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>>239958 (OP) 
The only tv shows I ever saw that were good was GOT seasons 1-4 and Breaking Bad. Better Call Saul was ok. Literally everything else is shit.

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I did not "get" this. I cannot even say if it was shit because I just plain did not understand the appeal. I guess that means it was shit but it did not seem shit. It did not seem enjoyable either. Weird series.

>>239958 (OP) 
kys thread hidden

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why are you so obsessed with triva about movies such as
>the director
>the producer
>whether it happens to be politically correct or it was forced by some fag
maybe you should touch grass and eat a doughnut

>>239992
sage negated

I can't understand how people like the new Battlestar Galactica. The old one was vastly superior in every way. 
As for Twin Peaks, it's naturally a weird series due to Lynch's influence, but it's basically a soap opera that flipped a lot of TV cliches on their heads.

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>It was kikeshit.

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>>239958 (OP) 
I'm up to season 3 now, I'm enjoying it for the most part, but it does have issues with its writing. But yeah you're right, the mini series is a lot better, then the quality dips. With you saying it's kikeshit, there's a bit of a feminist angle to the series, and you have a somewhat racially diverse cast, but at least it's not shoving it down your throat in a toxic way, could be a lot worse.

>>239966
The shows quality in season 2 dips immensely from lynch leaving, he got pissed at the studio execs forcing him to reveal who the killer was earlier on at the end of season 1. I regret watching it anyway though, due to the fact it has a tranny shoved into it.

>>239965
The Game of Thrones ending was so bad that I don't want to ever re watch it ever again, in fact it's really given me the idea not to touch any piece of media a creator hasn't been bothered to finish in at least 10 years (Although lord of the rings took 12) Also...
>Breaking Bad
>Good
I've re watched it three times, as much as I loved it, it's far more subversive than I could've imagined.
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>>240046
I wanna check out the original battlestar galactica after I finished the reboot, the effects look waaay better.

In the end, probably the only good, non subversive, live action TV show out there is MDEs world peace. With movies It's a lot less worse.

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It was pretty shit but i liked the gore effects

>>240412
Vapid kike gore porn.

>>240412
I've only seen the third one but if you like that type of movie it was probably pretty good, not really my thing though.

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>>240024
Being on a ketogenic diet this is the one thing I truly miss. Deep fried bread with glazed sugar on top and sometimes with raspberry filling. It definitely is something effeminate to eat despite being so good so that's why if I ever have sons I'll make sure to teach them that sweets are for girls

>>240432
You will never reproduce.

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Severance. You seen it? A friend of mine absolutely jizzes himself about it. I watched it and hated it - it's about some dystopian tech company that has their workers undergo brain implants so that their work life and personal lives are separate and each life is not aware of the other.
The company is definitely evil in the way they treat their employees but what exactly they do is shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that I'm pretty certain the writers themselves haven't figured it out. It's another Westworld where they dragged it out so long that it frustrated everyone and everyone figured out there was no deeper mystery; the writers were just winging it. It's miserable and gay.

>>240598
It looked boring and I always think about the actor in that attached image getting punched in the face and cucked by John C. Reilly.

>>240598
>A friend of mine absolutely jizzes himself about it.
You mean someone who you can hardly relate to? I've got the same

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Captain America: The First Avenger
I enjoyed this movie when I watched it. The scene where the Cap is entertaining the troops in Europe and failing was really clever. However, something about this movie has always bothered me and I recently figured out what it was:
Early in the movie, there's a scene where U.S. Army officer Tommy Lee or whoever throws what is supposedly a LIVE HAND GRENADE at the super soldier candidates. Just like that, not even pretending that he was mishandling the grenade or anything. And what does the hero do? He throws himself over the grenade in an act of self sacrifice. And guess what? It wasn't a real grenade! This is supposed to show that the guy is selfless and therefore the best possible Captain America. But the scene doesn't work because I just want to punch the officer fuckface and nobody calls out his bullshit. Imagine if he had just tossed an actual fucking live grenade there, endangering everyone? It would have been better if Cap had said "I think you need a refresher course on grenade handling, sir" or "Fuck you, sir" afterwards.

tl;dr; there's a scene in Captain America that kind of makes sense but it's disgusting the more you think about it.

>>239958 (OP) 
Hey kikeshit poster. Seen any anime recently?

>>240686
cuckime?

