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>be me
>have to ride a coach to another town
>it's a 1 hour ride
>get on and seat in one of the empty seats
>each stop more people get on but nobody seats next to me
>thinking I might just be able to ride alone which is great
>then at the very last stop just before entering the highway the coach stops to let 2 more people on
>a really cute girl who looks around my age and some old guy who looks like he has down syndrome or something
>there are literally 2 seats left
>one a little in front and the one next to me
>old guy gets on first
>please don't seat here please don't seat here please don't seat here pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
>he seats next to me
>a short while after while I'm still seething I see the cute girl is making small talk with the passenger she sat next to
>>247843 (OP) 
Deserved
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>seat
>seat
>seat
ESL
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>>247843 (OP) 
You had to ride a... what?
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>>247844
>>247845
>>247846
here's another one
>my brain decides to remind me of one random bad experience I've had a long time ago
>let's make a thread about it maybe it'll be fun
>misspell some shit or whatever
>get called a fag in three different ways
life is pain
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>>247848
>I was actually being a brown ESL on purpose
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I just shat my pants and have no toilet paper
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>>247858
>the one calling me ESL is some retard who can't even read or understand context
it's the worst type of humiliation
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>walking out of FedEx
>Like an 8/10 coal burner with a niglet walks in blocking the way out
>Look at her, then at niglet
>Niglet looks me in the eye, so I meant it's challenge  but must have looked like something because the niglet got mad
>Look back at whore
>Whore smiles at me
>I must have shown my desire to kill her because she started crying
>Cuckold clerk yelling that I have no right
>Tell him to come here and do something about it
>Whore finally moves after I show a will to hurt the niglet
One of the more shit experience I had, wish I had the set up to get away with murder
>>247870
there there, it's alright, dumb animeposter...
*hits you in the fucking liver*
>>247843 (OP) 
My entire life is an unfortunate experience.
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>>247887
This. There are so many unfortunate experiences every day, I can't remember any
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>>247887
>>247897
The fact you are alive posting means you are blessed IF you guys have that many unfortunate events going around you
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>>247898
Being alive in this realm is itself an unfortunate experience. We are trapped here in our prisons of flesh and blood for a long time, for several lifetimes if you optimize, and you can't escape until you gain the knowledge necessary to leave this realm.
>Be me
>Working plumbing and HVAC
>Call customer, confirm address, drive two hours to the place. Very old sounding man says ok see you there and then.
>comfy listening to audiobook and drink monster
>arrive at house
>knock door, no answer
>make sure it's the right place
>door unlocked
>go in a few feet and announce myself
>no answer
>suddenly, incoherent shouting of old man
>I go to the shouting, ask if he's OK
>dripping wet old man runs at me completely naked with double barrel shotgun
>BANG
>he shoot
>I'm not dead
>WTF man! I just called you!
>He went senile and forgot what happened 2 hours ago
>think I'm tricking him
>shoots at me and misses again
>calls me a pervert with his old junk swinging. I hear the shower is still running.
>I leave the house and go home
>didn't get paid, work day wasted, now I have 30 feet of pipe I don't need
>old guy said he was suing me but probably forgot about it in 30 more minutes
Funny thing is, I have always carried a pistol for self defense since I turned 21, but I didn't even remember I had it while I was being shot at. I was not mentally prepared for my customer to attack me. The only good thing about this was I didn't shit myself.
>>247920
Ah, America!
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>>247920
anon you almost died, it's a miracle you're still here to tell the tale!
>>247920
You got lucky, next time call when you get there
>>247848
It happens anon. i also fuck up my OPs and end up being so embarrassed i abandon thread even before anyone's called me a retard
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>rarely have some very minor muscle twitches/spasms
>only happens when I'm very tired or stressed out
>usually only involves my eyelids or fingers
>but sometimes an arm or a leg or even my whole body does one big jolt when I'm in bed
>one time I'm sleeping on my side
>arms outstretched
>right arm big twitch
>hand naturally forms into a floppy fist and flies into my face
>give myself a black eye
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>1 shot at life
>get placed onto pic related at birth
Life is bullshit.

>>247846
I almost want to say the post was translated from Spanish or something similar first. 'Coche' would mean car and/or bus, but whatever software got used thought OP literally meant an old-fashioned stagecoach.
>>248543
I don't see any problem there. You're getting your shot at life after all.
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>>248544
That's a circumcision table.
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>>248543
>>247846
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coach_(bus)
>A coach (also known as a motorcoach[1] or coach bus[2]) is a type of bus built for longer distance service,[2] in contrast to transit buses that are typically used for shorter journeys within a single metropolitan region. Often used for touring, intercity, and international bus service, coaches are also used for private charter for various purpose.
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>>248545
Oh really? It looks suspiciously similar to the super special vaxx table.
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>>248549
The difference is that you suffer on the circumcision table, while on the super special vaxx table, your suffering finally ends.
>>248543
>1 shot at life
Proof?
>>248546
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coach_(bus)
Well then, I stand corrected, I've never heard someone call it that in English. You learn something new every day.
>>247920
Your mistake was walking in anyway. It could have been niggers robbing him.
Work on your situational awareness Anon. You got lucky.
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>>247920
Oh it's America stories time!
>Leaving restaurant drunk with friend
>Walking towards friend's car in parking lot, nondescript beige sedan
>See some guy looking into car's windows with a flashlight and trying to jimmy the door. 
>"Hey motherfucker, you breaking into my car"?!
>"Mind your own business, It's my shit"
>Guns drawn
>Screaming match
>Finally work out that it's actually the guy's car and not my friends'
>Friend's car is 2 spots away and looks the exact same
There was almost a shootout because two drunk men each thought the other was robbing them.
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>>248602
Just another day in merica
>>248543
You got the message early that you were born into a failed society. Don't let your loss go to waste, use it to help others.
>>247870
>the one calling you an esl is a dumb fakebook frog poster
fify
>>247920
>drinking moster
DESERVED
>>248599
I wasn't lacking situational awareness, the old guy was. Old guy knew I would be there at that very time (if he hadn't been senile). I was already expected to come inside. Normally I wouldn't go further than going into the entrance and announcing myself again but the guy sounded like he needed help when he was shouting.
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>>248840
>there's no way niggers could be here, they aren't on my schedule
Anon...
Are you actually autistic?
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>There's no way niggers could be here he thought
>everything is awesome reverberated through his utility van as his 5 hour energy drink coursed through his thick veins
>with a van you can go anywhere you want
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>>248840
Call. When. You. Get. There. Dude
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>>248847
>>248849
>>248851
Jesus Christ guys. I was SUPPOSED to go in when I arrived. That's nothing unusual.
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>>248873
This is why you get shot at
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