>be me
>spiritually a homeless person
>by this i mean not that i don't have a spiritual home, but that on a spiritual level my identity is that of a homeless person
>specifically a gay black homeless trans woman
>living in a tent in my parents back yard
>wake up in the morning to piss
>usually piss on these logs covered with mushrooms
>start calling taking a piss "watering the mushroom"
>early one morning my mom looks outside and sees me walking around in the back yard
>asks me what i'm doing
>tell her i'm just watering the mushroom
>she looks at me like i'm retarded
>mfw