>>240678
You're absolutely right about that scene being retarded, but did you really expect anything better? Marvel movies are for children and adult children.

>>240037
The poster above your negated it, retard. 
>>240046
>the original wherein the evil robot is named literally satan
The OP is retarded for not calling that one kikeshit. Ancient Egypt is even in it, or at least it's art, and they were sued by Star Wars for stealing their ideas on top of ti. It was the ultimate kike-shit. Of all operatic space operas Battlestar Galactica 2003/4 and Ds9 are the only ones worth remembering. Complaing about something else. The only reason OP posts this thread is to piss people off. Wanna know how I know? His title. He makes sure even if you hide it you are still reminded that he is bashing shows without any real reason just because they are popular without giving any reason as to why.

Low IQ retards like OP are why Caprica was canceld and other shows like it that were operatic to the point of blue screening the retard.

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>>240598
>Severance. You seen it?
No and i dont plan to since its kikeshit.
>>240686
I watched 7th prince a few months ago. Shotame (anime). I mostly read manga. I think i have around 1000 or so manga that im currently reading on mihon (tachiyomi). I plan on doing alot more movie and anime reviews once i move out of my moms apartment in about 2 months or so. Probably as much as i used to do in my other review threads.

>>240782
>I mostly read manga. I think i have around 1000 or so manga that im currently reading on mihon (tachiyomi).
How about naming a few of them?
>I plan on doing alot more movie and anime reviews once i move out of my moms apartment in about 2 months or so. Probably as much as i used to do in my other review threads.
I fail to see how living in your moms apartment prevents you from watching movies and anime.

>>240811
>How about naming a few of them?
Theres too many to name. Most of it is just garbage isekai
>I fail to see how living in your moms apartment prevents you from watching movies and anime.
The surroundings are too loud. I cant experience media well that way. It needs to be quiet for the optimal experience

>>240820
Wait until mom goes to sleep?

>>240825
I live in a ghetto. The apartment itself is a problem.

>>239958 (OP) 
The fucking episode I just watched of this shit...
>The Battlestar faggots capture some cylons with a disease
>They take one of the black cylons for interrogation in chains and with a catch pole/man catcher, trying to represent an image of an african slave
>They find out from him that if they kill them near a cylon ship, his conscious will download onto it with the virus, infecting all the other cylons and wiping them all out
>A white man who's in a relationship with an asian cylon says this would be genocide, as the white president, and white commander and white officer of the ship agree to carry out this plan
>he tells his asian cylon girlfriend they're trying to wipe out their race and goes to put a stop to it
>The whole episode is making references and connections with european enslavement and genocide of non whites
You were right, It's kike shit. FUCK THIS!

>>240412
I thought it was solid. The practical effects are excellent. I like the mime, including the goofy bits that he does. Best part of the series I think was in the first one where the crazy homeless lady with the doll starts snuggling him and then the next scene he's wearing her tits. 
2 and 3 were ok but too plot-y.

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>starts kind of slow
>monster appears to be metaphor for trauma and/or sexual abuse
>pretty creepy
>good atmosphere
>above average acting
>turns out to be a pretty standard monster movie
>below average cgi
It had potential but it's mediocre.

>>241029
>monster is a metaphor
I'm tired of hearing this shit. It reeks of
>30-something woman or soyboi who took a college course on psychology once.

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>>239958 (OP) 

>>241035
gunga ginga

>>241025
>I think was in the first one where the crazy homeless lady with the doll starts snuggling him and then the next scene he's wearing her tits
I didnt even notice that. I thought he was just wearing prosthetic tits

>>240763 (me)
>grrr quit cheating on me Starbuck! *gasses him/them during sex*
>when he lays two women at once he literally runs away 
Cuck shit just like anime where  failing to get laid and or attacked for wanting to get laid is le funni. Shit's lame but I get that you autistics can't stand Starbuck being a woman (and a slut) and that's why you really can't into the TV show. And Guise (not that that's how it's spelled) is such a dumb ass in the original show I was embarrassed for him. I had to stop watching because they even acted like they killed him off and I got bored. 
>>240956
Earbuds with rain roaring. 
>>240825
That's when the jazz music starts I'm sure.

>>241047
>just like anime where  failing to get laid and or attacked for wanting to get laid is le funni.
Where the fuck does this happen?

