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>>244539 (OP) 
the meat industry
homeless people are free to eat

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>>244539 (OP) 
While it's possible to substitute hand soup and ((( tooth paste ))) with common house hold items, what would you use instead of toilet paper?

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Macrotransactions

>>244548
Bidet, not standalone one but the toiled lid variant or a dedicated shower for ass.

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>>244548
>using toilet paper

>>244551
I see, a fellow enlightened garden shitter.

>>244552
I've got what plants crave.

>>244548
>hand soup

>>244560
What the fuck is going on in that picture?

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>>244564
Nigger tech.

>>244556
lol

>>244556
That one was good

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>>244539 (OP) 
I don't like paying for things I can't touch nor paying for retail but at least you can potentially resale retail if you can touch it and even if not shouldn't we be bitching about rent instead? Planned obsolesence?  The trickle down economy? Money no longer having a silver/gold trade value? Hmm? NO, it's the soap and paper we hatfta bitch about. Are you a green Earther? Next you'll list "using water" as a micro-transaction, of which it is and I"d ironically bitch about that before making this thread an show rain water collectors, of which is also probably as legal as reselling retail but oh well.  
>>244548
>not taking issue with the lack of soap implication
The other two are the weaker links, what with salt for teeth from the ocean and water for the shit, but soap is soap. Are you going to really use lye soap that you made from roadkill goyim? It'll burn yo' ass. 
>>244556
>an idiocracy joke 
Approrpiate for the micro-amygdala thread. 
>>244550
>toilets 
Just wash off afterwards. We are designed to hold shit until it's bathing time and generally that's why we both bathe once or twice  a day and also shit once or twice a day. If I were camping and afraid of the river I'd have picture related to squirt anus.

>>244560
>>244569
Why doesn't he just drink the soup from the rim of the bowl instead of scooping it up with his hand?

>>244917
There is a video of a African nigger carrying a wheelbarrow full of rocks up a ramp, it was one wizchan, and some liberals defended it by saying they were doing it for the luz

>>244939
I was going to ask another deliberately redundant question but then I re-read your post and realized that you wrote wheelbarrow, not wheel barrel. That's some next level niggerdry.
>doing it for the luz
Niggers can't fathom humor that sophisticated.

It will cost you money to turn on your lights. 
It will cost you money to use a plug to begin charging your phone. 
It will cost money to unlock the ability to open your water tap.
It will cost even more money as corporations, for the good of mankind, adapt a way to find ways of improving our lives by adding microtransactions into every bit of our saily lives.

>>249539
バカなっ！