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>>243834 (OP) 
Lol

That's rough. I've dealt with poorly designed interweb page interfaces but mostly with web stores, feedback forms and trivial shit like that.
Cheer up though. "Good morning" is actually proof that you can be polite to customers.

>>243846
just the other day
>try to apply for a position at a guitar center
>ad says send your resume to this email address
>email is wrong since and I get a return receipt saying it doesn't exist
>call the store and explain the situation
>guy gives me another email
>send resume there
>it's still wrong
>literally have to go back and forth with them 2-3 more times because they keep giving me a wrong address
>every time I call different people answer and nobody has any recollection of talking to me like just 2 minutes before even though I'm literally calling the physical store number
>ask one of them "look I'm gonna send it to the address can you just wait and check if you get it?"
>"no I'm not with HR"
>they didn't even call back to hire me
goddamn it was frustrating

lol
Get it together man

Nobody wants to hire anybody for anything except jeets.
Everyone is waiting for everything to end in a big ball of fire.
Just light the fire you pusillanimous puke.

>>243849
No Country for White Men

Lol

All of these corporate chain jobs are a black hole for resumes. Every blue moon they will look at them when they get desperate. You will likely receive a phone call from GameStop in 4 months after you found another job and forgot all about it.

Another thing: apparently online job applications are another victim of constant AI spam. I have no earthly idea what a scammer gets out of AI spamming job apps aside from maybe phishing but the rate of fake applicants means these HR departments are flooded.

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I stopped applying anywhere that doesn't let you just send an email or text. Any company with a custom form is blacklisted. Many of them expect you to create an account and send extremely personal information just to apply, not even to get the job. Also, fuck cover letters or wearing suits to interviews. Here's some advice for you to get a job, OP.

Consider using a staffing service. They send you job offers instead of you having to apply. Once you apply to the staffing service, they'll pitch your qualifications on your behalf and try to get you in to one of their clients. It's typically minimum wage factory/warehouse type jobs with high turnover but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Physical work goes faster, you don't have to pretend to be busy, there's usually 3 shifts so you don't have to 9-5, the standards aren't high, you don't have to see the same people everyday, and it's expected that you'll be working there temporarily.

Go to the BLS website and find out what kinds of jobs are wanted, abundant, growing, and pay well in your area. You can use WIOA or FAFSA to get paid to go to job training. Once you get a cert or a degree, your institution which often works with specialized staffing services can help you get employed.

You can also try doing gig economy type jobs. These kinds of companies hire everyone guaranteed. The problem is that they only offer piecework. There's no guaranteed pay, benefits, or any sort of rights. It's shit but at least you're guaranteed to get in and the schedules are flexible. Examples are ridesharing, food delivery, and streaming.

>>243869
Maybe it's not a scammer but justice considering this resume bullshit for entry level is gay when the interview should matter more. 
>>243834 (OP) 
I accidentally a job myself and yes it was tedious but not as much as trying to get taxes done when you have one of those special PINs to avoid ID theft that you can't turn off. I take forever to do my taxes because of this. Then they won't cash your check and you have to go to amscot and pay a fee or three! Enjoy the four hour bus riding!

>>243834 (OP) 
Did you know that HR rarely reads resumes?
We just print them all out, wrap them in eachother, then roll them into a ball until they resemble something like a cabbage
Now the next is to stuff it some interns ass, and we usually pick ours carefully and I mean CAREFULLY
Wichever one makes it closest to the litter basket from there after the  usual process involved gets hired

>>243834 (OP) 
lol I feel bad for you man.

>>243834 (OP) 
I feel like this every day I wake up in the morning.
The struggle is real, dude.

>walk in
>let me talk to manager
>i will work for you 
>i can work to-day
<sir a resume
>i am right here. i can work as soon as right now.
At this point they'll probably give you a sheet of paper to fill out and you fill it out there and hand it to the boss. maybe he says
<have to do online application i know its gay
>okay are you working tomorrow
<yes/no but frank is and he's actually my boss
>i will be here tomorrow
<welllll blah blah blah
>then i will be here the day after. you need workers. i need work. 
And follow through. Look the faggot dead in his gay little eyes and talk straight. Lighten up if it's getting too tense, but still be direct and not rude. 
Alternatively, 
>rejoice and be glad
>the spring time has come
>throw down the shovel
>go on the bum 
You'll figure it out teenbro.

Always wondered if it were possible to live on the streets without begging for money and just catching and eating to rats and people's pets or maybe like farming just enough for myself in the woods, but with my PC I don't know what Id do for entertainment

>>244127
I will do this monday and I'll let you know how it goes, but I'll bring a paper copy of my resume too

Some places simply don't have jobs. It's not enough to be employable. Having credentials, job experience, and a degree isn't going to make the economy any less broken or the government less corrupt. For many of us, moving is the only choice if we want to get out of the ghetto.

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>>244205
update on this
>go there
>wait in line for 2 cougars getting credit for some online service I'm assuming for their bratty snot nosed zoomer sons or something
>guy at the counter is some 40+ goblin with visible hair thinning who gives "I jacks off to my little pony and erp with minors on discord" vibes
>"hello, how can I help you?"
>stare at him for about 3 seconds realizing he's a mirror into the future of my own self
>"uhhhhh yeah I saw an ad online that said that this shop "urgently" needed staff, well here I am"
>"yeah I don't know about the urgence of it but there is a position open for this location, you're going to have to go through the online application blah blah blah blah blah"
>remember my training
>"yes, I already did all that, I was hoping we could speed up the process, that's why I'm here"
>"unfortunately, HR and online applications have priority over resumes and applications delivered in person blah blah blah"
>move onto phase 2
>"cmon man you could be my brother, can't you do anything for me?"
>"unfortunately, I can't, if you want you can leave your application but my manager is the one that blah blahblah"
>keyword 'manager' detected, deploying appropriate response
>"may I speak to your manager?"
>"it's really just me working here but if you want I can get your application and I can blah blah blah blah blah"
>"uhh ok I guess"
>hand over my crumpled resume
>"all right so did you sign it already?no well I'm gonna need you to sign it and... oh you don't have a picture on it? sorry but I can't take it, HR requires them to have pictures, they discard those without automatically. did you put a picture on your online application?"
>"no..."
>"then you best go apply again and add a picture of yourself otherwise you have no chances"
>"oh ok..."
>"well if you need anything else I'll be right here!"
>"yeah thanks bro, bye"
>give him a shake and fuck off
>get home take a gay ass picture of myself with my phone and attach it to my resume
>go to their website again
>fill in details
>hit go
>we sent you a confirmation email blah blah 
>I'm wiser now
>open it the link through microsoft edge, no chance good goy microdick browser doesn't work
>"this link has expired"
>I'm about to fucking explode and chuck multiple things out the window in a fit of tard caveman rage
>u got mail
>thank you for applying for the sales associate position at gamestop etc
>????????????????????
literally 3 times I apply and not once was the process the same and I'm left wondering if they ever got my resume at all fuck why does it have to be so hard I just want a stupid fucking job goddamn fuck fucking shit

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>>243834 (OP) 
>adventures in retardation and why I will die alone as a hobo
Oh man. Story of my life.