>>240432
> if I ever have sons
Don't kid yourself, you'll never breed.

>>241119
Post your own wife and kids then, Mr Supposed Breeder.

>>241100
All the time. Fanservice is always  teasing and even before anime they had this culture of this sort of thing, where a samarai was getting beaten by some girl he was fawning over or somehting like that. You just don't see it due to cognitive bias. You watch some drama like the supposed kike shit and you don't like it, female starbucks crying and being slutty and the men actually getting laid in general. This makes you uncomfortable because it is too 'real', too realistic. The anime never goes all the way and you get off on feelings that are totally unrealistic, like 'manning up to move that entire mountain' or face off against a whole army yourself sort of unrealistic. You get off emtionally on ridiculous sht ilike falling over backwards or shit like a wierd animu gril would do, be it osaka or otherwise becaue you think you are weird and should feel for thie wierd girl. This makes you what, nigger cattle that is preyed upon if you pay for such slop.

And starbuck being 'attacked' for being a scoundral resonates with that sort of fake emotion immature animu lovers like so much. It's not in the same... solar system... as something like a live action space opera.

*I mean starbuck as a male is a scoundral and the first show is such shit that my brain sees it indeed as the autisms OP would, liker of anime. I like it too, but being so distanced from reality is cringey if you act like every 3d movie you see is 'well kike shit, it didn't do autistic shit all day" and the first is fucking autisms. Like those flying motorcycles in that sequel. DUDE

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Pretty good sword & sorcery. I really love rotoscoping in fantasy animation and have hardly seen it since the 80s. Reminds me a little bit of Heavy Metal and a little bit of Fire and Ice. Definitely recommend for western fantasyfags.

>>241141
>All the time.
Just because it happened in your head doesn't mean that it happened IRL.
>where a samarai was getting beaten by some girl he was fawning over or somehting like that.
When the fuck did that happen?
>You just don't see it due to cognitive bias.
<I'm not going to explain myself.
Okay, then into the trash that retarded claim goes. That could also be applied to your claim.
>you get off on feelings that are totally unrealistic, like 'manning up to move that entire mountain' or face off against a whole army yourself sort of unrealistic.
Said anime are usually not realistic to begin with.
Is realism required for you to enjoy things?
>You get off emtionally on ridiculous sht ilike falling over backwards
Falling over is ridiculous?
>you pay for such slop
Hardly anyone pays for anime, I certainly don't. Those who pay for streaming services like Crunchyroll with the justification that they're "giving money to what they like" don't realize that they're only lining Crunchyrolls pockets and not mangakas/producers etc pockets.

>>241734
>when did it happen
A black and white live action film. Can't find it's source though. And yes they are teased and cucked constantly. I'm not about to be forced to watch anime for hours to cherry pick each moment it happens. Any time anime is brought up it's new anime so I know it's shilled.

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it was kikeshit

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>>243832
What's wrong with lesbians?

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>>243920
It's only bad in a feminist context, but if you, say, had a harem, wouldn't it be hot if your wives had some fun between themselves too?
And of course, it's harmless in fiction UNLESS it's to push a narrative... but sadly that's how it always is in the west so we can only trust Japanese yuri media (not all of it, there is some subversive shit coming from Japan too).

>>243923
>but if you, say, had a harem, wouldn't it be hot if your wives had some fun between themselves too?
That would make you a cuck

>>243946
Only if you have very little self-worth and feel threatened by your own wives, and/or they refuse having sex with you.

>>243948
>your wife cucking you is not cucked actually

>>244049
Ignore him, he's the same cuck poster from the 2hu thread. Subversive element.

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This show is fucking BAD. I just got done rewatching Seinfeld before beginning a rewatch of this and it feels 20 times more jewish than the show that's literally about jews (and the dialogue on Seinfeld is often funny unlike this trash). This and Sopranos aired around the same time. The cast is slightly too White, but otherwise this slop would better fit in with the dogshit they produce these days.

>>244061
Didnt even bother watching it since one of the main characters is a fag

>>244062
That might be the biggest reason the show sucks. Hard to say as it's pretty shit in several other ways.

>>244058
And you know that how?
>subversive element
Not as much as you are by spreading fear, uncertainty, and doubt.

