they don't know what they're doing.
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>>248761
Question is, who's next?
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>>248765
Maybe Lopunny.
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>>248766
I think they want to cash in on nostalgiafags first. Anything past gen 3 might be pushing it.
>>248765
Lucario
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