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>>243426 (OP) 
>sperg
No, you're an ass.

>>243428
elaborate

>>243430
I have an idea. Figure out what I meant yourself.

>>243426 (OP) 
>White collar jobs
<Self congratulating faggots who sit and gossip all day
>Blue collar jobs
<Drug addicts and alcoholics who half-ass everything so they can watch tiktok.
>Service jobs
<Literal niggers

80% of jobs are absolutely unnecessary and only exist to keep the goycattle busy.

>>243432
80 percent of us should be farmers but you don't want that either, to make your own food, of which is why we deserve Communism.

>>243432
majority of the populace are also useless

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>>243433
>80 percent of us should be farmers
100 percent of you should not be pulling statistics out of your ass.

>>243449
Sweetie plz. Before fake jobs were here we were exactly like that, the vast majority were farmers. It's why most never learned to read nor write. It's not warranted for anyone to be a farmer that's got an IQ about 75ish. Read up on the middle ages if you don't agree.

*an IQ above 75ish rather

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Most jobs are indeed bullshit and revolve around pretending to be busy in order to be allowed to not be homeless a little longer. It's demoralizing as fuck to know you can get fired at any time and there's nothing for you to do. Be as independent from jobs as possible. Focus on lowering your expenses instead of just increasing income. Own a home instead of paying mortgage or rent. Grow food. Share living area instead of living alone.

>>243457
>Share living area instead of living alone.
That's the biggest one for me. If people weren't so insufferable to live with, 3 adults could afford a 5 bedroom house better than one person could afford a 2 bedroom.

>>243432
><Self congratulating faggots who sit and gossip all day
Unironically this. If you're at your computer and spend your downtime attempting to learn something useful to your job instead of talking you're an exemplary employee at most jobs. It's astounding. Being unable to socialize has handicapped my ((( networking ))) and ((( interviewing ))) skills but it makes everything so much easier when you actually get a job.

>>243457
>>243459
>just live with others
Codepency is only "fun" when it's the relatives you hate. Min wage can't save up to buy a home in a sane amount of time also. Not where I live. I'm saving to buy land and hope it's not a flood zone or something so I can farm some vegies and finally get some peace from cops, customers, relatives, and read a book instead. There will be a fence made with the trees that come with it. Cross it/me and die. It's all I can do to not shoot a nigger/wigger/spic/redneck over their music as it is while living with the faggot parents that own nothing and are  unironcially happy. I'm sure bums and cops will bother me anyway so I've not gone and done it. I have the money right now. 1.5k, 3k, I can generate that and these lands are so cheap. I could an acre a year until they are all mine but that one faggot would be there in my checkboard fucking my privacy's shit up.

*checkerboard

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>>243457
They are in fact pointless and serve no purpose beyond sustaining this current dystopian hellscape with variance in how much actual work is being accomplished... but some of those jobs are really cool anyways and I want to do them because of that reason alone.
>>243469
bro think he luke smith

>>243484
I'll be Luke Skywalker if I have to to get away from the normalfags. I'd prefer a dome on the moon or a spacestation so as to actually be free from the faggotry. A submarine might cost more than a missile launch with a dome kit so I'm not sure which route I'd take, I just know it'd be out of my price range unless I use the force to convince people to "gofundme" my way the fuck out of here, preferablly at near light speed so no time goes by as I exit the place. Frozen and at peace with a single mantear rolling down my face. 

Literally who also?

>>243536 (me)
I mean, Captian Nemo mode would be practically space tier a project with how expensive things are....I don't want to be caught in airspace but sneaky war subs would  attack me as well, or worse imprison me for being at the wrong place at the wrong time. So land obviously is the only option event though it's not what I'd prefer. An aeroponic garden in some expensive pod is what I'd prefer, or dome, or sub, etc, far far away.

>>243484
man fuck flipping burgers, deep sea wielding (500m or more) sounds like my sort of thing!
where do i start?

>>249061
1. Learn to weld.
2. Learn to dive.
3. Send out applications.
It doesn't sound like a bad job. It's better than being harassed by jeets and liberals at an office. The problem is that it requires living near water and it's probably niche and inconsistent work. The types that do it probably spend more time welding on the surface than underwater.

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>>243426 (OP) 
Why do you care seriously?  why are you even working a job in the first place you're not going after women are you or is it simply to pay the bills? otherwise fucking not worth it finding a woman that you find attractive and has similar interests seems impossible.
>be a faggot
lmao

>You have a job?
>WIMMIN BAD
Every thread with this shit.

>>243462
The "handicap" is a pretty big deal as it prevents you from being promoted in most organizations while the asslicking faggots who are terrible at their job and terrible people get ahead.

>>249067
Cry more baby because it ain't ever gonna change. The only reason a man has an excuse for a job is to buy his weeb shit if he can get away without a job to live.
>pretty or cute
<ah who gives a fuck she won't even cook and essentially wants you to  be her daddy
>she plays video games
<shes a whore
Welcome to reality.  choices suck and if you say a word of that to women you're labeled as a sexist pig.

how the hell can a chronic schizophrenic get a job in this current market?

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>>249070
thats the neat part, ya dont

The trade-shilling agents are at it again.
>>249063
>1. Learn to weld.
Years at a trade school, that he probably can't afford to spend, and he'll still be stuck in the "x years of experience required" trap.
>2. Learn to dive.
Which you definitely can't learn at a trade school, and you'll have to spend money out of your own pocket to learn.
>>249070
>>249071
https://tinychan.net/topic/47286
Uncle Remus is here to help.
If you genuinely suffer from schizophenia, get a diagnosis on paper.

>>249074
>Years at a trade school,
Trade school for welding is dumb. Get a helper job and they will train you to weld.

>>243426 (OP) 
Listen retard: Stop giving a fuck. Don't treat the weekly meeting as you being forced to participate in something retarded. Zone out and relax and contemplate bringing donuts and coffee. This will make you a cool guy, then you branch out into pastries and small sandwiches until you have converted retarded morning meeting into eating breakfast and relaxing on company time. The conversation is totally fucking vapid so stop caring and just relax. Looking for meaningful intellectual stimulation at a vapid company meeting is a recipe for mental anguish, so stop doing that.

>>243453
>if you had land you grew anything in on the side, you're a farmer 
no.

>>249126
This. If anything OP, you are the one fucking up. The normalfags are treating it like the joke it is while you seem to think it's some grand forum for important ideas to make your slavemasters more money.
The system is not run for your benefit. Make it suffer by doing as little work as possible.

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Learn a trade, don't smoke weed even though Nick does, Christ is King, give me money, don't eat anything the day before I sodomize you, give me money. Based.

>>249172
https://edramatica.com/Sam_Hyde
Yeah, I knew some paypig cocksucker like you would eventually show up, with how much that faggot shills trades despite never doing anything like that himself.

>>249173
>refers to a tranny as "she"
ED... has fallen...

>>249173
We have an incoming superchat of elevendy– uh, ele–er, one hundred and ten I'm not sure what that currency sign is, from Javier Kekistani Fuhrer: Sam, when is MDE2 going to be released. Also I never met my real dad, so could you be mine? Please let me sit in the front seat with you in one of your big trucks when we finally organize the crusade to save the West. Christ is King WWWWW I'm not reading all of those.

>>249172
Office jobs might cost you your mental health but a trade'll cost you your physical health if you're not careful.