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>Niggatron
>Bumblesheeeeeeit
>the really friendly guy is actually the bad guy, a false savior, betcha didn't see that coming from a mile away
>hardass girlboss talks down to Optimus Prime
>hardass girlboss talks down to Optimus Prime
>hardass girlboss talks down to Optimus Prime
>hardass girlboss intimidates what will become the Decipticons into following Optimus Prime as leader of the rescue mission
>hardass girlboss talks down to Optimus Prime
le joop (jew poop)

>>246591
Watch anime.

>>240598
The guy on the cover looks annoying.

>>240598
>"a friend"
>not even at least "my only friend"
>the "it was kikeshit" poster has friends
Not surprised you're a normalfaggot. You hated battlestar galatica after all of which negates  your ever having nerd status. Stop spamming and actually post what you liked already. Oh right you don't like things. Is that why you're on this imageboard? You hate your normalfaggots and their lives and are here to bitch about the future you chose? You don't have abnormal taste yet hate your normalfaggot life. Make a fourth thread already you fucken loser.

>>246692
So he can say "it was kikeshit"? What's stupid is that this thread is free advertising for shit somebody hates. He's stupid so he'll just watch popular shit then complain that it was essentially gay but call it 'kikeshit' because hurr and also durr.

>>250505
Reading comprehension. He was asking me (OP) if i had seen it. You can look forward to a dozen more reviews in the upcoming weeks since i have my own place now.

>>250515
>not only do I have friends but I have my own place :^)
Total normalnegro. Look up Sturgeon's Law and ponder (your existence).  

And you, the OP, did indeed shit on Galactica, why would you assume I didn't know that it was you? Projecting retard. Of course I know it's (You).  kys 

>>250515
And before you say it's not (You) only (You) post in this thread to keep it bumped. Nobody else likes it and you cannot prove otherwise. Due to Sturgeon's law most of your posts are shit. They are "kikeshit".

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< It's kikeshit
Have you tried watching less garbage? 

Here's something tolerable featuring excellent stunt work by Kane Hodder. Its a simple horror story about a bunch of morons booking a swamp with a total amateur that gets them stranded on a "haunted" part of the swamps that is inhabited by a cripple everyone thinks is dead. Good gore effects, good atmosphere, well sold horror, meh story and passable acting. 7 beheaded thot's out of 10.

>>243832
It was also one of the best meta movies about Capeshit.

>@ nobody
>have "you" seen it
You can mean the observer of such a question/texst of which includes more than OP of which means it could have been the OP asking 'if you saw it' thus my reading comprehension is actually fine. 

>>250519
He likes it or he'd not watch it. He's just being a fucking nigger.

and yes I will sage bomb your thread if I feel like it as generals are cancer and this is just further proof

>>250521
It’s not a general though, it’s an unambiguous topic with a precise objective.

>having to hide a thread three times
<it's not a general bro

>>250507
You've got to be retarded or new to think I'm the real kikeshit poster. In past threads we poked fun at him by creating variations of his catchprase. My review of Transformers One is partially serious and partially tongue-in-cheek. It should've been extra obvious by my use of "le" (reddit). OP is the majority contributor to his threads BUT there are a few anons like me who post reviews on occasion for fun.

>>250521
You are unbelievably butthurt over fucking nothing.

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I watched The Holy Mountain yesterday. Might be the weirdest movie I’ve ever seen. Jesus freebases shit and it turns to gold.

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>>250519
Does the plot of the book match up to the movie? I remember hearing about it in 5th or 6th grade.

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Genuinely terrible movie. Only watched for that rules of nation webm

>>257367
Forgot to mention that it was kikeshit

Movies?

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I didnt like it

>>260270
This is not a review, none of your posts are reviews, they are worthless posts that can be summarized as "yes" or "no" and have no value to anyone whatsoever.

You just got downvoted.

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>>260281
My thoughts on movies help other people decide whether to watch a movie or not

>>260270
it was kikeshit. Had to change my review since the use of AI art. I suspected it but i was not sure. It seems to be confirmed that they used AI art.

I need to know more of which movies are kike shit or not.

>>264280
>bumping this thread
If it was in English it was kikeshit. It's why everyone hated thread number one. The watcher probably likes deep philosphical French movies and  pretty shallow anime because his taste is 'that good'. Of course nobody ever lists what they do like when bitching because lol anime has shitty dialog and French movies are boring.Then again he's too busy watching shit he knows he'll hate to bother to attempt to have fun. Gods forbid he goes without insulting shit someone might like in the middle of nowhere. Don't you know watching anime in English dub makes it kikeshit? It's just 'this triggered my autism' the thread but it's allowed for three times (aka a 'forever general') because he insulted the kikes at the same time (illogically). 
>>260301
Xir this is not reddit.

>>264295
This threads reminds me of a better time on this board and I find comfort in it's presence. I disagree with the assertion that just because you like something that someone else dislikes it means that the other person is being obnoxious or purity spiraling. Most things actually do suck and we should have higher standards while also religiously gatekeeping things that are of true value.

>>264302
Ah yes, a better time where every thread was totally about the things we hate and everything was a general too!

Squid Game 3, kikeshit.

>>266721
Anime. Watch one.

>>266723
I'm already overwhelmed by how many I'm watching. Got like a couple dozen at various stages of completion. Squid Game 3 just came out and I wanted to be able to shitpost about it on tv.

>>266721
Why the fuck would you even watch that?

>>269163
I like stuff like Battle Royale (2000) and season 2 just abruptly ends so I wanted to see where it would go. One of the women gave birth and dies later, protagonist protects her baby to the very end and then he sacrifices himself so the baby can win the game. The game organizer gives the protagonist's winnings from the previous game to the protagonist's daughter who lives in Commiefornia with her mother and stepdad. Season 4 hinted to be set in US because some uncanny blonde bitch is seen recruiting homeless people at the very end.

>>264280
Coming soon... I just have to find a good place to consume movies

>>266721
Why did you say season 3? Season 1 was already kikeshit. This is why i never watched it.

>>266721
No, it was gookshit.

>>239958 (OP) 
I hate that spic actor in the middle of that image like you wouldn't believe.

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I watched Easy Rider. It was as you might imagine. They are both killed at the end which was enjoyable. Rednecks beat Jack Nicholson to death with bats. Everything else is awful.

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Early Coen brother movie. Kind of par for the course with them, solid but not among my favorites of theirs.

>>276702
Supposed to be their best movie. Whats your favorite Coen movie?

>>275953
If Lee is white then does that mean he's 'adopted'?

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It was kikeshit. Only managed to get through 1 episode and a few minutes of the second episode. Its kike propaganda. Basically he wants to shut down hentai island because his sister is a dyke and some stupid shit shit about her "identity". It immediately threw me off. My kikeshit radar went fucking wild. It turns out that in the visual novels, the sequel there is literal tranny propaganda. My kikeshit radar is fucking flawless.

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Oh this waste of oxygen and data again.

>>276759
You can look forward to more of my reviews soon. Im planning on going on a movie binge when i get my new headphones

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>>276757
Qruppo is widely known for making the Japanese version of DDLC-like subversive ironic weeb slop.

>>276757
>HE actually watched the nut tashi shack

Do another.

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It was the most self-indulgent shit I’ve ever seen. Women shouldn’t be allowed to vote

>>280580
Soon.

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I heard this referred to as a hidden classic so I checked out. What a fucking atrocious pile of nigger shit, I'm actually angry that I was made to watch this trash. This is what a 12 year old who has never seen gore or psychedelic drugs on the screen before thinks is the best thing ever just because it has gore and drugs.

>>280810
I already watched it myself. Since you didnt mention it i'll do it myself. Its kikeshit

>>280810
Oh you're gonna love the Stallone version then!
YOU BETRAYED THE LAHHHH
RWAAAAAHH

>>280811
>Its kikeshit
No fucking shit. Everything is run by women, there's literally a scene about big nigger fucking a petite white woman while she screams in pleasure, and tediously long scenes glorifying the idea of being high on psychedelic drugs.

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Tried to watch Guns Akimbo. It was kikeshit. Only 5 minutes into the movie.

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It was kikeshit

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Branded (2012)
This american/russian made movie is about a guy performing the red cow ritual sacrifice. I rate this movie positively, because it depicts the nature of brand consumption.

>>285147
it has a low rating on imdb

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Someone once said Danny Glover wears "slave pants" in Predator 2 and I've never stopped laughing at it

>>285147
What a great way to say, "my opinion on movies can be safely disregarded."

>>285490
its not a movie its scripture
end thyme prophecy whore of babylon riding the trump with qrcode mark of the beast rapture revelation word government globalist satanic antichrist drinking adrenochrome underneath whitehouse 
repent

>>241728
>tits
Cuming OOOOOHHHHH

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it was kikeshit. They beat up nazi surfers at some point early on in the movie and thats where i quit watching. At first i just thought they called them nazis for some other reason but no it turns out that nazi surfers are apparently a thing in the movie. Kikes and their gay little fantasies

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not bad

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>>240956
You too huh?
I live near and work with them unfortunately. My eyes, ears and nose has to endure such a "diverse" culture.

>>286523
I've tried to change apartments multiple times expecting things to change and time and time again i run into them. Even got a corner top floor apartment and its basically unlivable because of the people next door and even the ones downstairs

>>286534
You ever heard the saying."Things will get worse before It gets better"?

>>286538
That's bullshit, and you know it.

>>286540
What do you believe?

>>286541
The loch ness monster exists inside your mother

Not a movie or television program, but Crossed seems like it was conceived by a jew or reddit mod. Saying this as someone who think christfaggotry is lame. Herpaderp ackychually the nun character is the zombie leader and she does more rape and murder than anyone else and she's also naked all the time and all zombies have a crucifix-shaped scar on their faces. I'm 14 and this is deep.

>>286538
Yeah and its phony shit

>>286538
What about when life has been like this for years? When does it get better? When do i become rich so i can buy a house? Even just a bank loan to buy a house. When? I'd rather be in debt than live around noise

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>>286858
i changed my mind, its more of a horror than a comedy

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Good goys

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shitty movie. waste of time

>>276780
>Qruppo is widely known for making the Japanese version of DDLC-like subversive ironic weeb slop.
Make a new thread explaining this, NOW!

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didnt like it

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i laughed a few times

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it was kikeshit

>>239966
It'll never stop amusing me how this show attracts confused men and women to the identically named Twin Peaks restaurant where the women are all scantily clad.

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it was kikeshit. Also some stupid bitch wearing a feminist pin on her shirt.

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>>287260
This is not a review, it tells me nothing at all about the movie other that some retard doesn't like it. This is can barely pass as an unsolicited opinion nobody cares about, a drop of piss in the ocean, a dog squeak in the void. You're kikeshit, 0 stars, wouldn't recommend. Go back to cuckchan with your ADHD takes.

>>287267
Its called a low effort review. I dont call every movie kikeshit. I will however call out evil when i see it. You may not like it when a man is truthful but that is who i am.

Part 1: https://archive.is/7e5KU
Part 2: https://archive.is/QOdf4

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it was kikeshit

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What's the purpose of watching random modern hollywoodslop and say "it was kikeshit" every time?
Also are you the same guy behind that thread where you watch anime "critically acclaimed" by westoid normalfags and say "it was emo shit"?

>>287557
>What's the purpose of watching random modern hollywoodslop and say "it was kikeshit" every time?
The purpose is to have fun.
>Also are you the same guy behind that thread where you watch anime "critically acclaimed" by westoid normalfags and say "it was emo shit"?
No.

>>287560
>The purpose is to have fun.
So it's no different from normalfags who mindlessly consume the latest degenerate Netflix slop, but with a layer of "irony"/"self-awareness"? Why not choose more integral entertainment you know is NOT kikeshit?

>>287565
I am not purposely watching movies that are kikeshit. Im watching movies which has interested me in some way and some of them turn out to be kikeshit. If i know beforehand that its kikeshit then i wont watch it

>>287553
I mean, the main character and his two sidekicks look like a literal kike and two hapas ready to run over their friends.

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i didnt like it

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Tried watching it a couple of years back and i hated it. Watched it again and it was alright. I don't understand why i hated it in the first place

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not bad

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>>288601
Yeah it was fun

>>287553
I kinda liked it.

>>288601
Underwhelming.

>>287553
This is like a watered down version of the Taxi movies. Taxi 2 yielded some laughs.

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>>287588
This is not a review, it tells me nothing at all about the movie other that some retard doesn't like it. This is can barely pass as an unsolicited opinion nobody cares about, a drop of piss in the ocean, a dog squeak in the void. You're kikeshit, 0 stars, wouldn't recommend. Go back to cuckchan with your ADHD takes.

>ed gein drama
>2nd scene somehow makes it about the hall of cost
dropped

>>288814
LOL no way

>>288814
It had that vibe, thanks for confirmation.

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Just watched Blade for the first time, it was sick? Some things:
- People really thought that kind of techno music was going to be the future back in 1998 didn't they?
- Special FX were fucking weird but damned if they didn't try hard
- Mythbusters should have tested whether that throwable "S" shaped blade really could be rolled along the walls of a circular room and fuck people up
- The main bad guy being out in the sun with sunscreen on was hilarious. But the whole movie didn't take itself seriously like that and it was a lot of fun for it
- The chick was good
- The white vampire chick was a good casting choice, with her long arms
- Blade had some lines that weren't all that memorable but again, it was better for it

Are the sequels any good?

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Waking Life (2001)
>slow paced
>animation kinda sucks
>some dialogues were thought provoking
>couple of hauntingly memorable characters
>not much action
recommended for some

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it was kikeshit

>>289828
i liked the gasoline webm i saw a while back. I should get around to watching this

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The Chumscrubber (2005)
I guess it's a bit decadent, is it kikeshit? Well, not exactly. It rather attempts to depict a kiked up environment, perhaps there is no difference, you be the judge of that. It's a teenager comedy-drama and those are always kinda retarded, it has both funny and depressive moments, and it's set in California. 
Such description probably doesn't seem flattering, but movie was actually decent.

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much better than part 2. I only described part 2 as kikeshit but other than that it was a pretty shitty movie and i feel like even the people that made it knew that since it just felt like they tried to sell the movie with naked women rather than make a good entertaining story. First movie is still the best one. Part 3 is kind of bad but better than part 2. Thats a problem with horror movie sequels. They are usually bad but sometimes can be alright.

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better than part 2 worse than part 3

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it was kikeshit

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Sorcerer (1977)
This movie ages well. There is plenty of suspense and gore. 
Recommended for your dad.

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it was kikeshit. Turned it off after 10 minutes. What is it with kikes and being obsessed with racemixing?

>>290362
dad go to church

the kikes go wild when you expose their wickedness

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it was kikeshit

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It was alright. I dont see why it was labeled as a horror movie.

>>290592
Yeah, felt more like romantic adventure movie.

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i didnt like it

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it was kikeshit

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i didnt like it

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It was kikeshit. And one of the worst movies ive ever seen.

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it was kikeshit

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>>290866
This is not a review, it tells me nothing at all about the movie other that some retard doesn't like it. This can barely pass as an unsolicited opinion nobody cares about, a drop of piss in the ocean, a fart in the wind, a dog squeak in the void. You're kikeshit, 0 stars, wouldn't recommend. Go back to cuckchan with your ADHD dogshit takes.

>>290873
Im going to review more today

>>290837
What was wrong with it? I thought that Lovecraft is cool.

>>290937
You're literally not going to. Your posts are straight up binary noise with no nuance and not a shred of information. You're a fraud.

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it was kikeshit

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it was kikeshit

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it was kikeshit

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My favorite director. Which is funny considering all of his movies are kikeshit. I just cant help it. I loved each and single one i watched.

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The 8 Diagram Pole Fighter (1984)
This Shaolin kung fu film felt quite theatrical, but i enjoyed the contrast with modern movies. I wasn't reading the subtitles most of the time, but i think the story revolved around classic themes of honor, revenge, justice and ass kicking.

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i didnt like it

>>291270
im going to have to change the review to: it was kikeshit
I didnt realize his wife was a mutt and he had a mutt daughter

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kikeshit part 2

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It was kikeshit. Stopped watching after 29 minutes

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Portrait Of Jennie (1948)
An eerie yet serene romance film. It left a good aftertaste.

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i didnt like it

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it was kikeshit

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it was kikeshit. only made it halfway through

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i didnt like it

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it was pretty shit

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it was kikeshit

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This show sucks, can I go home now?

>>291682
what is it

also maze runner trilogy is kikeshit. first one could have been ok even if it had been produced for tweeny morons

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it was kikeshit

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>>291684
>what is it
Real life.

>>291891
wrong

>>291921
racemixing is kikeshit

its always funny to see people get butthurt when you expose movies they like.

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>>291923
How many blond-haired, blue-eyed pale raisens have YOU fathered?

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>>291925
>this move is [name-called]
>"exposed"
Only one butthurt here is you, buddy.

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>>291944
You cant handle the truth - Jack Nicholson

>>291948
The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off -- some fat old skank on her period

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What shall i review today?

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>>292114
Your life. Just like you and your dick, such a review will be very short.

>>292118
In going to watch a movie now. Review incoming.

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i didnt like it

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its shit

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>>292189
Watch Milky Subway

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G.I. Gurdjieff's autobiographic story. Gurdjieff was a mystic and in almost every respect the antithesis of Aleister Crowley. A rather niche movie, definitively not for everyone. Don't expect any avant-garde visuals like in art film The Holly Mountain.

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it was kikeshit

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This musical drama movie was banned for ~19 years after its release, because it was released in USSR and its subject matter revolves around censorship. I liked it.

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First movie in a trilogy. It has fighting, taoist sorcery, romance and some comedy. Hardly a horror movie. Cute lead actress (supposedly became a nun after scandalous love life).

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>>292424
le downboat is le review

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it was kikeshit

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it was kikeshit

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it was kikeshit.

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>>293090
That was the greatest movie that I've ever seen.

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>picture of dorian grey in hollywood

>>293115
Its jekyll and hyde but most people didn't understand jekyll and hyde.

>>293090
wrong

>>293178
Why did they mock christianity multiple times? Im not even a christian but thats kikeshit.

>>293181
>Im not even a christian
Well that explains it then. Because if you actually had red the bible, you would know that it's as kikeshit as it gets.

>>293185
Oh the typical kike argument that "jewsus was a kike". Yeah no shit faggot. That doesnt change the fact that the kikes hates jesus and i dont appreciate their kike propaganda in my movies.

>>293188
Why should a white person care about a semitic desert religion that got forced upon Europe, in a similar fashion that islam is being forced right now? Jews also hate islam, does that mean we should open our hearts to sharia law? Supporting something just because jews hate it is retarded, jews hate a lot of things, including eating shit, you wouldn't eat shit just to spite jews now would you?

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i didnt like it

>forced upon
lol

>>293191
Also when did i say i was a christian you dumb kike? Learn to read my small post. NIGGER

>>293231
Yeah, as in the Northern Crusades.

>>293233
I didn't even say anything about you being a christian.
>Learn to read my small post.
Your small what?

I'll keep posting kikeshit reviews.

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I like parts of it

>>293181
>Why did they mock christianity multiple times?

I mean, it has soviet ear font letters. So it was probably to be expected.

>>293188
>Oh the typical kike argument that 
Nah he was Greek/Arameic

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>>293246
>I'll keep posting kikeshit reviews.

Cool. Keep us posted OP

>>293321
>I like parts of it
Ehh I didn't like it. To me, the boys show sucked just as much as the comics sucked.

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>>293329
When I say parts I mean characters and their circumstance, it is really funny to me when writers try to make you feel something or hate a character, and everyone does the opposite because the writers themselves have shit values, like with Rorschach in the Watchmen
I'm not recommending the show in anyway

>>293331
It's real funny to me because during the era of orange man bad at every corner in media even games far cry 5 happened and the writers essentially had it backfire in their face

>>293327
Sometimes advertisers use a font with dystopian associations for a movie or game set in dystopia, it's poor taste.

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going to rewatch a movie i labeled as kikeshit and see if i was right. I never watched it completely.

>>293142
I could see that too. I guess the aging made me think Dorian first.

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nope. still kikeshit.

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it was kikeshit. also a very overrated movie highly in part due to the lead actor getting shot and dying on set most likely and because he is bruce lees son

>>293563
Watch Over the Hedge next

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made it halfway through. it was kikeshit

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it was kikeshit but i just cant help myself from watching Zion Sono movies.

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ww2 but homosex. it was kikeshit

Once Upon a TIme in America is nauseatingly jewish. KIkeshit, if you will.

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it was kikeshit

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>Casino (1995)
it was kikeshit
>poor Mr. ((( Rothstein ))) trying to make an honest living
>but these evil whites controlling the media and institutions keep him down
yes also tell us how whites print all the money, are an international cartel, do interest slavery, start all the wars, genocide everyone

>>294197
I remember watching that a year ago. Cant remember a single thing that happened in it except that shitty car explosion dummy scene

>>294168
the part were hes being bullied by baby dicks made me scream 'thats so japanese'

>>294199
A very japanese movie. With moan sound effects every time he presses dick buttons

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i didnt like it. But i did like when they were discussing invisibility and how wishing for it meant you can only want to do something bad.